From the day he met Wu Minzhi, Li Qinzai has never been able to feel his pulse.

Wu Minzhi's words and deeds are very strange, I don't know if he is really crazy or he is doing things in the guise of crazy criticism, Li Qinzai knows that the environment in which he lives is a bit chaotic, his mother, sister and aunt Empress Wu, the messy relationship between the three women and Li Zhi does give him a big shadow.

To be honest, if Li Qinzai is in Wu Minzhi's environment, it is very likely that he will also go crazy.

Who can stand this?

In contrast, Daddy Li Siwen only married one concubine, which can be called a pure heart and few desires.

It's understandable that you're going crazy, but it's incomprehensible that you won't even say hello to me and move into my new house.

I give a dowry to my chapel, the coolest link into the cave room, why did you give it to the chargé d'affaires, can you bear it?

"Brother Min Zhixian......" Li Qinzai said with a smile on his face.

Wu Minzhi hurriedly said: "Mr. is serious, I can't be called a virtuous brother, I am your disciple, and I should be called a junior." ”

Li Qinzai suddenly remembered that this evil obstacle seemed to be really his own disciple, who had been mixed in Ganjingzhuang for a while, and later after the Li Yifu case, Wu Minzhi left Ganjingzhuang and continued to live in Chang'an City.

Li Qinzai has never regarded him as a disciple, and it doesn't matter if he leaves, if he really wants to take him as a disciple, with Wu Minzhi's virtue, now I am afraid that he will have to go to the grave to remember his voice and smile.

"Brother Minzhixian, do you know that this is my mansion?" Li Qinzai didn't bother to correct the title, this thing is not worthy of being his own disciple.

Wu Minzhi grinned: "Of course the disciple knows, I heard from the household officials the day before yesterday that the Son of Heaven gave Mr. an official residence, and the disciple finally found out the location of the official residence, and moved in yesterday." ”

Li Qinzai's eyes narrowed: "I haven't even moved in, you're welcome, don't you think it's rude to Brother Min Zhixian?" ”

Wu Minzhi said: "Master and apprentice are father and son, father's house, son's residence, what's wrong with the disciple moving in in advance?" ”

Li Qinzai's speech was sluggish, as if ...... It makes sense!

Wu Minzhi said again: "Besides, the disciple only temporarily lived in the gatehouse when he moved in, and he didn't even dare to step into the courtyard ......."

Saying that, Wu Minzhi came up and smiled obscenely: "Mr.'s house is still the original goods, waiting for Mr. to break the melon, the disciple is just rubbing outside......"

Li Qinzai laughed angrily, and after laughing a few times, he suddenly shouted: "Feng Su! ”

Feng Su rushed over: "Here!" ”

Li Qinzai pointed at Wu Minzhi and said: "Castrate this obstacle for me and send it to Taiji Palace, and say that the minister is suddenly promoted to the knight, and he can't repay the grace of heaven, and send a personal servant to the Son of Heaven to express his heart." ”

Feng Su said loudly.

Wu Minzhi's face finally changed: "Sir, there's no need to play so big, right?" ”

Feng Su showed a sinister smile towards Wu Minzhi: "Young Master Wu, be obedient, ...... your legs apart."

Wu Minzhi was shocked: "Sir, the disciple knows that he is wrong, spare me!" ”

Li Qinzai looked at him coldly: "Don't you like to be crazy?" I'll give you a thrill ride. Feng Su, call someone in and hold his legs. ”

"Sir, please listen to the quibbles of the disciples!" Wu Minzhi was about to cry.

He is indeed a bit crazy, but the dignity of men cannot be joked, and if the play is gone, he can't take it back.

"Sir, the disciple entered the gentleman's mansion without telling him, there is a reason for the incident, and the disciple will be allowed to explain!" Wu Minzhi was so anxious that his face turned white.

Li Qinzai sat in a wheelchair and said leisurely: "No matter what the reason, I am very angry with your behavior, I don't want to listen to the explanation, I will talk about it first." ”

"Sir, sir! The disciple is desperate! "Wu Minzhi is in a hurry.

Li Qinzai raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Say it and make me happy. ”

Feng Su next to him smiled and pushed two steps away.

