Chapter 60: Chickens Fly and Eggs Fight
Holding Chen Li in his arms, feeling his delicate figure, he was secretly rejoicing, and he felt refreshed in an instant!
Suddenly hearing Chen Li's confession, his face instantly drooped, and before he could speak, there was a sound of chickens flying eggs from under his crotch, accompanied by indescribable fatal pain;
"Whew!"
"I'm Nima! it! β
Pushed this bastard away, took the opportunity to pinch it honestly, and then directly covered his crotch with both hands, and rolled on the ground with his legs between his legs!
Seeing the master like this, he instantly forgot how his hand was not honest just now, stretched out his thumb and wiped the tip of his nose, and raised his head comfortably and exhaled.
Seeing Chen Li's action, the audience was holding her legs in a cold sweat, "This girl is really ruthless, this is my master!" β
Chen Ling stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his head, and couldn't help sighing, thinking, "What would I think, I actually wanted to match Dauntless and this girl, and I almost died!" β
As the pain under his crotch gradually lessened, he got up with a twist, planning to go to the Qinglou to see if his life root could still be used, whether it was wasted or not!
As soon as he saw the master's action, he didn't know what he thought, and a figure directly blocked in front of him, his eyes showing a cold light;
"Master, didn't you say that I should be a teacher? What about my ordination ceremony? β
Hearing this, his heart roared instantly, "You have ruined Lao Tzu's life, and you are still looking for Lao Tzu for gifts, you fucking want face!" β
"It's done, it's wasted, what are you talking about, don't think I don't know what you want to do, don't give a teacher ceremony, don't come up with this!"
Hearing this, he instantly collapsed, thinking, "How did my brain cramp at that time, how could I think of taking this bastard as an apprentice!" β
After all, it is still important to have your own life, so she took out a cyan bracelet that had been prepared in the savings space and threw it over, turned her head and ran out;
The figure disappeared, and a sentence floated in, "Bastard! You wait for Lao Tzu, don't sew you underneath so that you can't be a woman, Lao Tzu has your surname! β
"There's a kind of you! You mouth cannon! β
As soon as he went out, he encountered a scarred divine beast, kneeling at the gate with a low wail, and the extremely uncomfortable King's Landing Immortal kicked it;
"Get out of the way and kneel, what does it look like to block someone's door!"
After speaking, he contacted the system while walking with his legs between his legs, "System, give me treatment quickly, I feel like I'm out of eggs!" β
Seeing the embarrassment of the King's Landing Immortal, the system laughed wildly, "Host, you also have today!" β
"I've seen this system, it's broken completely, now you can cultivate with peace of mind, don't think about these landless!"
Listening to what the system said, I knew that this beast had a way, that is, he wanted to force himself to cultivate, "System, if there is no life, then I will kill myself, and the meaning of my life is gone!" β
As soon as the words fell, the system instantly became anxious, why can't this person make a joke!
"Can be cured, can be cured, don't mess around, you speed up your pace, Chen Li's girl has done what the system has long wanted to do!
I have to let you hurt a lot, and I will help you treat it when I get to the door, so that the system will be happier! β
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The heart couldn't help but speed up his pace, and the pain under his crotch made King's Landing Immortal cry as he walked.
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Seeing Master go out, Chen Li jumped up excitedly, and finally vented his anger!
Then he looked at the contents of the storage bracelet with his mental power, and when he saw the assignment assigned to him, the smile on his face instantly dissipated.
"Senior sister, what's wrong, suddenly this expression?"
"Master is too bullying, I am an alchemist, let me bring him a super-master head within two years, even if you embarrass Senior Brother, you will come to embarrass me!"
Hearing this explanation, Xin Wuxing directly rolled his eyes, "Your strength is not much different from that of Senior Brother, is this called embarrassment?" β
"I'm a girl, shouldn't I have special treatment?"
At this time, Lin Qibai came to interject, "You have abolished the root of your master's life, but you are still standing well, isn't this a special treatment?"
