397. Desperate tuner (ask for a monthly pass at the end of the month)

Listen to Zhang Youxin's words.

Wang Yida was interested: "Ha, do you still have this technology?" But is it illegal to moonshine? ”

Zhang Youxin said: "Let's drink it ourselves and don't sell it, what's illegal or not?" ”

"It's not a question of whether it's illegal or not," Wang Xianghong shook his head, "I will also make sweet potato wine, how simple it is, cook the sweet potatoes and dry them, put the koji on them, and then seal the wine jar with rice husk concrete, and then let it ferment." ”

He looked at Wang Yi with some doubts: "Teacher Wang, you know so much knowledge, you don't know how to use sweet potatoes to make wine?" ”

It's so simple.

Mr. Wang can even make a radio, but he can't make wine?

It's unbelievable.

Wang Yi said quickly: "I will also use the method you said - but this method of brewing wine is not safe, we all know that the principle of sweet potato, corn and sorghum brewing is to convert starch into alcohol, right?" ”

"But I tell you that there must be indicators to monitor the fermentation process, otherwise it is not safe, starch will not only be converted into alcohol ethanol but also into methanol, methanol is very toxic, a few grams can be fatal!"

"The state does not allow private brewing because of this, it is too dangerous to make your own wine, and you can't control the quality!"

Explaining the reason, Wang Yi smiled and faced the two who were puzzled.

This reason is enough to fool the two.

He didn't know if starch fermentation would be converted to methanol, but he knew that there was a deadly fake wine that contained methanol.

How can Wang Xianghong and Zhang Youxin understand this?

Wang Yi's words were really reasonable, and the two nodded after hearing it: "Indeed, you have to be careful in making your own wine, it is easy to cause problems." ”

"I have no problem making wine, I have good skills, and I have a good control of the heat."

Zhang Youxin was very confident, but Wang Xianghong didn't give him the opportunity to make wine, saying that his winemaking was not as good as these pure grain wines, and it was not as good as pure grain wine.

That's true.

Zhang Youxin smacked his lips and said: "The main thing is to make your own wine and drink it yourself, you see that it is cold this day, and when it is cold and you can't go to sea, the old and young masters get together to fry peanuts and stew a fat chicken to drink their own wine - more moisturizing!" ”

Wang Xianghongle said: "You still need something to make your own wine, so it's better to buy some wine." ”

"What, aren't you busy? Let's get busy. ”

Zhang Youxin said: "Then you let me go to a thatched house first, and another reason why I came up to deliver the letter this time is that I have to go to the thatched house." ”

Wang Xianghong said: "Go to my house - remember, go to the small toilet, don't go to the big toilet, the bricks on the edge of the big toilet are loose, and if you squat on it, you will accidentally flip into the toilet." ”

Zhang Youxin asked: "Why are there small toilets and big toilets?" Do you have two toilets at home? ”

Wang Xianghong nodded yes and led him down.

Most of the toilets in the farmhouses on the fishing island are dry toilets, that is, a large soil pit is dug in the toilet, and people squat on the edge of the pit to solve their needs.

But Wang Yi installed ceramic bedpans in the teacher's dormitory and Wang Xianghong's home, among which the teacher's dormitory covered the toilet pit in order to emphasize civilization, and Wang Xianghong's family did not pay attention to this, the big toilet was still kept, and their family went to the small toilet when they wanted to go to the toilet on weekdays.

Because the big toilet is not used by his own people, it is mainly used by the outside team to watch the movie before, and now that the weather is cold, he goes to watch TV without movies, and there are fewer people in the big toilet in his house, so he didn't care if the bricks were loose at the edge.

Zhang Youxin went to the toilet, and Wang Yi asked Wang Xianghong: "Captain, why don't you want to make wine?" Lao Zhang is right, he has an atmosphere of making wine and drinking it by himself. ”

Wang Xianghong said: "Can the atmosphere be eaten as a meal? Our sweet potatoes are so good, the sweetness is high, and the brewing is a waste! ”

"If you want to use sweet potatoes to make wine, you have to buy cheap white potatoes, our sweet potatoes must not be made to wine, this guy can bring it to relatives as a gift."

Wang Yi was stunned.

