Chapter 35: The Two Who Pretended to Be Drunk
For the next hour or so, both of them were discussing the feasibility of letting the "crazy woman" go to the countryside to raise pigs.
Xiao Lao also said that he knew some businessmen in the slaughterhouse, and he also had sales points in the countryside, so he could introduce them to him when the time came. He also said that the local pigs raised in the countryside were a sought-after commodity, and told him not to worry about sales.
After talking about pig raising, the wine was almost drunk. Lao Li planned to say goodbye and go home, but he felt as if he had forgotten something important. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally remembered what I was here for!
After a meal, the relationship between the two has become familiar with each other, and he has nothing to say, so he directly told Xiao Lao what he meant.
"Brother Xiao, Ran Ran and Qin Yu, the two children are too close, and many actions are too intimate, I am worried that the two of them will affect their studies because of love, so I would like to ask you and Mrs. Sister-in-law to intervene and supervise Ran Ran's side well, it is best to put some pressure on her; Qin Yu's side, I'll think of a way. Let's control the distance between the two of us, so that they can be admitted to the university smoothly, and then we will be considered to have completed our merits....... Please Brother Xiao must take it to heart, this is a matter that needs to be taken seriously, I am not scaring you, I have seen ......"
Lao Li told several examples that happened in schools. He also talked about some incidents reported on the news, such as a certain underage girl, because of curiosity and ignorance, which led to the inability to take responsibility in the end, and threw her baby in the toilet......
Xiao Lao was also so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat all his life, thinking that if his daughter was like this, wouldn't it kill him?
However, Xiao Lao immediately came back to his senses and smiled, he was glad that he was really prescient!
"Brother Li, although I don't have much culture, I will never be sloppy about my own daughter! To tell you the truth, I personally believe in Xiaoyu very much, and I can see that he is good to Ranran; And I have an agreement with him that only when he is admitted to college will I agree to him to fall in love with Ran Ran! But our ancestors also said: 'You can't have the heart to harm others, and you can't have the heart to guard against people', even if I believe him, for the sake of it, I don't dare to be careless. I have already called your sister-in-law, who is my wife, and I have put a good line of security for Ran Ran, so you just put your heart in your stomach! Xiao Lao said drunkly.
"Brother Xiao, my sister-in-law's wife...... is your sister-in-law's ......, our sister-in-law ......" Lao Li was so drunk that he couldn't figure out which sister-in-law Xiao Lao's wife was.
"Oh, Brother Li, you just say my mother-in-law!" Xiao Lao was also anxious by him, and the key was that he was also confused, and he couldn't tell which sister-in-law it was!
"Brother Xiao, you say, what kind of safety insurance did your mother-in-law give Ran Ran? If you don't make it clear to me, I won't leave today, and I will sleep on the floor of your house, believe it or not? Lao Li really wanted to know.
"Brother Li, I'm not afraid to tell you, I asked my mother-in-law to give her a death order, and she is not allowed to fall in love until she goes to college; And I also asked my mother-in-law to buy her ......" Xiao Lao said in the back, put his mouth to Lao Li's ear and whispered to him "Safety Line"!
After Lao Li listened, his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his thumb to praise him! But then he asked with some concern: "Do you know how to use the 'security line'?" ”
"Brother Li, don't worry, I called my mother-in-law to teach her, and I was hiding outside the door and eavesdropping!" Xiao Lao patted his chest and reassured.
"Hahaha...... so good, so good! Hahaha......" The two laughed.
After Lao Li pondered for a while, he also had an idea, why not give Qin Yu a "safety line of defense"?
He told Xiao Lao his thoughts, but Xiao Lao was a little embarrassed: "Brother Li, I have also thought about it, but I don't know how to talk to him about my identity!" ”
"I'll tell you, I'm his homeroom teacher, so I should educate ......him," Lao Li said.
"Look at me, why didn't you think that my head is not good, I am so stupid! It's so nice that you told him, and then it's a "double line of defense" from now on......"
Xiao Lao first thought he was stupid, and slapped himself in the head while talking. Immediately, because he solved his heart disease, he was so happy! Give Qin Yu a "safety line of defense", he will be much more relieved, even if something unexpected really happens in the future, he will not blame himself, after all, do his best and obey the destiny of heaven!
"Double line of defense", hahaha......" The two laughed again.
"Out of wine, Brother Xiao?" Lao Li held an empty bottle and shook it.
"Yes, there is, but we can't drink anymore, my mother-in-law won't let me drink too much, and she will talk when she comes back and finds that she drinks too much, and she will talk about it......"
"Brother Xiao, then let's go out and drink, and casually solve this line of defense of this kid Qin Yu." Lao Li proposed.