I think when Master was fighting with me, I accidentally hurt Master's face, and then I didn't get out of bed for three days! β
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Hearing this, Chen Li didn't know what to say, lowered his head and continued to look at the contents of the storage bracelet, and when he saw that there was only one picture and a psychic purple jade left, he began to complain again;
"When did Master become so picky, the graduation ceremony turned out to be a broken picture!"
When I saw the dust on the map, I squatted down directly and began to knock the dust on the map!
Without the dust, the contents of the painting are revealed, and there is a family hidden in the depths of the forest.
Old Man Xin's eyes straightened when he saw this painting, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "One thousandth of a thousand treasures (za."
g) Figure? β
Seeing that the old man knew, Chen Li frowned and pouted, looking at Xin Zhihao aggrievedly, "Grandpa Xin, did you say that my master is not a stingy ghost, I am out of school, give me such a broken picture!" β
"Ahem!"
As soon as the words fell, Old Man Xin coughed directly excitedly, "You... Ahem! β
Seeing that the old man was coughing, Chen Ling stepped forward with a cup of tea and helped pat his back, "Father-in-law, slow down, take a sip of tea, don't be so excited!" β
Hearing this, Xin Zhihao's eyes widened and he twisted his hair and looked at Chen Ling in a daze, "You... What do you call me? β
"Father-in-law, your son's brain is lacking, don't be like him, you drink tea!"
"Good! Good! Ha ha! Ahem~"
This title made Xin Zhihao cry happily, picked up the teacup and drank it all, and then smacked his lips, reminiscing about what the tea his daughter-in-law gave him was like!
Turning his head to look at Xin Long, who was silent with his head bowed, he felt less uncomfortable in his heart, and continued to explain to Chen Li;
"Little girl, you say this is a broken picture?
Do you know that if this picture appears in Zhongzhou, the top forces in Zhongzhou will be born to kill people and rob treasures! β
"Is this picture some kind of treasure? It looks like it's not even as good as a yellow-level spiritual weapon, it's still a thousandth remnant! β
Seeing that this girl didn't know the goods, she almost couldn't help but change the coaxed one, but when she thought about it, it was her grandson's younger sister, and she continued to explain with evil thoughts;
"The Wanzang map, as the name suggests, is a picture within a picture (ca
g) Ten thousand treasures!
Let people use their spiritual power to enter it to explore, so as to hone their spiritual power, and after the spiritual power is transformed into the original god, you can use the original spirit to enter it to explore the treasure, increase the growth rate of the original god, and there are no side effects! β
Hearing the explanation, Chen Li clenched his hands tightly, but said disdainfully in his mouth;
"It's still a little useful for me, but one in a thousand, it still means that my master picks!"
"Haha, ahem!"
Seeing that this little girl didn't know how precious it was, Old Man Xin was so excited that he couldn't cough, shook his head and smiled bitterly;
"Little girl, do you know that Zhongzhou's hidden family treasure trove, there are only a few 1/10,000 pictures of Wanzang, which were passed down from generation to generation as heirlooms 10,000 years ago, you really treat treasures as waste!"
This explanation made Chen Li's heart balanced, but he didn't know what the senior brother's graduation ceremony was?
If you have this idea, you can do it, take out the psychic purple jade, and press it when you see the "one" shining with golden light.
Everyone watched the action dumbfounded, not knowing what kind of operation this was.
"Xiao Li? You little rascal looking for me......
Yes! Silk ~~"
When everyone heard the voice, they all held their breath and looked at this treasure, not knowing what kind of treasure this was, and they could talk at any time.
"You fucking light, almost gave me yao!"
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The elders looked at everyone with strange eyes, and before Chen Li could open his mouth to ask, another voice came.
"Ahem! Sister, don't think about it, I'm poisoned, and it's a friend I met outside who helped me take drugs!
I... Oh~ Slow down!
I... Silk~~Wow! β
I only heard Cang Lingtian gasping and shouting incessantly, Chen Li finally couldn't help it, is this taking everyone for fools!