The captain who lived his life.

Zhang Youxin went to the toilet and came out, waved to them at the bottom of the mountain, and left a sentence of 'turn back to drink' and drove away.

Then in less than an hour, Tianya No. 3, which had gone to the city to pick up people, came back.

They went to warehouse C-110 by the way, and saw that there were a lot of goods in the warehouse, so they moved all of them according to Wang Xianghong's instructions.

There are a lot of things to carry on this trip, not to mention the scattered small things, just the sweet potato stove and herbicide are enough for two people to drink a pot.

After boldly going to the dock, Wang Yi was not in a good mood, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, do more work and feel that you have suffered a loss?" ”

The bold words stimulated him even more unhappily, "What, I'm not that kind of person, I have to work as hard as I can to work in our team!" ”

"It's that guy!"

He pointed to the young man in front of him who was shaking hands with Wang Xianghong.

The young man was dressed quite fashionably, with a suit and a floral shirt, bell bottoms, a pair of shiny leather shoes on his feet, and a big toad mirror on his face.

In addition, he carried a bag on his shoulder, which would tilt his body and pick his shoulder when he shook hands with Wang Xianghong, shaking the bag.

It immediately attracted the attention of many members on the wharf.

Wang Yi asked with a smile, "What's wrong with him?" Pretending to be forced with you? ”

Boldly said angrily: "What's wrong with him? After he got on the boat, he said something that was either cynical or with a gun and a stick, if we hadn't asked for someone, I would have given him a fist to let him see the iron fist of our fisherman! ”

"By the way, Mr. Wang, what do you mean by pretending?"

Wang Yi said with a smile: "It's just showmanship and pretense, obviously I don't have any ability, but I have to make myself very awesome." ”

Bold immediately said: "Then he pretended to be forced, he may have pretended to be forced, fuck, I'm still angry when I think about it now......"

The tuner was also pretending to be at Wang Xianghong, and he said unceremoniously: "Comrade cadre, I have wasted time and effort by tuning the piano for you this time, hey, it's a delay!" ”

"Originally, I thought that I would arrive by your boat in the morning, work extra at noon to pack up the piano for you, and then take the boat back to the city in the afternoon, and then I would catch the train back to the unit overnight."

"As a result, I see that the train will not be able to catch up tonight, oops, it is really delaying my trip, I will definitely not be able to go back to work tomorrow, I will be absenteeism, and I will have to deduct my wages!"

Wang Xianghong said to him kindly: "Comrade, I told you on the phone that day, if you let us sail to pick you up, this delay will ...... time."

"It's not this, I've planned this, it's your ship that docks at the dock and picks me up, and I won't leave, and I'm going to move this and get that, hey, it's all of a sudden delay." The tuner interrupted him.

The tone was very resentful.

The expression was very displeased.

Not to mention the boldness of the temper now, even Wang Yi is a little angry.

This person's emotional intelligence is a bit low, right? How can anyone talk like this when they meet?

Wang Xianghong asked, "Then what time do you want to take the train?" I think the sea conditions are good today, maybe we can add ......"

"It's definitely too late," said the tuner, looking at his watch with his left hand, "it's almost three o'clock, and I've bought a train ticket for six or half past five, and I think it's three hours to get from the city to your island by boat, and it's too lateβ€”alas, the train ticket is scrapped." ”

He interrupted Wang Xianghong's words twice in succession.

For strangers who have just met, this is a bit excessive.

It's very rude.

Wang Xianghong didn't care about this kind of thing, but he was bold enough to care, his face sank, and he raised his arm to point at the tuner to get angry.

Wang Yi grabbed his arm and looked at the tuner with a kind smile.

He kind of understood what the tuner meant.

The drunkard doesn't mean to drink!

The tuner was probably not complaining or criticizing them when he said this, and he emphasized 'money' in both of his mouths.

The first time it was said that the absenteeism union would deduct wages, and the second time it was said that the train ticket I bought was scrapped.

Is this a point of interest to them?

So Wang Yi smiled and asked, "So that's the case?" This is really not good, let you spend a lot of money, comrade. ”

He said this not politely, but to verify his own conjecture.

