Xue Ne's appearance in the team was something Li Qinzai didn't expect.

After returning from Goguryeo, this product resumed the style of the gentlemen of the year, and went to the Mazhangtai Chu Pavilion all day long, sleeping in flowers and willows, and playing more than anyone else.

On such a beautiful fairy day, why do you want to go down to Jiangnan with you?

Could it be that you are tired of seeing the beauties in Guanzhong and want to try the graceful taste of Jiangnan women?

"Your father and I went to Jiangnan to do business, what are you doing here?" Li Qinzai looked at him, and Xue Ne's Xuanjia equipment was particularly unpleasant to his eyes.

Xue Ne quickly glanced at Xue Rengui not far away, sighed, and said in a low voice: "Foolish brother has a lot of fun in Chang'an, do you think I want to come along?" ”

Li Qinzai immediately understood the meaning in his eyes, and said curiously: "Your father forced you to follow?" ”

Xue Ne nodded bitterly.

"What did you do?"

Xue Ne's lips spurted a few times, and he sighed: "I did something wrong recently, my father beat me half to death, and he still refuses to let me go......"

Li Qinzai's eyes flashed with gossip, his friend's pain was his happiness, and since human nature was so despicable, he would let it be.

"Tell me more." Li Qinzai is very interested, there should be a small bench here, and a handful of melon seeds.

Xue Ne stiffened his face: "Don't say it!" ”

"I'm going to Jiangnan, I'll find you ten beauties and take turns riding you." Li Qinzai promised heavy profits.

"Okay, I said." The iron-clad Xue Ne immediately changed his tune.

Xue Rengui stood not far away, Xue Ne felt insecure, and pulled Li Qinzai away a little bit, and then he told the story.

"Brother Fool has played a little too much in the past few months, cough, the kind of excesses that hurt his body and money, Brother Jing Chu should be able to understand, right?"

Li Qinzai said with a cold face: "I don't understand, after all, you didn't call me when you played too much, and the brotherly relationship is about to fade." ”

"No, the foolish brother didn't mean that, Brother Jing Chu has either been wrestling with the Jiangnan Wang clan recently, or fighting with Tubo, or going to Luoyang to welcome the ancestor back to Beijing."

"The foolish brother saw that Brother Jing Chu was too busy, and he was busy with military affairs, the foolish brother was ashamed of himself, and he was embarrassed to call you......"

Li Qinzai was furious, hooked Xue Ne's neck with both hands, and gave him a cross naked choke, which made Xue Ne roll his eyes and stick out his tongue, and his anger was like a gossamer.

"No matter how busy I am at work, I can't delay entertainment, am I the kind of person who forgets to work and forgets entertainment? Brother for many years, you don't understand me! ”

Xue Ne patted Li Qinzai's arm with his hands and feet and begged for mercy: "Understood, understood!" Foolish brother Daigo empowerment, I fully understand, Brother Jing Chu spares his life! ”

Li Qinzai said coldly: "Go to Jiangnan here, find me ten Jiangnan girls, and take turns riding me." ”

"Good! The foolish brother will account for it, it's all covered! ”

Li Qinzai let go of his hand with satisfaction: "Go on, you've been playing too much lately, and then what?" What does it have to do with your father? ”

Xue Ne coughed for a long time before he whispered: "The foolish brother played too much, the more he played, the more tired he became, I was really tired of the Qinglou woman, one day last month, the foolish brother was wandering around Chang'an City, walking on the street, and was suddenly hit on the head by a clothes pole......"

"The foolish brother was furious at the time, looked up, and found a big beauty, the beauty hurriedly went downstairs, apologized to me, and called me a big official, the foolish brother suddenly felt a stir, and his heart was ......"

Li Qinzai smacked his lips, this plot ...... Why is it familiar?

"Is that beautiful woman's next-door neighbor called Wang Po?" Li Qinzai asked suddenly.

