Chapter 45: The Quacks
After taking the door key, Xuanzang waved his hand to let Xiao Er retreat.
Sun Wukong is the first time to live in an inn in the mortal world, and he thinks it is very novel, touching it here, touching it there.
The layout of the upper room is very exquisite, there is a fluffy carpet at the door, a small round table is placed in the center, and further away is a carved coffee table, with two chairs, there is a curtain between the living room and the bedroom, and there is a double-wide cork incense couch in the bedroom, a wooden pedal, and a large wooden barrel......
Xiong Likui was more familiar with these, and he was more indifferent, and when he entered the room, he meditated cross-legged on the bed.
Xuanzang was a little bored, pushed open the door, went downstairs, and saw three tables of Jianghu people dressed as chivalrous people sitting on the table in the hall.
At the table by the window were three middle-aged people, the leader of whom was wearing a hat and carrying a long knife, and there was a fierce smell on his body. The other person did not carry a knife, but his hands were iron blue, as if he had practiced some kind of kung fu in his hands, and the movements were like iron casting;
At a table against the wall in the middle were several young people, three men and one woman, all wearing brocade robes and long swords hanging from their waists, like fledgling disciples of the Great School.
The last table leaned against the stairs, Xuanzang just got downstairs and attracted their attention, two women and one man, the leader was a scantily clad woman, wearing a low-cut red net deerskin jacket on the top, not only the chest showed a large piece of snow white, but even the waist and navel were directly exposed, and the lower body was wearing a long black skirt, and the jade legs could be vaguely seen, which attracted the young men in the big sect disciples at the table couldn't help but glance at it frequently. The other woman was dressed as a maid, and from time to time she helped the woman in red pour wine and food, and her appearance was quite delicate, but compared to the woman in red, it could be said that it was different from cloud and mud. The remaining man was a stubby man, less than five feet tall, but his limbs were extremely thick, with a green turban tied to his head and a pair of Xuanhua axes on his back.
"Yo he, such a handsome monk, come and have a drink with my sister!" the woman in red looked at Xuanzang with a smile and greeted.
The only female disciple among the disciples of the big sect also saw Xuanzang coming down from upstairs, and couldn't help but blush, the heart is really such a handsome little monk!
Hearing the flirtatious words of the woman in red, the female disciple of the big faction couldn't help but scold in a low voice: "Shameless slut, she wants to seduce a man in front of everyone!"
Although the voice was low, it was heard by the woman in red, and as soon as her face turned cold, she raised her whip and whipped it in this direction.
"Smack!"
The whip made a crisp sound in the air, turning into a black shadow and whipping towards the female disciple of the Great Sect.
The female disciples of the Great Sect were so frightened that they screamed and tried to hide, but it was too late.
The whip, which was full of barbs, slashed against the tip of the nose of the big woman, and it was less than an inch away from making her skin open.
"Bang!"
The whip struck directly on the table, splitting it in all directions, and frightened several people at the table into a hurry to dodge.
"Hehe, this time I will spare you once when I see that you are all rookies, and next time I can't control my mouth, my mother will definitely let you taste the taste of my soul-snatching whip and slapping your face!
The female disciple of the Great Sect was so frightened that she lost her soul, and there were tears in her eyes.
The male disciple next to her hurriedly grabbed her and walked out of the inn together, not even daring to leave a cruel word.
Xuanzang looked at everything that happened with a smile, and had no intention of interfering, so he went down the stairs and sat down opposite the woman in red.
"Hmm, you little monk......" The woman in red looked at Xuanzang in surprise, as if surprised that this monk actually came over and sat down.
Xuanzang clasped his hands together and smiled: "Didn't the female benefactor just call the poor monk to come over for a drink?"
When the woman in red heard this, she laughed and said, "Haha, what a little monk, Xiao Er will bring a few more jars of wine!"
"Tonight, let's not get drunk and don't go home!" The woman in red stared at Xuanzang with fiery eyes and licked her lips.
Soon the wine came up, and the woman in red poured a big bowl for Xuanzang, and said, "The old lady is called the Soul Snatcher Whip Red Rain, what should the little master call it?"
"Poor monk law name Xuanzang!" Xuanzang replied with a smile, his face was as crystal as jade in the light of the lamplight, his eyes were like bright stars, and his eyebrows were like distant mountains, which made the woman in red lose her mind for a while, and even the maid on the side was stunned.
"Suck it~ Oh, it turned out to be Master Xuanzang, aren't Buddhist disciples not allowed to drink?" Li Hongyu asked softly.
Perhaps even she didn't notice that her voice had softened a lot from the beginning of the conversation, making the stubby man in the green turban look a little weird.
Xuanzang grabbed a roast duck leg, put it in his mouth, and muttered: "The female benefactor is in love, wine and meat are just appearances, as long as my Buddhist disciples have a Buddha in their hearts, they can have no taboos, drinking wine is to sharpen the Buddha's heart, eating meat is to temper livestock, let them reincarnate as soon as possible......"
The woman in red heard this kind of rebellious remarks for the first time, and felt a little novel, so she raised her bowl and invited: "Come, little master, do it!"
The woman in red spoke with a local Qingyang accent, and the tone in which she said this was a little weird.
"Dry?" Xuanzang raised his head, his eyes were puzzled, and he suddenly felt a little bad taste, his mouth was full of duck meat, and then he lifted the bowl and said, "Okay, this bowl is dry!"
Tilt your head and send it to the mouth, although the alcohol is not high, but it is very tasty.
Xuanzang smacked his lips in satisfaction, and planned to buy a batch to drink on the westbound road when he left.
Xiao Er added two drinks and food, the stubby green turban man had already returned to the room, and Xuanzang and Li Hongyu were still drinking in the lobby, and the little maid stood aside, for fear that the hostess of her house would be drunk and taken advantage of.
"That green sleeve, you go back to the room to rest first, old lady, you want to talk to the little master at night!" Li Hongyu was full of alcohol, his eyes were a little confused, and he had a bad smile on his face, staring directly at Xuanzang.
Xuanzang only felt a little chilling, and hurriedly used a spell to stun the two, and then ......
Then with a sweep of his senses, he found the room where the two of them were, and directly moved the two of them into it with mana.
It is estimated that when I wake up tomorrow, this Li Hongyu will be broken!
Xuanzang touched his head and looked at the shopkeeper who was lying on the counter sleeping soundly, feeling bored for no reason.
The gap in life levels is too large, and it is difficult to have any feelings, and the divine sense sweeps away the tiny dirt, mites, bacteria, etc. on the mortal body clearly, which is really unacceptable to look at like this.
Think about the legendary love of the Three Virgins of the Immortals, which is indeed great, but there seems to be a taste of conspiracy in it, maybe the Three Virgins were also calculated by someone.
Although Xuanzang drank a few jars of spirits, this did not affect him at all, and as soon as he stepped on it, he came to the wilderness.
Push-up......
Sit-up......
10km Run......
Squat down and stand up......
Four vague afterimages moved rapidly over the wilderness, and with each set of sets, the flesh felt a little stronger, and the number of groups gradually accumulated and increased.
At a certain moment, a fifth figure appeared in the field, which was Xuanzang's true body, and the breath in his body skyrocketed again.
The data in my head has changed.
Name: Xuanzang
Level: Lv. 10.7 (hidden), Surface Lv. 1.0
Identity: The owner of the Heavens Chat Group
Points: 86730000000000000000000000000000000
[Normal]: The late stage of the true immortal
[Earnest]: Quasi-post-saint
[Anger]: ???