Zhou Yi was riding a small electric donkey, carrying Jiang Yu behind, Duan Xiaoyun turned into air and floated next to them, complaining while floating: "Boss, can this little electric donkey drive slower?" I spent all the makeup I wore today. ”

"Then you'll have to talk to him."

Zhou Yi pointed to the little electric donkey that was galloping under him, and the wheels were running like sparks. Because there were few people at night, the big carp with a steel fork ran happily, and the speed was more than ten times that of the original.

The little electric donkey suddenly opened its mouth and said, "It's impossible to be slow, I can be faster." No, no, no, you C-level ghost can't keep up, you pulled! ”

As he spoke, he increased his horsepower and flew up directly, Duan Xiaoyun had no choice but to resign himself to floating behind him into a phantom, "I'm going to make you braised carp sooner or later, wait for me!" ”

Finally, a few people returned to good luck, Zhou Yi released the ghost in the jade ring, and a few rows of people stood densely in front of the store.

The ghost who had just come out looked at Zhou Yi in horror, and begged for mercy with a sense of reason: "Master, let us do what you need to do, don't kill us, I don't want to die yet!" ”

The other ghosts were also frightened, and Zhou Yi waved his hand and said, "If you want to kill just now, do you want to pull you back and kill while it's hot?" ”

"That's right."

Duan Xiaoyun was late, his body was floating in the air, his blue eyes were like a cluster of ghost fire, the ghost power on his body was soaring uncontrollably, and his eyes were fierce, making these dense new ghosts tremble and shrink into a ball, for fear that Duan Xiaoyun would swallow them.

"Run, it's going to eat us!"

The ghosts didn't know who shouted, all the ghosts scattered and fled, Zhou Yi stood in place unhurriedly, and the fat doll puppet under Jiang Yu's hand suddenly jumped out, baring its fangs and blocking everyone's way.

"Ahh

The ghost cried and the wolf howled, and Zhou Yi scratched his ears helplessly, "Duan Xiaoyun." ”

"Boss, it's not that you forgot to accept it too quickly." Duan Xiaoyun withdrew the ghost power he released, and the threat disappeared in an instant.

"What do you want us to do?" A male ghost covered in blood said cautiously: "I...... I was a lawyer when I was alive, and if you have any financial disputes, I can help you, and this is my business card. ”

He subconsciously wanted to take out his business card in his pocket, but he didn't take it out, and smiled awkwardly: "...... Professional habits. ”

Zhou Yi directly set up a WeChat group, and with the blessing of spiritual energy, the WeChat group has a special connection ability.

"Scan the code."

"What?!"

Zhou Yi swiped out the WeChat QR code on his mobile phone and said, "Scan the code to join the group." ”

And the demons began to disagree.

"I don't have a cell phone, and I didn't have it with me when I died."

"I did bring it with me, but I don't have it now!"

"We're all dead, what's the use of scanning the code and adding a WeChat group?"

"Daddy's dad is called grandpa, and daddy's mom is called ......"

A crisp child's voice came out, and everyone looked over. I saw that the little baby was sitting on the little yellow duck at the door, the little yellow duck's eyes lit up, and the child giggled happily.

"Is this the legendary one who has already sat on the rocking car?" A young man said: "Don't deceive me!" ”

"Scan the code to join the group, first come, first served." Zhou Yi shook his mobile phone, "Yin and yang communication, Tong Su is not bullied." ”

"What?! Yin and Yang Communication? That is, I can still talk to my relatives in the yang world? The girl in the white dress was so excited that she was about to cry, "Can you make a video?" ”

Zhou Yi: "If you want, you can." ”

"Master, you didn't lie to us, did you?" The lawyer said with a bitter face, "Do you want us to kill someone?" No, I can't do it. ”

"Yes, yes, I didn't even dare to kill a chicken when I was alive."

Zhou Yi glared, swept the lawyer with disgust, and said disdainfully: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Tzu wants to do good things, so that you can communicate with your relatives in the yang world, on the condition that you sincerely say thank you." ”

"Huh?"

The ghosts almost said in unison: "It's that simple? ”

"Or we can make things a little more complicated." Zhou Yi said with a cold face: "For example, refining you into a ghost pill, or chewing it, chewing it, the chicken is crunchy, and the nutrition is 15 times that of instant noodles?" ”

Silent.

After a moment of silence, the man who claimed to be a lawyer took three steps back, bent down, stretched out his hand, looked very sincere, and opened his mouth to sing: "Listen to me and thank you, because you have warmed the four seasons." Thank you, because of you, I ......."

The corners of Zhou Yi's eyes twitched violently, his whole body twitched violently, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I helped you, why do you want to take revenge?" ”

System: [Congratulations on earning 6 merit points.] ]

"Enough is enough, just say thank you, be sincere." Under Zhou Yi's painstaking persuasion, the rest of the ghosts finally gave up the destruction of Zhou Yi by "listen to me, thank you", and after successfully harvesting a wave of merit points, Zhou Yi said compassionately: "Give you some time, go home and reunite with your relatives." If you don't have a mobile phone, don't forget to ask your loved ones to burn it. By the way, there's also a charger, which I don't deserve here. ”

So every ghost left with a thousand thanks, and this matter is over here. By the next night, good luck had a dark shadow in front of them, and everyone was holding a mobile phone in their hands, all kinds of colors, everything. Zhou Yi took out his mobile phone, threw out a yellow charm and put it on the phone, and after the fusion, he built a group on the spot and entered six big characters - good luck to chat group.

"Line up to scan the code to enter the group, and if you want to chat with your relatives, go home and make a dream, let them join the group, by the way, don't forget to thank you sincerely." Zhou Yi instructed: "After speaking, speed back, otherwise I will be caught by some old way to alchemy, and I will not be able to save you if I pass on three generations of ghosts." In addition, you ghosts are weak and can't stay in the world for long, so I will send you to a good place. ”

When the ghosts heard this, they became nervous, and the ghost of the girl in the white dress who ran at night said nervously: "Are you the legendary Mr. Yin and Yang?" I read that it is written like this in the novel, wandering in the two sessions of yin and yang, up to the sky, down to the earth, in the middle of the people, in short, it is a very awesome existence! ”

There are still some ghosts in the group who are whining and crying, but some natural optimist ghosts are dead when they think about death, what can they do if they don't accept their fate? The ghost didn't take them away, I thought I would wander in this world until I disappeared, but now I can still talk to my relatives and videos, and there are good places for them to go, what a good person!

As soon as the ghosts stretched out their hands, they bent over, and said excitedly: "Listen to me and thank you, because you have warmed the four seasons." Thank you, because of you, the world is more beautiful. ”

Zhou Yi's brain was buzzing with his eardrums, and he said helplessly: "Tired, let's destroy!" ”