Chapter 358: The Great Joke of the World
Emperor?
Who does this man call the emperor?
The master of the emperor and the son of heaven can be called the emperor's master.
The people standing on the Zhao family's boat island are either from the Zhao family or from the warrior monk hall, and the rest of Guanlan is also a master of the martial arts world at the other end of the ancient road.
These people have nothing to do with the word emperor.
The two sides are getting closer and closer.
The painting boat led many warships and stopped twenty meters in front of Zhaojiachuan Island.
The distance of twenty meters is enough for people on both sides to see each other clearly.
At this time, Zhao Peng understood that the person standing on the deck of the painting boat and shouting salute was wearing a yellow robe embroidered with a five-clawed golden dragon!
In the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, although the identity of a martial arts master can be side by side with the most powerful magnates, there may be only one person who wears a dragon robe.
Even if others want to wear a dragon robe, they dare to wear it secretly at home, if they dare to wear a dragon robe in front of the public, and swagger through the market, they will definitely be attacked by the masters of the entire Eastern Tang Dynasty.
Just because among the many precepts of the warrior monk's hall, there is one that strives to maintain the imperial power of the Tang Dynasty.
The main hall of warrior monks has 3,000 warrior monks.
As for the masters at the level of the Great Grandmaster of the Xuanmen, no one in the world knows how many of them are hidden in the Warrior Monk Hall, who dares to offend the Warrior Monk Hall easily?
So, standing on the deck of the painting boat and shouting at the Zhao family, the identity of the person who shouted "Emperor Master" to everyone in the Zhao family was already clear in everyone's hearts.
"Why is Your Majesty here?"
The monk walked to the bow of the boat first and bowed to the Tang Emperor.
Just now, when the imperial capital order left and led many ships to retreat, the monk Immortal changed his clothes again.
"It turned out that the monk immortal predecessor was here, and today the monk immortal predecessor specially put on new clothes, could it be that he is an unknown prophet, a clever calculation, and calculated that I want to come here to worship the teacher, so I put on a new dress, and I want to preside over the apprenticeship ceremony for me?"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty nodded at the monk immortal, with a smile on his face, and said: "I have already decided, I must worship Zhao Peng as the emperor!"
"Why?"
The monk immortal asked, "Aren't there a few Taifu in the court who specialize in teaching Your Majesty?"
"Taifu is useless! It's all about the law of the ancestors, my ears can hear the cocoon coming, it's annoying, let them teach me to let me survive and not die, it's better to worship His Excellency Zhao Peng as the emperor's teacher, learn his means of breaking the sky-covering tower with a sword, and break all the laws of the ancestors. ”
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty expressed his chest directly, without any concealment, even the blank look in his eyes disappeared without a trace at this time, and only the enthusiasm that burned like a flame was left in his eyes, "In this martial arts world, the strong are respected! Although I am the emperor, no one in the court is willing to listen to me, this must be because my strength is not strong." As long as I succeed in learning art here with the emperor and become the great master of the Xuanmen sect one day, they will be obedient and obedient. ”
"Your Majesty!"
Monk Immortal said: "There are also martial arts masters in the palace, and there are also great masters of the Xuanmen, why does Your Majesty have to go near and far and come here to apprentice?"
This remark is like a scoop of cold water, poured on the heart of the Tang Emperor.
"The monk is immortal!"
The face of the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty was cold, and he pointed at the monk immortal, but his eyes were dazed, and he asked coldly: "Do you even have to fight against me everywhere? I want to come here to learn the arts, what does it matter to you?"
"Hahahaha...... That's a good point! The Tang Dynasty is right, old man, what kind of green onion are you, can you manage this matter?"
Zhao Shanhe laughed, went straight to the side of the monk immortal, pushed hard with both hands, and pushed the monk immortal far away, "I would have been annoyed by you a long time ago, if it weren't for the friendship between your warrior monk hall and my Zhao family, if it weren't for the sake of your ancestor in the warrior monk hall, Lao Tzu would have done it to you a long time ago." ”
Although the monk's immortal strength was strong, he did not guard against Zhao Shanhe, and was pushed by Zhao Shanhe to stagger back a few steps, and then he closed his mouth, sat cross-legged on the ground, closed his eyes again, and said nothing.
