Chapter 324: Comedian

Song Yan didn't forget to report loudly to the security guard at the sentry box: "Uncle, I didn't fire the cannon this time." ”

Yu Yizhou got up from the ground, his eyes widened angrily, and he was about to rush up.

Song Yan raised his leg with a kick and kicked the person directly.

That's right, it's kicking.

Yu Yizhou floated in the air for a while before landing.

Zhou Mo looked at Song Yan in shock throughout the whole process.

I saw Yu Yizhou holding his stomach and struggling to get up from the ground.

Song Yan pointed at him fiercely and warned: "I'm a black belt in taekwondo, do it with me?" You'd better save your energy. Walk longer with your eyes in the future. ”

Yu Yizhou was stunned for a moment, his body shrunk, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

Song Yan pulled the car door and got into the driver's seat, started the car, kicked the accelerator, and the car flew out.

Zhou Mo didn't even fasten his seat belt, and the person was directly pressed on the back of the chair by inertia.

"You drive slowly," she said, scrambling into her seat belt.

"Can't slow down, angry," Song Yan said: "It's the first time I've seen such a reasonable scumbag." ”

"I didn't expect you to be quite indignant."

"Is it because people look down on the things he does? Not like a man at all. Song Yan was angry.

"Forehead......" Zhou Mo wanted to say that this matter didn't seem to have anything to do with him, but thinking about Song Yan beating Yu Yizhou and helping her out of her bad breath, it was really relieving and happy.

"How do you know this kind of person? Han Shen didn't care about you? Song Yan suddenly complained.

“……”

Song Yan saw that Zhou Mo didn't speak, and asked again: "What, I said it wrong?" ”

"......" Zhou Mo still didn't say anything.

"Let your friends have a snack, this kind of man can't die well."

Zhou Mo was helpless, and couldn't help laughing, "I can't see it, are you still a warm-hearted person?" ”

"When have I stopped being warm-hearted?"

"Well, thank you Song Daxia for making a righteous move just now," Zhou Mo said, and gave Song Yan a fist.

"What else?" Song Yan asked.

Zhou Mo was puzzled: "What else?" ”

"Praise me?" Song Yan said: "Isn't my palm, punch, and kick just now handsome?" ”

"Uh...... Handsome, handsome," Zhou Mo responded embarrassedly.

Why is this still stinky?

Song Yan was very dissatisfied with Zhou Mo's perfunctory attitude, "Why, I'm not Han Shen, you don't have a filter blessing for me?" ”

"......" Zhou Mo was speechless.

"Okay, it seems that we can only be superficial friends," Song Yan said.

"......" Zhou Mo blackened his face: "You have a lot of drama." ”

"Thanks for the compliment."

"......" Zhou Mo's cold sweat face: "The skin is thick enough." ”

"That's not it, thin-skinned, how can you get mixed with the vice president of RG."

Zhou Mo really convinced him, and the more he said that his dyeing workshop was getting bigger and bigger.

"By the way, I just saw that your strength is really not small, you won't beat Yu Yizhou, right? His person was a little injured and touched a little, and he was designated to slander someone. ”

"It's okay, just say hello a few times, at most a bruise and a swollen piece, I'm not a professional martial arts practitioner, can I still give him a scrap?"

Zhou Mo was puzzled: "Didn't you say that you are a black belt in taekwondo?" ”

"Do you believe bragging?" Song Yan shook his head helplessly: "It's just to scare and scare him." I was afraid that he would not die, so he reacted and injured me. ”

Zhou Mo's face was full of black lines: "It seems that I am innocent." ”

"But I'm not a complete lie, I really learned taekwondo for two days when I was a child."

"Elementary school black belt?" Zhou Mo joked.

"No, I just studied for two days, really two days," Song Yan said: "I reported on the first day, and I skipped school halfway on the second day, and I never went again." ”

Zhou Mo felt like he had heard a cold joke, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice in embarrassment, "You are really ...... Don't lie to me. ”

I really didn't expect that the black belt in the primary school group was considered to be high on him.

Thinking of Shen Pan's settling down, Zhou Mo felt that this was the perfect time.

She asked: "You were so naughty when you were a child, you skipped class, you ran away from home when you grew up, and now you don't go home after May Day...... Was it too disobedient and kicked out of the house? ”

"No," Song Yan said: "When I was young, my parents didn't care much about me, and I was free-range from childhood to adulthood." They are true love, and I am accidental. After I went to elementary school, they traveled all over the world, both at home and abroad, and they thought of me and called me once a month. ”

Zhou Mo frowned, completely incomprehensible, "They are scientific researchers?" ”

"No, it's just a lot of money, and it's a panic."

"......" Zhou Mo was frightened by this Versailles language, and his strange gaze turned to Song Yan.

Song Yan was stared at uncomfortably, "Why are you looking at me like a neuropath?" ”

"You're pretty self-aware."

Song Yan was stunned for a while, "Who are you talking about?" ”

He explained: "My parents are minority shareholders in several companies, and they can live a very prosperous life by paying dividends every year. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been raised by them. When I was a child, I was still quite self-motivated and worked hard, guess what my mother said, she said: Son, you don't have to study so hard, it's useless, you are a doctoral graduate, and the three melons you earn every year are not as much as half of your father's stock dividends. ”

The corners of Zhou Mo's mouth twitched slightly, "Ultimate Versailles, I was hurt hard." ”

"It's really not Versailles, I still envy you for being a doctor," Song Yan said: "I just want to say that I used to be a good young man, but unfortunately, I had unreliable parents." ”

"So, you can't achieve anything, it's all thanks to your parents?"

"Almost, not 100 percent, 70 or 80 percent. In the month of my college entrance examination, they said that they would not go out to play anymore and accompanied me to take the college entrance examination. As a result, the night before the college entrance examination, they went out to play mahjong and came back at two o'clock in the middle of the night. No one woke up in the morning, no one called me, we overslept together, and I missed my first language exam. ”

"......" Zhou Mo was stunned, "No one else called you?" Your parents are not at home, and someone else has been hired to take care of you at home, right? No matter how bad it is, there should always be an alarm clock, right? ”

"My parents thought they were at home, so they gave the housekeeping aunt a holiday," Song Yan said, "I thought my parents should call me, so I didn't set the alarm clock." ”

Zhou Mo really admires this family of three.

"And then? Do you blame them? ”

"Of course it's not weird," Song Yan said, "It's not that I didn't get admitted to college, or I took three exams." My parents were quite happy, saying that I missed a course of exams, and it was good that I could still go to school. ”

"Uncle and aunt are so open-minded, if this were my parents, my legs might have been broken."

"My parents have never been very demanding of me, there is a saying that 'it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish', my parents don't think so, they think, there are ready-made fish, why bother to fish. The same is true for my education, the idea they instilled in me is that if the family has money, it can be spent, so why should I learn to earn money. ”

"I thought I was spoiled enough by my family, but I didn't expect you to be even more than me."

Song Yan smiled: "You are a girl, and a girl must be rich." I'm a man, how can I do it without suffering at all? Isn't this something that will be retributed later? Several companies in which my parents took shares were not managed well in the follow-up, and they lost money, and my family also plummeted. My dad started to get anxious and told me to go out and look for a job. I graduated from college at the time, and I was mixed all the way, I didn't know anything, I didn't want to do anything, and I became a family squat. ”