Chapter 956: Eating melons all over the city
Less than an hour after the unilateral beating of incense, the Silla envoys and entourage in the pavilion were all put down, and they fell to the ground in various postures and wailed, one by one.
Fujiwara Yuno has always only fought with the wind, and after the Li family did the important work, it was Fujiwara Yuno's turn to beat the water dogs.
I have to say that the perversion of the Japanese people is engraved in the DNA and has not changed since ancient times.
Unexpectedly, Fujiwara Yuno's sentence "I'm going to take off his clothes" is not a transliteration, but a literal meaning.
Standing in front of Jin Wenying, who was in a coma, Fujiwara Yuno not only kicked him a few times, but also kicked him a few ribs, and really took off Jin Wenying's clothes with his own hands.
After taking off, Fujiwara Yuno ordered the Japanese entourage to throw Jin Wenying outside the green building.
Now it is the middle of winter, Jin Wenying, who was lying naked in the snow, was awakened by the cold, and under the surprised onlookers of passers-by, she couldn't help but be ashamed and angry, covering her crotch with her hands and roaring in anger.
However, the Silla retinue was put down in the pavilion, rolling and wailing all over the ground, and no one came to rescue him.
The farce lasted for a long time, and finally someone couldn't stand it anymore and reported to the official.
The Tang Dynasty is the suzerain, and it has been civilized for thousands of years, how can it allow such an immoral thing to happen.
Under the collective onlookers and disdainful gazes of the Qinglou benefactor and passers-by on the street, Wuhou who was patrolling the street hurried over, and was stunned to see someone who was so brazen.
Where is this where the evil animal has become a fine and has no time to put on his clothes?
When Jin Wenying saw Wuhou coming, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and opened her mouth to say a string of words she didn't understand.
However, Wuhou disappointed him, this kind of person must be dealt with immediately when he appears on the streets of Chang'an, otherwise Wuhou will not be able to afford to damage the image of the international city.
Without waiting for Jin Wenying to finish speaking, a martial artist stepped forward, raised his hand and slapped an iron ruler on the back of Jin Wenying's head, and Jin Wenying was taken to prison without snorting.
In the pavilion of the Qinglou, Li Qinzai listened to the report of the Li family, and his expression suddenly became very strange.
One of the purposes of today is to punish the lawless Silla envoy on behalf of Li Zhi, of course, it is most appropriate to punish by the hands of the Japanese people, this matter has not been brought forward by the Tang Dynasty from beginning to end, and in the future, Li Zhi and Li Qinzai can get rid of the lawsuit.
It's just that Li Qinzai didn't expect that Fujiwara Yuno would go so far, and he would just beat him up, and he threw people naked on the street, and was stunned again by an iron ruler from Wuhou patrolling the street.
It's really a bit too much, and the degree of perversion makes Li Qinzai, a pervert, feel perverted after hearing about it......
"The two kingdoms of Wa and Silla have formed a mortal enmity...... This is also good, the foreshadowing is perfect, and the two countries will fight in the future. Li Qinzai muttered.
Immediately, Li Qinzai said suspiciously: "What about Fujiwara Yuno?" The revenge has been avenged, why hasn't he come back yet? ”
Liu Asi next to him smiled and said, "The envoy of the Japanese state avenged his revenge tonight, and got his long-cherished wish fulfilled, and he was crazy in the pavilion of the Silla envoy. ”
Li Qinzai was taken aback and said categorically: "Impossible! When pigs fly! How could a race like Baga fight three or five girls alone? You think too highly of him. ”
Liu Ah Si said firmly: "The villain never looked down on him, in fact, the envoy of the Japanese kingdom surrendered in three or two clicks, at this time he was still unwilling, and was using his dexterous hands to try to find face in front of the girl......"
