Most men don't know much about obstetrics, seeing red, opening ten fingers, breaking water or something, it sounds like a series of difficult Olympiad problems.

Lee Chin-jae is no exception.

Although he has lived two lives, he has never experienced marriage and childbirth in his previous life, and he does not understand the process of giving birth to a woman at all.

is a very helpless scene, his mother-in-law is experiencing a catastrophe of life and death inside, a group of old women and maids are busy outside, and he, as a husband and the closest person, can only wait in the yard and can't help anything.

Nervous and scared, he is too unconfident in the medical level of this era, women basically do not invite a doctor when they give birth, but rely on one or two stable women to complete the process of giving birth to a baby, any of which has a problem, it is a major matter related to human life.

To put it simply, only those who have a hard life can survive, otherwise they will accept their fate.

Because of this, Li Qinjae is afraid.

As the old woman in the delivery room shouted "the water is broken", it was as if the machine was started inside and outside the delivery room, and everyone became busy.

The maids hurriedly went in and out with hot water, and the old woman methodically took the clean cloth strips and scissors into the delivery room.

Li Qinzai stood in the courtyard, the beads of sweat on his forehead were dripping down, his eyes were staring at the curtain of the delivery room with empty eyes, his hands were clenched into fists, and he didn't know what to do at the moment.

A small hand held him, Li Qinzai lowered his head, and saw Buck Er staring at the delivery room with a frightened face, the expressions of the father and son at the moment were very unified, and they were all at the same loss.

"Dad, my aunt is so painful to give birth to a baby, why do you want her to give birth?" Buckwheat asked in a trembling voice.

Li Qinzai tugged at the corners of his mouth: "If she is not born, will it be digested in her stomach?" ”

After saying that, Li Qinzai sighed, this joke is not funny at all.

"Dad, will the child have a baby when he grows up? Will it hurt as much as my aunt? Buckwheat asked again.

Li Qinzai sighed and said: "Well, you don't have that function, it's your future mother-in-law who suffers." ”

Cui Jie's pain in the delivery room became more and more high-pitched, and it was obvious that she had begun to attack.

Looking at Qiao'er's frightened expression, Li Qinzai rubbed his head, took his hand and left the backyard.

Children are too young to see such a scene.

When the father and son came to the front yard, Li Qinzai found a stone bench and sat down, and said: "Children and grandchildren multiply, women give birth to babies, they have to go through this experience, and it is inevitable." ”

"It is precisely because women have suffered too much when they give birth to babies that we men should be kind to their mothers-in-law, if it weren't for their husbands, she wouldn't have to go through this ghost gate."

Buck'er nodded as if she didn't understand, thought about it and said, "If the child marries her mother-in-law in the future, you can not let her have a baby......"

Li Qinzai smiled, the young man is still too young, if you can control your crotch when you become an adult, I will lose.

Especially born in such a family, although he is a concubine, he is also destined to be a proper rich and noble son, and there are a bunch of junior brothers who eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, can such a background lack women? Can you not make a big woman's belly?

"It's not realistic not to have a baby, you ...... A little more restrained, just don't take too many daughters-in-law into the family, my father was old at that time, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to stand the stimulation. Li Qinzai said earnestly.

Buck Er nodded ignorantly, and then said, "Dad, will my aunt give me a brother or a sister?" ”

Li Qinzai said funny: "Do you like your brother or sister?" ”

Buckwheat said without thinking: "I like my younger brother." ”

"Why?"

"My brother can play with me, but my sister can't, the girls in the village are very hypocritical, they love to cry, they love to get angry, and the children don't like to play with them anymore."

Li Qinzai sighed and rubbed his head.

What a stupid child, if you grow up and your facial features become ugly, I'm afraid the next few years will be the only highlight moment in your life, and if you want a woman to play with you in the future, you have to spend money.

"Whether it's a younger brother or a younger sister, you have to take on the responsibility of being an elder brother, you are the eldest in our family, and your younger brothers and sisters need you to take care of and educate them, understand?"

Buckwheat nodded vigorously: "The child understands, I won't bully him, and I will take him to play, if outsiders dare to bully him, I will slingshot to greet him......"

Li Qinzai smiled with relief.

At home, he has been working hard to dispel the so-called concepts of "concubine" and "concubine", and he has also sternly told Cui Jie and his subordinates on weekdays that they are not allowed to instill the concept of the distinction between concubines and concubines in front of buckwheat.

