037, the doctor and the witch have a duel

Stunned for a moment, she glanced at the door room first, and then turned her gaze to the pillar.

I saw that Zhu Jian scratched his head and said to her, "What, didn't you ask me to help check the patient before?" - Especially for patients who have been suffering from a stubborn illness for many years but have not been cured? …… You see, isn't that what it is? ”

Later, she looked at the situation, and saw that four or five people were about middle-aged and elderly, with strange appearances: some had big eyes and one small, which was particularly unscientific; There was a nose that was big and long, but not swollen, but like a pig's nose; Moreover, there was a half-white old man who looked like a dwarf, and was short in size......

Quietly, Pillar added, "β€”more than one or two people. ”

She: "......"

She couldn't laugh or cry, and she didn't know how to react.

Sighing, she casually pointed to the two patients and said to Xianpeng, "Xian...... See, isn't the sick here? - Do you dare to compete with me? You use witchcraft and I use healing? ”

The person she raised her hand to point at was one big and one small, and it looked like it had a pig's nose...... Patient.

Xian Peng squinted, stared at the two patients for a moment, and said coldly, "What about the rest?" - You're not going to solve it? ”

What do you say? I won't be fooled!

Without squinting, she said, "Well, of course, we will treat it laterβ€”don't you know how many of them are going to need long-term treatment?" ”

Xian Peng was silent for a moment before he said, "When, of course I know." ”

The corners of her mouth hooked up a playful smile, and she said to herself: No! I don't think you know!

But does it matter?

- It's okay for now!

Right now, she needs to "sacrifice to the sky" with Xianpeng, a healer......

She wants to prove to everyone that doctors are not inferior to doctors and witches!

Full of motivation, she rolled up her sleeves and said, "Okay, when will we compete?" - I was so hasty with my students that I didn't even say who won and who lost, and what the punishment would be! ”

Xian Peng said: "What are you going to do?" ”

She didn't beat around the bush either, and said bluntly: "Simple! If I win, I ask my students not to despise doctors and medicine anymore! And you, as a loser, must resign from the school, no longer be a medical teacher, and announce to everyone that the doctor is indeed inferior to the doctor! ”

Xian Peng said: "On the contrary, if I win, it will be you who leave the school, no longer serve as a medical teacher, and still have to announce to everyone that doctors are indeed inferior to doctors and witches?" ”

"Xi!" Hearing this, Zhuma's heart tightened, and he couldn't help but whisper.

Although Pillar Ma knew that he should trust Xunxi, he ......

With his eyes to appease the pillars, Xun Sheng turned his head again, raised his head and said, "That's right! - How? Do you want to fight?! ”

Xian Peng smiled and said with a smile: "You said that, can I not agree?" …… But what if you and I both win? ”

Huh?

Her eyes widened: What do you mean? - Could it be that you, a healer, can also heal diseases?!

That's impossible!

- She has always firmly believed that the doctor is a great dancer, not a professional doctor! However......

However, at this moment, she listened to Xianpeng's response, and couldn't help but think about what if Xianpeng could really cure the disease?

Frowning, she said, "I'm sorry, I didn't think about it!" Why don't you tell me, what should I do? ”

Xian Peng said: "If it's a tie, then it's another duel!" ”

Xian Peng looked around at the other patients meaningfully, revealing a hint of conspiracy.

Her scalp was numb, and now it was her turn to feel tricky - not this time, and she had to have the next round of duels with the Doctor Witch? …… This is not what she wants to see! Pursing her lips, she said:

"This ...... Not so good, right? ”

"Why not?" Xian Peng asked rhetorically, "Although you are a physician and I am a medical witch, do you know that the doctor and the medical witch are originally the same family?" Although the use of "witchcraft" as a means of treatment may seem strange, it is not without positive effects and effects, at least it can cure mental disorders and some minor ailments. ”

- This can also be understood in reverse: for serious diseases and addictions, it is difficult for doctors and witches to be effective, and doctors are needed!

Her eyelashes flickered, and she was inexplicably a little interested in witchcraft, and asked curiously: "Witchcraft? - What does it look like? ”

"Won't you know after a while?" Xian Peng didn't answer but laughed.

After hearing this, she shrugged her shoulders: Understood! Compare it?

She looked at the pillar and the door, and pleaded, "Two brothers, I and Xianyi Wu are going to test our skills on the spot." ”

He nodded, and the pillars were confused for a moment before he came back to his senses and responded, "Okay!" ”

Clapped his hands, and Pillar decisively ordered someone to clear the field.

Soon, the idlers and others in the cafeteria, including the cooks, were rushed to the door, and as spectators, they witnessed the miracles of the physician and the witch with their own eyesβ€”

At the same time, she and Xian Peng stood far away, one left and one right. Xian Peng was in charge of the big and small eyes, and she was in charge of the patient who looked like a pig's nose.

