Chapter 329: It's definitely a flash marriage

"How dare I play my brother, my brother is really bad now, look at it, I have prepared three big beauties for you, didn't your wife just passed away, do you have to renew one immediately, you can choose one from these three big beauties."

Yulitz was immediately attracted by the three beauties, and her eyebrows fluttered excitedly.

Leaning forward, he almost pressed his face to the faces of the three women to take a closer look.

Circling around the three women, looking at the curves in front and the bulges in the back.

In the end, he still fell in love with the plump Tina Fey.

was so excited that he hugged Tina Fey's plump waist.

"It's her, she's going to have a room with me tonight."

As if humiliated, Tina Fey twisted her body and slipped out of his embrace like a fish.

The willow eyebrows were raised, the apricot eyes were round, and he was suddenly furious.

Just about to have a seizure, Liang Xiao gently tugged on his sleeve beside him, pulled him out and whispered.

"Madam, if you attack now, we will all be beheaded, don't worry, with me, I will definitely protect you, you can promise him."

Tina Fei glanced at Liang Xiao in disbelief and whispered.

"How do you protect me, he has 200,000 soldiers and horses, if I marry him, it will be equivalent to sheep into the wolves, if he soils my body, I might as well die."

Liang Xiao whispered.

"Madame, don't worry, not only will I not let him touch your body, but I will also let you take his lordship and let all the female soldiers under him become your people."

Tina Fei glanced at Liang Xiao in disbelief,

"You're just a fool's dream, I believe you're weird."

Liang Xiao felt that the women of this barbarian tribe were very fond of betting, and they had to bet something with them to believe it.

So he said.

"That's it, ma'am, if I can't do it, I'm willing to be a slave to you for the rest of my life."

Ye Daizhu immediately clapped her hands next to her.

"That's good."

"And what do you think if you do that?" Tina Fei looked at Liang Xiao and didn't know what tricks Liang Xiao was going to play.

"If I do, Madame will not only wash my feet, but also listen to me in everything."

Tina Fey was immediately furious.

"You little rabbit, you are so bold to make such a bet with me, I don't think you want to live."

Liang Xiao smiled impatiently.

"Madame, let's face it, you and the Faceless Queen are not only bare-bones commanders, but also fish on the board, at the mercy of others,

Now the only one who can save you is me, although I don't have a soldier, but I have brains, so I am equal to Mrs. now,

Don't forget, although I took refuge with the princess at that time, I also had a cooperative relationship with the princess in the later period, and I was not exactly a subordinate of the princess. ”

Tina Fei was so angry that she wanted to give Liang Xiao a leather whip dipped in cold water.

But what Liang Xiao said is the truth, she is now a fish on someone's board, and it's too late to even want to run.

It was the dragon's coil and the tiger's lying, and she felt a kind of Wang Ba falling into the stove pit and holding her breath with a nest fire, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

"Okay, I'll bet with you, if your kid loses, you'll be a slave for me for life, and then I'll see how I clean you up."

Liang Xiao smiled faintly.

"You won't have that chance, I bet I've never lost, and I won't make an exception with Madame, if you don't believe it, let's go and see, Madame will be ready to wash my feet."

"Don't you guys bickering, since you've made a bet, then promise Yulitz." Ye Daizhu said on the side.

Tina Fey turned to Uliz inside to take a look, and almost vomited in nausea.

Being at sea all year round and not bathing, Uliz is like a stinky fish with a fishy smell all over her body, smelly and fishy.

And no one can understand why he didn't even change his clothes.

Because this guy loves meat, his clothes are stained with oil, and they smell like they are all around, causing flies to buzz around on them.

Tina Fey resisted her stomach and walked in and nodded at Yuliz.

"Okay, I promise you."

Andrei said hatefully beside him.

"Stinky woman, if I hadn't seen that you still had this use, Lao Tzu would have cut off your head a long time ago, okay, since you promised Yulitz today, the people around you will be useless, come on, cut off all the people around him for me, and throw your head outside the city wall."

A group of pirates picked up their machetes and axes viciously, and they were about to start with a hula.

Tina Fey screamed.

"If you dare to cut them down today, I will die in front of you immediately!"

After saying that, he pulled out the scimitar and put it on his neck.

Yulitz was not happy at that time, and looked up at Andre and scolded,

"What the do you mean, what kind of madness are you smoking, such a good mother-in-law, why do you want to kill, even if your work is wasted, Lao Tzu is still good to call, all of them are kept for Lao Tzu, and these mothers-in-law will be Lao Tzu in the future."

Andrei looked deflated, he didn't dare to fall out with Yulitz now,

But there is no place to sprinkle it, so he pointed to Liang Xiaodao.

"Okay, keep these stinky women for you, and cut down that eggless boy for me."

Yulitz glanced at Liang Xiao.

"This little Nanban is useless, just cut it."

Tina Fey immediately screamed again.

"No, he's my royal masseuse, and he's just a little princess, not a man, if you want to cut him, cut me first."

This made Andre angry, he held his stomach and wanted to cut two people to extinguish the fire, but he didn't cut any of them.

I wanted to make a big fuss, but I ended up with a lot of fire.

"You stinky bitch, today Lao Tzu looks at Yulitz for the sake of you, I don't have the same knowledge as you, but if you dare to do something, I will definitely kill you."

Tina Fee sneered.

"It's strange that the old lady is afraid of you, there is a kind of you who will help the horse now."

Ye Daizhu said next to him.

"He didn't plant it, his kind of seed was blown up, where did he get it."

Hahaha!

Everyone around them burst out laughing, even Julitz.

Andre was about to turn white in anger, and waved his big fat hand.

"What are you waiting for, let's start the wedding banquet."

The grand banquet began, and the result was only roast horse meat, or the war horse that Andre had killed painfully, the grain was wild vegetable porridge, and the wine was only left with some inferior old white gan.

It is only enough for lords and nobles to drink, and some small bosses can only drink water.

It seems that they are running out of supplies.

On the contrary, Yulitz brought a lot of reserves, they had grilled fish, grilled meat, and some wine and dried fruits.

The most important thing is that they also have dry food, and these people in the Great Western Country, in this ancient era, are already AA system.

Originally, Andre was supposed to entertain Yuliz, but Yulitz didn't like Andrei's shabby hospitality, so he ate the food he brought.