Originally, Li Qinzai was the only guest when he entered the palace for a banquet tonight, but the current situation is that the guests are not drunk, and the host of the treat seems to have floated.

Li Qinzai sat behind the low table and kept blinking, whether he would get drunk with Li Zhi tonight, or take it easy, don't really drink too much, otherwise the two drunkards don't know what crazy things they will do.

Empress Wu sat quietly beside Li Zhi, she knew Li Zhi's mood today, but she didn't say much, Li Zhi raised her glass and she followed the glass, Li Zhi drank it full, but she took a shallow sip, obviously with shallow feelings, licked it.

Li Qinzai suddenly felt that his friendship with Li Zhi was not as deep as that, so he learned to lick it like a martial queen.

Licking with someone else's mother-in-law, and this mother-in-law is still a queen, it's a little exciting to think about it.

Anyone who has ever worked knows that when the boss is in high spirits, the employees at the table better keep their heads above water.

If the boss is drunk and unscrupulous, if the employee is drunk with the boss and unscrupulous with him, everyone will wake up the next day, and the employee will probably be unlucky.

Because after the boss woke up, he recalled the bits and pieces when he was drunk, and most of the pictures in his mind were that the employees were not big or small, so imagine what the boss was in after waking up.

Now Li Qinzai's boss is in high spirits, as if he is not drinking wine, but chicken blood.

Therefore, Li Qinzai must be sober now, and he can't get into trouble for himself because of greed.

"Jing Chu, drink this cup with me!" Li Zhi laughed and drank it all.

Li Qinzai took a sip of the cup, then put down the wine cup and blurted out: "Good wine!" ”

Li Zhi took the lamp again: "It's a good wine, drink another one!" ”

After saying that, he drank it all again.

Li Qinzai took a sip as usual and blurted out: "It's really good wine!" ”

The monarchs and ministers came and went, Li Zhi drank five or six cups, and Li Qinzai did not pour any more wine cups in his hand, only suffered a little skin trauma.

The Empress Wu on the side saw it clearly, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, but she didn't break Li Qinzai's tricks.

After drinking a few glasses, Li Zhi also realized that something was wrong, stared at the wine cup in Li Qinzai's hand, and then looked at his own wine cup.

"Jing Chu, you fooled me as a fool, do you know that you are deceiving the king?" Li Zhi was dissatisfied.

"Your Majesty, the amount of wine is shallow, like a virgin white lotus flower that is not strong in the cool breeze......" Li Qinzai explained angrily.

Before he finished speaking, Li Zhi shouted: "What bullshit White Lotus!" I'm used to your stinky fault! ”

Then Li Zhi walked up to Li Qinzai, picked up a wine jar with one hand, stuffed one into Li Qinzai's hand, and the other took off the lid and poured it on his head.

After pouring a jar of dong dongdong, Li Zhi stared at him with red eyes, Li Qinzai was frightened, and before he could play tricks, Li Zhi held up his arm and rudely poured wine.

Li Qinzai struggled desperately with his hands and feet, half of a jar of wine was sprinkled on his clothes, and the other half was still in his stomach after all.

Li Zhi smiled with satisfaction: "That's right, the monarchs and ministers are happy and drunk together, how can I allow cheaters and tricks!" ”

Li Qinzai smiled bitterly, you really don't talk about the thousands of years of wine table culture in China, how can there be a leader who pours wine to employees, and most importantly, your mother-in-law is still soberly watching from the sidelines.

If the leader is drunk, and the mother-in-law has been dissatisfied for a long time, the employees and the mother-in-law will look at each other for thousands of years......

Hey, the plot is so familiar, it seems that I've seen it in some serious place, and the lines can't help but pop out of my head.

After Li Qinzai made up for it, he was suddenly shocked, and secretly reminded himself that he must not get drunk tonight, otherwise it would be rude to ride his friend's wife while drunk.

What's more, this friend's wife is a ruthless character, and once she gets it, it will be a nightmare for a lifetime.

So Li Qinzai became more and more calm, not only did he rarely drink wine, but even the dancers dancing in the middle of the main hall, he didn't dare to take a second look.

Theoretically, the maiko who dance in circles in the hall are also "friend wives", and they will be fatal to ride them.

Li Zhi seems to be deliberately trying to get drunk tonight, Li Qinzai does not react positively to drinking, the employees do not understand the world, and they don't know how to take the initiative to toast the leader.

Altar after altar, Li Zhi soon drank too much, his mental state became more and more excited, and even had a little bit of the charm of Wu Minzhi's crazy wholesale work, Li Qinzai became more and more frightened.

I want to go, I want to go home......

Half an hour later, Li Zhi's figure began to sway, and his face was even more red like an adulterer who had just been caught and raped in bed by someone else's husband.

With a wave of his hand, Li Zhi waved off the maiko who was dancing in the hall with weak legs, and suddenly grabbed Li Qinzai's wrist.

Li Qinzai was shocked: "Your Majesty can't!" The hemorrhoids have not healed......"

Empress Wu sneered, and Li Zhi was stunned and didn't understand.

"I'm a little dizzy, Jing Chu, accompany me out for a walk and scatter wine."

Empress Wu said in a low voice on the side: "Jing Chu, let's accompany Your Majesty for a while, Your Majesty has been too tired to live these years." ”

Li Zhi dragged Li Qinzai, and the monarch staggered out of the Anren Palace.

Empress Wu sat alone in the hall that suddenly became deserted, filled a pot of wine for herself, raised her face to look at the waning moon outside the hall, and then saluted the moonlight.

"Datang...... Wansheng! ”

After finishing speaking, he drank it all, and Empress Wu, who had been calm just now, finally showed a little excitement on her face at this moment in this uninhabited hall.

The prosperity of the country is also her glory.

Prosperity is not far away.

…………

Li Zhi dragged Li Qinzai, and the two staggered in this deep palace.

There are more than two people walking together, the Son of Heaven travels to the palace at night, there are countless people from the palace, a team of armored guards holding torches in front of the road, and groups of eunuchs and palace maids follow with lanterns.

Li Qinzai simply gave up the struggle, and let this thing go wild tonight.

It's just that I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart, I am so happy that I only received a golden tooth today, and in the future, the Tang Dynasty will destroy Tubo, you will not fly to the sky and pee in the Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun.

Li Zhi's body was shaking, his face was red, his mouth was full of wine, and he was quite drunk.

"Jing Chu, I am very happy today, very happy......"

"Yes, the minister can see that His Majesty is indeed very happy."

"I don't know how to survive all these years...... Those bastard courtiers, every time they refuse to talk about things, they start with 'how the first emperor is', and then say how I am, in short, I am not as good as the first emperor in governing the country. ”

Li Zhi showed a sad expression and sighed, "I ...... Obviously, I have tried my best, but everyone in the world still feels that I am not as good as the first emperor, and I have been the son of heaven for more than ten years, and I have heard in my dreams that some people have scolded me for being a faint king, and some people have looked up to the sky and complained that the first emperor left too early, leaving the country to this cowardly and incompetent loser......"

Suddenly, Li Qinzai found that his neck was tightly clamped by Li Zhi's arm, and the oxygen suddenly disappeared.

"Jingchu, thanks to you, thanks to you...... It was you who made me raise my eyebrows today, and I have been aggrieved for many years! ”

"I ...... Finally out of that shadow. ”