Chapter 101 Anyway, it's on the death list, and the money belongs to Lao Tzu
Zhou Yi glanced at the screen and slowly typed a few words on his phone.
Good luck comes: "If it's a brother, come and cut me!! ”
There was a silence on the public screen, and it was only after a while that someone posted a word.
Peach Blossom drunk: "Damn's good luck is coming, do you dare to report the address?" I'm going to hack you to death along the network cable! ”
Riding a pig and reading the record book: "You, you, you...... Don't talk about martial arts, you actually open a red envelope and hang it, it's tired and crooked! ”
The eldest brother's No. 1 licking dog: "Kneel down and beg the eldest brother to send another red envelope rain, the little brother is already hungry and thirsty!" ”
"That's it, big brother doesn't count this time. Someone is hanging, it's not fair to us! ”
……
All the people in the WeChat group unanimously bombarded the good luck.
Zhou Yi typed dozens of words again.
"What is a red envelope? No, no, there won't be anyone who hasn't grabbed the red envelope, right? ”
"Ahhhh It seems that I have eaten 10,000 catties of yo-yo plums. ”
"He's pretending to be there, damn it!"
The "Yuanyuan" whose name was named just now was Xu Xingluo, and at this time, Xu Xingluo couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw Zhou Yi's operation.
The screen is full of scolding good luck, and finally after countless @ times, the big brother with the black avatar came out after a long time.
The eldest brother appeared on the stage and put on two pictures, this picture has the effect of crying ghosts and gods in the world, and the scolding just now is not scolding, all of them are like a big white goose that was choked by the neck, and there is no one under the picture.
The first is a dark-toned image, with an extremely oppressive atmosphere as a whole. It was late at night, and the bottomless night sky, black grass, and the surface of the lake was covered with black ripples.
In the center of the lake lies a man lying on his back, and from the picture, this person's long hair hangs down in the water, like scattered black aquatic plants, rippling with the breeze. A pure white dress is worn on the body, and the arms are spread. The girl was like a big white bird, with her eyes closed, and she lay peacefully asleep on the water.
But no one can ignore the little arms exposed by the white dress, which are so pale and bloodless, and definitely not the color of a normal person.
The second picture was taken with a slap in the face.
The girl's pale and bloodless face is infinitely magnified in the camera, so detailed that even the pores can be seen.
Riding a pig and reading the record book: "Big brother, where did this photo come from?" If I'm not mistaken, this girl is the girl who ran away at night in the news the other day! ”
"I look like it, but isn't there no such picture on the news?"
"So where did this picture come from?!! Could it be that the eldest brother rowed a boat after killing people and throwing the corpse, and shot at the corpse at close range? ”
"Damn, don't scare me!"
A minute later, the big brother with white letters on a black background sent a few more words.
"What you get will be returned a hundredfold, and everyone can't escape."
Zhou Yi's WeChat nickname of "Good Luck Comes" was @, and this big brother emphasized it.
"Good luck is the first."
After finishing speaking, he also sent a red envelope in response to the occasion, and this time no one rushed to grab this red envelope. Zhou Yi clicked the red envelope and pocketed all the money.
The group members are boiling, and the fryer is frying.
"it! How dare you receive a red envelope when you are lucky? ”
Good luck comes: "Anyway, it's on the death blacklist, and if you don't get it, you won't get it." ”
Riding a pig and reading the record book: "...... Sounds so plausible. ”
"This big brother is obviously targeting us! Doesn't this mean that those who receive the red envelopes will be unlucky?!! ”
"Good luck, why are you so calm? This photo has not even been released by the media, it must have been taken by the big brother! Let's think about why we can shoot so closely on the face? ”
"Needless to say, it must have been at the scene of the killing! Either a murderer or an accomplice! Oh, and by the way, it could be a pervert. ”
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu has never received a red envelope, in the past, Lao Tzu only felt that Lao Tzu was unlucky, but now I know that it was a gift from God!"
Those who have not received money are gloating, and those who have received money are miserable.
"What should I do? But fortunately, I received less, and besides, good luck comes to the brother is the first, so we don't have to worry. ”
"Yes, good luck doesn't come to the news, we're all fine!"
Zhou Yi snapped the phone and smiled fearlessly: "You two are watching her in the hospital tonight, how can you not go back to greet you when a guest visits?" ”
"Boss, you're smiling so wickedly." Duan Xiaoyun shuddered and said, "Boss." ”
"Huh?"
"Our store has just been renovated, the new tiles are paved, and the little yellow duck at the door I personally picked. I sorted out the furnishings in the store. Duan Xiaoyun said with difficulty: "You hold on to some strength." ”
There is not a word left.
Pop coins should be eaten with caution, don't blow up the store!
Zhou Yi nodded casually and said, "Don't worry, I know it in my heart." ”
"I said boss, are you sure you don't need me, a puppeteer who has lived for hundreds of years, to fight the enemy with you?" Jiang Yu sighed lightly: "As a good employee, I can't bear to let the boss charge!" ”
"!"
Zhou Yi was too lazy to talk to these two people, so he drove a bouncing car all the way, and flew back to good luck around a few winding mountain roads.
After arriving at the place, the green dragon changed back to its original appearance, and flew into the aquarium with a swish, and the big carp with a steel fork snorted coldly and turned away from his face, and directly became a fat-headed fish.
Zhou Yi erased the qi of the big carp and the green dragon, and hid himself as a mortal, it is far away from the city, and it is not convenient to order a takeout, but fortunately Zhou Yi did not pick, he cut the tomatoes, beat the egg noodles, and snorted and ate very fragrant. After eating, the sun has not completely set the horizon. Zhou Yi pondered what the big brother was called, even if he was coming, he would have to come in the dark, so he simply opened the system panel.
"Mission 2: Broken bones."
Zhou Yi pressed his eyebrows, what does this broken bone refer to? The world is so big, if you just find broken bones, it is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.
This garbage system doesn't give a hint, and sure enough, the garbage opens the door for the garbage, and the garbage arrives home. simply had nothing to do, so Zhou Yi went online and played a five-player game, a four-on-one game.
He decisively chose to fight alone, Zhou Yi was the least good at cooperating with people, went in and picked a clown with a bazooka, with the sound of glass shattering, the clown fell to the ground, and the bazooka was full of state and ran all over the map. Although he hadn't played this game, it didn't take a few minutes for Zhou Yi to defeat three people, and the fourth person couldn't stand it and surrendered directly.
Second and third innings...... There was no accident in the tenth game, Zhou Yi won, and he lay on the bed with his eyes closed and rested.
It's so lonely to be invincible!
"Click."
The sound of the crisp glass being broken came instantly, and Zhou Yi said to himself: "This game is really realistic, there are still special effects when you turn off the game?" ”