Chapter 181: Celestials
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Chapter 181 Celestial Man
These people around Lei Dong are not familiar with each other, and when they saw Lei Dong raise the wine bowl, they all took a sip politely. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"This girl's figure is really good, but it's a pity that that face is ......," said a mustache with emotion.
"Look at what the face is doing, when the lights are pulled at night, the competition is still the body. "A big bucktooth laughed lewdly.
"It's still night, do you dare to approach in broad daylight?" A flower shirt sighed and said: "See, how awesome Mo Laosan brought that subordinate, let the family kick the balls to pieces, who dares to touch such a woman, that is, that Brother Dong has a pair of iron balls before he dares to marry him." ”
"That's right, her name is husband, in our direction, which of you know?"
Lei Dong couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, he knew that now, how good it would be to draw her beautifully when he came!
Su Xiaoxiao shouted her husband three times in a row, but she didn't get a response from Lei Dong, she was so angry that she stomped her feet, and was about to jump off the stage and ask Lei Dong Xingshi directly for the crime.
"There is no Brother Dong here, only Brother Haonan!" A big fat man suddenly jumped on the platform, handed a bowl of stewed pork ribs to Su Xiaoxiao with a smile, and said: "Beauty, your husband doesn't dare to come out, don't follow him, follow me Brother Haonan, be Nan's sister-in-law!"
This fat man is a typical gangster, and he is a very miserable kind of mix, he actually wears a set of clothes with patches, his hair is unkempt, it seems that he has not washed it for months, seven or eight teeth have fallen out of his mouth, and when he opens his mouth, he can see a red tongue, which is a few lonely black teeth, and it is disgusting to look at it for a long time.
Su Xiaoxiao wanted to kick the big fat man down, but as soon as she saw his disgusting face, she felt sick to her stomach. Such a person does not say that he competes face-to-face with him, even if he stands ten meters away, he can smell an unpleasant smell of sweat.
"Don't come here!" Su Xiaoxiao panicked and hurriedly took a step back.
The big fat man relied on his sloppy image, he knew that he would definitely be beaten when dealing with men, but there were no taboos against women who loved cleanliness, so he laughed even more obscenely, grabbed a piece of pork ribs from the bowl and ate the juice flowed sideways, and continued to chase Su Xiaoxiao to run on the platform: "Beauty, try it, this is what Brother Nan personally selected for you, it's all big rows, fat and oily!"
Su Xiaoxiao clown's face was pale, she was embarrassed to be chased, and she shouted anxiously: "Husband, I let people bully, why are you indifferent? Husband, come on, don't let such a disgusting guy cuckold you, are you willing?"
"Wife, don't scream, I'm your husband!" the fat man laughed.
The people in the audience also laughed endlessly, this scene was too funny, a man who was extremely ugly, with a bowl of stewed pork ribs chasing a woman who was extremely ugly, the man called his wife, and the man called his husband, it was even more exciting than an acrobatic performance.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, her man must be a wreck, and he doesn't even have the courage to stand up!"
"I guess she doesn't have a husband, because she looks too ugly, she deliberately said it and put gold on her face!" Big Bucktooth put the wine basin on the ground and said with a smile: "This is called being smart but being mistaken by cleverness, he can't call his husband, so he can only be chased by dirty six." Haha, but I think they're a good match. ”
Su Xiaoxiao was cornered and shouted: "Husband, if you don't come up again, I'll pull out the gun!"
Lei Dong can no longer pretend that it is none of his business, otherwise Su Xiaoxiao will really dare to pull out the gun, and it will not end well.
Putting down the wine bowl, Lei Dong walked towards the platform with a stern expression: "What's the name of the ghost, isn't it embarrassing?"
Lei Dong appeared on the stage, Su Xiaoxiao immediately shouted with joy, threw herself behind Lei Dong, and said eagerly: "Husband, this guy is so disgusting, help me beat him!"
At the same time, several people in the audience who knew Lei Dong were stunned, and they all showed incredible expressions.
Especially Company Commander Zhao, he actually subconsciously pinched his thigh, he originally wanted to wait for a while and not hurt too much, and come to the stage again to take revenge. Now that I see that Su Xiaoxiao's husband is really Lei Dong, all the hatred will instantly come to naught, and all that is left is deep heart palpitations.
Dozens of meters away, the thin monkey guarding the door of the brick house opened his mouth wide: "Good girl, sister-in-law Dong looks like this, Brother Dong is so pitiful!"
More people didn't know Lei Dong, and thought that he was also here to join in the fun, and immediately burst into laughter.
The fat man was also stunned, but he quickly compared the difference in figure between himself and Lei Dong, and felt that he had an absolute advantage in the heavyweight class, so he walked over with confidence and said: "Brother, you don't follow the rules, you have to come one by one, even if you two can't go together?"
In the face of such a disgusting person, Lei Dong also had a stomach churning, so he raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Get out!"
The fat man laughed: "Yahe, the temper of fine skin and tender meat is not small, Lao Tzu is standing here, you have the ability to let Lao Tzu roll one?"
"As you wish!" Raidon immediately rushed over, knocking the sea bowl in the fat man's hand with a punch and punching him in the stomach.
The fat man bent over in pain, and then he was kicked in the chest, and he rolled off the stage like a ball of meat.
Exclamations and gasps came, although most people at the scene didn't know Lei Dong, but most of them knew the fat man, and knew that this guy looked obscene, but in fact, he still had some real kung fu under his hands, otherwise it would be impossible for him to participate in such an important occasion.
However, it only took a second for Redon to knock him to the ground, is that true?
"You dog men and women have a virtue, you know sneak attacks!" The fat man was furious, and he climbed into the ring to fight with Lei Dong.
Lei Dong shook his head helplessly, the plan can never catch up with the rapid change, he was going to stand up at the critical moment, but now it seems that it must be advanced.
Since you've broken into the gun, let's take your power!
Lei Dong laughed, his body instantly shifted, came to the left side of the fat man, grabbed the acupoint on the fat man's shoulder with his right hand, and kicked his left foot violently.
The fat man's whole body was numb, and his lower body was instantly kicked by Lei Dong and flew up.
Lei Dong's left hand reached out like lightning, grabbed the fat man's belt, and with his arms, he actually lifted the fat man of two hundred and forty or fifty pounds violently.
"Even garbage like you, you can also use grandpa's sneak attack!" Holding the fat man, Lei Dong strode to the edge of the platform, twisted his waist and exerted his strength, and threw the fat man out with a "whew".
"Boom!" The dust was flying, and the fat man flew out four or five meters, plunged headlong into a soft mound, and couldn't get up for a long time.
The scene was silent, and everyone stared at Lei Dong in amazement, like seeing a celestial person!
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