Chapter 45: A Hasty Gamble (Part II)
"Cousin Qi, if you bet on these, you will bully me......" Zhou Daoan obviously would not agree to bet on the project that he would lose.
"Well, that's right...... These games, not to mention you, the fourth, there is no one in the entire Yuzhang County who is better than me......"
This week, the Dodge is in full swing, but it is also down. He muttered to himself, and then proposed several gambling methods, but Zhou Daoan thought that he had no chance of winning, so he refused them all.
"Ah, there it is!" Zhou Daoqi suddenly rolled his eyes, and said as if he was thinking about it, "I got a new one...... Fun stuff! If you haven't seen it, I'll show it to you, and if you can guess what it's for, you'll win! How is it? It's the easiest way to gamble, and if it makes me think, I'm out of the question! ”
"Hmm......" Zhou Daoan groaned slightly. He doesn't have a prescient sense of what Zhou Daoqi said about the strange things. But he finally has an understanding beyond this age and this era, and now this is a project that he has a chance of winning.
Looking at Zhou Daoqi's faintly impatient expression, Zhou Daoan nodded in agreement.
"Quick, Qingming, come here!" As soon as he saw Zhou Daoan nodding, Zhou Daoqi immediately leaned out and called the little scholar who was waiting outside the car.
"You go ......" Zhou Daoqi pressed Qingming's ears and put his hands together, as if he was afraid that Zhou Daoan would hear something, and ordered.
Qingming nodded twice, with an idiotic smile on her face, answered in a shrill voice, and ran away quickly.
After less than a meal, Qing Ming ran back quickly. I don't know if it's the hot weather or what, his face actually blushes, if he hadn't known that he was a man, it would have been possible to think of him as a girl from a distance.
Qing Ming carried a burden in her hand, walked to the carriage, and handed the burden over. Zhou Daoqi picked it up in the carriage, and when he saw the size of the burden in his hand, he couldn't help frowning, and said:
"How did you get such a big bag?"
Qing Ming's face turned a little redder again, and he said half-coquettishly and half-complainingly: "Young master, you still say!" How can such a thing be taken out with swagger......"
Zhou Daoqi was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, pinched Qingming's face, and laughed a little uncontrollably, "Hahaha...... yes, yes, blame me for not thinking it through, hahahaha......"
Xiao Gui looked at it from the side, and rolled his eyes - where is the relationship between this Qingming and Young Master Qi is still the scholar and the master? This is obvious...... Obviously...... Xiao Gui who is "still young" can't find a suitable adjective, so he can only secretly rejoice that the young master of his family does not have that kind of bad habits.
Although Zhou Daoan was also tired of the intimate behavior of the two, he had a gambling contract, and he paid more attention to what Qing Ming brought. Seeing Qing Ming's demeanor and language, and seeing a lot of baggage and the time when Qing Ming left and returned, he silently calculated in his heart.
Where did Zhou Daoqi notice that Zhou Daoan had already begun to observe and analyze? After he finished laughing, he still couldn't help laughing, let out a small "hehe" two bad laughs, and then untied the burden in three or two clicks.
Zhou Daoan's eyes were sharp, and the moment the burden was opened, he saw that it was covered with a gauze that was as thin as a cicada's wings, and under the gauze clothes, there were several books with indigo covers, and the cover of the top book was written with the words "Inverted Phoenix Upside Down" - it was this "Uncle Huang"!
"Ha, fourth, you're also smart, do you want to see the clues from the things in my baggage? I'm not afraid to tell you, this thing is not something from my Han Domain, you have never seen it! You don't have to bother guessing, just admit defeat, hahahaha......" Zhou Daoqi laughed again as he spoke, and couldn't hide his pride at all - it's so smart to come up with this thing to gamble! Even if this fourth child scratches his head, he can't think of it......
After that, Zhou Daoqi finally took out the thing from under the baggage.
It was an ebony strip about a foot long and two fingers thick, slightly curvatured, and both ends were polished to a fairly rounded end, and at the top of one end was a lump the size of a pigeon's egg, which looked like a slender mushroom as a whole......
Zhou Daoqi put this thing on the mat in the carriage, pushed it in front of Zhou Daoan, and said with a wicked smile: "Fourth, this thing is in front of you, guess it!" Hahaha......"
laughed twice, but saw that Zhou Daoan didn't look at it or ask questions, just looked at himself with disgust.
"Uh...... Why, you can't guess the fourth? You can get started and take a look......" Zhou Daoqi didn't know what to do, and prompted.
"Get started? Such a disgusting thing for me to get my hands on? Cousin Qi, you are such a genius, you can figure it out......" Zhou Daoan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Hey, how can this thing be disgusting? Isn't that ...... Yes! Could it be you...... Actually guessed? Zhou Daoqi subconsciously wanted to refute, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly reacted and glared at Zhou Daoan in surprise.
"Is this still a guess? I knew it at first sight...... I said, cousin, you really know how to 'play'! Zhou Daoan couldn't help but sneer.