Not to mention Xianpeng, she looked at the pig-nosed patient and asked seriously: "Hello, I am the Imperial Doctor Xunxi, the owner and doctor of the "Dajin First Pharmacy"! I'll heal you! Dare to ask what's wrong with your nose? Is it innate? Can you tell us about the situation? I need to know why. ”

The pig-nosed patient said, "I wasn't born!" About four or five years ago, I had inexplicably red spots on my face, which didn't hurt, but it was very itchy, so I had to scratch it. - No, scratching and scratching, my nose will get bigger! It freaks me out! I looked for a healer, but it didn't get better...... The doctor only let me touch the wine less, maybe I will be fine! However, I haven't touched alcohol for a long time, and my nose is still not good! There was a doctor who suggested that I cut my nose and make a new one, but I didn't agree! ”

"Although I'm not smart, I also know that my nose is cut, and I can't grow it anymore!" The pig-nosed patient pointed to his nose, worried, "This time, if the king hadn't sent someone to find me, I would never have come...... Shame on you! ”

She thought for a moment and then said: "Listen to you, I think you have a disease called "clown nose", the scientific name is rosacea, probably the late stage of rhinophyma, which belongs to a ...... of rosacea."

Pig nose patient: ???

Patiently, she explained: "The so-called rhinophyma is divided into rosacea rhinoplasty and congenital rhinophyma! You've got the former! This disease will cause soft tissue hyperplasia, which is so large that it is like a burden, so it is called rhinophyma! This disease is more common in middle-aged and elderly people, and it is more common in men with oily skin...... Of course, there is also a type of rhinophyma that is a congenital malformation of the nose caused by abnormal embryonic development, which is occasionally seen in children. ”

Pig nose patient: = mouth =

The pig-nosed patient couldn't answer at all.

After a while, the pig's nose patient said, "Dare to ask you if there is a way to cure it?" ”

"Yes!" She spoke firmly, "Since I can tell the symptoms, I have my own way to cure them, but ...... Just, can I take your pulse? I need to be confirmed. ”

The pig-nosed patient was overjoyed and said, "Master! Anyway, let me do it?! ”

She looked at the pig-nosed patient suspiciously, deeply suspecting that the other party didn't understand what "pulse" was.

But does it matter?

Unimportant!

The most important thing is: the pig nose patient can cooperate with her!

Then, she took the pulse of the pig-nosed patient.

After checking her pulse, she was very sure that the pig-nosed patient was suffering from rosacea...... Anaphase.

This is not rosacea, and the patient's nose is also acne, which is quite scary.

But, no!

She has a way!

With a snort, she took out a scalpel from the medical box.

With a sharp scalpel in hand, she approached the pig-nosed patient.

The pig-nosed patient didn't expect her actions at all, but when he saw the shiny knife, he was simply startled and stammered, "Wait, wait!" What are you going to do?! ”

Calmly, she replied, "You should be glad that your rhinophyma doesn't need to be removed...... Your nose disease is just in the advanced stage, and I only need to perform "dermabrasion" to cure it! ”

Of course, cryotypics and CO2 lasers can also work!

However, it is not winter at the moment, and the freezing method will not work; And CO2 lasers don't have that kind of conditions, right?

Therefore, she chose to have surgery -

The pig-nosed patient didn't want to cooperate, and refused: "No! I don't want to be cut! I can't cure this disease! ”

After that, the pig-nosed patient stepped and wanted to escape.

How does this work?!

Narrowing her eyes, she shouted, "Someone, hold him!" Pour him wine! ”

"Let me come!" Pillar math excitedly signed up.

Without saying a word, the pillars rushed forward with a tug, easily restrained the pig-nosed patient, and poured two bowls of warm wine on the pig-nosed patient, until the pig-nosed patient was dizzy.

Very good!

Pig nose patient...... Half in the bag!

Now, she underwent surgery...... Shouldn't it hurt?

Thinking optimistically, she washed her hands and scalpel and began the operation......

The onlookers stared at her dancing the knife, poking it one by one, and beckoning straight to the patient's pig nose, hoping to scrape off a layer of nose meat, so frightened that the onlookers took two steps back in unison, for fear that the knife would fall on their body.

Only the surface between the columns and the front door does not change color, and it is commonplace.

The pillar did not hesitate to praise: "Ah! I didn't expect your "grinding skills" to be very good, huh? - I bet you'll be fine when you're no longer a doctor and you're going to be a carver! ”

The long operation has finally come to an end.

By the time she had packed up a series of surgical tools, the patient was gone.

Instead, a piece of gauze was attached to the original nose.

The body trembled, and the other party wanted to touch his nose with his hand...... Helplessly, the other party's two arms were gently pressed between the pillars and the door. And, she doesn't approve of thatβ€”

"Don't touch it!" She stopped, saying, "You're good, don't take the gauze off, lest it get inflamed...... cough~ I mean, you are not allowed to take it off for seven days, and you must not let it get wet! Also, don't eat spicy food! Three days later I still feel pain, come back to me! These days, you're staying in a pharmacy, right? ”

"Huh? - Oh! The patient was stunned for a moment, and then stopped moving.

The pillars grinned, and suddenly hooked their hands in the direction of the onlookers.