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The leaders of Gaoyang County were on pins and needles at the moment, and they were all stunned by the scene in front of them. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The two old men, both in their nineties, were in good spirits, and they both threw candy melon seeds at each other like old children.

"It's not big or small, I'm your uncle, according to the old etiquette in the past, you should kneel down and kowtow to me and say goodbye. Lao Tzu is still the scoop of the Qinglong thief, you little fart master is not qualified to eat at the same table with Lao Tzu!"

Fang Xian turned to one side, and the toffee flicked on his shoulder, hitting Wu Gaoming's nose.

"Pull you down, my aunt is the lady of the village who was robbed by you and went up the mountain, and our Fang family and your Niu family have a blood feud. If it weren't for the sake of you fighting devils, Lao Tzu would have killed you with one shot!"

The ancestor of the Niu family raised his hand and patted it, and the three peanuts all hit Xie Nancheng's nose.

This is going to be my life, Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng are caught in the middle, in a dilemma, and they don't even have a chance to speak.

This table is closest to the rostrum, and it is the most noble table, and it is the table of the mother's family led by Su Xiaoxiao's parents.

The table over there was full of joy, and everyone stared intently at Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao on the stage, and from time to time burst into applause and cheers.

And here, there are only two old children who keep throwing things and constantly turning over old accounts.

The two of them would even argue over who ate more nests and who slept the loudest.

If you lose something, you can throw it away, these two old guys are not good at the right head, and they hit the people next to them from time to time.

On this good table, in addition to the two old children in their nineties, there are also four county leaders and two old Fang Lao's entourage, which should have been the most solemn and high-grade table, but now it has become the most funny table.

That's not all, there are more than a dozen people around this table.

Four or five men who didn't look at the stage or the old man fighting were obviously bodyguards, and they watched warily at anyone who approached intentionally or unintentionally.

There are also five people, who are actually ten of the twelve horns of the Niu family, the ox is strong, the ox struggles, the ox fights, the ox advances and the ox peace.

No matter where these ten horns were, they were all powerful figures, but at this moment, they were like docile kittens, and they didn't even have a place to sit.

There's no way, there are a total of eight people seated, one is their grandfather, and seven are their leaders, and no one can afford to mess with them!

The ancestor of the Niu family beat Wu Gaoming with Tang Guo, and Niu had to nod his head if he struggled.

Fang Lao hit Xie Nancheng with peanuts, Niu is strong and Niu must pay a lot if he advances.

It's bitter, no one can afford to mess with it!

Fortunately, the two of them also got tired of fighting, and after finding that there were not many sugar cubes and peanuts on the plate in front of them, the battle finally came to an end.

"Eldest nephew, how about it, Lao Tzu has lived another thirty-one years, and he is still three years older than you!" The ancestor of the Niu family was very proud, and took a sip of tea.

Elder Fang hated this matter the most, and said angrily: "Didn't you say that you yourself can live for twenty years at most, how can you talk not count, why don't you dig a pit and bury yourself?"

"I just don't die, I'm angry with you!" The ancestor of the Niu family became more and more proud: "Now that I eat well and sleep well, it is estimated that I can live for another thirty years." ”

Old Fang was full of sarcasm: "Brag, you don't even have teeth, and if you want to live for thirty years, it's dangerous to live for thirty days." ”

"I have few teeth, but they are all original, gnawing bones, unlike you, your mouth is full of dentures, and it is estimated that it is the life of drinking gruel. ”

"Come less, Lao Tzu is now half a bucket of rice and three catties of meat, and he doesn't have a full burp. ”

"Three catties of meat is a ball, and Lao Tzu can eat a cow!"

"Boasting about not paying taxes, let's compare the two of us if you have the ability?"

"It's better than that, Lao Tzu is still afraid of you?" Fang Lao was forced to a dead end, slapped the table and shouted: "Secretary Wu, County Magistrate Xie, no one is allowed to move chopsticks on the elbow and whole chicken on the table later, they are all ours, which of you dares to take a bite, Lao Tzu is in a hurry with you." ”

"One is enough, grandchildren, bring the whole chicken and elbow on your table later!" Not to be outdone, the ancestor of the Niu family ordered the five grandchildren.

A group of people were in a cold sweat, and two old men in their nineties competed to gnaw elbows, what a fantasy!

Suddenly, the applause was thunderous, and Fat Dahai solemnly announced: "There is a witness to the marriage, Mr. Diao Mingyuan, chairman of Tianhai Mingyuan Group, to come to the stage to witness the marriage of the two newlyweds!"

At this point in the wedding, it is basically coming to an end, and the next step is to let go of the cheeks and eat and drink, and the song and dance performance begins on the stage.

Diao Mingyuan straightened his suit, with a solemn look on his face.

Even with Diao Mingyuan's identity, I feel very honored today, such a wedding is not something ordinary people can have!

"Wait!" Suddenly, an old voice echoed through the hall.

Everyone was shocked, and following the prestige, they found that it was actually an old man sitting at a table with the county magistrate and the secretary of the county party committee.

No, could it be that this old man opposes Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao's marriage?

Su Xiaoxiao suddenly became nervous, took Lei Dong's hand and began to exert force.

Lei Dong was in ecstasy, he had been in a trance just now, and he didn't notice the table.

Now that I looked, in addition to a few familiar county leaders, there were actually two old men, and what made Lei Dong excited was that the man in his fifties sitting next to one of the old men turned out to be the big head.

