59. A volume of commentaries is calm
"Ghost Blowing the Lamp"!
Wang Yi decided to use "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" to save the scene.
First, this novel is wonderful; second, the background of this novel is very immersive for people in the current era; Third, he knows enough about this novel, and there is a fourth point:
Ghost stories are so popular in the countryside!
The only thing to worry about is that for the social environment of 82 years, the theme of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" is a bit illegal - feudal superstition, stealing and digging people's tombs, I'm afraid that people nowadays can't accept it.
However, he was worried in vain.
The members don't have that much awareness, they just want to have some fun. Wang Xianghong's consciousness is high, but he loves to listen to book reviews!
"Ghost Blowing the Lamp" is worthy of being known as the first dry goods in online articles, the water has been squeezed dry, and the beginning is the resurrection of the daughter-in-law of the white paper!
Everyone's attention was sucked into it as if they had hit a black hole.
As he pondered, rural people are too fond of ghost stories, which is probably the second favorite subject of the men.
As the white paper figure came back to life with blush and lipstick, the people who had been seated at intervals began to ...... together
Wang Xiangxiong pushed the people around him: "Colander, what are you doing?" What are you squeezing around me? ”
"Don't talk, don't talk, let Mr. Wang continue to tell the story."
"Nobita, sit down quickly."
"Teacher Wang, leave him alone, you continue, this paper man is up, and then what? And then what happened at night? ”
"Yes, at night, the paper woman has really become a big living person? This has to be inspected at night! ”
Wang Xianghong got up angrily: "Still don't listen to the commentary?" Shut up! Whoever shuts up again will get out of here and go home! ”
If they had just heard this, many people would have been eager to get out.
But "Ghost Blows the Lantern" made a big move, and everyone's minds were hooked, and they also got out, but they rolled forward and moved forward one by one.
Wang Yi adjusted the position of the headphones and continued to unfold the story:
"Time flies quickly, and soon in the evening, the white paper man made a table of meals for the two of them, what sauce elbows, roast chicken, rice, my uncle was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, this dish was too rich, the New Year. But Hu Guohua can't, he doesn't have the heart to eat and drink. ”
He looked at the woman sitting across from him, and felt sick as if he had eaten a fly. This girl's face is very white, there is no blood at all, and her face is a little ruddy, which is also smeared with rouge......"
The plot unfolds further, and the attention of the big guy is further attracted.
In terms of fun and storytelling alone, "Ghost Blows the Lamp" is much more powerful than the popular heroic storytelling, and it also accounts for a novelty.
For the fishermen who lack both cultural life and spiritual enjoyment, this story is too good!
Wang Yi's Mandarin is also good.
He also changes his tone from time to time, sometimes pinching his throat, sometimes his voice is rough, and sometimes he changes the rhythm, although he is not as good as Shan Tianfang and Yuan Kuocheng's book review masters, but it is enough to deal with the members.
Almost everyone's reactions changed with his rhythm, and Wang Xianghong listened the most carefully, not even paying attention to the sparks in the cigarette pouch pot or something going out.
As the story unfolded unhurriedly, when it came to the chapter of "Nine-Story Demon Tower", Lao Huang, who was lying on the ground, suddenly got up.
It got up and looked down the hill.
The person next to him was alarmed, and quickly hugged the arm of the neighbor: "What's wrong with this dog?" ”
"Did you see something?"
"Yes, yes, yes, the dog's eyes look at yin and yang!"
"Less nonsense, it's all feudal superstition!" As he spoke, Wang Dongfeng hugged his bold shoulders.
The ear stood up and listened, and then said nervously: "No, no, no, there is crying!" Listen, there is a cry! ”
"Did you hear it wrong? It's the sound of the tide, it's rising - don't scare me! What kind of ghost escaped from the nine-story demon building? Can't! ”
"Don't even speak, it's really crying." Wang Xianghong in the front row said in surprise, "It's like a child crying!" ”
Xiufang also said: "Yes, I heard it, it was a child's crying, where the child was crying, or several children crying!" ”
As soon as the sea breeze blew, the voice became clearer: "Woo, woo......"
"Mother, I'm hungry! Mother, eat, I'm hungry, woo! ”
As this cry came with the wind, someone reacted violently: "Isn't this a vegetable head?" Caitou Niang, your son's voice! ”
At this time, the villain had already appeared at the intersection at the top of the mountain.
Several little people staggered while crying.
It's the hungry and crying dolls who come to their parents to come home for dinner!
"Grass, Lao Tzu was frightened in vain, Lao Tzu thought it was a ghost baby!" Wang Dongfeng scolded.
Boldly kicked him away: "You are such a dog! No, dogs are more guts than you! ”
Wang Yi took off the headphones and stood up and said, "Okay, it's not early, paperwork, what time is it?" ”
He pondered that the lives of these people were good, and he read slowly in order to take care of the elderly, otherwise he would talk about the chapter "Kwantung Army Underground Fortress" and directly tell you about the two little ghost children, and with the crying of the child just now, it can scare a lot of people!