As a result, the tuner then said: "Although I don't want to say that, although it is a little embarrassing to say this, I am really going to lose some tickets this time." ”

"Ten yuan a day for absenteeism, and it is more expensive to buy a train ticket, twenty yuan, which adds up to thirty yuan!"

Wang Xianghong was a little surprised when he heard this: "Your train ticket is twenty yuan?" Where did you buy tickets? ”

In these years, the train ticket is not cheap, and it is not easy for ordinary people to travel, but Shanghai is a big station, and there are many trains, such as the ticket price from Shanghai to Yangcheng is only six yuan.

"The main thing is that I bought a sleeper ticket." The tuner said vaguely, "Sleeper tickets are expensive. ”

Wang Yi said: "The sleeper ticket is expensive, but it doesn't cost 20 yuan, right?" ”

The tuner said, "I bought a soft sleeper!" ”

Wang Yi was amused.

Come on.

This guy just clearly wants to take bribes!

The twenty dollars were obviously the price he quoted casually.

Wang Xianghong also realized this, and he asked tentatively: "Comrade, have you already bought a train ticket?" ”

The young tuner immediately said: "Bought it, comrade, if I hadn't bought a ticket, could I say that I wasted this money?" ”

Wang Xianghong asked: "Then I can take a look at this ticket - don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't believe your words, we countrymen have never seen a soft sleeper train ticket." ”

The young tuner said: "It's the same as an ordinary train ticket, but the carriage number is different." Alas, a ticket is more than 20 yuan, even if it is 20 yuan, what can I do? ”

Wang Xianghong is not someone who has never been on a train.

He muttered, "Twenty yuan is a lot, but I remember that the train ticket is valid for four days, right?" You can go to the refund and exchange ticket within 4 days......"

These words suddenly blocked the way for young tuners to make money.

The young tuner was a little annoyed and angry, and said: "How tight the train ticket is now, how can I buy a ticket on the same day?" I bought a train ticket when I first came to Wengzhou, and today is the fourth day, don't you believe it? Don't believe me, I'll show you the ticket. ”

He really opened his satchel and took out a train ticket to show Wang Xianghong.

Wang Yi also went up to take a look.

He hadn't seen what train tickets were like in the early '80s.

The train ticket this year was completely different from the train ticket he was familiar with, it was a cardboard cardboard card, which was longer and narrower than the train ticket he was familiar with.

There are four big characters of "China Railway" on it, and the words "Yangcheng (x) to Wengzhou below", as well as the words "hard seat express" and "half child (x)", and then the fare: 5.2 yuan.

The young tuner explained: "I have a ticket when I come, and I have a ticket when I come, so I will be full of energy, but I am tired from working in Weng Zhou for a few days, so I can buy a sleeper ticket when I go back." ”

"Look at the time, did I come three days ago? I bought the return ticket at that time......"

"Where's the return ticket?" Bold also saw his intentions, so he unceremoniously interrupted him.

The young tuner's face sank and said, "Do you think I lied to you? I didn't bring the return ticket, I didn't bring anything particularly important, I kept it in the hotel, because there are too many thieves now, if I get the ticket stolen, how can I go back? ”

boldly and angrily said to Wang Yi and Wang Xianghong: "Teacher Wang, captain, don't listen to ......"

"Ahem." Wang Yi coughed vigorously and interrupted the bold words, "In this way, comrade, don't worry, we won't care about the economic losses caused by your work for us." ”

"If you are absent from work due to delaying your work, we can reimburse the miner's fee, and this train ticket, this train ticket can also be reimbursed, a total of 30 yuan, right? You tune the piano well, and we'll reimburse you! ”

That's what young tuners do!

In the past few years of reform and opening up, Yangcheng, as the forefront of reform, has been working hard to make money from all walks of life, and there are ways to make money.

Jobs like tuners are high-end technical jobs, and they earn a little extra money every time they go on a business trip.

Generally, this money can be easily obtained, because the piano is an extremely precious musical instrument, and the average family or unit cannot afford to use it.

The families that can afford to buy a piano are at least 10,000 yuan households, and the units that can use the piano are also colleges and universities.

Whether it is a 10,000-yuan household or a college or university, it is not bad for money.

So they can all find an opportunity to get thirty or fifty.

