Chapter 125: Recognize relatives, Uncle Jing
"You scumbag, halazi, halazi, give me a quick wipe. On the square, the uncle looked disgusted, and his fierce and angry voice was not to mention how loud it was.
"Uh... Woo woo... I haven't seen you for so long, master, you murder me. Saying that, the little milk dog cried and buried his head in the uncle's arms, and his pitiful appearance was really distressing.
"Shut up. ”
"Okay!"
"Go down!"
"Okay. ”
Immediately, with a bang, the little milk dog actually jumped to the ground obediently.
It was a bit of a surprise to men.
Then, the uncle beckoned: "Xiaoxiao, come here." ”
"Oh!" was stunned, and Feng Xiaoxiao hurried up.
"Let me introduce you, this is Changyoujing, seeing him is like seeing me, your own family, you..." The uncle thought for a moment, and then said: "You will call 'Uncle Jing' or 'Changyou Uncle' in the future!"
As soon as the words fell, a stone stirred up a thousand waves, and two exclamations sounded in unison.
"Uncle Jing?"
"Call me 'Uncle Jing'?" hehe, master, who is this girl?" asked the little milk dog with a curious look on his face, showing his harmless white teeth.
The corners of the uncle's mouth squirmed slightly, and he didn't say a word, but the little milk dog nodded again and again.
"Hehe, master, do you really want her to call me uncle?" After hearing this, the little milk dog was a little embarrassed.
"Nonsense, otherwise what to call it? Just like you, if you don't die, don't call uncle, grandfather and ancestor, I think this generation is too different. ”
"Uh, this, master, you can't say that, you can't compare it, you can't compare, hehe, since the master has spoken, then call uncle uncle, anyway, don't suffer a loss, hahaha..."
At first, it was happy, but Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly interrupted: "No, uncle, do you really want me to call it uncle?"
"That's right. ”
"But, it's, it's, isn't it just a Labrador? Let me call it uncle, is it just because it can speak human language?"
"Labrador?"
"Labrador?"
The uncle and the little milk dog glanced at each other with a clear heart, and they both felt unusually new to this unfamiliar word.
"What is a Labrador?" said the uncle, with a question mark on his face.
"Dog!"
"Dogs?"
"That's right!"
After listening to it, the uncle was really nerve-wracking.
"You say he's a dog?"
"Isn't it a dog?"
"He's not a dog. ”
"Uncle, you tease me, it's not a dog, it's still a puppy, and let me call it uncle, cut." Feng Xiaoxiao pursed his lips, and he didn't take the little milk dog seriously.
“......”
The uncle's head was dark, and after listening to it, he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
"Stop, stop, stop, you little girl, dare to scold the deity for being a dog?"
"Who scolded you, what are you not a dog?"
"You're the dog, you, you, you're the dog. ”
"Cut, you think you can't be a dog if you can speak human words?"
"You, you, you, you are a little girl with eyes and no beads, nothing is a piece, do you know, I want you to be the master of Jing back then..."
"Ahem, be careful with your words. On the side, the uncle couldn't help but mutter.
If you call the little milk dog a master, and then call the uncle an uncle, isn't this a seniority?
What kind of line is this, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, too much.
"Uh, yes, yes, little girl, you prick up your ears for me and listen, I think that back then, Uncle Jing and I crisscrossed the nine heavens and ten earths, shocked all races, and looked down on the eight wildernesses, who dared to be disrespectful in the world?"
"Cut, let's talk about it, isn't it still a dog?" Feng Xiaoxiao said with his fingers absentmindedly, with a disdainful expression.
"You!"
The little milk dog lifted his forefoot, and all five nail hooks stood up,
"Okay, then let me ask you, you're very good, aren't you?"
"That is, when you were Uncle Jing and I were in our heyday, I didn't take anyone seriously. ”
"Laughing to death, how can that uncle be your master?"
As soon as he said this, the little milk dog suddenly became angry, sneaked a glance at the uncle, and boasted on the spot without hesitation: "The name of the master, that is the legend of the legend, the power of the master, is even more shocking to the ages, alas, forget it, I can't tell you clearly, in short, in short, with you, you little dolls, you don't even have the qualifications to look up, understand?"
After hearing these words, not to mention that Nangong Haonan didn't believe it, even Shen He couldn't help but start to doubt his life in his mind: "Is this blowing too much?"
"Really fake?Uncle, uncle, don't speak, pretend to be deep, hehehe..." Feng Xiao jumped forward and quickly pretended to pat the dust on the sleeves of the uncle, and tidy up the folds.
The uncle smiled slightly and said, "What you said is true or false!"
"Alas, I think it's true, but it's a pity, the days of gnawing brown cores and eating tree bark from childhood to adulthood tell me that this is our most real hard life!"
"You goblin girl, it's all in the past, and you still can't forget it, why, now that you eat meat, you still can't forget the days when you have no water to drink?"
"But, seriously, uncle, I still feel like I'm in a dream, you say, is this true?"
"Ouch!"
After hearing this, the uncle directly knocked on her little head: "Is it painful?
At this time, the little milk dog came up with a curious face: "Master, master, what are you whispering?"
"Cut, what's the matter with you?" Seeing that the little milk dog was dragging like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, Feng Xiaoxiao didn't give it a good look, and he was not happy for a while.
"You girl, how do you talk?"
"Okay, okay, Xiaoxiao, don't be rude, call someone!" Seeing that they were talking again, the uncle interrupted.
"Haha, do you hear it, hurry, call uncle!" When the little milk dog heard this, he simply sat on the ground and cocked his tail.
"Hmph!" Feng Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, pouted and hurriedly shook his arm to the uncle: "Uncle, how are you..."
"I can't see the mountains in a blind eye, your Uncle Jing is not an idle person, he, if he is serious, his achievements may not be lower than mine, and I will rest assured that he will accompany you to grow up by your side in the future." ”
"Ah, doesn't Uncle want me?" she immediately became a little anxious when she heard this.
"Silly girl, there is nothing to do, don't think nonsense, go quickly, as a junior, you should give a gift to your Uncle Jing, you will be the closest relatives in the future. ”
Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at the little milk dog, lowered his head and sighed: "Okay!"
Immediately, she walked up to the little milk dog and pestled for a while, then drooped her face.
"Why, you little girl, look at the one who wronged you. Think about back then, how many people stood in the world, let alone salute the deity, even if they knelt, they were also gathered together, alas..."
"Hehe, I don't believe it. ”
"Don't believe it? Don't believe it, you ask the master, you should believe what the master says, right?" The little milk dog has his feet crossed on his waist, and his face is majestic and high-spirited.
"Uncle?"
"Hmm!" the uncle nodded, smiling.
"Okay, okay!" Feng Xiaoxiao pouted, raised his hands above his head, as if kowtowing, and bowed awkwardly to the little milk dog: "Uncle Jing is good!"
"Hehehehe, hahaha, okay, good, it's okay, it's okay, in the future, your uncle and I will cover you, and you will be at your disposal in the north and south. As he spoke, the little milk dog kicked his nose in the face.
"Hmph, pretend to me, don't you? I don't think you can pretend. Feng Xiaoxiao looked at the little milk dog's swagger, and immediately had a crooked brain: "Wow, it's really fake, no, my good Uncle Jing, then you have to show a little bit when you meet for the first time, right?"
"Uh... This one... Well, you Uncle Jing and I, isn't this a disaster, don't worry, I will make it up in the future. The little milk dog scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.
"Cut, another uncle who is flickering. ”
“......”
At this moment, the whole square began to shake, and the deafening sound was all gathered in one place.