The person who accompanies the big head, that must be the old man?

But there is only one old man, how did it become two?

Fang Lao's voice immediately made the ancestor of the Niu family angry, and shouted angrily: "Fang Xian, what the fuck are you called? Lei Dong is a good official, he is the successor of the chief scoop of the Green Dragon Thieves selected by Lao Tzu, and nominally he is also your scoop handle. If you still admit that you were a thief in the green dragon back then, shut your mouth to Lao Tzu. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will dig your aunt out of the grave and throw it into Sandao Lake to feed the catfish!"

It's so strange that he actually threatens others with his dead wife.

Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng were secretly happy in their hearts, if Elder Fang was mad at the wedding banquet, it would be ten Lei Dong who also took advantage of the situation.

"Scoop handle, is it rare, what qualifications do you have to choose my apprentice as a scoop handle?" Fang Lao pursed his mouth, didn't eat this set at all, and said: "You dig, my aunt has been dead for more than fifty years, and digging it out is just right to breathe." ”

Everyone was even more confused in their hearts, was Elder Fang old confused, how could he casually say that Lei Dong was his apprentice?

How could Lei Dong Hede, how could he have any intersection with Fang Lao?

"Lei Dong has a master like you, it's just eight lifetimes of mold!" I didn't expect the ancestor of the Niu family to actually admit the master-apprentice relationship between Elder Fang and Lei Dong.

Seeing that the wedding was about to go wrong, Fat Dahai hurriedly asked, "Old man, do you have anything to say?"

"Of course I have something to say, because I want to give my apprentice a marriage certificate!" Elder Fang stood up, holding a red date wooden cane, and strode towards the stage with his head held high.

"You are married, Lao Tzu still wants to get married!" The ancestor of the Niu family was not to be outdone, and also walked forward with a crutch.

Two white-haired old men in their nineties suddenly appeared on the stage, and the host was so anxious that he was sweating: "Old man, you ...... you"

Fang Xian pointed at Diao Mingyuan and said, "He is not high enough, so he can't give my apprentice a marriage." ”

The ancestor of the Niu family also pointed at Diao Mingyuan and said: "He is not senior enough, and he is not qualified to marry the son of the head of Qinglong!"

Diao Mingyuan's nose is crooked, he is a famous entrepreneur in Tianhai, a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, and the helm of the Standing Hall, and he is accused of not having enough level and seniority as a witness, this is simply a slap in the face!

However, just as Diao Mingyuan was about to attack, his shoulder was grabbed by Lei Dong.

"Brother, give face, this is the person I respect the most, speak straighter, don't mind!"

Diao Mingyuan turned his head and was immediately stunned by Lei Dong's eyes.

It was a look of awe, and it was a deep respect, a deep fear, and even a hint of excitement, a hint of happiness and gratitude.

Diao Mingyuan's heart was awe-inspiring, knowing that today was not the time to be rash, so he hurriedly took a step back and handed the marriage certificate to Fat Dahai.

"Give it to me!" Fang Xian snatched the marriage certificate, walked in front of Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao, slapped Lei Dong's head with the marriage certificate, and said, "Boy, well done, the country did not cultivate you in vain." Lao Tzu came all the way to attend your wedding, just to show that Lao Tzu is optimistic about you, are you content?"

"Contentment, old man, I am content!" Lei Dong was so excited that tears were about to fall.

"If you are content, work hard, build Qinglong well, let everyone get rich as soon as possible, don't be greedy and bend the law, do you know?" Fang Xian patted Lei Dong's head again, his face suddenly changed from serious to kind, turned to Su Xiaoxiao and said: "Beauty, my old man has to congratulate you, you have found the best man in the world, you must grasp it well, husband and child, a hundred years of good together, do you understand?"

Su Xiaoxiao was already stunned, he didn't know who this old man was, but when he saw Lei Dong respectfully, he had no choice but to nod his head again and again.

More than 1,000 people in the audience were also stunned, how can there be such a witness in this world, how can there be such a witness?

This old man, isn't he a psychopath, he's here to wreak havoc?

Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng glanced at each other, and they both saw shocked expressions on each other's faces.

Old Fang is really Lei Dong's master, no wonder Lei Dong is so arrogant, it turns out that he really has the capital to be arrogant!

"Lei Dong, Xiaoxiao, don't listen to his nonsense, a man who is about to die, what are you calling poor?" The words of the ancestor of the Niu family are not to thunder and die, and he said: "You two get married, my old man will also make a statement today, from now on, all the children of my Niu family can beat you if you want, and scold if you want, because you are my brother and their elder!"

"Ah!" At least two hundred people surnamed Niu here were stunned when they heard this.

Especially the ten horns of the Niu family, their faces are even more pale, ancestor, let's not play like this, okay?

It was the first time for Lei Dong to see the ancestor of the Niu family, and he said respectfully: "Ancestor ......"

"Don't call it Ancestor, call it Brother!" The Ancestor of the Niu Family laughed, pointed at Fang Xian and said to Lei Dong: "Do you know what your seniority is? You are my younger brother, and he is your nephew." ”

"Nonsense, he is my apprentice, you are my apprentice's brother, you should be called Uncle Lao Tzu!" Fang Xian was furious and raised his jujube wooden crutch.

"It's not big or small, brother, whip your nephew's two mouths for your brother!" The ancestor of the Niu family was even more unwilling, and also raised a sandalwood crutch.

Lei Dong's head was buzzing, wouldn't it, the two old guys are going to fight?

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