Chapter 103: This is an upgrade
At this time, it has been on the air for half an hour, but there are only a few girls who have been teasing Zhang Shuai, and Zhang Shuai also has a cold face and is silent.
"What's your name, anchor?"
"You're not really deaf, are you?"
"As long as you speak, I'll reward you with rockets."
"Little brother, do you want my sister to take care of you?"
Zhang Shuai, who was in a worse and worse mood, was about to turn off the live broadcast, but was stunned by what happened next.
"You're the lucky one?"
"Damn, it's a man?"
"Why aren't you a woman?"
"How can you be a man?"
"Prepare to see Her Majesty."
saw that the barrage has changed from a few to dense, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has also changed from a few to hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands, and millions......
"Ding"
Seeing those indecent barrages, I was already very unhappy in my heart, and as the sound sounded, another "PK" connection was sent.
Zhang Shuai, who didn't understand the situation, clicked reject casually.
"Ding"
Seeing the video link sent, Zhang Shuai clicked refuse again.
"Ding"
Voice connection, also denied.
After Zhang Shuai refused three times, he also understood in his heart that the other party should be a woman or a person who claimed to be the queen.
"The woman opposite must be an aunt-level character, and she also calls herself the queen, how shameless is this! And always want to video with me, this must be trying to steal my handsomeness. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know what Zhang Shuai was thinking, but they were shocked by Zhang Shuai's "riotous operation", and all of them stopped sending barrages.
After Xiaoyun was rejected three times, the live broadcast room also fell silent.
"Zhang Shuai, you bastard! I'm helping you, and you're rejecting me? ”
After scolding Zhang Shuai in his heart, Xiaoyun continued to click on the connection.
At this time, Zhang Shuai, when the other party applied for a video connection for the sixth time, couldn't help the irritability in his heart, and directly clicked accept.
After connecting with the other party, the opposite side only occupied a small box, and because Xiaoyun had already put on makeup, there was a gap in appearance, and Zhang Shuai did not look at the other party carefully.
The answer is, "Are you sick? still calls yourself the queen, why are you so shameless? ”
After the video of the two was connected, everyone was about to watch Zhang Shuai, "first shocked, and then apologized with a "flattering" face, but was shocked by Zhang Shuai's words.
When I saw the other side, I was speechless by my own two words.
"Why don't you speak? Dumb? Aren't you calling yourself queen? I think you're an old witch. ”
After speaking, Zhang Shuai felt that the woman opposite was a little familiar, and when he was about to take a closer look, he received a "late" message on his mobile phone.
After hearing this familiar exclusive ringtone, Zhang Shuai hurriedly looked away from the computer, but when he saw the information on the mobile phone, he was a little stunned.
"After a while, I will use the identity of Xiaoman to connect with you on a video to boost your popularity, but you must not show that you know me, just as we have never seen before, everything is improvised, try to generate some gossip topics with me."
After seeing the information, Zhang Shuai finally understood who was on the other side.
"This is Xiaoyun, ready to help me as Xiaoman? Pretend you don't know? Try to generate gossip topics? Isn't gossip just the mutual strife of celebrities? I see. ”
Zhang Shuai, who doesn't know the entertainment industry, thinks that after he understands, he is ready to have a "mutual fight" with Xiaoyun.
But Zhang Shuai's thoughts are completely different from Xiaoyun's, but Xiaoyun thought in his heart, "Create a little ambiguous gossip with Zhang Shuai, this news will definitely be on the hot search, and Zhang Shuai can also become a big Internet celebrity as soon as possible." ”
Although Xiaoyun doesn't know why Zhang Shuai has to become a big Internet celebrity, and he must become a big Internet celebrity quickly, but in the case that Zhang Shuai doesn't have any talent, this is also the fastest and best way.
Originally, it was all in Xiaoyun's plan, but when he saw Zhang Shuai's reaction and thought of the time to send the message, he reacted.
"It seems that he should have just received the information, so Zhang Shuai should start as planned."
"This disabled person is a real dick."
"I suddenly feel so pitiful, but why am I so happy in my heart?"
"Xiaoman is so beautiful, he was scolded as an old witch?"
"It's definitely a man among men, a fighting chicken among fighting chickens."
"I bet the other side will be on their knees next."
Zhang Shuai, who thought he understood, saw the information of the barrage and found that the opposite side was indeed "Xiaoman".
"Did I say you're an old witch? You may be a 60-year-old aunt, don't think that if you open a beautiful face and a thin face, I can't see it, I'm sharp-eyed. ”
After speaking, Zhang Shuai also used the two fingers of his right hand to gesture his eyes.
Zhang ...... With a foul mouth, how do you talk? ”
"I have a foul mouth? I knew you had bad intentions, not only did you steal my handsomeness, but you even had deeper thoughts. ”
Xiaoyun was also angry by Zhang Shuai's words, picked up his mobile phone and sent another message to Zhang Shuai.
Seeing that Xiaoyun was angry and didn't speak, Zhang Shuai hesitated slightly, and then continued: "Look at your aggrieved look? Did I say it wrong? ”
In the live broadcast room at this time, although there are many old fans who know that Xiaoman is particularly beautiful, there must be some new fans among them, and keyboard warriors, who also coaxed after they heard Zhang Shuai's words.