Wu Minzhi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a wry smile: "The disciple made a little mistake a few days ago......

"The little mistake you said must not be small, right? What are you doing? ”

Wu Minzhi sighed: "The day before yesterday, the queen summoned the disciple into the palace to talk about family affection, and when the disciple walked to the Taiji Palace, he suddenly felt anxious, so he decisively sprinkled a bubble of ...... under the pillars of the Taiji Palace."

Saying that, Wu Minzhi said cautiously: "It's just like the bubble that the two Linglang just sprinkled, hearty, a little sassy, but it is innocent and cute......"

Li Qinzai's cheeks twitched a few times.

"If you have something to say, don't involve my son, my son is not as anti-Tiangang as you, and he dares to pee outside the Taiji Palace." Li Qinzai said with a straight face.

Wu Minzhi said bitterly: "People have internal urgency and can't control it, and the disciple couldn......'t help it at that time."

This culture is all used in idioms.

"When the queen heard about it, Feng Yan was furious, reprimanded me harshly, and ordered me to close my door to introspection, it was just a trivial matter, self-reflection or something, anyway, I came out after a few days at home."

"What's worse is that this matter was known to the imperial historians for some reason, the one named Liu Renliang, I don't know what medicine he took wrong, and he went up for three days in a row, so that His Majesty would exile me to southern Qiannan, so as to set an example for the children of the gentlemen in Beijing......"

Li Qinzai said pertinently: "Liu Renliang is indeed not a good ...... Uh-huh, you're not even a thing! ”

"Although I have a lot of grievances with the queen, but after all, I am a relative, the queen is quite protective of me, and the Son of Heaven is also partial, after all, my mother and him, ahh

After Wu Minzhi snorted angrily, he continued: "Liu Renliang's impeachment was beaten back, and the Son of Heaven explained to the outside world that I have a strange temperament, I have a brain disease, and I occasionally have dementia, which should be forgiven, the Son of Heaven has the world in mind and tolerates all things, can't I tolerate a bubble of urine?" ”

Li Qinzai's cheeks twitched again, and the god was so "careless"......

"This is the original words of the Son of Heaven?"

"The front is the original words, a soak of urine is my understanding, it should be what it means, right?"

Li Qinzai sighed: "And then? ”

Then Liu Renliang said that if you are sick, you should see a doctor, and the medicine cannot be stopped. So I was unlucky, the queen sent a doctor, who came to my house every day to check my pulse and prescribe prescriptions, which really made me sick......"

Saying that, Wu Minzhi showed a look of resentment, clenched his fists and said angrily: "Liu Renzhi is an old horseman, a thing with a bubble of urine, he actually grabbed me and didn't let go, if I was taught to seize the opportunity, I would burn his mansion!" ”

Li Qinzai nodded in approval, and he agreed to burn Liu Renliang's mansion, provided that he didn't let himself do it.

"You've been talking about a soak of urine for a long time, but you still haven't explained why you secretly live in my house......" Li Qinzai glanced at the ginkgo tree in the middle of the yard, revealing a suspicious look: "Shouldn't the shaft pee in my yard?" ”

Wu Minzhi hurriedly said: "How dare the disciple do anything disrespectful in Mr.'s mansion, the disciple swears to the sky, and he will never lie." ”

"Just because there is a doctor at home every day to diagnose my pulse and prescribe prescriptions, the disciple really can't stand it, and he doesn't dare to escape from Chang'an, so he has to live in the pavilion, the day before yesterday, I was happy to hear that Mr. returned to Beijing, and the Son of Heaven gave Mr. an official residence, and the disciple yearned for it, and remembered that Mr. was not an outsider, and the disciple did not see Mr. outside......"

"What are you so ......" Li Qinzai was angry and helpless, and pointed at him: "Get out of here, right away!" ”

Wu Minzhi was like a hob of meat, ignoring the face of his relatives, and hugged Li Qinzai's thigh suddenly: "Sir, let the disciples hide in your mansion for a while!" ”

"It's not just a matter of soaking in urine, Chang'an has not been peaceful recently, and the disciple, as a relative, is really sensitive, so it's better to escape from the world and seek peace."

(End of chapter)