Chapter 3: Invite the third uncle to drink this golden juice
Outside the Bibo Pavilion, the winding water flows, nine turns and eighteen turns, Yun Feng is at ease in the middle position, a cup of tea, a piece of dim sum eating.
In the place next to him sat a young man, who gently shook the folding fan in his left hand and flicked the wine glass in his hand with his right hand, lazy and tired.
The two of them tacitly raised the teacup and touched it in the void with tea instead of wine.
A cup of tea goes down and lights the sandalwood on the table.
Leisurely, comfortable, and not at all concerned about the fact that I was going to be divorced today.
The young man next to him put down two cups of tea, turned his head in distress and asked, "What do you say is the meaning of this life?" ”
The young man is melancholy, and a cup of tea is intoxicating.
Yun Feng smiled and asked, "Wealth, reputation, status?" There should be all the brothers, right? ”
The boy lamented: "Born ready. ”
He had this kind of distress in his previous life, so he blurted out a famous saying from his previous life: "If you are poor, you will be good to yourself, and if you are good, you will help the world." ”
The young man was stunned for a moment, and he bowed his hand to tea and said: "Brother Tai said this, he has the courage of a grandmaster, Fei Qi'an has been taught, and he will be grateful in the future, but I don't know Brother Tai's name?" ”
Yun Feng smiled freely: "A son-in-law." ”
The void clinked glasses, and another cup of fragrant tea entered the throat.
The two forgot about each other and didn't say anything more.
After three rounds of tea, the man had already left.
Yun Feng lay on the edge of the pool and reached for the pastries in the water.
A voice suddenly came from behind him: "Oh, this fool is quite good at finding a place, Qu Shui Liu, chant poetry and listen to music, drink tea and eat pastries." ”
Yun Feng turned around.
Behind him is Han Cong, the third son of the Han family, in the past three years, Han Cong has bullied her, insulted him, tortured him, and played him like a dog, but he could only watch himself being tortured.
By Han Cong's side, several teenagers who were already drunk came over.
Han Cong showed off in the crowd: "You've all heard that my seventh sister has found a son-in-law who is blessed with great fortune, right?" ”
Several people came interested.
"Han Cong, is this true?"
"Our old man gave a gag order not to ask about this."
"Brothers, I also heard that this guy is a fool?"
Several people gathered around Han Cong and looked at Yun Feng carefully.
"This person looks like a dog, and he doesn't look like a fool."
Han Cong smiled mysteriously: "I know you don't believe it, I have prepared a program for the brothers." ”
"Bang Bang!" With a clapping of hands, a servant came out of the corridor next to him, holding a box in his left hand and pinching his nose with his right hand.
On the spot, the stench permeated the surrounding area for more than ten meters.
"What the hell! It stinks! The rich kids around me covered their noses.
"Vomit~" Some people even retched.
Han Cong took the box and opened the lid: "The founding general, Pingjin Hou Yunwu's "Techniques for Defending the City" said that when defending the city, it is necessary to boil gold juice to pour the city, and to attack the enemy with evil, today I want him to taste the gold juice I personally made last night." ”
A learned scholar vomited and said, "Isn't this golden juice just?" You're disgusting, you actually cook. ”
"Gross!"
A few people on the side couldn't help retching just by listening to it, and those who could still hold it were already far away.
In front of everyone's eyes, Han Cong brought the golden juice in front of Yun Feng: "If you drink this thing, I won't clean you up today, otherwise I will let you go to the well to play with toads." ”
Yun Feng frowned slightly, the so-called toad is to tie his legs and throw people in the well, put them down again and again, and pull them up again, choking people to the point that they can't survive and die.
The methods are extremely cruel.
In the past three years that Yun Feng has been in the past, he has often been tortured by Han Cong by various means.
This toad is just one of them.
Today, Yun Feng would never be so humiliated again.
Jiangmen family, martial arts are naturally proficient.
Before he spoke, he came first.
Yun Feng leaned forward, his left foot stretched between Han Cong's legs, his toes stumbled on Han Cong's heels, and his right hand pushed on Han Cong's chest.
Suddenly, Han Cong's whole body fell.
This bowl of golden juice came out of his hand.
The golden juice was in the sky, and Yun Feng gently picked up the small stone on the ground with his outstretched foot.
The stone struck the bottom of the bowl with the golden juice.
The whole bowl of golden juice fell in the air impartially, and slapped directly on Han Cong's face.
Han Cong, who exclaimed with his mouth open, was a bit of a waste, and half of the bowl of golden juice didn't go into his mouth.
"Gott~"
The people around were already vomiting badly, and when they saw this scene, they suddenly vomited bile.
A group of people suddenly scattered, leaving not half of them.
Han Cong lay on the ground and vomited, and the bile was about to vomit out.
At this time, Han Cong wanted someone to save him.
The people around him got out of the way, and he became the biggest clown jumping off the beam.
A few of the housekeepers finally endured their nausea and rushed up.
They knew that Han Cong had suffered such a big loss today, and if he didn't do something, he would probably have to die in a mass grave outside the city at night.
Han Cong, who was lying on the ground, vomited for a long time, and was already angry, staring up at Yun Feng with red eyes: "I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you now!" ”
"Whoever kills him, I'll keep him as the head of our third room."
At the sound of an order, several family members were about to rush up.
"Who do I think would dare to do it?" With a clear scolding, Han Yuyao, the seventh lady of the Han family, walked over from the porch of the main hall.
She looked at Yun Feng eagerly, and when she saw Yun Feng turn her head, she was finally relieved to smile at her as innocently as before.
Han Cong, who was lying on the ground, had tears flowing down his cheeks, and his aggrieved whole body was trembling: "Seventh sister, I will kill this kid and kill him if I say anything today." ”
Han Cong raised his head and stared at Yun Feng.
"Let's kill him, and we'll be responsible for the third room!"
Several family members gritted their teeth and glanced at each other, and rushed towards Yun Feng with their heads down.
They held the short stick in their hands and slashed at Yun Feng is head and face.
Han Yuyao was about to shout: "Stop, don't you listen to my words?" Qifang is so easy to bully? ”
A few servants had just hesitated for half a minute, but Han Cong rushed towards Yun Feng first.
Yun Feng, who was standing next to the stream where the winding water flowed, quietly leaned sideways, just when the two of them were about to stagger their figures.
"Hmph~" A cold snorting voice came from Han Yuyao's side, and a handsome figure walked over, lazily approaching Han Yuyao.
Han Yuyao, who was frowning and looking good, took two steps back in disgust.
"Yu Yao, please me, as long as you beg me, I will let Han Cong let that kid go, you know, Han Cong is one of my dogs." His voice was somewhat hoarse, and he looked at Yun Feng a little more banter.
The person who came was Zhou Tianyu.
He looked at Yun Feng, who was surrounded by the family, with great interest, and looked at Han Yuyao, who was anxious beside him.
Quietly waiting for Han Yuyao to give way.
It seems that all the people are used to deciding Yun Feng's fate.
Standing on the edge of the stream, Yun Feng covered his nose and looked at Han Cong who rushed over and asked, "Was that thing delicious just now?" Do I need to give you some more? ”
"Gross!"
The besieging family members couldn't help but bend over and vomit.
Han Cong, who was covered in the smell, rushed over like crazy and roared at Yun Feng: "Yun Feng, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”