Dreaming back to Chang'an City 079 Life is becoming more and more judgmental

"Let's spend the night here today!"

Tang Ping drove his pickup truck out, and the eyes of the few people who saw it lit up, and they were hit by the vacated garage.

Cheng Chumo and the others are not pampered sons, and the gate of Chang'an has long been closed at this time, so they can only sleep here in Tang Ping.

"Brother Tang, this, this was caught on the mountain today, and I was originally going to ......" Du He wanted to say that he was going to come to exchange for chili oil, but tonight people greeted him for this meal, where is it embarrassing?

So he changed his words and said, "I'll give it to Brother Tang." ”

Tang Ping was still curious about what was inside a cloth bag they brought, not only bleating but also moving around, probably a living thing.

I was directly startled when I saw it.

This thing is too tortured, panda! A national treasure! Can you catch this thing?

If Tang Ping hadn't quickly found out that this was in the Tang Dynasty, he would probably be so frightened that his legs would have weakened, so he quickly picked up his cup and drank two sips of water to suppress the shock.

Of course, Du He and the others didn't know this, so they threw the panda to Lao Du and went into the garage to sleep.

On this day, climbing the mountain to chase pandas and looking for Li Zhen later, I was already tired enough, Cheng Chumo and Fang Yiai went in first, and fell asleep.

Lao Du picked up one of the panda's hind legs and asked Tang Ping: "Childe, how do you cook this white bear?" ”

"Is it better to make soup? Or is it better to steam? As he spoke, Lao Du licked his lips.

"Poof......" Tang Ping, who was originally drinking water, directly sprayed Du Laosan's face.

"Ahem, ahem, this ...... How can this thing be eaten? ”

"Why not? We had caught two of them in the army, and we ...... directly."

"Stop!" Tang Ping directly shouted to stop, he didn't care if this thing could be eaten in this era, but he specified that it was impossible to eat it!

"Raise him, raise him!"

"Oh, that's fine!" Du Laosan nodded: "This little guy is a little smaller, you can wait for fattening before eating." ”

"You can't eat it if you're fattened!" Tang Ping couldn't laugh or cry, but thinking about this era, eating is the biggest thing, and in the eyes of the Tang people, there is no concept of first-class protection and second-class protection of animals.

As long as it can be eaten, it is classified as food.

"You can't eat this thing at any time, keep it well!" Tang Ping was afraid that they wouldn't understand, so he added: "How Xiaobai raises it, how it raises!" ”

Li Bai was speechless for a while, he was a good disciple of the mountain, how could he be equated with the white bear?

"Drop!"

The system sounded in Tang Ping's mind.

"Trigger Mission: Swagger!"

"Task description: If you don't return to your hometown, it's like walking at night in brocade, you have pandas, how can you not bring them back? Take it back to the modern twelve hours and appear in the public eye. ”

"Mission Reward: +1 for Space-Time Teammates!"

"Mission Failure: There will be a large-scale rat infestation in Shanghe Village!"

This task directly made Tang Ping's people numb: "System! What's going on? Can this thing be brought back to modern times? Do you feel like my life is becoming more and more judgmental now? ”

"Host, this is a simple task, and you can easily accomplish it just by thinking about it."

"And what the hell is this reward and punishment for failure?"

"If you can go back with the panda, it will trigger the team state with you, and the two of you will have the same heart, and from now on, you can bring a person from Datang back with you when you return to modern times."

"And the failure penalty is because pandas are also cats, and if you don't complete the task, of course there will be mice out to make trouble!"

Tang Ping's eyes were glazed: "No matter how little I read, I know that the panda is a bear, is your task too casual." ”

"Hey! Feed! The signal is not good, hang up, next time! ”

The voice of the system became farther and farther away in Tang Ping's mind.

Please, you're the system in my brain, there's a hairy signal, huh? But no matter how Tang Ping called, the system did not appear.

So the day after tomorrow, I have to take this panda with me when I go back? Tang Ping looked at the little fat Da who was stuffed into the cardboard box by Du Laosan, and was speechless for a while.

Can you take this thing back and talk about it casually? If you dare to take it to the market, it is estimated that the person who will check the water meter will come to the door next.

Even if you go to the Tang Dynasty and can't find yourself for a while, there must be someone squatting, and at that time, maybe the secrets you have crossed will be exposed.

The final result is that either he has been hiding here and Datang does not go back, or it is controlled by the government.

So don't look at the lightness that the system says, this task is a task that must not fail.

Especially now that information is developed, if you want to take a fat da to the street, then you will soon become popular on social media and short video platforms.

However, this is a disadvantage and an advantage, because Tang Ping has also seen a few times in short videos that make puppies fat and slip on the street.

So my only chance was to put makeup on it.

After scanning the store, Tang Ping's eyes lit up, convenience stores will more or less sell daily chemical products such as shampoo and laundry detergent.

Now there are a few boxes of hair dye cream on the shelves, which are the goods that Tang Ping went to buy after Sister Bai came to ask twice.

And it's a plant-based hair dye, so it's almost no harm to the skin and hair.

For the sake of safety, Tang Ping asked Xiao Luo to smear a small piece on the back of this fat man's waist early the next morning, and after observing it for two days and finding that it had no adverse reactions, he started to dye it all black.

So as long as you dress it in the clothes of a puppy, wear a mask, and pretend to be a Bichon, it should be no problem...... Right?

With such apprehension, Tang Ping carried Fat Da, who was named Little Fat, through the small door in the back alley.

As soon as he passed, Tang Ping felt that he had a wonderful connection, or feeling, with the little fat in his hand.

This feeling is very subtle, probably because of the heart-to-heart connection, for example, now, Tang Ping feels that it really wants to take a dip on the telephone pole in the back alley.

Tang Ping tried to put it on the ground, and sure enough, it didn't run around, but ran to the side of the telephone pole and lifted one of its hind legs.

This also made Tang Ping breathe a sigh of relief, an obedient chubby will always make the task easier.

first took Xiaopang to a pet supplies store on Wenchuang Street.

"Yo, isn't this Tang Ping? I heard you went on a trip? The uncle of the pet supplies store was also an acquaintance, and he greeted Tang Ping warmly.

This street is basically a store that has been open for many years, a little bit of a wind and grass everyone knows, Tang Ping hasn't opened for a while, plus the last time he paid Sister Bai Speaker, he said that he was going to travel for a while, so everyone knows it.

"Yes!" As soon as Tang Ping nodded, the uncle's next sentence startled him.

"You're a bear, huh?"