Zhou Daoqi didn't pay attention to the sharpness in Zhou Daoan's words at all, he directly grabbed the thing, held it up in front of Zhou Daoan and shook it, and said: "This thing is not on the market at all, it was brought back from the Taixi Regions by the Dapeng family for business, how can you ...... Yes, fourth, you must be lying to me! ”
"Don't ...... Third brother, you take it farther away, don't touch me - this thing that walks the valley road is really unhygienic! Zhou Daoan couldn't help but duck back, so as not to be poked in the face by this thing.
"Gu Dao? Yes! You really know! Zhou Daoqi caught the key words in Zhou Daoan's words and couldn't help but be surprised!
Although Zhou Daoan didn't say what it was, the word "Gu Dao" suddenly pointed out how to use this thing! Well, although it can not only be used on the "valley road......
But how did a nerd like Zhou Laosi know the usefulness of this thing? Although this shape is alluded to the thing under the man's crotch, it is still relatively obscure, and it is not very clear.
Could it be that the fourth child also has such a one? No, it won't! Dapeng's kid was still mysterious when he "offered treasure" to himself, and repeatedly said that "the strange things that came out of the palace after the queen of Taixi became a widow are rare in Taixi......".
Yes, this thing, if it was Zhou Daoan's predecessor, would definitely not know why. But Zhou Daoan, who is from modern times and has also been baptized by various small movies, where can he not see what this thing is?
It comes in many names, boudoir friend, surrogate boyfriend, massage stick, dildo...... In modern society, this thing has long been popularized, and the shape is even more varied. The root in front of me can only be regarded as simple......
As for why it was used to "walk the valley road...... You can see Ming's "happy" and shy smile, and you don't know what good things Zhou Daoqi has done with it?
Well, I can't think about it, the picture is too heavy......
Zhou Daoan forcibly suppressed the discomfort in his heart, looked at Zhou Daoqi's eyes wide in disbelief, and reluctantly added:
"It's not lonely to have this deep boudoir, but it can be as long as the fire dragon is seven inches...... Cousin Qi, you should believe it now, right? ”
"Ahh Zhou Daoqi was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, and carefully tasted Zhou Daoan's two "poems", and knew that the fourth child really knew.
"What a poem!" Zhou Daoqi couldn't help but praise.
Then, he tapped the palm of his hand with the thing like a folding fan, and frowned, and cried out in a depressed voice:
"I'm mad too! How can anyone know about such a strange thing?! That kid must have lied to me! ”
"I said Qitang...... Third brother ......" Zhou Daoan looked at Zhou Daoqi and shouted angrily, and couldn't help but remind, "There are a lot of bacteria in Gu Dao...... Uh, toxins! Don't put it next to your face...... Otherwise, it will affect your handsome and dashing face, third brother......"
Seeing that Zhou Daoqi was aggrieved and annoyed, but did not mean to cheat, Zhou Daoan couldn't help but laugh a little. Subconsciously, the concept of this cousin, who was not a good first impression, has changed - although Dodge is ridiculous and willful this week, it is also innocent and cute!
"Ahh Zhou Daoqi heard another scream, threw the thing in his hand and threw it directly into Qing Ming's arms outside the carriage.
"Qingming, have you cleaned it carefully!" Zhou Daoqi roared angrily.
"Slave maid...... I washed it carefully with fragrant pancreas last night, okay......" Qingming muttered aggrievedly.
Zhou Daoqi vented, suddenly rolled his eyes, looked at Xiao Gui outside the carriage who had not come back to his senses, and laughed again. I saw him get up simply, jump out of the car, grab the thing from Qing Ming's arms, pinch it with two fingers, and throw it to Xiao Gui.
Xiao Gui subconsciously caught it, looking dazed.
"Hahaha...... Xiao Gui, this is a good thing, for your young master! Turn back and let your young master ...... Hahahaha, he knows how to use it anyway, hahaha......"
Seeing that Zhou Daoan's face was ugly, Zhou Daoqi immediately felt that he had won a game! The mood is also a lot better! After that, leaving behind the ignorant Xiao Gui and the ugly Zhou Daoan, Zhou Daoqi greeted Qing Ming and the others and returned to the Huizi Building, and did not forget to turn around and say as he walked: "I am willing to lose the bet, fourth, let's go to Liuyue Pavilion tonight......"
Zhou Daoan looked at the back of this unreliable cousin and couldn't help but shake his head. A little farce, after all, let him get what he wanted, and he went to Liuyue Pavilion tonight, I can't say it, I have to think about it carefully.
"Let's go, go home!" Zhou Daoan commanded, Da Chun immediately jumped into the car and drove the horses, while Xiao Gui followed into the carriage.
"Young Master Ange'er, what is this? Young Master Qi gave it to you, is it really a good thing? How can I see Ming's face...... So strange? ”
The car gurgled and didn't go far, and Xiao Gui, who couldn't hold back his curiosity, opened his mouth to ask. Invisibly, it is as if the fire of gossip is burning!
…… Well, little Guizi, you curiosity that has nowhere to put it!