"Senior brother, it's a good life!
Leaving Master, it seems that you have been slack, and you have also learned from Master to become bad! β
"Senior sister, you really misunderstood me, I'm really detoxifying, oh~silk~~"
Who can believe this pale explanation, but it's still important to get down to business, "Senior brother, I'm out of school, I want to ask what is the master's gift to you?" β
"Why did Dauntless leave the school before you left the school?
My ordination ceremony was...
Yes! Oh~Oh! Silk~
Oh oh oh oh! β
As the voice changed, Cang Lingtian hung up the call directly!
Seeing that the senior brother disappeared halfway through his words, Chen Li roared viciously, "Bastard! Dare to hang up the call, the next time you meet the old lady, you will never be able to do it again! β
The elders looked at them with strange expressions, and Chen Li didn't know how to explain them, so they could only laugh and cough dryly.
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Unknown Forest!
On a steep hillside, a teenager screams and rolls down at speed.
"Whew~"
"Ahh
"Silk ~ O-film!"
"What the ......"
Bang!
Before the foul mouth could be exploded, the boy slammed into the ground and directly broke the foul mouth.
This young man is Cang Lingtian, who has just escaped from the pursuit of mercenaries and demonic beasts, and is just about to heal his injuries, but Chen Li has called to communicate, and he can only endure the pain to answer his junior sister.
Afraid that the teacher would be worried, he had no choice but to pretend to be in the Qinglou, and pretend that the wails of pain all over his body were the love voices of men and women.
didn't think about it, one didn't sit firmly, and rolled down the hill directly, and the severe pain all over his body made it impossible to fit half of it, so he had to hang up the communication as a last resort.
Slowly sat up, looking at the countless knife wounds, sword wounds, gunshot wounds, as well as the paw prints and bite wounds of the demonic beast, he endured the pain all over his body and stuffed a pill into his mouth and muttered;
"This damn girl, the communication came at a really good time, and she almost fell to death for me!"
Thinking that there were still chasing soldiers behind him, he didn't care about communicating back to his junior sister, so he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes to hurry up and heal!
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was hung up by the senior brother, and there was an inexplicable irritability in his heart for a moment, and he reached out and scratched his hair, and directly turned the soft hair into a chicken nest.
Thinking back that I was going to become a teacher, I felt even more irritable, and I hadn't gotten a master yet! That's it? Straight stomping straight to collapse!
"Senior sister! What's wrong with you? β
Turning his head to look at Lin Qibai, he didn't know what to say for an instant, didn't this fool know?
Suddenly it occurred to me that the master let himself out of the teacher because he wanted to take in the sloppy ghost outside, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked out the door.
Looking at Chen Li's movements, everyone was speechless, why was it so violent!
Xin Wuxing hurriedly ran out of the door, seeing that his future junior brother was still kneeling stupidly, and hurriedly shouted, "Brother! Come on! β
Before the young man could react when he heard this, Chen Li had already rushed in front of him and stared at him with displeasure on his face, "Future junior brother, I don't know what to call you yet?" β
When the young man heard Chen Li admit that he was her future junior brother, indicating that Jun Lin Immortal had the idea of taking him as an apprentice, he couldn't help but crack his mouth, "Senior sister, the younger brother's surname is Xiao Mingji, and he comes from ......."
"Poof......
Before he finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by Chen Li's slap, and seeing that the scar was lying on the ground, he directly got on his feet and began to kick to death, scolding while kicking;
"I'll let you apprentice, let you worship!"
"The old lady hasn't done the master yet, so you will come over to make trouble, and the old lady will have to be a master!"
Liu Hao saw that he was not active in his own house, how could he still bear it, you think you are a King's Landing Immortal!
"What do you want to do? Mr. Jun is planning to accept my young master as an apprentice, this is your future junior brother, how can you treat your junior brother like this? β
Xin Wuxing, who came at this moment, heard this, and didn't stop it, staring at Liu Hao with cold eyes, "If you treat your young master like this, you will feel distressed, while my master hasn't come back yet, you can leave quickly!" β
"Young Master Xin, what do you mean by that?"