"Hey!"
Zhao Shanhe raised his chin towards the Tang Dynasty Emperor and asked, "Little Emperor, do you really want to worship my Zhao family master as a teacher?"
Although the Tang Dynasty is not very old, he is just a teenager, and his age is not much different from Zhao Peng, and it is appropriate to say that he is a little emperor.
"The head of the Zhao family?"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty didn't care about Zhao Shanhe calling him the little emperor, but was very happy and asked, "Is Your Excellency Zhao Peng, who broke through the sky-covering tower, the head of your Zhao family?"
"Of course!"
Zhao Shanhe nodded and said: "I, the head of the Zhao family, I don't talk much on weekdays, so if you have anything to say, just say it." If the head of the family is in a good mood, he will answer you a few words. If he is in a good mood, he may really take you as an apprentice. ”
"That's good, that's good. ”
The emperor of the Tang Dynasty nodded again and again, and a smile appeared on his face again.
At this moment, Father-in-law Miao stepped forward, raised his arm, pinched out an orchid finger, and pointed at Zhao Shanhe.
"Presumptuous!"
Gonggong Miao's voice was screeching, and his tone was cold, "What is the crime of speaking disrespectfully in front of His Majesty?"
Zhao Shanhe simply closed his mouth, took a few steps back, and returned to Zhao Peng's side.
Gonggong Miao said to the Tang Dynasty again: "Your Majesty, you are the king of a country and the lord of all peoples, and you should have the bearing of a king." Today, even if His Majesty is here to learn from a teacher, he only needs Corporal Lixian, why should he be like a reckless man, and besides, this person is not the head of the Zhao family, how can he make decisions for His Excellency Zhao Peng?"
"Humph!"
The Tang Tianzi snorted lightly, pinched his tone, straightened his chest, and stood up straight. Although he is young, he has led 100,000 miles of rivers and mountains in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and has lived on people for a long time, and he is a king.
At this time, there is finally a sense of heaven that overflows on the Tang Dynasty.
Zhao Shanhe was stunned, and was immediately shocked by the bearing of the Tang Emperor.
Vaguely, he only felt that there was a coiling dragon, rising from the Tang Dynasty Emperor, the coiling dragon opened its teeth and danced its claws, covering the four fields, covering all directions, and bullying people out of breath.
Although the emperor is small, he is still the emperor.
The king of a country really has the air of a king.
"Dare to ask, who is Your Excellency Zhao Peng?"
The Tang Emperor's tone was soothing, but no one could refuse, and when he spoke, the little emperor had also been in the martial arts and bowed his hand to the front.
"Your Majesty is polite!"
Zhao Peng returned the salute.
"Ahh......h You're Zhao Peng?"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty was dumbfounded, glared at Zhao Peng and looked at it, and said, "I, I thought that you should at least be middle-aged!"
After an instant, the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty came back to his senses and said with emotion: "I didn't expect Your Excellency to be so young, almost the same age as me, but you can cultivate to the realm of the Great Grandmaster of Xuanmen, and break through the Heavenly Tower with one sword." ”
Zhao Peng smiled slightly and said, "Your Majesty came just in time, and I also have one thing to discuss with Your Majesty." ”
"Your Excellency has something to say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree!"
The eyes of the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty once again appeared like a fiery enthusiasm, and he said: "I came here today to worship Your Excellency as a teacher. ”
"I'll talk about apprenticeship later. ”
Zhao Peng shook his head, glanced at the imperial capital Ling Mo Yang who was standing on a warship behind the side of the painting boat, and said slowly: "Not long ago, the imperial capital Ling Mo Yang signed an IOU, written in black and white, clearly ...... written."
"Leave this matter to me!"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty agreed, and almost patted his chest and swore to the sky.
Mo Yang's face turned dark, and he was almost so angry that he vomited blood.
