Chapter 47: Zhang Shuai is drunk
With an arrogant voice, Zhang Shuai looked behind the security guard, and six groups of men and women walked over.
The person in front of him should be the person who spoke just now, and he heard that the other party's name was Li Tianao. Seeing that he was seven or eight points similar to Li Tianba, Zhang Shuai thought, "This can't be with Li Tianba, it's a brother, right?" ”
Xiaoman: "Li Tianao, why, you don't even pay attention to me Long Xiaoyun now, and dare to make trouble in my entertainment club?" ”
In Zhang Shuai's eyes, when he saw the person who was still arrogant just now, he immediately looked cheap, ran to Long Xiaoyun and said,
Tianao: "Who should I be?" It turned out to be Xiaoyun, who fought well, fought well, these three bastards should be cleaned up.
Xiaoyun, why didn't you tell me when you came here? I'm going to miss you to death. ”
Xiaoman: "Get out!" Are you disgusting? As I said, I'm not interested in men, so you won't bother me in the future. ”
Tianao: "Look at what you said, if you are not interested, you can slowly cultivate interest." And..."
Xiaoman: "I'll say it one last time, get out of here immediately, or you'll never appear in front of me in the future." ”
Tianao: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, okay, I'll leave, okay?" ”
Zhang Shuai looked at it from beginning to end, if he saw this, Zhang Shuai still didn't understand, it would be stupid, but after understanding, Zhang Shuai could only say in his heart, "Lick the dog lick the dog, lick to the end, there is nothing..."
When Zhang Shuai saw Li Tianao and left, he looked back at himself deeply, and he didn't care at all, because the strength was here. In the Dragon Kingdom, a place where firearms are banned, Zhang Shuai is an invincible existence.
If the other party doesn't provoke himself, forget it, if he really provokes himself, he will definitely teach the other party how to behave.
Xiaoman: "Zhang Shuai, don't worry about the other party, he doesn't dare to come nonsense." You will follow me from now on. ”
Xiaoyu: "Yes, Zhang Shun, you will follow the three of us in the future, and promise that no one will dare to provoke you or bully you." ”
Xiao Zhen: "Didn't Xiao Yun say that you have been living in a remote mountainous area?" Why are you so good? ”
Xiaoyu: "Yes, how did you practice?" ”
Xiaoman: "Isn't this normal?" In the mountains, there are many mountain roads, plus hunting or something, and your skills are naturally good. ”
Zhang Shuai heard these words and thought, "Only Xiaozhen is still a little sensible, Xiaoyu is a wall grass, as for Xiaoman, his IQ is basically 0"
Thinking of this, Zhang Shuai said casually: "There is a veteran in our village, and these fighting skills were all learned from him. ”
For the next nearly two hours, everyone spent a relatively harmonious atmosphere.
Because of the reason why Zhang Shuai lied at the beginning, in the back, he could only continue to tell a lie and tell a lie, otherwise the front would be exposed.
If there are too many lies, it will definitely be revealed. But luckily there is one. Xiaoman, who has zero intelligence, has been helping Zhang Shuai, so nothing has happened.
As the chat continued, Zhang Shuai would think longer every time he talked nonsense, and he could only raise his glass to drink, so as not to be unable to speak at the moment and cause embarrassment.
In Zhang Shuai's understanding, his body is so compulsive, it shouldn't be a big problem to drink this little wine, but in fact? When the time came to more than 10 o'clock, along with each wine, Zhang Shuai drank a little, so the stamina slowly came up, Zhang Shuai felt that his reaction was a little sluggish, and his spirit was also a little trance.
Xiaoman: "Zhang Shuai, how many times have I said it, don't call me Xiaoman in the future, just call me Xiaoyun, and the people closest to me call me Xiaoyun." ”
Zhang Shuai: "Okay, I'll call you Xiaoyun, but why did I become your closest person?" ”
(Because of Zhang Shuai's change of words, Xiaoman will become Xiaoyun in the future)
Xiaoyun: "We are so acquainted, of course we are the closest people, I am so beautiful, don't you treat me as a friend?" ”
Zhang Shuai: "Of course I treat you as a friend, and today is the happiest day I have in so many years, because I have a very beautiful friend." ”
After Xiaoyun heard Zhang Shuai's words, he glanced at the two girls and continued to ask: "Then am I you, the only female friend, do you have any other female friends?" ”
Zhang Shuai: "Yes, how can I not have a female friend?" But he's not in this world. ”
Xiaoyun's original heart was put down again, in Xiaoyue's opinion, if he is not in this world, he is dead, but what does Zhang Shun mean? Satsuki in the transcendent world.
Xiaoyun, who was completely misunderstood, then asked: "Then I am your only female friend in this world, that is, the only girlfriend, right?" ”
As Zhang Shuai drank too much, his thinking was also a little confused, in addition to the absolute "Unspeakable Secret", there were also extraordinary events, and other things were also a little out of the brain.
Zhang Shuai: "Yes, in this world, you are my girlfriend." Wrong! You're not my girlfriend. It's just..."
Xiaoyu: "How can Xiaoyun not be your girlfriend?" You said it, he's your only female friend in this world, isn't this a girlfriend, what's wrong? ”
Xiaozhen: "That's it, Zhang Shuai, why don't you have any responsibility at all, obviously it's your girlfriend, you still don't admit it, are you a man?" ”
Xiaoyun secretly stretched out his thumbs to the two girls and nodded likes, and looked at Zhang Shuai expectantly.
Zhang Shuai: "What you said seems to make sense, then Xiaoyun is my girlfriend?" ”
Xiaoyun: "Of course, I was originally your girlfriend." ”
Xiaoyu: "Yes, it's my girlfriend." ”
Xiao Zhen: "Let's toast to Zhang Shuai's girlfriend." ”
Zhang Shuai: "Okay, for Zhang Shuai's girlfriend, let's toast." Drink, don't get drunk today, don't go home. But who is Zhang Shuai? That's not right! I'm Zhang Shuai, when did I have a girlfriend? ”
Xiaoyun: "You are Zhang Shuai, I am your girlfriend." Did you drink too much and forget? ”
Zhang Shuai: "Maybe I've drunk too much, no, I can't drink anymore, I'm going back." ”
Zhang Shuai's only remaining sense told Zhang Shuai, "Something is wrong, you should leave", just as Zhang Shuai staggered to his feet, Xiaoyun hurriedly glanced at the two women.
Xiaoyu: "Don't go, wow, what are you happy to go?" Let's talk a little longer. ”
Xiao Zhen: "If a girl doesn't say to leave, a boy will leave, if you have to leave, you can do it, according to the rules, you have to drink three more glasses of wine before you can leave." ”
Because of the vigilance in his heart, Zhang Shuai also regained a little consciousness, and thought in his heart, "Is there still such a rule on this earth?" Probably, then drink three more glasses, and after drinking it you have to leave, it always feels like something is wrong. ”
After the three girls clinked glasses with Zhang Shuai in turn, although Zhang Shun drained the wine in the cup in one gulp, the wine of the three girls fell to the ground without Zhang Shuai's knowledge.........