And their salary is only more than fifty yuan!

In this way, the young tuner smiled with satisfaction after listening to Wang Yi's words: "Okay, you just need to be reasonable and reasonable." ”

Boldly heard that Wang Yi was going to give the money, and said: "Teacher Wang, don't, this matter has nothing to do with us at all, we went to the warehouse to move things, but it didn't take much time, we were waiting for him to move things, and after receiving him, I didn't waste ten minutes or twenty minutes at all......"

In a hurry, he squirted out these words in one breath.

Wang Yi stopped him and said, "Hey, no matter what, people have really helped us a lot, and there is no credit and hard work." ”

"We should be grateful and thankful, it's normal to help others reimburse for lost work expenses or something."

He gave Bold a look when he turned back to speak.

boldly understood that he had an arrangement, and immediately chose to calm things down, saying: "Then I'm going to move things, there are still a lot of things to move this time." ”

Wang Xianghong also understands that Wang Yi has his own arrangements.

And he could guess the arrangements.

Doesn't this tuner just want to collect money?

Okay, let you take it.

This is on our home turf, and our turf is still an isolated island, see where you can go with the money!

The piano was temporarily placed in the room of Qiu Weishui, and the classroom space was too small to put the piano in a suitable place.

The office of the brigade committee can't be put down, because people often have to gather to watch TV in the office, and it will be troublesome if someone accidentally touches the piano when it is put on.

The tuner opened the back of the piano and got to work.

Wang Yi said casually: "Comrade, as far as I know, all new pianos have been tuned many times when they leave the factory, why do you have to come to the door to tune them again?" ”

The tuner immediately said: "That's the case, don't you know, our piano factory does tune the piano before leaving the factory, but the environment of the factory is not quiet, there are too many machines, and the voices are noisy, which directly affects the listening ability of our tuners, can you understand?" ”

Wang Yi smiled: "Yes." ”

The tuner continued while working on it: "Besides, our factory now has a very heavy production task, the production quota is very tight, a tuner has to tune about ten pianos every day, and there is not enough time to tune each piano at all. ”

"Besides, what's the use of tuning it right at the time? Piano production, packing, inventory, transportation, this series of processes are done, and when the piano arrives in your hands, the pitch of the piano has already changed! ”

He asked again, "Is there any tea?" I'm a little thirsty. ”

Wang Yi said: "Yes, yes, there is soda, I'll bring you soda, you just need to tune it well." ”

The tuner nodded.

He was very satisfied with the treatment.

He's used to it too.

In fact, every time they go to a client's house to tune the piano, they are served with good cigarettes and good alcohol.

No one wants to offend them.

After all, the piano is too expensive, and if you don't tune the rhythm at home, it will be very troublesome later:

The manufacturer only provides one free on-site tuning service.

The first tuning was quite cumbersome, as there was still some tidying up to be done, and it took two hours to do anything.

After an hour and a half of the tuner's work, it began to get dark, and the wind at sea became fierce and cold.

Wang Xianghong went out to light the window and said: "Looking at the weather forecast, there is a cold Siberian air coming, and it has already moved south yesterday, and it is estimated that our outer islands will cool down quite badly in the next two days." ”

The tuner said casually: "Then I have to leave quickly, and besides, you turn on the lights, and your Tianya Island is powered on, right?" ”

Wang Xianghong asked, "Yo, comrade, have you also inquired about our island?" ”

The tuner put down his tools and smiled frankly: "I don't dare to come up if I don't inquire clearly, to be honest, your island is too dangerous, you said that if I come here, the result will be unexplained and drowned-right?" ”

"So we have to go to islands like yours or go to some ravines, we have to inquire in advance about how the security is here, and if the security is not good, we will not give money!"

"If you have a life to make money, you have to have a life to go home!"

Wang Yi said: "I understand, you have inquired about the reputation of our production team, so you dare to collect our money, you know that the people in our team are good members who keep to themselves and abide by the law, and they will not embarrass you, right?" ”

The tuner didn't answer directly, but said lightly: "I have filed a case with the Public Security Bureau before I came, and I believe that our comrades are not willing to cause trouble for themselves." ”

"Well, I'm almost done with my work, who do you think will reimburse me for this money?"

