Chapter 17: I Have Hemorrhoids
"Passengers, welcome to bus 18, which runs from ...... Please sit tight and ride in a civilized manner. ”
"The people in front go back! It's such a big place in the back, squeeze it!! ”
As soon as he got into the car, Su Mu heard the elegant announcer's voice and the driver roaring at a loud voice.
During rush hour, buses are always overcrowded.
In Luoyang in October, the weather is hot, even at night, the air is still dry, especially in this small space, it makes people sweat.
All kinds of peculiar smells, the smell of sweat came to her face, the little girl habitually wrinkled her nose, and a wave of displeasure welled up on her little face.
"Stand in front of me!"
Su Mu whispered, and then protected Su Xiaomu in front of him, while he held on to the handle, waiting for the bus to start.
However, what the three of them didn't notice was that the two men in black also walked up with them, and they were standing behind them, with their backs to them.
Due to the small space, the passengers were shoulder to shoulder, so Su Mu didn't think about it so much.
But not long after the bus started, Su Mu noticed that something was wrong.
A hard stuff that was actually on his ass!
"Huh?!"
Su Mu was stunned at that time, is the current molested man so heavy-tasted?
You're really not picky!
He turned around and glared at the man in black viciously, but when he saw the appearance of the other party's tiger and bear's waist, he was a little stunned, and the cruel words that originally came to his mouth were swallowed back.
"Big brother, I have hemorrhoids, it's not very convenient to ......"
“???”
The other side looked at Su Mu with a bewildered expression, and the two of them stared at each other for five seconds.
Then the man in black looked down and immediately smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong position!" ”
Then, he lifted the hard item up a few centimeters and put it on Su Mu's waist.
The original sneering expression also became cold: "Don't move, rob!" ”
Su Mu looked at him and asked in a low voice, "You...... Robbery or robbery? ”
"Don't talk nonsense!" The other party lay in his ear and commanded in a low voice: "Get off the train at the next stop, if someone wants to see you and dare to resist, I will kill you with a knife!" ”
It seems to be a robbery......
Su Mu pursed his lips, looked down at Su Xiaomu, who was staring out the window with a serious face, and finally chose to compromise.
No way, it's better to lose your body than to lose your life, right?
"Fatty, you and Xiao Mu go back first, I'll go out and do something!" Su Mu tilted his head and said to Guo Lin.
The latter nodded stunnedly and didn't ask much.
But the little girl raised her little head and said, "Come back early, don't forget that you have to make me breakfast tomorrow morning!" ”
"I'll be back later!" Su Mu smiled and rubbed Su Xiaomu's head.
Subsequently, under the coercion of the other party, he got off the train at the next stop.
"Where are we going?" Su Mu hesitated: "You can't just find a place to start, right?" Somehow...... Looking for a hotel, shall we? ”
"What so much nonsense?!"
The other party raised his leg and kicked Su Mu's ass.
The latter suddenly roared angrily: "I told you that I have hemorrhoids, you kicked it badly, and it will be you who will be disgusted later!" ”
The two men in black glanced at Su Mu coldly, did not answer, but took out their mobile phones as if they were reporting.
"Young master, someone has been caught, where to take it?"
"Okay, understood, we'll go over now!"
After hanging up the phone, the two escorted Su Mu and walked towards a small alley not far behind.
Seeing this, Su Mu was angry!
Because the alley was only about 200 meters away from where they had just gotten on the bus.
Can you robbers be extra professional? Faster efficiency?!
spent a dollar for no reason, but as a result, he took a special stop, and the originally poor family made matters worse again!
Thinking of this, a murderous intent flashed in Su Mu's eyes!
It is estimated that these two robbers didn't expect that the hostages were thinking about how to kill them because of a dollar at this time!
This alley is built in the middle of two ancient style pavilions, due to the width problem, it is difficult to pass through vehicles, even if it is a battery car, it is difficult to pass when the wrong car is used, so there are very few passers-by. In addition, at this time, at night, the black rumbling is rumbling, and there are even fewer people who can walk this road.
As soon as he entered the alley, Su Mu saw a young man with white hair dyed in a suit, standing against the wall, with a cigarette in his mouth, like a social troubled boy.
Su Mu raised his eyebrows and stepped forward quietly.
"I'm a person who doesn't like overnight feuds. Generally, revenge is taken on the same day. Bai Mao looked at him and sneered: "Boy, I really think that if you climb Xue Hao's thigh, no one will be able to cure you, right?" ”
Su Mu groaned slightly and said, "Didn't they tell you that I have hemorrhoids?" ”
White Hair: "??? ”
Why am I settling old accounts with you, what hemorrhoids are you talking to me? You have hemorrhoids and have something to do with me?!
The white hair glared at Su Mu with a black face, and said coldly: "Your sister broke my brother's head, and I will abolish your arm, is it reasonable?" ”
"Unreasonable!" Su Mu decisively shook his head and vetoed.
"Really? So what makes sense, you say? Bai Mao asked with a sneer.
"Or ...... Do I cut a piece of hemorrhoids? Su Mu replied with a puzzled face.
It's as if cutting a piece of hemorrhoids is also a big loss!
The white-haired anger came up all of a sudden, why can't you get over hemorrhoids, can you?!
"Tie him up to Lao Tzu!" Bai Mao burst into a shout, turned around and took out a slinger from one of the bodyguards.
