Chapter 70: Why I'm Always the One Who Gets Hurt?
When Zhang Shuai hurriedly came to the village chief, but inside and outside the house, he didn't find the village chief, and in desperation, Zhang Shuai could only look around.
After half an hour of searching and inquiry, I finally found the village chief.
Seeing that the village chief was sitting leisurely under the tree, looking at the people who were busy building and defending the formula below, Zhang Shuai's anxious mood slowly calmed down.
"Look at the hurry you just came to me, what's the hurry, right? Why don't you talk about it now? ”
After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Shuai said to your village chief seriously: "Why do Xiaowei and Xiaoyue live in Villa No. 1, haven't I already paid the rent?" ”
"How do I know? It's just that a few days ago, the two little girls were busy with the decoration of the house, and I thought you had already discussed it. ”
After hearing the village chief's words, Zhang Shuai rubbed his forehead with his hand. , said a little irritably: "I didn't agree to the two of them moving in, now what do you say?" Why don't you ask the two of them to move out? ”
The village chief looked at Zhang Shuai suspiciously, and said with some disdain: "This kind of pie in the sky, you push it out, the rumors can't be true, right?" ”
"it! Don't mention the past again, don't mention the past, do you believe that I'm not done with you? ”
Seeing Zhang Shuai's appearance, the village chief hurriedly said: "Okay, good, don't mention it, I said you kid are not stupid?" How many people do you know who are looking forward to this kind of beautiful thing falling on their heads, why can't you understand it? ”
"What's good? Is this a hassle, okay? Do you know what happened after I entered the villa today? I found them sleeping in the master bedroom, and worst of all, I accidentally lifted the blanket over them. ”
After hearing Zhang Shuai's words, the village chief stretched out his right thumb and said, "I don't see it, you kid looks sanctimonious, and you're still an anxious person, aren't you afraid of something wrong?" ”
"Get out! What are you thinking? They were... They were all sleeping in their clothes, and I didn't see anything, so don't slander me. ”
Knowing that Zhang Shuai had just said the wrong thing, he could only try his best to find a way to get back what he said.
But Zhang Shuai's weak-hearted appearance can be seen by fools, and there must be something in it.
"I didn't say what happened to you? You've been explaining to me all along, what didn't you see them? What didn't happen to you?
I'm curious, I usually look like you're very smart, why are you stupid at this time? What didn't happen to you, what did you explain?
Don't you hear the old saying? Explanation is disguise, and disguise is fact. ”
After hearing the village chief's words, Zhang Shuai couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth a few times when he saw the village chief's "sanctimonious" appearance.
Seeing Zhang Shuai's appearance growing, the village chief couldn't help but laugh "haha".
Zhang Shuai usually looks "calm and calm", and he has never seen Zhang Shuai "panicked" at this time.
This can't be blamed on the village chief, the former Zhang Shuai, who was indeed "quick-minded, calm and calm", but after the perfect fusion with the "Zhang Shuai, soul" of this world, Zhang Shuai felt that his character had a little bit of a "middle two" flavor.
If you want to go back to your previous style of doing things, you can't do it at all, so you can only pretend to be "calm and calm".
It is precisely this appearance of pretending to be mature that makes the village chief want to tease Zhang Shuai even more, because in the village chief's heart, he thinks that "young people should be" vigorous and enthusiastic. ”
Don't be like his son Zhang Bin, who looks like "silent and evasive" all day long, "how to look at it, how to get angry."
"Do you know what you are? You are born in a honey pot and don't know sweetness, do you know what it's called? It's called pretending to be an egg, hahaha......"
Seeing the appearance of the village chief, Zhang Shuai didn't know what was going on, he didn't hold back for a while, and hit the village chief's nose with his right hand.
"Bump, oops! Poof"
Seeing a punch down, the village chief was lying on the ground, his nose spurted out instantly, and he donated blood, Zhang Shuai reacted, turned his head and ran.
"Little Wang Balamb, you stop me, do you still have a sense of morality? Since you have attacked me as an old man, your conscience has been eaten by dogs. ”
"Haha... The old man is chasing me! ”
"Stop, don't run..."
Zhang Shuai teased the village chief while running, and after ten minutes..., after getting rid of the village chief, Zhang Shuai said to himself: "No wonder everyone is sometimes very middle two, it turns out that being a middle two is so cool, haha..."
After feeling comfortable, I slowly walked to where I lived.
At this time, on the first floor of the villa, looking at Zhang Long, who was breathing a little weak, the old man couldn't sit still, and after turning around Zhang Long several times, he couldn't help but start treatment.
While the old man was treating, he muttered in his mouth: "This little bastard is really calm, if I don't make a move, this kid will die, is he confident, or does he know that my old man is kind, and he will definitely save this kid." ”
Ten minutes later, I saw Zhang Long, who was breathing steadily, and the old man who had just stood up, and saw Zhang Shuai walking in from outside the door.
"! You little, you have a good grasp of the time, if I hadn't just turned around at the door, I would have thought you were staring at the door. ”
Zhang Shuai, who looked inexplicable, heard this, and after taking a closer look, he found that Zhang Long had also been hit by the fireball technique.
After thinking about it carefully, I understood, "It turned out that Zhang Long was blocked at the staircase at the time, and he was attacked by Xiaowei, I didn't even notice it at the time, so I threw it out, and at that time I heard a faint cry for help, could it be that Zhang Long sent it?" ”
Thinking of this, he hurriedly stepped forward to check Zhang Long's injury, and when he found that there was no incident, he breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly picked up Zhang Long, ready to carry him into the bedroom.
But after picking up Zhang Long, he thought, "The room of the two girls must not go, my room Xiaoyue is resting, so where do I carry him?" ”
"Boy, I saved your friend, won't you even say thank you?"
After hearing the old man's words, Zhang Shuai looked at the old man twice, and said embarrassedly: "Uncle, you are tired, it's all the boy's fault, don't give me general knowledge, okay?" ”
The old man, who thought that his state of mind was "a step worse" than Zhang Shuai, didn't care, and said casually: "Seeing that you kid is young and his mood is so calm, I won't care about you, if you have time, play two games of chess with me." ”
"No problem, I'll find you to play two games when I have time, but can you be a good person to the end? Take me, a friend, to your treatment room and take a break. ”
After seeing Zhang Shuai finish speaking, he stretched out his hands and handed Zhang Long over, and the old man pointed to Zhang Shuai's nose and said, "Get out!" Resist me when you use me, and when you don't use me, let me carry a person on my back, you dream, goodbye! No, never again. ”
After watching the old man finish speaking, he hurriedly ran out, and Zhang Shuai also chased him out.
"Haha... I knew you'd come back, and this time it's up to you where you run. ”
After hearing the voice, Zhang Shuai found that the village chief was running with a stick in his hand and was running angrily.
Zhang Shuai, who was taken aback, casually threw out Zhang Long who was holding in his hand, and only reacted after throwing it out, only had time to say: "Be careful..."
"Want to sneak up on me?"
"Bump"
Zhang Shuai, who hadn't finished speaking, saw that the village chief hit Zhang Long with a stick, and after a sound, Zhang Long was knocked to the ground.
Seeing that Zhang Long may have been woken up by pain, he stretched out his hand and said weakly: "Help... Save me... Save..."