Wang Yi saw that these people were really bold and reckless now.

For the sake of money, very brave!

Wang Xianghong went to take the money and gave him thirty yuan.

The tuner put away the money and said, "You two comrades are reasonable people, I can't help it, it's reasonable for me to collect this money, right?" Now that the reform and opening up has begun, the country must develop the economy, and the individual must also develop the economy! ”

"Anyway, I don't talk much, I can only say this to you - you don't spend this money in vain, in fact, you spend it is still small."

He didn't explain why it wasn't in vain and why it was less, but only left a meaningful smile for the two of them.

It's a riddler.

Wang Xianghong is experienced in the rivers and lakes, and he smiled calmly: "If we don't reimburse you for this money, will we break a string as soon as we step on the pedal of this piano in two days?" ”

The tuner said vaguely, "How can that be?" No way, the quality of our products is very reliable! ”

But our character may not be reliable......

After accepting the money, he sped up his work, and put the piano away just after dark.

Wang Yi handed him another bottle of soda and said, "Comrade, the meal is ready, do you think you plan to go to the county to live in the county after eating or do you want to stay in our team overnight after eating?" ”

The tuner took a sip of the soda and said, "Don't eat, you can take me back to the city by boat, and I'll go directly to the city to see if I can buy a train ticket for tomorrow morning." ”

Wang Yi said: "Don't be in such a hurry, right? There's something we still want to ask about this piano tuning. ”

The tuner smiled: "If there is anything you want to ask, now you ask, I know everything, and I have no end to it." ”

Wang Yi asked, "May I ask if this piano will have to be tuned often in the future?" ”

"It depends on the frequency you use, but you have to tune at least twice a year even if you use less, because there's too much humidity on your island – it's too humid, and it affects the maintenance of the piano," said the tuner. ”

Wang Xianghong was stunned when he heard this: "Tuning twice a year? Isn't it just a one-time adjustment? ”

This piano is so delicate!

The tuner drank the soda and said: "Tuning twice a year is already a little, I see that your mountain road is rugged, so I would like to warn you, you can lift it less on weekdays, once you can't lift it, you have to tune!" ”

Wang Yi asked: "At least twice a year, how can this be tuned?" I'm afraid there are no relevant talents in our county, do we have to go to the city to find them? ”

The tuner said unceremoniously: "I left my home phone number, suggesting that you call me, and I will help you tune it." ”

"I'm afraid there are no talents in your city, and you don't know what virtues those people have, what if you secretly change the parts when tuning? Right? ”

This is fooling the layman.

But the tuner didn't care, he said: "In the future, you will find me for tuning and maintenance, don't ask for more money, just reimburse me for the round-trip travel expenses." ”

Wang Xianghong said angrily: "This round-trip fare is forty yuan, and the piano will cost eighty yuan for a year of maintenance?" Too much! ”

The tuner said: "When I come, I will sit hard, and when I go back, I will be a soft sleeper, and I will be reimbursed for twenty-five yuan for the round-trip travel expenses." ”

"Don't think it's a lot of money, don't believe it, you go to the master in your city and ask for the price, they will ask you at least twenty yuan, and they have a lot of eyes, and they will definitely charge you for tuning and maintenance."

"I can make a promise here that there will be absolutely no extra charges! Just a round-trip fare! ”

"And it makes sense for me to charge a fare, right? Now that the reform and opening up has begun, the country must develop the economy, and the individual must also develop the economy! ”

Wang Yi smiled: "But what if you don't have time to come by then?" ”

The tuner said: "The Shanghai capital next to you is a big market, and I have to run to Shanghai at least ten times a year, so it's impossible that I don't have time to tune you!" ”

"Alright, comrades, it's time to send me backβ€”you don't want to send me away, do you? Haha, or send me back for a boat fee? This is not good, we all have words on the phone! ”

Wang Xianghong said stupidly: "We are an advanced collective, and we will not do such indiscriminate things. ”

But Wang Yi just wouldn't let him go, dragging him and asking again.

