Chapter 706: Part I
"Today, our ace vocational skills college will invite three ace vocational lecturers."
"Express logistics, psychological counseling, and travel guidance."
The picture appears, with the commentary, which is today's task.
"After the training, we will give a training lecture to the new students in the evening."
The picture is over, and everyone returns to the scene.
Shen Tao looked at everyone: "Let's shout our respective slogans." ”
Shen Teng led the ace family: "Ace family! Not used to the local environment!! ”
"What?!" Zhao also smiled and looked at Fan Chengcheng.
Fan Chengcheng was also surprised: "Not adaptable? ”
Niu Mintao was curious: "What does this mean?" Is it a good slogan? ”
Han Shao turned around: "Irony." ”
Everyone laughed, and then Niu Mintao led: "Elite elite!" Constantly improve something!! ”
After shouting slogans, Han Shao looked at Shen Tao: "Finally, I have to explain the training to the new students, which is like a feeling." It's like having been experienced. ”
Shen Tao asked, "Really?" Where did you experience it? ”
Han Shao pondered: "It's also you Zhejiang Satellite TV...... That's right. ”
Han Shao clapped his hands: "It's just that the Yellow River chapter of the running man seems to have such an issue." ”
Then he looked at Shen Tao: "Creativity, you have to have your own ideas~"
"Hahaha~" Everyone laughs.
Shen Tao looked at Han Shao: "Han Shao, don't open your mouth to come." We are all original! ”
Han Shao sneered and pouted and muttered something, Shen Tao pointed at Han Shao in surprise: "Han Shao, you have an opinion about our station, right?" ”
Han Shao nodded: "Yes!" You just take the guards out and smash them! Everybody has to be crushed to death! You've saved yourself trouble! ”
Everyone laughed, and Shen Tao coughed lightly to change the topic: "I remember that you and Zhao were also CP in the show at that time, right?" ”
Han Shao glared: "Shen Tao, don't change the topic!" ”
"Haha!!"
Shen Tao turned his back and smiled, and Zhen Ling spoke: "Shen Tao, you also have today?" ”
Zhao Ye also pursed his lips and smiled, and then spoke: "We are not CP, he and Sister Song are." ”
Han Shao looked at Zhao Ye in surprise: "Aren't we two?" ”
Zhao also glared: "How can we ......?"
Han Shao spoke: "I remember that Sister Song and Brother Han are CP, and then we ...... together."
Jin Xiaotong suddenly couldn't help laughing: "I remember that Han Shao kept showing off in that show that he was dragging his ...... for two"
Han Shao raised his hand and pushed him on the shoulder, Jin Xiaotong screamed softly, and then fought back and played with him.
Shen Teng looked at Zhen Ling and asked softly, "What do you call one to two?" ”
Zhen Ling was impatient: "Split legs." One and two ......"
Shen Teng grinned: "What about you playing permutations and combinations?!" Four people, two men and two women, what are you doing?! ”
"No......" Zhao also blushed and complained.
Han Shao shook his head in admiration: "No wonder they all say that the entertainment industry is chaotic ......"
Niu Mintao looked at Han Shao in surprise: "Who are you complaining about?!" Didn't you mean it? ”
"Hahaha!"
Everyone smiled and pointed at Han Shao, Han Shao smiled awkwardly: "Are you talking about us?" I didn't react for a while! ”
"You just did it on purpose!" Jin Xiaotong smiled and complained.
Han Shao pushed her again, and Jin Xiaotong messed with him again.
"Whether it's or not."
Shen Tao took over the topic again: "Han Shao, both CPs are here today." Xiaotong and Zhao are still classmates. You have all cooperated in variety shows, so who do you think is more beautiful. ”
"Oh oh oh~" Everyone coaxed, and Zhao also looked at Han Shao with a smile.