The two hooked their shoulders, supported each other, swayed, and chirped out the door.
The school has already ended, and Qin Yu is still riding an electric car to send Xiao Ranran home as usual.
When looking at the road conditions, he glanced at the shops on the side of the road, saw the backs of Lao Li and Xiao's father, and thought that he had seen it wrong.
"Brother Yu, I seem to have seen my dad, and Mr. Li!" Xiao Ranran said.
"Do you think it's them, too? I thought I was wrong! ”
The two are a little strange, how can they be together, and they are still hooking shoulders, it's so weird!
Qin Yu found a safe place, parked the electric car and locked it, and walked to the location of the store just now.
And now, Lao Li and Xiao Lao are waiting in front of the counter of the pharmacy for the staff to get them the goods.
Xiao Lao kept talking about taking the best, saying that he bought it for his future son-in-law, and he couldn't be sloppy!
The surrounding customers and clerks looked at the two of them, and they all had different expressions on their faces. There were two female clerks at the counter who were still a little scared, and quietly called a man over the walkie-talkie to accompany them.
Qin Yu and Xiao Ranran looked for it and found that the two were in the pharmacy, so they walked in.
"Dad, Mr. Li, why are you so drunk?" Seeing that the two were drunk, Xiao Ranran was very worried.
The two of them found that Qin Yu and Xiao Ranran appeared in front of them, and they were both extremely nervous, and kept saying that they didn't drink too much, just drank casually, and they were just a little dizzy, but they were not drunk, so let the two go back first, and go back after buying "insurance"!
"'Insurance', what 'insurance' do you buy? Is there a hangover cure? Xiao Ranran asked curiously.
Qin Yu also thought that they were buying hangover pills, after all, they all had women in their family, and if they went back drunk, they would definitely be cleaned up, but the next scene caught him by surprise.
"Two gentlemen, this is the best quality product you want, it is made of imported pure medical materials...... a male staff member at the pharmacy handed a box of condoms to the two of them.
Xiao Ranran seemed to realize something, and her mother gave her a box before, saying that if she had to do so, she should protect herself first. She felt that her face was hot, and she didn't dare to look at Qin Yu, so she lowered her head slightly, staggering his gaze.
Qin Yu realized her abnormality and was a little confused!
Two old men ran to the pharmacy to buy family planning supplies, what kind of operation is this! The people around cast even more strange eyes, especially the two of them hooking shoulders and backs, pushing and shouting, and separating and merging! A very beautiful little woman in the store saw this scene and was directly disgusted, and ran towards the trash can, a wave of nausea hit, but it was a pity that she had just eaten the hamburger!
"Two gentlemen, please go to the counter to settle the bill, you need to pay 179 yuan, may I ask if it is cash or scan the code?" The staff looked at the two people who were a little at a loss and reminded.
The two of them tugged, but they couldn't count the money; Scan the code, the mobile phone password has been forgotten! Qin Yu had no choice but to open his mobile phone, scan the code and pay.
It was too embarrassing just now, it is estimated that the toes of the two of them picked the floor, and they were blistered with blood, and they also sweated a lot! Out of the pharmacy, a gust of wind blew, and the two of them were cold and sober, but they still walked swayingly!
Xiao Ranran supported her father, and Qin Yu supported Lao Li. Helped the two to a lounge area outside the mall and put them on chairs.
The two of them originally wanted to explain something, but how to explain this kind of thing? How to say it? Do you want to nod your face, or do you want to have an old face? So they simply pretended to be drunk, and the two occasionally tacitly agreed to deliberately say some nonsense while drunk, such as holding the condom in their hands and saying that it was a biscuit, and it could be a supper when they were hungry at night, and an early snack when they were hungry in the morning......
Xiao Ranran looked at Qin Yu's puzzled and inexplicable expression, and then looked at his father and Lao Li, who were drunk and pretending to be confused, but couldn't help but laugh out loud. She must be the one who knows best what is going on by now!
Looking at Xiao Ranran, who was wearing two small braids and laughing with two small dimples, Qin Yu suddenly felt very funny! Although he hadn't figured out what was going on yet, seeing that Xiao Ranran was happy, he couldn't help but be happy and laughed along.
He unconsciously hugged Xiao Ranran gently, he felt that he missed her very much, and he thought about her all the time, even if she was right in front of him, he still missed her very much! It's just that he didn't pay attention, there were two faces on the chair next to him, quietly turning about 37 degrees, looking in his direction.
The two faces returned to their normal positions, looked at the "biscuit" in their hands, nodded, looked at each other again, and gave each other an encouraging look, as if to say, this "biscuit" was bought correctly!