The tuner looked at the sky and became impatient, and after he spoke for a while, he suddenly covered his stomach and shouted: "Hey, the sea breeze must be blowing today to make my stomach cold, I have to go to the toilet, comrade, your toilet is the one in the southwest corner, right?" ”

Wang Xianghong was about to respond, but Wang Yi hurriedly led him out: "Yes, this is the toilet of our fisherman's house, it is a dry toilet, the conditions are relatively poor, don't dislike it." ”

"Aqua toilets? This condition is really poor. The tuner was not very happy to pout, but he had no choice but to get into it.

Wang Yi told him: "Be careful when you go to the dry toilet, don't fall down......"

The tuner was already about to erupt, so he turned around and stood nearby, took off his pants and squatted down: 'Snort', "Whew, it's comfortableβ€”hit the street!" ”

The screams rang out.

Wang Xianghong hurriedly came over and shouted, "My grass, didn't you fall?" Alas, blame me, blame me, this toilet ......"

"This toilet is dirty." Wang Yi couldn't help but laugh and interrupted the old captain's words, "Comrade, didn't you fall?" ”

"Didn't I warn you? Be careful when you go to a dry toilet! ”

Wang Xianghong was interrupted by him and saw his gesture again, and understood that he had deliberately come to trap this tuner.

He smacked his lips and didn't speak.

It is not good to pit people, and it is not moral.

But it's okay to pit this tuner, this person has no morality, and he actually takes bribes by relying on his work.

This is what Wang Xianghong hates the most!

The tuner's side had already collapsed, and he let out a terrible howl and began to cry out in mournful sorrow: "Hurry, hurry up and get in and help!" Shovel Shovel Shovel! Dead Fight Dead Street! ”

"Comrades, come in and help, help me, help me!"

Wang Yi pushed open the door and glanced inside.

Two bricks fell from the edge of the pit, and so did the tuner.

It's really desperate right now.

The tuner cried and stood up, subconsciously reached out and pulled the wall to avoid sinking, he panicked and pulled his hands and feet, vividly interpreting the scene of smearing the wall with feces.

It's not a good sight.

Wang Yi closed the door.

The voice of the tuner was very sad and loud, the neighbors were alarmed, and it was time to just finish eating, and many people went out to watch TV and movies.

So they were all attracted by this scream, and hurriedly came to the door and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"What happened?"

"Captain Mr. Wang, you are at the door of the toilet - I grass, why did the cry for help come from the toilet?"

Wang Yi shouted: "Someone fell into the toilet, someone fell into the toilet!" ”

As soon as he heard this, the people who came were dumbfounded:

What the hell is this!

The big guys just finished eating!

Wang Yi asked, "Is there anyone willing to help pull him up?" ”

"Who fell?" The team asked embarrassedly.

Some members lamented: "I'm grass, I just finished eating, this, this, who, who, who did such an unfavorable thing!" ”

Some people speculated in fear: "Could it be Teacher Xiaoqiu?" ”

Wang Yi said: "It's a foreigner, not a good person. ”

As soon as they heard this, the team members immediately became embarrassed.

Not a good guy outsider - so he fell into the toilet and who would help? No one wants to help!

However, many people are willing to watch the excitement.

There are also dry rice people who heard that a foreigner fell into the dung pit, and even ran to see the excitement with his rice bowl.

Seeing this, Wang Yi shouted through the door: "Comrade, your situation is so disgusting, we members can't help you." ”

"Either that, or you'll pay, right? If you pay for it, maybe someone will be willing to pull you up! ”

The tuner shouted in despair: "Okay, okay, I'll pay, pay!" I'll pay ten dollars! Whoever pulls me up, I'll give ten dollars! ”

Wang Yi asked, "Is it ten yuan per person?" ”

The tuner screamed, "Please help, are you still bargaining at this time?" Okay, okay! I'll give ten dollars alone, give ten dollars! ”

There will be brave men under the great reward.

And so it was.

As soon as I heard that whoever went to help pull people would be given ten yuan, and the members were not afraid of getting dirty, and they rushed to save people.

Wang Yi asked the students who came to see the excitement and said, "Who are the little photographers today?" Hurry up and bring your camera, hurry up and take pictures! ”

Wang Xianghong asked suspiciously: "Why do you still need to take photos?" ”

Wang Yi said: "Keep the evidence, what if he goes back to the city and tells the comrades of the Public Security Bureau that we robbed him of his money?" ”

"Let's take a picture of the evidence, and if he falsely accuses us, let's use the evidence to hit him in the face!"