"Cultivating by Master's side, if you don't hover on the edge of life and death one day, you can't stand such a little pain, so it's better to go back where you came from!"
"But that's a cultivation experience, is it also a cultivation to be beaten like this?"
These words directly made Xin Wuxing speechless, sighed and shook his head and said, "That little girl doesn't want to leave Master, it's too good time for you to come, so the anger is sprinkled on your young master!" β
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"Senior sister, stop fighting, he's about to pass out!" Concubine Zhou Yafei rolled her eyes when she saw the scar lying on the ground, and grabbed Chen Li anxiously.
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"Bastard, if it weren't for my sister pulling me, my mother would beat you to death, when would I not be able to apprentice, not at this time!"
Scar sat up with a sway, rubbing his cheeks, "Sister Si, I'm not..."
Listening to the scars calling him Sister Si, he kicked directly in front of him angrily, what Sister Si, it didn't sound serious at all.
Seeing the young master fainting, Liu Hao couldn't help but feel distressed, when did the young master suffer this crime, twice a day today!
"Xiao Li, alright! This is our junior brother! Seeing that the scar had fainted, Xin Wuxing couldn't help but persuade.
"Huhu~ It's much more comfortable to vent!" Chen Li twisted his wrist and looked at Xin Wuxing, "Senior brother, I'm leaving, I won't go in to congratulate my uncle, please help me bring blessings!" β
"You're going to leave now? Don't wait for Master to come back? β
Listening to what the second senior brother said, I suddenly felt that I had stayed with the senior brother for too long, and my brain couldn't turn around!
"Senior brother, I have abolished my master's life, do you think I can still leave if I leave tomorrow?"
Thinking back to Master's cautious temperament, I felt that what Senior Sister said was right, "Then Senior Sister, you slip away, Master, I'll help you stop it!" β
"Xiaobai, Xiaofei, I'll leave first, you two help me look at the master, don't let other women be our masters!"
If the little concubine also thinks that the master is a good man and directly poisons him, the senior sister is happy to share it with you! β
Hearing Chen Li's words of tiger and wolf, Concubine Zhou Ya's face suddenly turned red, and she whispered, "Senior sister thinks too much, Master is yours!" β
Lin Qibai saw that Chen Li was sure to leave, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, it was really not easy, after being beaten for so long, this little witch was finally leaving!
"Senior sister! I wish you all the best... Poof..."
Just halfway through the wish, he was interrupted by Chen Li's slap, "Xiaobai, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, if there are other women around the master, the old lady will castrate you!" β
Hearing this, Lin Qibai wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to castrate me and say, Master is so lustful and shameless, how can there be no woman around!
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At this time!
Jun Lin Immortal ran to the door of the Qinglou with his legs between his legs, looked at the old bustard in front of him, and before he could laugh, he fell to the ground due to the inhuman pain and torture from his crotch, and howled at the system in his heart, "System, you turtle calf, what are you doing!" β
Hearing the greeting of King's Landing Immortal, the system was also speechless, "Didn't you say that you would come to the door to help you treat?" How? No need to treat it? β
As soon as I heard that I was helping myself with treatment, I knew that I had said the wrong thing, "Uncle System, I was wrong, my second personality that hurt just now came out, you keep going!" β
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The old bustard looked at the King's Landing Immortal, who had just left, and came to patronize again, and just wanted to rush up to greet him, but he didn't expect the King's Landing Immortal to directly lie on the ground and cover his lower body and wail, and hurriedly helped him up;
"Guest! Are you alright? Don't be so anxious, the girls can't run! β
As soon as he heard the girl, King's Landing Immortal instantly came to his senses, forgot the pain in his crotch directly, stretched out his hand to stand up on the old bustard's neck, and began to dribble dishonestly;
"Auntie, where are the girls?"
"Hurry~ Hurry! Lao Tzu wants to fight ten! β