"What are you wronged? If you are not convinced, you will turn off the beauty and special effects. ”
"Maybe he was right by this wasted person, maybe it's a 60-year-old aunt."
"Yes, turn off the beauty."
"We're going to see what it really is."
Xiaoyun, who was already very angry, couldn't help but say after seeing the black fans in the live broadcast room, chaotic rhythm: "I have to let you see today, what are the assistants I opened?" ”
As Xiaoyun finished speaking, he turned on all the auxiliaries......
Xiaoyun, who was already naturally beautiful, after turning on the auxiliary, it was like a fairy descending to earth.
The watery eyes seemed to shine with a divine light, and the skin on the face was even more delicate as if it was about to drip water, and the already very delicate facial features became even more exquisite.
Xiaoyun originally had 98 points, but after making up Xiaoman, he only had 93 points, but after turning on the appearance assistance, this can definitely reach 102 points.
Everyone thought that Xiaoman had always been beautiful, but now they found out that Xiaoman, who was originally beautiful, was not a queen, but a fairy.
Zhang Shuai just finished reading the message sent by Xiaoyun, and after knowing that he had misunderstood, and seeing Xiaoyun turn on his face assistance, he couldn't help but say: "Xiaoyun, you are so beautiful, you deserve to be my Zhang Shuai's wife." ”
Because everyone was stunned, they didn't hear Zhang Shuai's words clearly, but everyone heard Zhang Shuai's words clearly.
"Is this still the straight man just now?"
"This man is really shameless, and when he saw that the other party was beautiful, he immediately changed his name."
"This one named Zhang Shuai is really shameless."
"It's mine, don't rob me."
"I'm going to call it a little fairy in the future."
"After turning on the appearance assistance, Xiaoman's beauty has broken through the sky."
"This figure? This look? I'm in love. ”
"I'm going to keep the screenshots."
Seeing the barrage, they all wanted to rob their wives, Zhang Shuai couldn't help but scold.
"You shameless bastards, that's my wife, none of you are allowed to take screenshots, and if you dare to hit my wife again, I will abolish you."
Seeing Zhang Shuai's jealous look, Xiaoyun, who was about to turn off his beauty, stopped.
"Husband, you look so cute when you're jealous."
Hearing Xiaoyun's coquettish words, and a charming look, Zhang Shuai's "vinegar jar" overturned, with a commanding tone.
"You are mine, you are only allowed to show me in the future, you can't cheap this group of perverts, hurry up and get off the live broadcast, otherwise I will definitely clean you up."
I was about to continue to "tease" Zhang Shuai, but when I saw Zhang Shuai's darkened face, I knew that he was already a little angry, so I hurriedly said: "You are powerful, you can't be angry with the little girl, the little girl will go live now." ”
"No, you can't go live."
"Don't go, fairy!"
"I'm grass, Zhang Shuai, you bastard, you dare to threaten my goddess?"
After Xiaoyun finished speaking, he casually glanced at the barrage and turned off the live broadcast.
"My grass, really sown?"
"Dog thief, you must not die well."
After Xiaoyun went off the air, all the fans in his live broadcast room moved to Zhang Shuai's room and abused him in various ways.
After seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Zhang Shuai was about to turn off the live broadcast.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, get the title of junior Internet celebrity, and reward 1 attribute."
After hearing the system's prompt, Zhang Shuai was immediately stunned, and when Zhang Shuai was hesitating whether to go off the air.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, won the title of intermediate Internet celebrity, and rewarded with 5 attributes."
"Wow, the title has improved so quickly, what is the next broadcast? Watch me fight alone. ”
Thinking of Zhang Shuai here, he immediately came to his senses.
"You dicks, do you see? That's my wife, and I let her broadcast it. ”
"Holy shit, this anchor is so arrogant."
"You, a disabled person, what qualifications do you have to pursue a goddess?"
"You are a waste, what are you arrogant?"
Seeing everyone's words, Zhang Shuai said arrogantly and said: "Don't look at me as a disabled person, but I can marry the goddess in your heart, are you angry?" ”
Zhang Shuai, who was motivated, started a "mutual fight" with the fans in the live broadcast room.
Everyone originally planned to leave after scolding a few words, but seeing Zhang Shuai so arrogant, they all paid attention.
Because there is only one thought in everyone's mind.
"This person is so shameless, how can you relieve your anger with a few scolding? You have to pay attention to it, and when he starts the live broadcast, you will trouble him, and you must scold him for being autistic. ”
With everyone's thoughts, the people who pay attention to Zhang Shuai are rising like a rocket.
Dozens, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, until thirty-two million.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, won the title of senior Internet celebrity, and rewarded 25 attributes."
finally heard the sound of upgrading, but seeing the live broadcast room, there were still tens of millions of fans, Zhang Shuai said to everyone with some reluctance.
"You keyboard warriors, you can only spit out a fragrant mouth, what else can you do? Angry or not? Anyway, I'm not angry, I just like to look at you, so angry that I grit my teeth, but I can't do anything to me.
Haha...... are you angry? Do you want to hit me? But you can't beat it, hey! Invincible, it's so lonely!
I'm going to sleep with your goddess in my arms, so stay alone in the empty room and find your five-fingered girl!" A pack of single dogs...... ”