It's all their own species, and whoever gives birth to it is the same, and it's not that important.

With Buck'er's current ability and intelligence, even if he is a concubine, his achievements when he grows up are not much worse, and the Li family's family business is destined to have Buck'er's share, maybe he will give himself a surprise.

"If you want a younger brother, while your aunt is still alive, go to the backyard and yell and add a blessing to your aunt." Li Qinzai said with a smile and encouragement.

Buckwheat ran out of the arch of the backyard without hesitation, and the angry dantian let go of his voice, and the immature child's voice echoed in the backyard.

"Auntie, I want a younger brother, Mo Sheng is wrong!"

As soon as the words fell, the old woman in the delivery room suddenly rushed out and looked at her angrily.

Li Qinzai patted his buttocks: "I'm going to be scolded, run!" ”

Buckwheat ran away with smoke, and disappeared.

The production process was long, at least in Li Qinzai's opinion, this process waited for almost half a lifetime.

Everyone in the delivery room was still nervously busy, and Li Qinzai was pacing back and forth in the yard irritably.

Jin Xiang was also waiting nervously outside the delivery room, and seeing that Li Qinzai's expression was getting more and more anxious, he stepped forward to hold his hand and said, "Don't worry, husband, there is always a process for women to give birth." ”

Li Qinzai sighed: "I know it takes a process, but this process is too long, it can't be like Sun Wukong, a stone explodes, a bang is born, and you will do a backflip just after birth......"

Jin Xiang blinked ignorantly: "Who is Sun Wukong?" Whose child has such a skill? ”

"I was born without a father or mother, and I was a monkey...... His story will be told to you later. Li Qinzai said absent-mindedly.

Jin Xiang glanced at him angrily: "Husband, you don't have any serious words again!" ”

It wasn't until the second half of the night that Cui Jie's cry of pain ran out of strength and became intermittent, when a loud and high-pitched baby cry suddenly broke out in the silence, and then the door curtain of the delivery room was finally opened, and an old woman ran out and happily blessed Li Qin.

"Congratulations to the fifth young man, the lady is born!"

Li Qinzai was overjoyed: "Is it safe or small?" ”

"The size is safe, Mrs. gave birth to a young man, six pounds and eight taels of weight, the small appearance is very similar to the fifth young man, and we have added Ding to the house!" The old woman laughed.

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Li Qinzai was stunned for a long time, then jumped up on the spot, waved his fists fiercely into the sky with both hands, and blurted out and yelled at the delivery room: "Damn! Madame is doing well! Heroic Mother! ”

Jin Xiang also happily hugged his arm and said with a smile: "Peace and security, congratulations to the husband, we have added another person to our family, great joy!" ”

Li Qinzai held her face and took a hard sip, and urged the old woman again: "Go in and take care of Madame...... Forget it, I'll go in person, tell Steward Song, report to Grandpa and Daddy in Chang'an City, and send gifts quickly! ”

The old woman didn't have time to stop her, and Li Qinzai had already rushed into the delivery room with a puff of smoke, causing the old woman and the maids in the delivery room to exclaim.

Li Qinzai didn't bother to pay attention to them, rushed to Cui Jie's bedside, and saw that her hair was messy, her face was pale, her temples were soaked with sweat, and she didn't know how much she had suffered.

"Mrs. Hard, we won't give birth in the future, there's no reason to suffer such a crime again......" Li Qinzai said guiltily.

Cui Jie opened her eyes and showed a weak smile, but said stubbornly: "No, the concubine can still give birth in the future, and the woman gives birth to the first baby, and it will be easy to regenerate in the future." ”

The old woman handed a small swaddling baby to Li Qinzai, the baby was pink and tender, just washed in hot water after birth, and the amniotic fluid and filth on the skin had been washed clean, and it looked pink and jade at the moment, and it was very cute.

"Wu Shaolang, look at your family's Shaolangjun, it's amazing, when he was just born, the cry was about to tear off the roof, and he will be a big man in the future."

Li Qinzai carefully took the baby, he had never held such a small child in his two lives, he seemed a little at a loss, and only hugged him in a standard posture under the guidance of the old woman.

Looking carefully, the old woman was right, her eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose were somewhat similar to him, and even the appearance of her hands and feet with her eyes closed and her hands and feet kicked around, there was a familiar and unruly bastard taste.