Wang Dongxi looked at the ancestral watch and said: "It's still early, half past six, it's only half past six, Mr. Wang, you continue, when it comes to seven o'clock, let's disband at seven o'clock!" ”
"It's only half past six?" Wang Dongfeng looked up at the sky, "Can't it, it's half past seven, right?" ”
Wang Dongyang, who was next to him, raised his elbow and hit him: "Is it just you, do you have eyes?" The clerk said it was half past six, and that was half past six! ”
Wang Xianghong also looked at the sky and said: "It's half past seven, okay, today's meeting is here, I will make a concluding statement, and then I will prepare to dismiss the meeting!" ”
"Don't." The people below spoke one after another, "Branch secretary, let Mr. Wang speak for a while!" ”
"That's it, don't break up, it's just been a while, what's in the nine-story demon building?"
"What's that crocodile-like lizard? No, what does a crocodile look like? We have never caught a crocodile in half of our lives, you are old, have you ever seen a crocodile? ”
The birthday star is still reminiscing about the previous story.
He muttered: "The reactionaries are really not things, they should be caught and skinned by the common people!" ”
Wang Xianghong went up and patted the table: "Okay, okay, today is a criticism conference, not a book review conference - but Mr. Wang's commentary is really good, and after work, how about asking Mr. Wang to tell us a paragraph every day?" ”
Wang Xiangxiong stood up and said: "The proposal of the branch secretary is very good, and I will listen to a paragraph every day after work, as the old saying goes, you can't eat grain in one day for a hundred days, you have to be fine and long-term." ”
The two bigwigs in the team expressed their opinions, and although the others were unwilling, they had nothing to say, so they could only reluctantly get up and leave.
Wang Xianghong was anxious when he saw this: "I haven't made a concluding speech yet, where are you going?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes." The people sat down again.
My mind is all on the story, and I forgot that there is still this stubble.
Wang Xianghong coughed and was ready to sublimate the theme of this criticism conference, but his mind was also on the storytelling.
His mouth opened several times, and he finally said: "That big cigarette can't be touched, comrades, through Mr. Wang's commentary just now, we can find that one person smokes a lot, the whole family suffers, and even the rats are addicted!" ”
"Forget it, adjourn the meeting!"
He carried a cigarette pouch and pot and blended into the crowd with his back, and then discussed with the people around him:
"When I was in the army before, I had a comrade-in-arms from Hainan Island, and he told us about crocodiles, this thing is ...... powerful."
"But isn't the nine-story demon tower in Kham? Hainan Island I know, in the south, Kham is not in the west? ”
"You're really a pig's brain, it's not a crocodile in the nine-story demon building, it's like a crocodile!"
"Do you think we have a big tomb here?"
"Yes, the tomb of our Wang family's ancestors ......"
The discussion faded away.
Wang Yi went back to cook and eat.
I didn't have any good food to eat today, but fortunately I just ground the flour and can make some hand-rolled noodles.
He was pondering when Lao Huang suddenly turned his head to look at the window.
Wang Yi turned his head.
An old face appeared outside the window.
The red light flashes, flickering and dimming!
Wang Xianghong.
A cold sweat broke out on Wang Yi's back: In order to prevent him from eating and drinking, did he really use the art of war? The branch secretary is a rifle.
Wang Xianghong walked in and asked, "Teacher Wang, do you know why I didn't criticize you today?" ”
Wang Yi said: "The branch secretary is giving me a chance to reform myself!" ”
"Not only that," Wang Xianghong shook his head, "The main reason is that you are the teacher in our team, and the student baby and the student's father are looking at you, if I criticize you, then where is your majesty?" How will you teach in the future? ”
Wang Yi was stunned.
The old branch secretary still loves him and this collective.
Wang Xianghong said earnestly: "It is precisely because you are a teacher that everyone in the team is watching you, so you must take the lead at all times, be a good example, and you can't be specialized, and you can't let people grasp your shortcomings!" ”
"You have a heavy burden on your shoulders, and you have a lot of responsibility!"
"I'll give you a thorough explanation," Wang Xianghong's face became serious, "I estimate that the descendants of our Wang family, in the future, you will have the ability to take the lead, I won't say much else, you should be strict with yourself." ”
Wang Yi is well-behaved: "I understand, I must pay attention to my speech and demeanor in the future!" ”
Wang Xianghong nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, you can count it, I'll go back first." ”
He turned around and turned back: "What the hell is in the nine-story demon building?" What's going on with those blue ladybugs? What can ladybugs be afraid of? ”
Wang Yi was stunned and said, "I told you the answer, then it's not interesting." ”
Wang Xianghong waved his hand and said, "Needless to say, no need to say, I'm just asking." ”
He walked away with his hands behind his back.
Da Misty and noodles are hand-rolled and boiled in a pot with roasted pepper sauce.
The two of them were snoring when they ate.
Da Da was very satisfied, and he smiled: "Teacher Wang, it's delicious, everything is delicious with you!" I've never eaten such a fragrant sauce! ”
Wang Yi's heart moved.
The militia can be greeted with noodles and various meat sauces in the back!
You can't fix a house and eat noodles, it's a big meal, right?