Guo Lin woke up, but he was very unhappy.

Everyone fantasizes about what abilities they will awaken and what they will do after awakening their superpowers, but Guo Lin is trying his best to hide the truth of his awakening.

Does farting breathe fire?

This and who is pregnant can be ranked as the two most bizarre superpowers in history!

Su Mu fully believes that a strange superpower like Guo Lin is definitely unique in the country, and even the only one in the world.

Thinking of this, Su Mu patted the other party's shoulder and comforted: "Don't be discouraged, fatty, at least you have awakened, haven't you?" And you're the only awakened person in the world who can unleash superpowers with a fart. ”

"But this thing is completely out of control!" Guo Lin replied with a bitter face: "What should I do when I have diarrhea?" You can't make an iron toilet that won't burn out, right? ”

"And, what if I'm in danger and I can't let it go? What's the use of this broken power? ”

Seeing that Guo Lin wanted to die, Su Mu opened his mouth, and he didn't know how to comfort the other party.

Although there are pros and cons to everything, this situation is ...... He really couldn't figure out where the advantage was!

After a slight sigh, Su Mu said, "Or...... Have you been eating more sweet potatoes and onions lately to practice self-control? ”

Guo Lin was stunned for a moment, then turned around and lay on the table and cried: "I hate onions the most!" ”

The classmates next to him didn't know what was going on, and looked at Guo Lin with a confused expression, thinking to himself, why does this dead fat man keep hugging his head and crying recently?

looked at the two of them suspiciously, and Su Mu couldn't help but blush.

The morning passed quickly, and after Su Mu listened to the theoretical class of awakening, he continued to think about how to gain Lin Muyun's favorability.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with any good way, so I had to ask Guo Lin without shame.

But looking at the latter's immortal appearance, he really couldn't bear to stimulate the other party.

Ask a person who has just fallen out of love how to chase a girl, isn't this rubbing salt on the other party's wounds?

Shaking his head helplessly, Su Mu had to act on his own.

When eating in the cafeteria at noon, Su Mu came to Lin Muyun's side.

The latter looked up and saw that it was Su Mu, smiled slightly, and greeted: "Why didn't you go with Guo Lin today?" ”

Su Mu casually replied with an excuse: "Oh, he said he wanted to eat some onions, so he went out to buy them himself." ”

"Onions?" Lin Muyun was stunned for a moment, pointed to a window in the cafeteria and said, "There's it there!" ”

"I'm talking raw." After Su Mu sat down, he looked Lin Muyun up and down.

The latter blushed and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

"You're a little different today than you were yesterday." Su Mu replied.

"Is there one? What's the difference? Lin Muyun looked down at what she was wearing and asked curiously.

Su Mu grinned and said, "It's better than yesterday!" ”

He carefully observed the changes in Lin Muyun's expression to see if the other party would be happy because of this.

This is the earthy love story he searched for in the morning, saying that it can adjust the atmosphere and increase the girl's favorability towards him.

Lin Muyunqiao's face was slightly red, and she replied in a low voice: "What are you talking nonsense? ”

Looking at the girl's delicate appearance, Su Mu was overjoyed and hurriedly checked her favorability.

It's a pity that not a single point has risen.

Su Mu was extremely disappointed, and sure enough, the words on the Internet were all lies. He pursed his lips helplessly and replied casually: "It's nothing, let's eat." ”

“？？？”

Lin Muyun looked at the other party with wide eyes, how did he change so fast? One second you praised people for their good looks, and the next second you ignored them?

Out of the girl's reserve and politeness, she still whispered back: "Thank you." ”

"Huh?" Su Mu was stunned for a moment and asked, "Thank you for what?" ”

"Thank you for complimenting me on my good looks!" Lin Muyun's beautiful eyes were bent, like a waning moon, biting the chopsticks, very cute.

Su Mu was slightly stunned, nodded and said, "Well, it's really good-looking." ”

Lin Muyun's good-looking is recognized, otherwise she would not have been selected as a civilian school flower.

However, she is not good at communicating with people on weekdays, and she generally keeps a certain distance from people, no matter who she talks to, she is also soft and polite.

is as cute as it is now, and I'm afraid it's the first time I've shown it in front of outsiders.

Su Mu smiled bitterly in his heart, this Raushzi's favorability will not change from friendship to love, right?

He is now poor and sour, and he dares to delay the beauty there.

After having this worry, Su Mu did not continue to get closer to the relationship between the two, and after eating calmly, he wanted to get up and leave.

Unexpectedly, Lin Muyun suddenly said: "Put the bowl here, I'll help you wash it later." ”

"What's so embarrassing about that?" Su Muwan refused.

Lin Muyun snatched the other party's dishes and chopsticks and replied: "You have helped me so much, you don't need to be polite to me for these little things, you can give me the dishes and chopsticks after eating in the future, and I will help you wash them!" ”

The girl's strong attitude made Su Mu couldn't help but be stunned, and then watched in a daze as the other party walked towards the pool with the two of them's dishes and chopsticks.

Help with the dishes?

How is it getting more and more like something between high school couples?

Su Mu shook his head, feeling that this task should be put aside for a while.