The students immediately rushed to inform the little photographer, and several students came over with cameras, turned on the reflector and rushed out to the tuner!

The tuner is in a bad situation.

Of course, anyone who encounters this kind of thing is bad.

He cried and drove people out and closed the door from inside, Wang Xianghong sighed: "Comrade, face the reality bravely, you can't go out for the rest of your life, right?" ”

The tuner cried in despair, "I still have to, I still have to pull!" My stomach hurts, I have diarrhea! ”

The members burst into laughter.

A few of the people who had just gone in to help went to the beach to wash their hands with disgusted faces, and some took off their clothes to wash their clothes.

Wang Yi asked the tuner through the door: "Comrade, how are you going in this situation?" Do you have to take a shower? ”

"Just take a sea bath in the summer, do you have to boil water to take a bath on this cold day?"

The tuner swallowed even more, "Yes, yes, please help." ”

Wang Yi said embarrassedly: "You must help if you help, but it makes sense for us to charge a bath fee, right?" Now that the reform and opening up has begun, the country must develop the economy, and the individual must also develop the economy! ”

The tuner knew that he was using his own words against himself.

At this time, he was not in the mood to bargain, and said, "Good, good, how much do you say!" ”

Wang Yi calculated: "You see, you need firewood to boil water, you need fresh water, you need manpower, our outer islands are poor, firewood and fresh water are hard currency, scarce resources, this is not cheap." ”

"Besides, you still have to use a bathtub for bathing, right? This tub baths you and it's dirty, you have to throw it away, right? You'll have to buy a bathtub, right? ”

"You need more than just a bathtub, you need a place, right? This place makes it dirty when you take a shower, and you need someone to clean it up, so you have to pay for it, right? ”

"Don't say it, don't say it, you can say as much as you want, I'll give it! To give!! The tuner shouted.

Wang Yi said: "I don't ask you for more money, you give us free tuning for the piano twice, okay?" ”

The tuner hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, no problem, no problem!" Comrade, you are such a good person, I thank you, you are a good person! ”

Wang Yi said: "Don't worry, you can't wear that dress, right?" Do you have to get a new outfit? I've got a new shirt and new pants, you see? ”

The tuner said, "I buy, I buy, at what price?" ”

Wang Yi said: "I don't ask you for more money, you can give us two more free tuning, a total of four free piano tuning, is this a fair price?" ”

The tuner burst into tears: "It's a fair price!" Very fair! ”

"You people of Tianya Island are so good, too kind, too real - I thought you would slaughter me like I slaughtered you, I spent the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

When the members outside heard this, they were anxious and asked, "Teacher Wang, captain, who is inside?" Why do you still want to kill people? How can this still kill people! ”

Wang Yi smiled: "No, no, you misunderstood." ”

"What, Brother Dongfang, are you back? You hurry up to the kitchen to add some hot water, and then prepare a basin for our mixer comrade to take care of the hygiene. ”

"The others are scattered, don't continue to watch the excitement, what's so nice about this?"

Wang Dongfang hiccuped and said, "Okay, I'll boil the water." ”

Wang Yi drove away the members who were watching the excitement and closed the door, and he went to the Qiuweishui room to find the remaining half bottle of soda, but only found a soda bottle.

He chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Captain, captain, you quickly ask, who in our team drank the remaining half bottle of soda?" ”

Wang Dongfang came out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "Brother, don't look for it, I drank it - I saw that it ran out of gas when it opened the bottle, and if you don't drink it, it will be wasted, so, hehe, avoid wasting, what's wrong?" ”

Wang Xianghong frowned when he heard his words, this bear son, find trouble for him again!

The old captain was about to get angry, Wang Yi quickly stopped him, then looked at Wang Dongfang, who was smiling, with pity, and asked, "Brother Dongfang, do you have any constipation?" ”

Wang Dongfang said: "No, I have a tuba every morning, which is very regular." ”

He is proud of his health.

Wang Yi said: "Well, you will be irregular soon, don't sleep tonight, clean your intestines well." ”

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