Chapter 229: Just Play Around
Liang Xiao glanced at the mage, he was very curious, because in some movies and television, the ancient mage made him feel very magical.
He even sometimes believed that those ancient mages really seemed to have abilities beyond ordinary people, and could communicate with the gods.
"Come here." Master Liang Xiaochong waved his hand.
The mage immediately crawled over like an obedient pug.
Half-kneeling in front of Liang Xiao.
"My lord, what do you command?"
Liang Xiao scratched his head.
"I don't have an order, I just want to ask, why did you sacrifice Qian Tiantian?"
The mage immediately said with a reverent face.
"It is God's will."
Liang Xiao thought it was interesting, which was exactly what he couldn't understand when he watched the movie.
"Since you say it is God's will, then how do you know, are you really God's messenger, do you see God? Did he tell you? ”
The mage immediately said with a sense of urgency.
"As a mage, I am indeed a messenger of God, and my soul is able to communicate with God, which is commonly known as psychics."
How is it channeling? This thing can't be touched, can't be seen, how can you prove its authenticity?
Liang Xiao scratched his head again, and then said.
"Since you can communicate with the gods, don't you know that we are going to invade? If you didn't succeed in this sacrifice, won't God blame you, why can I save Gan Yangyang, is this also God's will, why didn't you know in advance, didn't you say that you can be psychic? ”
Facing Liang Xiao's soul question, the mage was still calm, as if there was really a god covering him.
Still replied with a deliberate mind.
"After all, everything is God's will, and I just do God's will."
Liang Xiao stared into the mage's eyes, as if he wanted to see through his heart.
"Since you said that you were sacrificing to the god of the sea, why did you hang him? And not to put a person into the sea and drown? ”
The mage didn't expect that Liang Xiao would suddenly ask like this.
Suddenly, a look of panic flashed in his eyes, and then he said.
"As long as the sacrifice is made by the sea, it will be fine, and as for the way of sacrifice, it is up to us clergy to decide."
Liang Xiao glanced back at Gan Yangyang, and then Gan Yangyang said.
"He said it was God's will to sacrifice you, do you believe it?"
Gan Yangyang gritted his teeth, tears rolling in his eyes.
"Sir, don't listen to his nonsense. It was not God's will, it was His lewd revenge.
It turned out that I respected him very much, but I later realized how dirty and filthy he was.
On the day my grandmother died, he went to our house to do business, and then he took a fancy to me, and took me into the little dark room, and said that he would baptize me, but in the name of baptism, he wanted to ...... me
I slapped him in a fit of urgency, and the guy was shameless, and then he continued to pester me, wanting me to be his bed partner.
I didn't promise him, and then he threatened me with a sacrifice to God if I didn't promise him. ”
When Gan Yangyang said this, he couldn't cry anymore.
Hou Laibao suddenly squeezed a pair of big fists in anger.
"Lao Tzu sacrificed you today, you shit, Lao Tzu wants to sacrifice you to the fish, so that the fish will not have any bones left in your food."
Although the mage trembled with nervousness and his face was pale, he was still a dead duck with a hard mouth.
"Don't listen to this girl's nonsense. As a clergyman, how can I do these dirty things, this little girl is because she doesn't believe in God and offends the gods, so God communicates with me and sacrifices him. ”
Liang Xiao suddenly thought of some old movies.
"No, the god will never let some sinful body come to sacrifice, he always asks some pious people to sacrifice."
Liang Xiao clearly remembers that in his previous life, his neighbors and husbands believed in God very much, lived very hard, and did manual work.
Most of the hard-earned money is donated to God, and I have to worship God every Saturday, but once on the way to worship God, I was hit by a big truck and died, I don't know if this is a sacrifice?
However, some neighbors around said that the two of them were living too hard, and God saw that the two of them were pious, so he didn't want them to continue to suffer in the world.
Liang Xiao is strange, since the two of them are pious, why don't they give them two good benefits, let them both live happily, and have to die?
Does God have to take people to heaven to take care of them?
This made Liang Xiao suspicious, and it also made him feel confused and irritable.
"Why are you bluffing Lao Tzu, don't you think Lao Tzu hasn't watched God's movies?
The mage was also confused at the time, he couldn't understand what the movie Liang Xiao was talking about?
Liang Xiao still has the curiosity of Sao Nian, he just wants to know if the mage can really be psychic, or is he just a liar.
So he lowered his face and said.
"Since you can be psychic, then you should be psychic with your god now, and see if God wants you to live or let you die?"
The mage was suddenly frightened, a cool breeze was blowing from his back, and the hairs on his body stood up.
From Liang Xiao's eyes, he saw a cold murderous aura. He rolled his eyes and said.
"This, I have a psychic relationship with God, not that I have the final say, but that God came to me, so that I can be psychic."
Liang Xiao nodded, "This excuse is good. ”
Otherwise, no matter how he answered, he would not have escaped death.
"The old man, the answer is very good."
Master Liang Xiaochong gave a thumbs up.
"You are really a wise man, then let's play a little game to see who has a high IQ, since you and I are able to decide the fate and life and death of others, then only those with high IQ are qualified to continue to live and continue to decide the fate and life and death of others.
Whoever loses, we have to jump out of this boat into the sea by ourselves. ”
The mage was frightened for a while, and he felt that Liang Xiao wanted to play him to death.
Liang Xiao took out a rope, tied the two ends together, and then put it on his hand, and played a game of rope flipping with the mage.
"This is fair, whoever can't turn it over will lose."
The mage was already frightened, and said incoherently.
"My lord, just play around, don't take it seriously, it'll be cold if you jump into the sea."
Burst!
Liang Xiao immediately burst out laughing.
"That's okay, I know you don't want to jump into the sea, so you see I deliberately made this rope so long, if you can't climb over, I'll strangle you with this rope, so you won't feel cold."
The mage was so frightened that he pounced, knelt on the deck, and kowtowed to Liang Xiao repeatedly.
"Please, I don't want to die yet, I don't want to die, I'm still useful to you, if you want to rob again in the future, I can show you the way, and I can also tell you where to rob."
Liang Xiao said lightly.
"I know why I want to kill you, it's because you don't tell me the truth, you're insulting my IQ, do you think you're smarter than me?"