Don't come up with any moths of early love, he and Su Xiaomu are almost unable to open the pot now, how can they afford this.

The afternoon class was also boring, but Su Mu listened very seriously, mainly trying to use this method to divert attention!

But the more this happened, the more I remembered the scene where the girl walked towards the pool with his chopsticks.

In fact, this scene was fantasized by Su Mu two years ago.

At that time, he was still in his first year of high school, his aura had not recovered, and he had no system, just an ordinary high school student, just studying better.

At that time, it was almost the same as now, just as poor, and I knew that I was not worthy of a relationship at all.

But how many young people are not springy?

Looking at those little couples in pairs, even if he is more mature than ordinary high school students, he can't completely ignore it!

Now, he is past that age, but the scene he once looked forward to was born so easily.

Call~

Gently exhaling a breath of turbidity, Su Mu didn't plan to continue listening, and directly chose to sleep with his head down.

As for the Rausch favorability, let it go, it's just a side quest anyway.

After school in the evening, Su Mu left the school very early.

He hadn't forgotten that someone was going to trouble him, and since he said that he wouldn't give the other party a chance, he wouldn't act alone.

After receiving Su Xiaomu, the two returned home smoothly.

At this time, the new neighbor next door has moved in, and the lights are on.

After thinking for a while, Su Mu said to Su Xiaomu, "You go back first." ”

The latter didn't care, and entered the small courtyard with a small schoolbag.

Su Mu walked towards his new neighbor's house.

Bang bang!

After knocking lightly, a middle-aged woman opened the door, and when she saw Su Mu, she asked suspiciously, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Su Mu smiled and said: "Hello, I'm next door, I saw that the new neighbor has moved in, so I came over to say hello to you, and we can help each other in the future." ”

"Yes, you can!" The woman smiled and nodded back.

Su Mu took the opportunity to look into the room twice, rubbed his hands embarrassedly, and asked, "Can I go in and sit?" I didn't bring the key, and the family hasn't come back yet. ”

The woman was about to say something, when an old voice came from inside the room: "Let him in." ”

Hearing this familiar voice, Su Mu's face collapsed at that time: "That, I suddenly remembered that the key may be under the bricks at the door, so I won't bother!" ”

Unexpectedly, the woman suddenly grabbed him by the collar and pulled him into the house without saying a word.

The strength is so great, I'm afraid that Su Mu won't be able to break free with a strong hanging.

After entering the hall, seeing the face that was not unfamiliar, but not particularly familiar, Su Mu said helplessly: "I guessed that it was you." ”

Guilong replied with a smile: "What? Look at you like this, don't you want to see me? ”

Su Mu spread his hands and said, "You are asking people to go through the back door for me, and you moved next door to my house, what do you want to do?" ”

Guilong stroked his beard and laughed: "Less narcissistic, who said I came for you?" I'm just looking for a secluded and quiet place to live my life. ”

"Do you believe that?" Su Mu replied with a roll of his eyes.

Guilong laughed and said, "None of this matters. Importantly, we haven't officially met yet. ”

"Little guy, my name is Guilong, you should know your identity, right? What about you? ”

Su Mu pursed his lips, sat on the leather sofa casually, half-lay down in a comfortable posture, and replied: "Three generations of my ancestors have been investigated by you clearly, right?" What are you still asking here? ”

"You're wrong." Guilong replied solemnly: "I really haven't investigated the identity of your parents, you are like a wild child who jumped out of a stone, and appeared in the Begonia Orphanage out of thin air. ”

Su Mu raised his eyebrows and replied casually: "Maybe they also think that abandoning children is easy to be punished by God, so they are a little secretive." ”

"......" Guilong glared at the other party and said, "After all, it's your parents, speak politely." ”

"What does it have to do with you?" Su Mu glanced at the other party, completely unconcerned about the identity of the other party, and did not give face at all: "I said that I can't join you, and you don't have to continue to waste time." ”

"Also, when you are old, can't you find a big villa and a house with a sea view? What are you running blindly? It's a mess in the north of Daobei, be careful that your valuable things are stolen by thieves! ”

"What does it have to do with you?" Guilong returned this sentence to Su Mu as it was: "If I lose it, I will buy it again, the old man lacks everything else, but he is not short of money!" ”

Su Mu did not refute this.

The annual salary of a supernumerary staff member has reached 200,000 yuan, can you imagine the staff person?

With an identity like Luo Nanchu, how can he have an annual salary of one million, right?

What about those dragon chiefs? It won't have reached the annual salary of 10 million, right?

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that this special department was too dangerous, Su Mu would really want to join the other party, at least he wouldn't have to worry about eating and drinking, wouldn't he?

Seeing Su Mu's contemplative appearance, Gui Long keenly captured the other party's thoughts, and then said, "How about this? You first experience a period of time in the supernumerary, I will give you double the salary, as long as you meet my requirements, you will be immediately added to the establishment, with an annual salary of 500,000! ”

"Not interested!" Su Mu decisively refused.

Director Long's tens of millions of annual salaries are still hesitant, and he wants to buy his life for just 500,000 yuan? Who to look down on?

"Don't come to my house to wander around without anything else, my sister is afraid of life and is easy to bite!" Su Mu rolled his eyes, then got up and left here.