Jin Xiaotong smiled helplessly: "That must be her, I have a boyfriend." ”
"Hahaha~"
Everyone laughed, and Zhen Ling hugged her in the past: "Xiaotong, you have grown up!" I can answer it myself. ”
Jin Xiaotong blushed and pointed at Han Shao: "Just his logic!" Definitely! ”
"Nope."
Han Shao thought for a while: "Actually, the two of them must have their own merits. ”
looked at Jin Xiaotong: "Xiaotong must be tall and good." ”
Jin Xiaotong pursed her lips and smiled, Zhen Ling was curious: "Han Shao, you say that people have boyfriends at every turn, and then you actually look at other people's figures." ”
"Haha~" Jin Xiaotong covered his face and smiled.
Han Shao was embarrassed: "No, it's because the figure is so good that you can't ignore it if you have a boyfriend who is embarrassed to look at it." ”
"Oh oh oh ~ " applauded below.
Han Shao looked at the audience: "No, it's just pure appreciation, which has no other meaning." ”
Shen Teng was curious: "Appreciate other people's figures." ”
Han Shao was helpless: "Brother, don't ...... like this"
"What about Zhao Ye?"
Shen Tao asked: "It means that Zhao is also in bad shape?" ”
Zhao Ye pursed his lips and looked at him with a smile, and Han Shao thought for a while: "No." In fact, Zhao Ye's height of 165 is very standard. ”
motioned to Jin Xiaotong: "But Xiaotong is nearly 175, and there are not many actresses in the entertainment industry, right?" Most don't have more than 170. ”
Everyone nodded, and Jin Xiaotong smiled: "I'm a little, I'm afraid that I'm too tall to play." ”
Han Shao spoke: "So Zhao is also very standard, it's not that she's in bad shape, it's Xiaotong'......"
Zhao Ye suddenly smiled: "Is her figure too good, it seems that I am ordinary?!" ”
"Oh oh oh~" The audience laughed.
Han Shao looked at Zhao Ye expressionlessly: "Isn't it that you girls are so open now?" Don't talk about your body generously, but also talk about your own figure?! ”
"Didn't you say it first?" Zhao also couldn't help but laugh.
Han Shao was surprised: "Is it me?" ”
Jin Xiaotong looked at him: "That's what you said first." ”
Han Shao was puzzled: "Hey, why am I talking about this?!" ”
Zhen Ling smiled and said, "Shen Tao asked you which of them is beautiful." ”
"That's right, Shen Tao!!"
Han Shao glared at him, and Shen Tao retreated with a wicked smile: "I'll just ask, the rest is what you said." ”
Han Shao pointed at him helplessly: "Shen Tao, you are really, you have targeted me since the beginning of the show." It's been a whole season, and it's still like this. ”
"What did I do to you?" Shen Tao couldn't help but laugh.
Han Shao frowned: "Everyone has admitted the two of them together, you have to let me rate it, did you cheat me and hack the aesthetics of other people's Ying Ying." ”
"Hahaha~" "That's it!! "Shen Tao, who do you think you are?!"
Everyone reacted, laughed and scolded together, and Shen Tao saluted embarrassedly: "I was wrong, I was wrong!" ”
Han Shao pointed at Shen Tao at a few people and sneered and complained: "If you don't get into the Ying exam this time, you can only go to Zhejiang." ”
"Han Shao!!"
Suddenly, Shen Tao shouted and pointed at him and dragged Han Shao over: "You make it clear to me today!" Zhechuan is like this?! Worse than your Shadow Shadow!! ”
"Hahaha!!"
"It's over!!"
Jin Xiaotong and Zhao also covered their faces in disbelief, and everyone looked at him with laughter.
Han Shao waved his hand in embarrassment and was dragged to the podium by Shen Tao: "No! Tongue! The effect of the program ......"
Pointing to himself: "It's because I can't pass the Zhejiang pass and I'm jealous, so I just ......"
