Chapter 111: It's easy to be stupid when you drink too much Meng Po soup
Zhou Yi said angrily: "Your boss, I'm the kind of person who covets wealth and nobility?" ”
Of course, if he is still a person, there is no need to have bonuses during the New Year's holidays, as long as the five insurances and one housing fund are in place, the absolutely upside-down roll will go. It's a pity, it's a pity!
He's not human!
Duan Xiaoyun said quietly: "Who was the one who used the sack to hold the money in the first place?" ”
Zhou Yi: "...... Can that be the same? I was accumulating raw capital for our company. ”
"Company?"
"Of course, you, an ancient person who has lived for hundreds of years, don't understand that the company was formed to meet the needs of large-scale production in the market economy and society." Zhou Yi Balabala said, Jiang Yu looked confused, and Duan Xiaoyun looked confused.
Aquarium Group 3: "......"
It seems to be listening to the wordless heavenly book, the master is really powerful!
As soon as Balabala was finished, Zhou Yi's brown pupils lit up amazingly, and said, "You, do you understand?" ”
Jiang Yu: "It seems to be...... Got it, but not quite yet. ”
"Boss." Duan Xiaoyun said weakly: "There are only three of us, and there is no need for the company or anything." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhou Yi raised his finger and counted them one by one, "My boss plus your two employees, there are three more in the aquarium, this is six, your boss and I still have a large number of people underground!" ”
"The boss is mighty." Duan Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up, "Boss, you eat all above and below ground!" ”
The Special Investigation Bureau on the ground, there are still people underground, and their boss seems to be very powerful, so the welfare benefits in the future should be good?
"I think it's better to set up a ghost company with the people you left underground, and we will unite with each other on the ground and underground to create a beautiful and harmonious company." Duan Xiaoyun blinked, and said seriously: "The above-ground company does funeral business, and occasionally helps people watch feng shui, fight a ghost, collect a monster, and dig a grave. Since the underground is connected to the yang, anyway, the boss, you also built a WeChat group, pulled people and ghosts in, and charged for joining the group. ”
Zhou Yi's brown pupils instantly lit up again, and he nodded in agreement, "Not bad, it's very much to my liking." But what the hell is digging a grave? ”
Duan Xiaoyun: "Boss, haven't you heard of it?" Some wealthy people often move their ancestral graves in order to enrich their own wealth. ”
"Then their ancestors were really unlucky." Zhou Yi said lightly: "If you die, you have to exert your residual heat." ”
"Boss, have you seen Meng Po?" Duan Xiaoyun said curiously: "I've died once, and I haven't been to the underworld yet, so I'm curious." And Meng Po, I heard that the soup is very delicious, and the boss has time to go down and bring a bowl to try it? ”
Zhou Yi: "...... It's easy to get stupid after drinking too much Meng Po soup, are you sure you want to drink it? ”
Duan Xiaoyun: "If you don't drink or drink, it's always okay to smell the smell, right?" ”
"Boss, Feng Shui Kanyu has been very profitable since ancient times." Jiang Yu said: "And it is also very respected. ”
Duan Xiaoyun suddenly thought of a good idea again, and said, "Boss, we can catch ghosts and watch feng shui live, and I will cover you with more than 10,000 water." ”
Zhou Yi: "Why do you want to be a special investigation bureau under the museum, the full name is still the Special Folklore Investigation Bureau." ”
Duan Xiaoyun was silent, as if he had been hit, but the word live broadcast provided Zhou Yi with an idea. The Special Investigation Bureau keeps this secret, and he, Zhou Yi, naturally will not be idle to publicize it. After all, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and what Zhou Yi is most afraid of is trouble and others looking for trouble.
One is that he is too lazy to bother his brain, and the other is that he is afraid of beating others to death. However, you can post on a communication forum and leave your contact information in many posts that are difficult to distinguish between true and false, and it will definitely not attract attention.
"Let's go, let's go get the cards." Zhou Yi patted the aquarium and woke up the already sleepy Da Qinglong alive.
The green dragon jumped out of the aquarium with a whin, and when it was outside the store, it had already turned into a green-painted Wuling Hongguang.
Zhou Yi: "Lack of German map navigation vehicle management office." ”
"Lack of German navigation is at your service, and the road congestion ahead has re-planned the route for you."
The lack of virtue navigation successfully brought Zhou Yidao to the vehicle management office, and Zhou Yi's ID card has been cancelled, so naturally there is no one. As for the purchase of invoices or something, Zhou Yi said that it is not a problem at all.
He's got someone on the ground!
The person who inspected the car was already waiting at the door, and when Zhou Yi drove there, he directly detected the person in disguise, but the person in front of the door immediately stopped him.
The middle-aged man looked disdainful, "There is no parking space inside, no parking is allowed in front of the door, find a parking space and come again." ”
The first part of the normal license plate is never a car inspection, Zhou Yi is unhappy, there is obviously a parking space inside, the disdain shown in the corner of this person's eyes has been revealed, do you think he is blind?
"Eh, why don't you go? Hurry up and go, drive a broken Wuling Hongguang and want to break in, and don't look at your identity! The middle-aged man ran to the car and wanted to stop Zhou Yi, but Wuling Hongguang, who turned into a green dragon, showed his sharp teeth, and the sharp white teeth made the middle-aged man's face pale, and he blinked several times before he finally determined that he was not dreaming.
He stayed where he was, not daring to move, his screams stuck in his throat, his front teeth retracted, his mouth cracked open as if he was mocking. Zhou Yi got out of the car and patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder, and touched the front cover of the car again, and his voice was gentle and like something.
"Don't make a fuss. We're here to get license plates, not to eat people. Now it is a harmonious society, and cannibalism is not harmonious. Zhou Yi turned his head to stare at the middle-aged man and said, "Did you say?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes, yes." The middle-aged man nodded vigorously, he didn't dare to shake his head, he was afraid that if he shook his head, he would be swallowed by the monster in front of him!
The teeth were sharper than an awl, and the big mouth was as wide as four of oneself, and it was just right to swallow it in one gulp. The middle-aged man trembled and applied for Zhou Yi's license plate, and the more he looked at Wuling Hongguang, the more familiar he became. At that time, he and his colleagues were still watching the excitement, and the colleagues joked that the car was not driving too fast, but flying too high. It should be the car in front of you, it is really a monster, and it is absolutely impossible for a normal Wuling Hongguang to drive so fast!
But the middle-aged man didn't dare to resist, the efficiency of applying for a license plate this time was more than ten times faster than before, Zhou Yi got the license plate and nodded with satisfaction, "Thank you, I will have the opportunity to drink together in the future." ”
Seeing that the evil spirit was gone, the middle-aged man was just about to call the police, but his mobile phone rang. The boss on the phone said in a serious voice: "There is a Wuling Hongguang to get the license plate today, you don't need to ask anything else, just do it." ”
Middle-aged man: "...... It's done. ”
Boss: "That's very good, this person has a very high position, and the senior management specially greeted him, we can't afford to mess with him, you didn't embarrass him, right?" ”
Middle-aged man: "No, no, absolutely nothing!" ”
Still embarrassed him? He was going to be scared to death just now, okay? Forget it, it's a nightmare, and waking up from a dream is nothing!