Chapter 42: I'm afraid you didn't plant

Seven or eight days passed, but Li Run still didn't pay attention to Xie Fan, he finally couldn't stand it anymore. This girl wants to be angry with you and talk to you, as a man, you can still reason with her, although reasoning with a woman is also a dead end, but you can still vent your emotions; But if she doesn't talk to you, then she understands everything, and eighty percent of them are going to be cold!

It doesn't matter what kind of face is gone, the beauty is almost gone, he wanted to find someone to come up with ideas, so he told Qin Yu and Zhang Wei the whole thing and asked them to give some advice. Both of them think he deserves it, who told him to brag and not make a draft, blow it up!

Liu Fatzi and Wu Lang next to him also heard the whole thing, and the two of them squeezed their eyebrows and made a difference, and some yin and yang weird people also joined the discussion.

"Brother, according to my years of research on women, you are going to finish playing, and no one will talk to you, obviously to torture you psychologically, and then dump you in action! The most terrible thing is that you have become a spare tire, a girl like her, you have to have a face, you have to have a figure, you have to be dignified, the key is that people's voices are still so charming, do you think you like her alone? Let me tell you, there are at least dozens of people who like her! I was dissatisfied with you and said, if it weren't for your liking of her, I would be a person who talks about righteousness and rules, I would want to chase her! No, Wu Lang likes it too, Ah Wei likes it too, and several other men in our class like her!"

Wu Lang also hurriedly echoed that he liked it very much, so when they finished playing, he was so clear and straightforward. Zhang Wei saw that the two of them were deliberately doing the whole thing, but they didn't break it down, and they tacitly agreed that they also liked Li Run. was so angry that Xie Fan declared sovereignty on the spot, saying that whoever dared to touch her, he would dare to fight with whomever he wanted, and that momentum seemed to be really not a joke!

"Brother, calm down first, let's say it for your own good! It's not nice to say, you're standing in the pit now! Even if we treat you as brothers and don't move her, can you guarantee that others don't move her? I've heard that there are several men in their school who are fascinated by her, and they wag their tails and stick out their dog eyes every day, just waiting for the two of you to be cool! Do you think it's just an old man? Some little bastards of our age have already been attacked by a bunch of 'virus' culture in some Western countries and that stupid island B country, and they have been brain-eroded by those little pieces, and those brains don't want to get down to business! Don't you see that there are so many perverts now! So, you have to repair your relationship with her quickly, otherwise we will have to snatch love from us in order to protect justice!"

Wu Lang said this, he is really not afraid of being beaten.

Xie Fan was so angry that his nostrils widened, and his ten fingers were unconsciously combined into two punching bag-sized fists. Qin Yu couldn't stand it anymore, stretched out his leg and quietly kicked him, only then did he react, and the two of them teased him. The anger in his eyes was only a little less, but he didn't feel that the words of the two were unreasonable, in this era when there were more men and fewer women, weren't they all popular: 'As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that can't be dug down?' Plus, he also knew that there were indeed a few men staring at Li Run! He suddenly felt a sense of crisis, thinking, what if he was really cut off by others? Then I will definitely have no love!

A few other boys also came over and listened to a few of them.

Liu Fatzi and Wu Lang looked at him without speaking, and glanced at each other. Wu Lang said with a contemptuous tone and expression: "We have a way to reconcile the two of you, I'm afraid you don't have a seed!"

"Forget it, Ah Lang, he looks like a bear, he says it in vain, whatever, wait a minute, I think we're nosy!"

The two sang double reeds.

"If you have something to say, just say it, shut up if you don't say it, two goods!" Xie Fan is also a little interested, he really needs advice now, there is no way, he is in a hurry to go to the doctor.

"According to me and Ah Lang, we have consulted various books in ancient and modern China and abroad, studied various art of war, and finally found a strategy for you, which is absolutely useful, as long as you dare to do it, you will definitely succeed, if you fail, Ah Lang will be your son in the future." Liu Fatzi said with an oath.

"Yes, if it doesn't work, I'm your son......" Wu Lang reacted and kicked directly on Fat Liu's ass.

"No more nonsense, I'm leaving." Xie Fan was already impatient.

"Have you heard of the 'Fear of Wife Philosophy'? Back then, when our country was invaded by imperialism, there was a guy who researched and researched this science, which was originally intended to train our people in the will to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, and then use it to deal with those robbers, especially little Japan. You think, if you are tortured by your wife every day at home, is it very unhappy, then when you see the person who bullies you, do you have an emotional outlet, it is simply a mouse can bite an elephant to death! And this is afraid of the philosophy of the wife, which is not something that ordinary people can do, only those who are big heroes and people with courage can do it. For example, Qi Jiguang, the anti-Japanese hero, isn't he afraid that his wife is afraid to death? and Mr. Ip Man in the movie, when his wife looked at him, he was so scared that he didn't even dare to speak! But if you think about it, is this afraid? This is clearly love and respect! Otherwise, with a single fist, they can beat their women to death; Even if they are beaten, they can be beaten and bubbling! But as far as I've observed, you're afraid it's not good, I don't see any courage in you at all!"

"Damn, who said I don't have courage, what do you say, I don't believe it!" Xie Fan was a little anxious, why didn't he have the courage to do it!

"It's easy! Have you watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Look at Liu Bei, not only crying in front of Sun Quan's sister, but also crying in front of Zhuge Liang. He cried in front of women, and Sun Quan and Zhou Yu couldn't kill him; He cried in front of Zhuge Liang, and people gave him a country. So, think about it with your brain, Sao Nian, our men's tears can be very useful!" Liu Fatzi continued to guide him.

"That is, if you don't cry once, you cry twice, if you can't cry twice, you cry three times, and you can always cry back." Wu Lang assisted.

The Han Han who sent Xiao Ranran's "The Story of Deer and Ding" before was also there, he didn't see that the two were playing tricks on Xie Fan, thinking that the two of them really paid attention to him! Directly asked his own question: "What if you cry?" If you don't say it well, you will be beaten. I watched the news before, and a man hugged his ex-girlfriend on the street and cried and begged to agree, but he was slapped dozens of times; Another one was also crying and begging his girlfriend not to break up, and they all knelt down, but they were kicked on the egg by the woman......"

Afraid that something bad would happen to him, the two hurriedly pulled him away, and Liu Fatzi directly reached out and covered his mouth.

Liu Lang hurriedly remedied: "What's the matter, think about it, if a man cries and begs the woman, the woman doesn't forgive people, forget it, and beats people, it means that she is a pervert!" Isn't that just a few tears to see a person clearly in advance? You don't lose anything, this transaction is absolutely sure to make no money! But on the contrary, if she cares about you and feels sorry for you, she will definitely forgive you, maybe she will be very moved, and she will not be angry with you in the future, but will feel more sorry for you, love you more, and maybe coax you and call you a baby......"

Xie Fan heard the baby and coaxed him, his eyes lit up. But then he said: "Two fools, am I really stupid?" I don't fall for you, I just want to see how you look mentally retarded, so I listen to your nonsense. I haven't heard of it: Men don't flick when they have tears; Is there gold under the man's knees? There is no backbone at all, if you want to kneel or cry, don't pull me, after looking at the two of you, you will be 'raking your ears'. Isn't it just a stinky woman, I'm in a hurry, I'm not waiting, grandma's, day by day, it's a balloon? It's endless!" With that, he pushed the table hard and came out and returned to his place.

The two of them saw that he was not fooled, and they immediately felt bored, and they also glanced at the fool who said the news, and really wanted to go up and tear his mouth.