After speaking, he knelt on the ground: "I apologize to Zhechuan." ”
Zhen Ling grinned: "This offends Pei Ying again." ”
Han Bushao covered his face in embarrassment and knelt there without getting up, Shen Teng looked at Zhen Ling: "This is more serious than I said the wrong name of the satellite TV station before, right?" ”
Zhen Ling looked at the camera over there: "Wu Tong is also from Zhejiang." ”
Han Shao was agitated and hurriedly stood up: "Wu Tong!" Director Wu!! Look at this episode, if this episode is released! I'll hang you at your doorstep! I'll let you see me floating there in the morning! ”
"Hahaha!!"
Everyone couldn't laugh, the camera was given to Wu Tong, and Wu Tong was also laughing there.
Han Shao didn't feel at ease and went over to hold Wu Tong's shoulder, as for what he said, he couldn't hear it clearly because he was already outside the court. Wu Tong smiled and nodded perfunctorily and sent Han Shao back, Han Shao took a deep breath and sat back: "It's over." Not in state today......"
Shen Teng smiled and hugged Han Shao's shoulder: "Han Shao, can you feel my helplessness that day?" ”
Han Shao shook his head calmly: "I said the wrong thing, brother, you are old and have memory loss." ”
Shen Teng was stunned, and Zhen Ling burst into laughter: "Haha! Brother! ”
Shen Teng pushed Han Shao hard: "You deserve it!" ”
turned back to Wu Tong: "Just expose him!" Don't clip!! ”
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed, and the laughter passed. There must be such a paragraph in each issue that is out of the plot, and it is extended from small details to be easily delivered.
This is also the characteristic of this season, which has not been done before. It's also one of the highlights.
"Okay, let's get down to business."
After laughing for a while, Shen Tao spoke: "Next, I will give you a tour guide course, and we will invite the champion of our famous tour guide competition, the winner of various awards, Teacher Zhu Ming." ”
A middle-aged man with glasses and a little dark skin walked out and greeted everyone.
The picture freezes, tells a lot of honorary subtitles, and at the end of the freeze frame, he also introduces himself.
"Hey, I know Teacher Zhuming."
Han Shao was suddenly surprised, and Zhu Ming looked at Han Shao in a daze. Shen Tao spoke: "Have you seen it?" ”
"It's not."
Han Shao gestured: "I have swiped Teacher Zhu Ming's video in a short video, and I have also paid attention to it." ”
"Really?" Shen Tao looked at Zhu Ming.
Zhu Ming thanked with a smile: "I do have an account in a short video, and I often post some things about tour guides." ”
Han Shao spoke: "There is a video where you tell about a female tourist who is mentally abnormal. I got into the car with a snake and went to the public security bureau to shake the chain at the door. ”
"Huh?!" Zhu Ming pointed at Han Shao and smiled: "You have really seen it!" ”
Han Shao smiled: "That video made me laugh badly." ”
Only then did everyone understand that this might be an Internet celebrity tour guide. He is also a tour guide by profession, and he is also very accomplished in short videos.
Then get to know each other, and everyone starts back to the topic. This is also Han Shao's ability and role, he can know something and know everything. With the existence of adhesives, many things with him instantly become three-dimensional and real, and become close to life.
And then moving on to the topic, everyone started asking for some knowledge.
Regarding the tour and tour guides, at first everyone joked that what should I do if I bought something in the process? There is also a saying how much kickback that piece of jade receives, etc.
But Zhu Ming explained it to everyone. First of all, the country has a travel contract law. If you sign a contract when you travel, then you can return anything you bought in the process. And if you don't sign the contract, then it is illegal to sell things to you in the process, and you can return it and at the same time the other merchant will be punished.
Of course, there will be discrepancies in the specific implementation. Needless to say, this one.
And then comes the first moment of the game.
The others put on headphones and wait, the first person looks at the question, and then lip-clamps to pass the message to the other person. Let's see if we can express it in its entirety at the end.
That is, the old game of the microphone.
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