Chapter 1301: Strict Master and High Apprentice
Li Qinzai actually doesn't like preaching.
I have all experienced the chatter of young and elders.
Although he doesn't like preaching, because he was drenched in the rain when he was young, Li Qinzai also wants the little bastards to taste the taste of their umbrellas being torn off.
The so-called "teaching students according to their aptitude" is, to put it bluntly, watching people put down dishes.
For those poor disciples, we should use encouraging education to make them believe that everything in the world is beautiful, life is worth fighting, and if you earn money, you can sleep with many beautiful women.
But for those bastards who are born rich and wealthy, they must be educated with frustration, PUA is a daily operation, to extinguish the light in their lives, so that they can understand what ups and downs are and what is not worth it in the world.
This is also a kind of Taoist thought, Taoism pays attention to the balance of nature, yin and yang.
People who are too bitter need a little sweetness.
I grew up soaking in a honey pot and need to feed them some.
This strikes a balance.
There are thousands of tastes in life, how can you always eat sweets, I like sweets so much, and marry a mother-in-law who has diabetes.
The group of guys in front of Li Qinzai obviously haven't eaten, they have no worries about food and clothing since they were young, and their families are all powerful, don't look at them all well-behaved and honest in front of Li Qinzai, but Li Qinzai knows very well what kind of virtue they are outside.
As a teacher, before society beats them, just beat them up at school.
"What I teach you is not only arithmetic, strictly speaking, it can be collectively called 'science and engineering', including mathematics, physics, chemistry and so on, and these knowledge are very rigorous."
"It's not like making an article, writing a few wrong words, as long as the meaning does not change, others can understand it, and you will become famous in the future, maybe the articles you did when you were young will be read and studied by others, and typos will be sought after as fake words."
"But science and engineering are not good, no matter how famous you are in the future, as long as you write a wrong number, the consequences may be that the embankment will collapse, the building will collapse, and countless lives will be buried on your small wrong number."
Holding up the stack of test papers on the table, Li Qinzai smiled: "So, what do you have to be proud of?" ”
"Because did you pass? Guess what I'm looking at? ”
"I'm looking at your mistakes, the marks you deducted, and the low-level mistakes you made on the papers."
"Now let you build a building, how high is the building, how much is the area, how much is the beam bearing, how much is the wood and stone material, dare to ask all of you, do you dare to build it? Dare to draw drawings? Do you dare to let people live in the building you built? Are you afraid of death? ”
The little bastards hung their heads with shame on their faces.
Even the Xueba Princess Xuancheng blushed, her grades were the best, but they were not full marks, and she answered a small question incorrectly on the test paper.
Li Qinzai sighed and said, "Today, Xuancheng sent someone to invite me, saying that everyone has mastered the previous knowledge, and wants to ask me to teach you new knowledge." ”
picked up the test paper and patted it, Li Qinzai sneered: "This is what you call 'mastery'?" Is your standard a pass? ”
"Don't forget, this is just the basics, and in the future it will only be used as a tool, and the tools are all messy, I dare to teach you new knowledge?"
The words hit everyone to the core, and they were all depressed, and their heads wanted to hide in their crotch.
Seeing that the effect of the blow had been achieved, Li Qinzai felt relieved.
Hey, for some reason, I always feel very cool when I hit others. Is this perverted dark psychology forced out by the little bastards, or is it the aura that comes with it by itself?
Looking around, Li Qinzai looked at Princess Xuancheng and said with a smile: "Xuancheng, you have the best grades, and you are also a substitute teacher, what do you say?" ”
Xuancheng stood up, bowed to Li Qinzai with a red face, and said respectfully: "Sir, it is the disciple who is arrogant and does not understand Mr.'s painstaking efforts. ”
Saying that, Xuancheng turned around, Feng looked around at the little bastards with a smile in his eyes, and said in a cold tone: "As Mr. said, what we have learned is a mastery of seizing the world and creating it for use, and there is nothing wrong with it. ”
"In the next exam, everyone must get a perfect score, and there must be no mistakes."
The bastards' faces were bitter, but they reluctantly complied.
Princess Yiyang suddenly got up, turned her palm into a knife, and slashed down at the table.
Click!
The willow wood table was split by her palm.
The bastards were shocked and looked at her in horror.
Yiyang had frost on his face, and shouted: "In the next exam, if anyone doesn't get a full score, it's like this!" ”
The bastards nodded in horror: "Take it, take it!" ”
Li Qinzai was also frightened, beads of sweat unconsciously oozed from his forehead, he raised his sleeves to wipe the sweat, and said with a dry smile: "It's ...... It doesn't have to be so strict, it's good to progress, it's good to progress......"
Xuancheng bowed and said, "In a month, please take the test again." ”
Li Qinzai's gaze couldn't help but look at Qi Bizhen.
This is the only guy who failed the grade.
Qi Bizhen's eyes were dull at the moment, and her face was gray, like the overlord of Chu who was besieged by Han soldiers on all sides, and he almost drew his sword and killed himself at the end.
Li Qinzai's eyes couldn't help but show a little sympathy.
Others are okay to say, but this product is not born to be learning material, and it is not certain whether you can pass the next exam, and you will get a full score......
Li Qinzai silently pondered, if Yiyang was to speak, would he be able to notify the Qibi family to prepare the banquet and ritual in advance.
His father, He Li, was fighting on the Haidong Peninsula and was leading the soldiers to kill in all directions, but the ones who went to the battlefield were still alive, but his son was inexplicably in the flowery Chang'an City......
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Back at the Guogong Mansion, Li Qinzai was thinking about the lesson plan.
What I said in front of the little bastards just now was for the purpose of attacking them, but in fact, their progress in recent years is actually obvious.
From being mentally retarded who can't memorize multiplication tables to being able to barely pass junior high school math problems now, this progress is a leap.
It's just that this kind of praise for them, Li Qinzai will not say it when he is killed, otherwise it will boost their arrogance.
This group of bastards should be dealt with, all the time, until they are born without love, and they know how to revere knowledge, so that they will use knowledge more perfectly in the future.
With such obvious progress, Li Qinzai has begun to consider teaching them practical physics knowledge, such as mechanics, mechanics, optical principles, and so on.
In the next class, Li Qinzai plans to get a divine arm bow, disassemble it on the spot, and show them the mechanical principles in it.
Applying what you have learned is the most fundamental purpose of scientific knowledge.
Back in the backyard, Li Qinzai was about to order someone to put a low table and pen and paper in the middle of the courtyard to write a lesson plan, but just stepped into the courtyard, but he was surprised to find Kim Da-yeon standing under the ginkgo tree in the middle of the courtyard in a daze.
Looking at the sky and then at her, Li Qinzai said suspiciously: "Shouldn't you be in the hospital at this time?" Bad management and going out of business? ”
(End of chapter)