"The damn middle-aged greasy man is still pestering her, wait until I go up and scold him for three hundred rounds!"

Xu Xingluo walked away with his mobile phone, the posture seemed to be looking for someone to fight, the momentum was full of might, and he walked with the wind.

Zhou Yi curiously took out his mobile phone, called up his good luck to the chat group, wanted to see what the ghosts in the group were talking about, and suddenly found that "waiting for the flowers to bloom" was frantically swiping the screen.

Waiting for the flowers to bloom: "Lily Lily, my love for you is like this rose, warm and never withering!" ”

Waiting for the flowers to bloom: "Lily, I said last time that we would go to the square dance together, and the place for Steward Zhang has been built, why don't you come yet?" ”

Waiting for the flowers to bloom: "Lily, if you don't like square dancing, we can practice Tai Chi, Mrs. Zhang said to teach us, I have learned several tricks, and I will teach you when you come!" ”

Saying that, he also sent a photo, Zhou Yi took a look, under the miserable white sky, the middle-aged bald man opened his hands, and other people's movements looked normal, only he seemed to be holding a big landmine!

Lily in the Wind: "Get out." ”

Xu Xingluo: "Get out!" ”

Cherry Maruko: "Watching Uncle Blossom every day swipe the screen and be scolded, a greasy trick every day." ”

Gentleman: "Civilized monkeys, don't feed them!" ”

Wind chime: "Watching the monkey every day, the days after death are quite good, there are square dances to dance, tai chi to play, and you can chat with your family, thank you big brother." ”

Big brother licks dog No. 1: "Thank you big brother every day, shocked!" After being dead for half a year, I actually lived a retirement life ahead of schedule! ”

Zhou Yi silently took back his phone and quit the chat group.

Sure enough, after the best died, it was still the best, but Zhang Shouyue was really fast, and he said last time that he wanted to build a square, and this was built.

"Boss, there are a few more lists!"

Duan Xiaoyun looked at his phone, and there were a few requests for help scattered on it.

"I often have nightmares when I sleep at night, I can't sleep all night, and I kneel and beg the exorcist!"

"I'm in a bad mood, my family is poor, my parents are not a thing, can the master carve a transfer charm for me?"

"Upstairs knows the five ghosts of fortune?"

……

This is a forum, Zhou Yi said curiously: "Duan Xiaoyun, how many places did you post the advertisement?" ”

Duan Xiaoyun turned on the computer he had equipped a few days ago, and the keyboard crackled.

Zhou Yi suddenly saw 68.com, fish recruitment, boss investment, watermelon net......

Dozens of web pages are presented, densely packed with dazzling people.

Good luck comes: "Shock! The master tells fortunes online, criticizes the eight characters to see feng shui, and chooses the treasure cave of the cemetery, and if you are brave enough, you will come, and you will not suffer! ”

"Boss, this is called casting a wide net to catch big fish!"

Zhou Yi: "No, you only caught one dog. ”

At this time, the dog was lying on the ground, spitting and shaking his head and wagging his tail, and he could eat three catties of rice.

There was nothing to do left and right, and there was no trace of the clues of the moon mirror, so Zhou Yi simply played for a few days.

Proper relaxation is conducive to physical and mental health, and during this period, I called the driver Wang Yi and asked him to run the business outside and order by the way.

Zhou Yi: "Receiving so much salary every month is not for you to lie flat!" ”

Wang Yi: "Mmmmmmmm ”

Zhou Yi: "The future of our company depends on everyone's efforts, and when the company develops in the future, don't say that you will earn 100,000 yuan a month, I will give you 100,000 yuan a month!" ”

Wang Yi: "Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes." ”

Zhou Yi suddenly understood his former boss, should he say it or not, the boss can tolerate him lying flat for so long, and he is more or less at the level of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

The time has come to the beginning of summer, and the sun is becoming more and more vicious day by day, and the people who are exposed to the sun are angry, and even Zhou Yi is implicated here.

Although it is not so hot that it is covered with sweat, the sunlight is still dazzling and uncomfortable, like ten thousand golden needles piercing people's eyes.

"Woohoo!"

The rhubarb guarding the door suddenly began to bark wildly, Zhou Yi's wrist tightened, the connected chain was pulled, the rhubarb rushed out while barking, and a Rolls-Royce was parked at the door, and the breath of the nouveau riche came to his face.

This car Zhou Yi recognized, except for the special car of the first echelon of the Special Investigation Bureau, who else? !

Duan Xiaoyun glanced at it, turned his head to Zhou Yi and said, "Boss, I haven't done a Rolls-Royce yet." ”

Zhou Yi: "That's right, we are the successors of socialism, proletarian workers, and we will never be eroded by this!" ”

Later, he glanced at the luxury car again, and said secretly, "It's so fragrant!" ”

Sure enough, after Rolls-Royce stopped, Wei Wuyan took the lead, and the two entered the store.

Before he could open his mouth to guard the door, Rhubarb immediately screamed and rushed forward, and by coincidence, his sturdy and mighty body hit Zhao Ziming's leg headlong.

Zhao Ziming: ", dog!" ”

"Woohoo!"

Zhao Ziming subconsciously retreated, and the four claws of the rhubarb quickly rushed forward, with a big mouth, and two big white fangs came out.

"Click......

Before he could bite it, Zhou Yi coughed lightly, and the big dog, which was extremely powerful just now, immediately died down and ran away with his tail between his legs.

"That's how you're hospitality?"

Zhao Ziming's face turned pale, so he couldn't hold on and ran away, his body was stiff.

Seeing that he was really afraid of dogs, Zhou Yi was in a good mood, but he didn't embarrass Zhao Ziming anymore, reached out and patted the rhubarb, signaling it to be honest.

"How many more tables will you have?"

Zhou Yi teased: "Then my child's table." ”

Jiang Yu: "Boss, add me one, and then serve peanuts." ”

Duan Xiaoyun also chimed in: "Add me one, I'm also at the child's table, I can't grab anything else!" ”

Three stinkers, angry Zhuge Liang!

Wei Wuyan didn't want to have anything to do with Zhou Yi, so he said directly: "Zhou Yi, we need to do a spiritual test for this dog." ”

Zhou Yi gently stroked the yellow dog's head and said, "Rhubarb doesn't have rabies, how can he go crazy?" But I'm a good law-abiding citizen, so I'll go to the test if I want to, but I said in advance that I won't pay for it! ”

Wei Wuyan turned his head to Zhao Ziming and said, "Go and test." ”

Walking in front of the big yellow dog, Zhao Ziming took out something similar to a compass and cautiously approached the rhubarb.

With Zhou Yi's instructions, even if the big yellow dog was impatient, he just lay on the ground, whining and roaring, but he didn't open his mouth and show his teeth.

As soon as the compass approached the big yellow dog, it turned wildly, the faint blue light flickered and dimmed, and a whirlwind appeared out of thin air, after about half a minute, Zhao Ziming wiped the sweat on his head, and quickly took a few steps back and said: "Uncle Wei, an E-level ghost, is stable at the moment, and there is no sign of madness for the time being." ”

After saying this, the big yellow dog snorted a few times fiercely without giving face, which shook the heavens and the earth.

Zhao Ziming stiffly took a few steps back, and only suddenly breathed a sigh of relief after leaving the big yellow dog for a meter.

Wei Wuyan nodded and continued, "Second, I once again formally invite you to become a member of our Huaxia Special Investigation Bureau. ”