That look, it seems that he is about to break Su Mu's arm with his own hands!
Su Mu sighed slightly, are all the villains of this year so stupid?
He behaved so lightly, why did he still think he was a bully?
Click!
I saw that he shook his backhand, and then clasped the hand of a bodyguard holding him.
Then, with a slight twist, he broke the opponent's wrist!
"Ahh
Don't get me wrong, the other party didn't call out this 'ah'.
As soon as he was halfway through the call, Su Mu grabbed the other party's hand and stuffed it into the other party's mouth.
"Shhhh Be quiet, don't disturb passers-by! ”
If he attracts passers-by, won't he be exposed?
After stopping the screams, he then punched the other man in the head, and the latter immediately fell unconscious.
Lightly eliminated one bodyguard, and Su Mu resolutely used the same method to solve the other.
It's too late, it's too soon.
In fact, to solve the other party, Su Mu only took less than five seconds.
At this time, Bai Mao just returned to Su Mu with a throwing stick.
When he saw the latter so brave, Bai Mao's face suddenly looked as ugly as eating.
"What are you going to do?" Su Mu raised his eyebrows and asked.
Bai Mao was stunned for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "Brother Mu, I'll show you a talent, how about swallowing a stick?" ”
Su Mule said: "The technical content is too low, I'll give you a performance." ”
He grabbed the other party's tie and grinned: "This talent, it's called breaking big breasts empty-handed, get involved?" ”
"I ...... I was wrong, Brother Mu! Bai Mao immediately cried, and his voice burst into tears: "I'm confused, I'm an idiot, I shouldn't listen to slander, I'm sorry Brother Mu, I know it's wrong!" ”
Syllable!
His voice fell, and Su Mu really let go of him!
Bai Mao was reborn, collapsed on the ground and hugged Su Mu's thigh and wailed: "Brother Mu, I will be your most loyal dog leg in the future, you let me go east, I will never go west." Thank you Brother Mu, thank you Brother Mu for not killing him! ”
"You'd better thank Lao Tie for sending a big monster." Su Mu said with a sneer.
Bai Mao was stunned for a moment, and then followed Su Mu's line of sight, only to see that in the alley, there was a black shadow at some point.
The black shadow was very strange.
His head was very slender, and there seemed to be a pair of wings on his back, but he was lying on the ground, and his tail was raised high, like a scorpion tail!
The black shadow walked slowly, gradually revealing its own appearance, a monster with a deformed appearance.
The monster has a pair of black wings like a bat on its back, its head looks like some kind of canine creature, its four curled arms are like the claws of a mouse, and they are clasped to the ground, and the scorpion tail is normal, but the poisonous hook that leaks out is a full ten centimeters long!
This monster looked like a monster that slipped out of hell in a magic movie, and its body exuded the disgusting stench of the sewage pit, and it was looking up at the two of them with a hideous expression.
"Finally...... Got it! ”
The monster grinned, and it was actually a mouthful, and the voice was hoarse, as if it was blocked by the desert sand, which made people shudder.
"This ...... What the hell is this? ”
Bai Mao was so panicked that he sat down on the ground, his legs pushed back, his hands supported his body, and he moved backwards vigorously.
"Ha, haha. It's definitely a movie, yes, it's definitely a movie! The white fur yelled like crazy, intending to use this method to embolden himself!
Su Mu sneered: "I really want Xue Hao to see what you look like now, so that you can know how ridiculous your previous thoughts were!" ”
With delicate eyes, staring solemnly at the monster crawling forward, Su Mu's heart couldn't help but pinch up!
This is the second time he has encountered an alien, the last time, the other party was beaten by him and couldn't fight back, this time, will he still be so lucky?
He didn't know, but he had to give it his all.
The lion fights the rabbit, and still uses all his strength.
What's more, he's facing a monster?!
Just, why is this monster here? And why do you want to attack them? There are so many people on the street, isn't there one who finds the other?
Su Mu believes that as long as one person finds out, he will yell like Bai Mao, causing a wide range of panic, and after that, there should be professionals to solve this thing!
But it's a pity that until this moment, except for them, no one has discovered the existence of the monster, and the white hair's yelling has not attracted anyone's onlookers!
Su Mu's brows frowned slightly, at this time, he couldn't wait to clear the dungeon and harvest the teleportation.
With this plug-in, now that he is afraid that he has arrived at home, how can he be in such a dangerous situation now?
"Whew~"
He let out a soft breath of air, dismissing the reverie in his mind, and now he needed to think about how to survive the monster's fangs.
Bang!
Suddenly, a burst of smoke and dust exploded, caused by the monster's retreat!
The other party moved, and the speed was so fast that people couldn't see clearly.
Su Mu only felt that a black shadow flashed in front of him, and when he looked at it again, the monster had already pounced two meters in front of him!
At the last moment, he quickly ducked his head to dodge, and a donkey rolled under the monster, picking up two stones on the ground.
After stabilizing his body, he barely had a foresight, and with a flick of his wrist, he shot out the stones in his hand!
Bang bang!
Two muffled sounds came, Su Mu looked fixedly, and his heart sank!
The two stones that shot into the monster's eyes actually hit each other's eyelids, and then they were bounced away!
His strength is completely insufficient to break through the monster's copper skin and iron bones!
"Now, I'm in trouble......"