One night of fish and dragon dance, both of them were tired and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Jin Xiang endured the discomfort of his body, gritted his teeth and got up, seeing that Li Qinzai was still sleeping, Jin Xiang did not dare to wake him up, and was angry that he was too rude last night, so he had to give him a hateful look.

Although she has cut off the white body of the county lord, but King Teng's mansion did not treat her as a white body, Jinxiang married into the Li family, and King Teng also sent a lot of dowries and many maids who served.

Under the service of the maid, after Jinxiang washed up, he came to another room in the backyard to meet Cui Jie.

The rules of a big family are strict, and they used to be best friends who had nothing to say, but after marrying into the door, they must respect the eldest woman, otherwise the family will fly sooner or later.

Jin Xiang is a smart woman, she knows very well what Li Qinzai cares about, and she has long been secretly alerting herself not to be clever where Li Qinzai cares.

Things like competing for favor in the back house, once you start fighting, it means losing both.

When Li Qinzai got up, it was already around noon.

As if he had already understood his routine, Li Qinzai had just finished washing, and many people came to the courtyard.

So Li Qinzai took the shy and timid Jinxiang to the front yard and met the students.

The students stepped forward and saluted one after another, calling them "Second Master", Jin Xiang was ashamed, but he still responded calmly and dignifiedly.

"Buckwheat meets Erniang." Buckwheat stood up from the crowd and saluted.

Jinxiang naturally knew Buckwheat, she had lived in Ganjingzhuang for a while, and got along with Buckwheat quite happily.

Jin Xiang smiled and said to Buckwheat: "I haven't seen you for many days, Buckwheat seems to have grown taller again." ”

Buckwheat blinked: "Last time Buckwheat called you Erniang, you were still angry and said that there was no such thing, but today you are not angry?" ”

Jin Xiang was ashamed, gave him a blank look and said, "You are like your father, the more you learn, the worse you get!" ”

Li Qinzai said with a smile: "It's okay, a man doesn't suffer if he's bad, but he will be bullied if he's too honest." ”

Glancing at the disciples as he spoke, the smile on Li Qinzai's face was kind and kind.

"In this year's scientific examination, I am the subject of the calculation, dare to ask who is sure that you can go to high school?"

One sentence instantly ruined the harmonious and happy atmosphere, and all the disciples had a smile on their faces, some looked up at the sky, some looked down at the ground, and some kept blinking, probably thinking about something like the house was on fire and other excuses to leave.

The only voice said loudly, "Sir, the disciple wants to give it a try." ”

Everyone followed the prestige, and it was not surprising to find that the person who spoke was Princess Xuancheng.

Even Li Qinzai was not surprised, among all the disciples in the school, Princess Xuancheng was the only scholar, and her understanding and achievements were even much stronger than that of the pro-taught Buckwheat.

Li Qinzai nodded with a smile, then looked at the rest of the disciples, shook his head and sighed: "Look at others, and then look at yourself, you are the worst class of students I have ever led, there is no one." ”

"I wanted to teach you to swim in the ocean of knowledge, but it turned out that not only did you not even learn how to plan, but you drowned a lot of them alive, only Xuancheng became a white stripe in the waves......"

The more he talked, the more energetic he became, I don't know why, every time he faced this group of little bastards, Li Qinzai's mouth was full of hurtful words one after another, and his inspiration couldn't stop.

The little bastards were so green that they were all green by Li Qinzai, and Jinxiang next to him couldn't stand it, so he gently tugged on his sleeve, and Li Qinzai stopped unsatisfied.

"Tomorrow will teach you new knowledge, the basis of physics and mechanics," Li Qinzai pondered for a while, and then said: "Have you seen the hydraulic press at the entrance of the village?" That's built on the knowledge of physics. ”

"Knowledge is the foundation that changes the world, and the emergence of any new thing is not accidental, but the inevitable product of knowledge."

"The physics knowledge we will learn tomorrow will start with gravity first......"

Li Sujie said curiously: "Sir, what is 'gravitation'?" ”

This question can be regarded as asking Li Qinzai's heart, so he smiled and said, "If you sit under an apple tree......"

Before he finished speaking, Li Xian cautiously raised his hand: "Sir, what is 'apple'?" ”

Li Qinzai was stunned for a moment, then patted his head, and almost forgot that although the apple was brought to the Central Plains by the Hu merchants of the Western Regions as early as the Han Dynasty, its name is not called Apple, but has a very poetic name, called "Lin Yi".

Looking at the students who were seeking advice, Li Qinzai's heart softened, and he explained with a pleasant face: "...... Your grades are worse than the other, just because the tube is too wide, apples are apples, a kind of fruit, you can ascend to immortal after eating, are you satisfied? ”

The eyes of the students lit up, and it was obvious that they were full of curiosity about this magical and mysterious fruit.

Li Qinzai continued to lecture: "For example, if you sit under an apple tree, and the autumn wind blows, an apple suddenly falls and hits the ......."

looked around and pointed to Qi Bizhen, this product is straightforward and suitable for being smashed on the head by an apple.

"Well, it happened to hit Qi Bizhen's head......"

The student next to him laughed gloatingly, but Qi Bizhen was so angry that his face turned red: "Why did you smash me?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Qinzai kicked over and said coldly: "Because I arranged it, your facial features naturally look like they deserve to be smashed by an apple, why don't you accept it?" ”

Only then did Qi Bizhen realize that the occasion for his madness was wrong, and hurriedly laughed and said: "Serve, disciple serve, disciple should smash." ”

"And then, what is the first thing that comes to mind when an ignorant normal person is smashed by an apple?" Li Qinzai asked earnestly.

Qi Bizhen said without thinking: "Of course I eat it, Mr. said, I can ascend to immortal status if I eat it." ”

All the disciples nodded busily, and the schadenfreude just now instantly turned into full envy for Qi Bizhen.

Li Qinzai looked up to the sky and sighed.

In fact, it should have been numb a long time ago, this is the daily routine of Li Qinzai's teaching, no matter what knowledge they teach, the topic can be successfully led astray by them.

The little bastards no longer care about the physical enlightenment knowledge after the apple is hit on the head, but are interested in discussing what the fruit that can make people ascend to immortality looks like and tastes, and whether my father and mother can ascend to immortality with them after eating......

There is such a group of bastard students, it is difficult for them to be a teacher without tiresome blood, and they drain at least two taels of blood every day.

Suddenly losing the interest in teaching knowledge, Li Qinzai waved his hand happily: "Get out." ”

The little bastards are still unsatisfied, and they really want to hear Li Qinzai continue to talk about the kind of fruit that will ascend to immortals.

Li Qinzai was so angry that he raised one foot, and everyone was so frightened that they scattered.

He sighed heavily, lamenting the difficulty of teaching.

After the students dispersed, Jin Xiang came up, his eyes turned into crescent moons, and he covered his mouth and said: "It turns out that the husband teaches like this, and the way you teach with your disciples is really interesting." ”

Li Qinzai glanced at her: "Do you think it's funny?" ”

"Of course it's interesting, although the husband doesn't have a good word, but he is also teaching seriously, although the disciples are not in shape, but the concubine can see that they are in awe and admiration for the husband from the bottom of their hearts, and the teacher and student Ruosi, so that the concubine is envious."