Previously, he abandoned the ship and left, thinking that he would take all kinds of means, live or die to repay the debt, and even asked the wicked to sue first, beat Zhao Peng upside down, instigated hundreds of civil and military officials in the court, dispatched a large army, sent masters, and attacked Zhao Peng first.
Unexpectedly, not long after leaving Zhaojiachuan Island, he met the painting boat of the Tang Dynasty.
When his subordinates met the emperor, they naturally went to meet him.
Unexpectedly, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty didn't say a word, so he asked the imperial capital to follow him with the city protection fleet, Mo Yang had no choice but to appear in front of Zhao Peng again, but he didn't expect Zhao Peng to directly mention the debt he owed.
"Hahaha, the little emperor is a cheerful person!"
Zhao Shanhe saw that Zhao Peng didn't mean to continue speaking, so he pointed to the dragon and phoenix carved outside the cabin of the painting boat behind the emperor, and said: "Little emperor, your dragon boat, the cabin is all made of gold, and the eyes of the dragon and phoenix are inlaid with priceless pearls and jade. Now with your words, I am relieved. Even if Mo Yang refuses to admit it, we just need to find you, the little emperor. Little emperor, you are the king of a country, you must be a talker. ”
"Of course!"
The little emperor raised his chin and said: "I am the Son of Heaven, Jinkou Yuyan, and my exit is constitutional!"
"It's a matter of words!"
Zhao Peng stared at the little emperor for a long time, and suddenly asked again: "Your Majesty said that you want to apprentice, is this true?"
Although the eyes of the Tang Tianzi were still a little dazed, his face was slightly red from the stimulation of Zhao Peng's questioning tone, and he said categorically: "You have no jokes!"
Zhao Peng said: "You have a territory of 100,000 miles in the Tang Dynasty, rich in the four seas, Your Majesty is a king, there is no shortage of martial arts masters around you, and there is no shortage of exercises and secrets, why do you want to worship me as a teacher?"
"The Sky Covering Tower is standing, and only after Your Excellency came, did you break through the Sky Covering Tower!"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty shook himself to the ground and gave a big salute, with a sincere tone, "I beg Your Excellency, teach me the method of breaking the sky-covering tower!"
"My Zhao family has been inherited from ancient times, and the secret martial arts methods in my family cannot be cultivated by people who are not of my Zhao family's bloodline. Even if I become Your Majesty's Imperial Master, Your Majesty will not be able to obtain my Zhao family's martial arts inheritance. ”
Zhao Peng shook his head, stared at the increasingly disappointed eyes of the Tang Emperor, changed his words, and said: "However, I see that Your Majesty always has a look of confusion in her eyes, I am afraid that what Your Majesty lacks is not the world's outstanding martial arts inheritance, but the courage to break through the Heavenly Tower! If Your Majesty is seeking courage, I can be Your Majesty's imperial teacher." ”
"I ...... No, disciple ......"
The Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty slammed to the ground again, and shouted in his mouth: "Disciple, meet Mr.!"
"Your Majesty, please come over and talk about it!"
Zhao Peng nodded and accepted the emperor's gift.
Zhao Shanhe took advantage of the fact that the emperor had not yet come, and asked quietly: "Wuji, do you know why the head of the family wants to accept the emperor as a disciple?"
Zhao Wuji replied: "We want to take the affairs in Datang into our hands. If you want to know Luo'er's news as soon as she enters the Eastern Earth Datang, you want to know Luo'er's news as soon as possible. With three thousand warrior monks in the main hall alone, I am afraid that it is not enough. This Tang Dynasty Emperor is the king of a country, and the head of the family accepts him as a disciple, although it will cause a lot of trouble, but the benefits outweigh the disadvantages. ”
Hearing this, Zhao Peng nodded.
This is exactly what Zhao Peng intended when he agreed to be the emperor.
However, in the eyes of the imperial capital Ling Moyang, and the emperor's father-in-law Miao, it was simply a child's play!
It's like a kid playing tricks.
How can the position of emperor be so easily granted to a young man who is not as weak as a crown?
It's ......
It's a ridiculous joke!