Xue Ne was stunned: "What princess?" What did the foolish brother do when he knew her neighbors? ”

"Is the husband of a beautiful woman selling cooking cakes? And not tall? Li Qinzai asked again.

"No, a beautiful woman doesn't have a husband at all......"

Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately not, the parallel universe overlapped, whether it was science or metaphysics, this question can drive him crazy.

"And then? You're ...... with that beautiful woman."

"Eyebrows come and go, come and go, hook up." Xue Ne sighed.

Li Qinzai expected from his expression that there was a big melon in it, and he suddenly became a little excited: "Go on." ”

Xue Ne's mood was a little low, and sighed: "The foolish brother has been with her for a long time, and she has done everything she should do, this woman is quite good, the foolish brother is so fascinated that he can't keep it, and he is planning to include her in the house as a concubine, who knows that one day, the foolish brother met my father in her house......"

Li Qinzai's body shook up, and his eyes sparkled.

Ethical stalks, although immoral, ...... It's exciting!

Xue Ne's eyes showed a blank look, like a bear child who was stunned by his father's big slap.

"I didn't expect to die, this girl turned out to be a concubine of my father's house raised outside, my father returned to Beijing from Goguryeo, in order to reward himself, he ransomed a yellow flower girl in the Qinglou and raised it outside, but I dug the corner......"

Xue Ne looked up to the sky and sighed gloomily: "Evil! ”

"That day in her house, my father and I met head-on, and we didn't know who caught whom, and we looked at each other, and we both felt that the other party was an adulterer. Brother Jing Chu, can you understand how I felt at that time? ”

Li Qinzai hurriedly shook his head: "Brother Fool is too pure-hearted and has few desires in this life, and he has never encountered such an exciting thing, so he really can't empathize with Brother Xian." ”

Tears appeared in Xue Ne's eyes, and he sighed: "My father beat me up at that time...... Let's not talk about the specifics, it's just a man and a woman crying, the beating of the foolish brother in this life is not as good as that day, it's not enough to beat me up, my father has to parade me in the street and dip me in the pig cage......"

"Later, fortunately, I was persuaded by the entourage guards, since that day, my father was very irritable to me, often beaten and scolded, this time my father and Brother Jing Chu went to the south of the Yangtze River, I don't know for what purpose, my father insisted that I follow, the foolish brother didn't even dare to say a word, obediently followed."

Li Qin understood.

The dog of the Xue family really deserves his reputation, and when the pit father reaches this realm, Li Zhi must have a common topic with him, and the two of them will chat together, maybe they can worship him.

After listening to the gossip, Li Qinzai was completely satisfied, and he suddenly felt refreshed.

In the future, when I am old and retired, I have nothing to do to write the love and hatred of the Xue family's father and son into a book, and pass it on to the world, and the sales will definitely explode.

"Brother Shenyan will go down to Jiangnan with us, I'm afraid it won't be easy to arrange ......for you," Li Qinzai rubbed his chin and pondered.

Xue Ne hurriedly said: "I don't need Brother Jing Chu's arrangement, Brother Fool is an exiled sinner, my father is always watching me, Brother Jing Chu just treats me as a mascot, it's really not good, don't treat me as a person, Brother Fool doesn't want any errands." ”

The brothers chatted for a long time, and Xue Rengui, who was not far away, became a little impatient, and shouted from afar: "Jing Chu, it's time to leave, you must rush to Shangzhou today." ”

Li Qinzai and Xue Ne hurriedly approached.

After Xue Ne approached his father, his shoulders shrank involuntarily, and a flattering smile appeared on his face.

Xue Rengui's face was expressionless, and he kicked over without warning, and Xue Ne flew.

"Get away!" Xue Rengui said coldly, his disgusted eyes were like seeing a piece of sticking to the soles of his shoes.

Li Qinzai watched coldly and sighed secretly.

Datang's dirty is really famous.

An innocent man like Li Qinzai, who has married four or five mothers-in-law, can be regarded as clean.

(End of chapter)