Chapter 1 What the hell?
Hey, it's hot! Wang Fan wiped the sweat on his forehead, this summer, the temperature is almost 40 degrees now. I scooped a scoop of cold water in the water tank and drank half full. Feeling a little comfortable all over his body, Wang Fan wondered if he had to go to the river to take a bath. Just do it, Wang Fan walked towards the river.
As soon as Wang Fan was about to walk to the river, he saw Ma Ling'er, the village flower in the village, washing clothes by the river. Wang Fan's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but walk over and tease Ma Ling'er.
Yo....
Isn't this the village flower of our village? On this hot day, I also came out to wash clothes.
Do you want my brother to wash it for you? My brother hasn't washed other girls!
Ma Ling'er rolled her eyes and said: Stay where it is cool. Brushing his clothes on his own.
Ma Linger suddenly looked at Wang Fan who had been staring at a certain part of her, and suddenly felt ashamed and angry!
He threw the brush in his hand towards Wang Fan.
Wang Fan hurriedly dodged, Ma Ling'er had already killed him, and Wang Fan ran out with a roll.
.... Bastard... Dead perverts... You don't run....
Listening to the scolding of the girl behind her, Wang Fansa ran even happier. Wang Fan felt that Ma Ling'er was a little overreacting, didn't he just take a look, did he need to chase the whole village? It's a bad feeling to be chased! Wang Fan sighed as he ran.
Wang Fan shouted to Ma Ling'er behind him while running: I said Ma Ling'er, don't chase after you, it won't have a good impact if it goes out. What do you mean by saying that you are a big girl with yellow flowers, chasing me so desperately as a single unmarried young man? Don't you have a crush on me? Wang Fan said in his mouth, but the speed under his feet was not slow at all, and he always kept a distance of a few meters and more than ten meters from Ma Ling'er, not only to prevent Ma Ling'er from catching up with him, but also to look back at Ma Ling'er, and from time to time she could shout a few words, she could also hear it.
Wang Fan, you bastard, you dare to peek at the old lady.... Ma Linger was embarrassed to say it! When she mentioned what happened just now, Ma Ling'er was angry.
Didn't I say it all on purpose? Wang Fan explained, while deliberately teasing Ma Ling'er: "Besides, you are wearing clothes, I have seen a lot of pieces of meat, what's wrong?"
You bastard! You son of a bitch! Ma Linger said with tears in her eyes, bent down and picked up a small stone, and threw it towards Wang Fan.
Ouch, I'll go, you're really throwing a stone at me! "Being hit by a stone, Wang Fan's feet are faster. However, when he ran forward, Wang Fanye still looked back from time to time at the two shaking balls on Ma Ling'er's chest during running. It's worth it today, and it's worth it to be stoned to death!
"Run, you're going to run again?" Ma Ling'er stopped, and looked at Wang Fan with her hands on her hips.
Wang Fan forgot to look at it, I was a grass, when he forgot to go forward, he really wanted to cry without tears. Because I was patronizing to see Ma Ling'er when I ran, I didn't look at the road in front of me, so I ran to a place where water was on three sides by the river and died. Where are you going?
Is this going down the river or swimming? Wang Fan couldn't think too much, so he took off his shirt and pants directly and decisively, wearing only a pair of small pants, and looked at Ma Linger with provocative eyes.
Seeing Wang Fan like this, Ma Linger scolded loudly that the hooligan is a pervert, and then quickly covered his eyes with his hands, Wang Fan, a bastard bastard and a big hooligan, actually dared to play hooligan in broad daylight!
"Wang Fan, do you believe it or not, I'm going to tell the village chief that you're a hooligan? You're a dead pervert," the fingers covering her eyes left a slit, and Ma Linger said with a blushing heart beat.
Wang Fan said with a smile: "What kind of hooligan, brother, I just want to take a bath in the hot weather, is it illegal to break the law?" As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Fan jumped into the river with a "plop". It hadn't rained for a few months, and the water in the river was not so deep that the water level had just reached the point where it flooded Wang Fan's chest.
Seeing Ma Ling'er standing by the river and not daring to go into the water, Wang Fan suddenly said proudly: "Ling'er, didn't you say you could swim before, just come down and let's have a mandarin duck to play in the water, Leng is ruthless (comfortable ruthless)!" As he spoke, he made a look of enjoying himself.
Looking at Wang Fan's cheap appearance in the river, Ma Linger suddenly became angry. But at this time, she won't go into the water. Although she can swim, she thinks that if she gets out of the water, the clothes on her body will be all wet, and she will not let Wang Fan, a hooligan, take advantage of it when the time comes!
"Hmph, if you don't go into the water, I can throw a stone at you!" After speaking, Ma Linger picked up a stone and threw it at Wang Fan.
Ma Linger thought that Wang Fan would hide, but he threw it accurately. And Wang Fan felt that Ma Linger wouldn't really smash it, so he didn't hide. The tragedy happened so ingeniously, the stone was impartial and smashed on Wang Fan's brain.
"You foolish girl, you are still honest...... Wang Fan finished speaking, touched the blood on the melon seeds on his brain with his hand, and then closed his eyes and straightened the corpse (fainted). What Wang Fan didn't expect was that the black ring on his hand covering his head actually absorbed the blood on the ring when his hand touched the blood on his forehead!
This ring was he a few years ago because his parents died suddenly due to an accident, and he wanted to change his mood for a while, and when he climbed the mountain behind his house, he picked it up on an old Taoist temple site. When you are curious, you always carry it with you.
Ma Ling'er panicked when she saw that Wang Fan's head was bleeding, and at this time she hurriedly went into the water and planned to get Wang Fan up quickly. If something happens to Wang Fan, then she will have a big deal.
At this time, Wang Fan felt like he was flying, but he seemed to be sinking into the water. The mold was vague, Wang Fan felt that he had come to a house, uh, why is it a Taoist temple, why is this place so familiar? Wang Fan didn't remember what this place was for a while.
Isn't there a treasure here?
Thinking about it, Wang Fan walked directly inside. Hey, I'll go, and suddenly Wang Fan remembered that I wasn't in the river just now? Is there a place for it? Wang Fan said with self-doubt. For Wang Fan, this river has often been played here since he can remember! I've never seen this scene before.
Wang Fan shouted loudly as he walked: Is there anyone? Wrong... Is there a fairy? Which immortal's immortal mansion is this? Why are you bringing me here? It's strange, could it be that this is the legendary Dragon Palace? What's more, how can the Dragon Palace be a Taoist temple? Wang Fan's first feeling was that he had encountered a water ghost. Lost to the mind by ghosts. When I was a child, adults often scared children into the river and dragged them into the water. So when he was a child, Wang Fan didn't dare to come to the river to play alone, and he was a group of children together.
Suddenly, the scene in front of Wang Fan's eyes changed, as if a movie was playing, he saw an ancient man wearing Taoist robes, tinkering with something in the land next to the Taoist temple, and there was a little Taoist boy standing next to him. Some fields on the side were covered with a lot of flowers and plants and some vegetables that Wang Fan didn't know, and he inexplicably felt a fresh smell of flowers and vegetables. The old man was tinkering with each other, as if he was talking to the little Taoist boy on the side.
Wang Fan pricked up his ears and listened hard, but it was like a movie with the volume turned off, and he couldn't hear anything.