Dreaming back to Chang'an City 181 Cheng Chumo who was frightened
What gave Tang Ping a headache was that compared with Lao Cui, Cheng Chumo was too curious.
It's normal to think about it, Lao Cui is in his thirties, and the old pawn who was killed in the sea of blood in the corpse mountain is already old, even if there is something curious, he can hold it back.
And what about Cheng Chumo? This melon is just the age of a high school student, and it is the age when curiosity is the heaviest.
In addition, this guy has been a troublemaker since he was a child, and he has been beaten by Cheng Zhijie since he was a child, and he has not changed his problem much.
So after being frightened by Tang Ping at first, he quickly regained his true nature.
"Brother Ping, why does that car look bigger than your pickup truck?"
"Brother Ping, why do those people look at their little square while walking?"
"By the way, I've seen you see that little square a few times, what the hell is that thing?"
"I'll go, Brother Ping, that was a man who passed by just now? How do you make yourself neither male nor female? ”
"Cheng Chumo!" Tang Ping gritted his back molars, he suddenly understood the feelings of Sun Wukong in Journey to the West now, this guy was really like a hundred flies, buzzing around him all the time.
"Oh!" Cheng Chumo obediently took a step back, and then suddenly stretched out his hand to block Tang Ping's eyes: "Brother Ping, don't look at it, it's immoral!" ”
Tang Ping was helpless, did he still have to explain to him that showing long legs here was a common phenomenon?
"We're going to take the car now, if you say a word in the car, the driver may send you to the slicing study, you can do it yourself!"
Tang Ping's online car-hailing came, and he got into the car first.
Cheng Chumo had been in a pickup truck a few times, and he knew how to open the door, so he opened the door and got in.
I was about to say something, but suddenly I saw the driver in the driver's seat in front of me, covering his mouth tightly.
"What's wrong with this little brother? You don't want to throw up, do you? The driver looked at Cheng Mo covering his mouth and looking a little painful: "There are garbage bags in the back seat of the car, don't spit on the car." ”
"It's okay, master, he just likes to be funny!"
Along the way, Cheng Chumo finally quieted down.
After getting out of the car, Cheng Chumo looked at the fact that there was no one within a few meters of him, and then asked in a low voice: "Brother Ping, why do you call the master who started driving?" I don't think you know each other! ”
"And why was there no car in front of him just now, and he still had to wait at that intersection for so long, was he waiting for something?"
Tang Ping covered his face, if he had a choice, he would definitely close the door directly, anyway, after the door was closed, the time flow rate of Datang could be relatively static here, how good would it be to wait until he was done in modern times to go back and deal with this problem?
Now that I brought him, I felt like I was asking for trouble.
Tang Ping was helpless, pointed to a roast sausage seller on the side of the road and asked, "How is it?" Want to eat? ”
At this time, it is estimated that only delicious things can stop his mouth.
Sure enough, Cheng Chumo saw the roasted sausage that was blooming and bubbling in the sausage box, his throat moved, and he nodded after swallowing a mouthful of saliva: "Yes!" ”
"Boss, here are ten grilled sausages!" In order to shut up Cheng Chumo temporarily, Tang Ping spared no expense.
Five grilled sausages in one hand finally made Cheng Chumo quiet again.
"Boss, the rocker harvester I asked you to buy for me last time has arrived, right?"
"It's here, it's here, it's not easy to buy right now." The owner of the shop obviously recognized Tang Ping, and asked as he moved out a large box from the back, "The young man's house is from the mountains, right?" Hey, there are no tractors in the mountains, and there is indeed only this kind of rocker harvester that uses animal power. ”
Tang Ping replied vaguely, left the address after paying the money and left.
Then the curious baby Cheng Chumo came up again: "Brother Ping, what did you buy just now?" Used to harvest wheat? ”
As soon as Tang Ping was about to speak, he heard someone behind him shouting to catch the thief.
Looking back again, well, coincidentally, wasn't the one who rode away from the group of thieves who was picked up by Lao Cui last time?
In fact, this is not surprising, thieves also draw territory, and they also rely on this to make a living, so they can't be cleaned up by Tang Ping and don't come out to "work".
And this market has a large flow of people, and it is not always possible to meet people like Tang Ping.
So they still come out from time to time to commit crimes.
"Do you see anyone on a bike? Get them down! ”
"Howler!" Cheng Chumo stuffed the last roast sausage into his mouth, but unfortunately, this was the last one, and he originally planned to taste it slowly.
When they were about to arrive, he dodged in front of them and kicked the front wheel of the bicycle.
It turned out that they didn't deal with Li Bai, Cheng Chumo, this kid watched Li Bai ride a bicycle, but in his heart he simulated how to kick Li Bai off the car countless times, and now he finally has the opportunity to combine theory with practice.
The two of them didn't expect to kill his son halfway, and fell directly to the ground and became a rolling gourd.
"Catch them!" The people chasing after caught up, and Tang Ping found that there were actually two policemen inside.
"This classmate, did a good job, which school?" Cheng Chumo is not like Fang Yiai, he has a thirty-five or sixteen face at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and now he has a sportswear and a hat, but he looks like a student at first glance.
"I ...... Which school should I be from? Cheng Chumo was a little panicked, and asked behind Tang Ping.
When he came out just now, Tang Ping told him that this kind of uniformed person is an official errand of this era, and many of them still carry the kind of thing called "gun" like a cannon, even if ten of them are not opponents of the other party.
"Comrade policeman, this is my brother's graduation from high school."
"Oh, it's not easy to come forward, and I said to send a pennant to their school."
As he spoke, he lifted up a thief on the ground: "I've been squatting these guys for a long time, and I finally caught them today." ”
"Comrade policeman, they are a gang, at least four or five people." As a good citizen, Tang Ping felt that he still had to say what he knew.
"Huh, how do you know?" The policeman only had time to take a good look at Tang Ping and Cheng Chumo at this time, but the two of them were ordinary and couldn't see anything.
"Because last time I was almost stolen by them in this market, and then they came together to threaten me, but my friend and I reasoned with them and left, and I didn't call the police."
"You young man, how can you not call the police when you encounter such a thing? It's dangerous for you to do that, you know? The next time you encounter something like this, you must call the police! ”
The thief's face darkened, are you reasonable? Also, danger is danger, but comrade policeman, can you figure out who is in danger?