Li Qinzai was relieved at this time, subconsciously lowered his head and looked at his hands, and sighed: "That's all they have to say, let's go, tonight's play ended perfectly, and I have an explanation for Your Majesty." ”
Liu Ah Si suddenly laughed and said in a low voice: "It is rare for the fifth young man to enter the Qinglou once, do you want to call a dozen or so girls to compete with the envoys of the Japanese Kingdom, so as to teach him to see the majesty of our Tang Dynasty men." ”
God is in the same arena......
Glancing at him, Li Qinzai seemed to smile: "How to compete?" Whose hands are more dexterous than that? Hollow me out tonight, and you will carry me back to Ganjingzhuang when you turn around, and see how the young lady praises you. ”
Liu Ah Si was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Joke, Fifth Young Lang, the villain was just a joke just now, don't take it seriously, how can a daughter and a noble stomach waste the seeds of children and grandchildren in such a dusty place." ”
"I have a lot of seeds, it's not that I can't waste them, but if I want to compete with the Japanese people, this will violate my bottom line...... Would you run faster than a dog? ”
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The envoys of the Wa Kingdom and Silla made a big news, and this time the news hot search list of Chang'an City was occupied by two foreign friends.
Early the next morning, the news of the mutual fight between the envoys of the Wa Kingdom and Silla in Qinglou spread throughout Chang'an City.
The people who eat melons are excited, and the melons are not only ripe, but also sweet to sadness.
As for why the envoys of the two countries beat each other in the Qinglou, there are many theories.
Some people say that the envoys of the two countries were jealous of a certain Qinglou woman, and finally fought.
Some people also say that it was a feud between the two countries, and that the Silla envoys were rude to the Japanese envoys, and the Japanese envoys could not bear it anymore, so they rose up and drew it, and then took it off after they had finished drawing.
In many statements, there is undoubtedly a bit of peachy plot, and any rumor must have a little peach color, so that the rumor has a basis for widespread dissemination.
Inside the Tai Chi Palace.
Li Zhi looked at Li Qinzai helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Jing Chu, you are really ...... If you don't agree with each other, you will be convinced. ”
Li Qinzai hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, last night's incident was not caused by the ministers, but by the envoys of the Japanese state. ”
Li Zhi smiled and said, "It has nothing to do with you?" ”
"Of course it is, the minister is behind it."
Li Zhi laughed: "You are frank, I asked Song Sen to spread the word, saying that I am very angry, and you are so angry with me?" ”
Li Qinzai stared at his face and said, "Your Majesty, the minister only asked you, are you relieved?" ”
Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Haha, it's really relieved!" ”
Li Qinzai also smiled: "It is the Japanese people who come forward, whether it is beating people or picking up clothes, they are all done by the envoys of the Japanese State, and the ministers have never shown their faces from beginning to end, no matter how strong this fire is, it will not burn on the head of our Datang." ”
"On the contrary, the envoys of the two countries are jealous, and they have done such a depraving thing in the Tang Kingdom, Your Majesty should strictly reprimand the lords of the two countries, and order them to send envoys again, prepare another generous gift, kowtow all the way from the coast to Chang'an, and apologize to Your Majesty."
Li Zhi's eyes lit up: "Makes sense!" ”
The Empress Wu next to him glanced at him and said angrily: "What's the reason, Your Majesty is also messing around with Jing Chu, how could it be done by a British monarch of a country?" ”
Saying that, Empress Wu looked at Li Qinzai again, and sighed: "Jing Chu, what Your Majesty means is that you don't want to make things too big at the same time, and at the same time, you can severely punish the Silla envoys, and you set up a situation last night...... It's too dirty. ”
Li Qinzai said innocently: "Empress, the minister has only laid out half of this matter, and letting the envoys of the Japanese State come forward to beat Jin Wenying is indeed a bureau set up by the ministers......"
"But Fujiwara Yuno later stripped Jin Wenying on a whim and threw it out, and the minister swore by Fujiwara Yuno for 20 years, which was definitely not instructed by the minister, but he did it with a flash of inspiration to his heart."