At the lunch table, watching Long Haotian persuade himself to drink cup by glass, as if he wanted to get himself drunk?

"What's going on with him? Why do you want to get me drunk? You just want to get me drunk, you have to have that strength, look at this, a few more drinks, and you'll go under the table. ”

Thinking of this, Zhang Shuai hesitated, "Do you want to drink it again?" If you drink the future father-in-law under the table, will it be a little inauthentic? ”

"Zhang Shuai, what do you want? Come! Dry this glass. ”

"Uncle, let's stop drinking, right? I see you're almost there, why don't I help you go upstairs to rest?" ”

"No! I haven't drunk yet, today is the two of us, the first time I drink, I must drink you down. ”

Hearing Long Haotian's words, the corners of Zhang Shuai's mouth twitched. "What are you doing? I don't know wow, I said I didn't drink too much, my brothers called out, and they still want to drink me under the table, do you have the strength to allow it? ”

"What are you doing? I'm all done, why don't you drink it quickly and look down on your brother? Let me tell you, Zhang Shuai, my brother has nothing else, what the money is, after you and Xiaoyun get married, I will let you choose the property in your brother's name. ”

"Uncle, I've drunk a little too much, can I stop drinking? I look at you now, and you've become two uncles. ”

Zhang Shuai can't help it, after all, the first time he drinks with his future father-in-law, he drinks his father-in-law down, which is indeed a bit inappropriate, so Zhang Shuai is ready to "pretend to be drunk".

"What's your name uncle, didn't you say you want to call you big brother? Punish you, punish yourself with three cups, drink quickly, don't cheat. ”

Seeing that Zhang Shuai's body shook a little after drinking three cups in a row, Long Haotian said: "You kid is not honest, what do you think when you see two uncles?" I wouldn't know? Don't you just want to marry a wife? Okay, I agreed, but Zhang Shuai! After marrying two wives, can you take care of it at night? Can you do it? ”

"You're underestimating me, how can a man say no? Don't say two, it's just three. ”

After listening to Zhang Shuai's words, Long Haotian said expectantly: "You are dishonest, do you have any tricks?" Tell Big Brother quickly. ”

Zhang Shuai, who was pretending to be drunk, looked at Long Haotian's eyes glowing with an expectant look, and he couldn't react a little, and then after a little contemplation, he understood the truth.

said: "Do you know why Xiaoyun is getting more and more beautiful? And the physical fitness is getting better and better, so I'll let you watch a good thing today. ”

After speaking, Zhang Shuai took out a fruit of life and introduced the role of the fruit to Long Haotian.

"The one who stepped on the horse, sure enough, was pitted by your kid, I said that I used to write homework once, but now I can't write twice a day, it turns out that you are doing ghost behind your back, see how I clean you up in the future, but now I have to find a way to get some of this fruit from this kid's hands."

After taking out the fruit himself, Long Haotian on the other side stared at the fruit, his eyes lit up in contemplation, and the corners of his mouth almost drooped.

Seeing this, Zhang Shuai naturally understood what Long Haotian meant, and hurriedly took out nine more and handed them to Long Haotian.

"With good things, how can the younger brother forget the eldest brother? These will be given to the eldest brother to recuperate his body. ”

After Long Haotian took the fruit, he said with a disgusted face: "Will ten be too little, no?" Give me ten more ......"

After hearing this, Zhang Shuai looked at the space ring again, and there were still 36 fruits. "My 100 fruits have already been divided, if it weren't for the fact that Uncle Wang gave me another 50 when it came out at the end, I can't say that I will be hated by Long Haotian, so I should break the fortune and avoid disasters!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Shuai gritted his teeth, took out five more and handed them to Long Haotian.

"I don't have a few left, although I don't need these things, but after all, I have to leave a little for Xiaoyun, but the eldest brother has spoken, why do I have to give you five more."

Hurriedly holding the five in his hand, Long Haotian took the 15 fruits, entered the house, and locked them in the safe.

Now Zhang Shuai finally understands that today's dinner is purely prepared by Long Haotian for the fruit.

Helplessly, he said to himself, "Why bother? You are an elder. If you open your mouth and ask me directly, can I still give it? Why bother going around in circles with me here? Coming from the morning, introducing the industry for three hours, and pretending to be drunk with me at the dinner table, you say it directly to me, and I will give it to you immediately, hey! ”

Long Haotian, who was refreshed, had just come back when he heard the second half of Zhang Shuai's sentence, and his eyes immediately flashed with a burst of "fine light".

"Xiaoshuai, what did you just say you wanted to give me?"

Zhang Shuai, who looked inexplicable, replied casually: "No, I didn't say anything to you?" Big brother, didn't I give you 15 life fruits just now? ”

"Who's your big brother? You want to call me uncle now, and after you marry my daughter, you want to call me father-in-law, but Zhang Shuai, you don't respect my future father-in-law at all? There are such good things, you actually gave 15 to your eldest brother, and you didn't give any of them to your father-in-law, it seems that your marriage is ......"

Seeing that Long Haotian did not have a trace of drunkenness, and still looked "sanctimonious", Zhang Shuai completely understood, "shamelessness can be endless".

With a "constipated" look on his face, Zhang Shuai still gritted his teeth and took out another 10 fruits.

"Uncle, be kind."

Holding the fruit in his hand, Long Haotian said with a smile: "Since you know that you have to be kind, why does Xiaoyun have it?" Does your aunt have it? Even Pingping? And your big brother has it, but he doesn't have me? ”

"There are still the last six here, I don't know uncle, but, full, meaning."

Seeing Zhang Shuai's gritted teeth, Long Haotian also knew that it was enough.

"I really didn't misunderstand you, you will definitely be a good son-in-law, but in business, you still don't understand it, so be it! The seven-star hotel where you and Xiaoyun held their wedding was transferred to your name, first, to keep a souvenir, and second, to let you exercise. ”

Zhang Shuai, who wanted to open his mouth to refuse, thought about it, and finally gritted his teeth and replied: "Then thank you uncle, I drank a little too much, so I went back to rest first." ”

After speaking, Zhang Shuai, controlling the wheelchair, turned around and walked out.

"Zhang Shuai! Next time you have something good, remember to give it to your uncle first, otherwise, it will cause family disharmony, you know? ”

"Whew, Whew......"

After a few deep breaths, he suppressed the urge to scold.

Seeing Zhang Shuai pause, he left without answering.

"Small, fight with me, you're still very tender, haha......"

Long Haotian, who had an arrogant face, hummed a small song, and "Meizizi" went up to the second floor......