Chapter 7, Daddy Bear
The two bears roared and came in an instant. Not allowing the ass to think too much, he slashed at the bear at the front with a single sword.
Just listening to the sound, the huge impact of the bear almost shook the sword away. Qi Fei's mouth was numb, and there was already a trace of blood oozing out, but the bear was very energetic, and there was no injury on his body.
Unexpectedly, this thing that can be called a sword can't hurt you in the slightest, Qi Fart couldn't help but shout: "What a bear!" and then pulled the little girl behind him, and ran away.
Who knew that when I chased the little girl just now, I didn't realize how fast the bear was, and at this moment, I had just run two or three steps and was blocked by the two bears' elusive speed.
Qi Fart didn't quite understand the reason for the huge contrast. Anyway, it can't be beaten, and it doesn't make much difference if you don't understand it. He took the little girl's hand and motioned for her to calm down. "Little girl, I'll take you to kill the bear that stands in your way, and he'll pounce on us. When the time comes, you don't have to worry about me, run with confidence, everything is up to me!"
The little girl didn't know if she was too frightened, and the expression on her face at the moment was quite unnatural, a little like crying and laughing, but she couldn't bear it.
Qi Feizi didn't bother to carefully study the little girl's spiritual components, so he pulled her and ran towards the bear in front of him.
As he expected, the bear rose to his feet and pounced on the two of them. The other bear did not slack off, and hurried after him from behind.
Qi Butt Kid pushed the little girl away, and a sword came towards the bear from the bottom up. The bear didn't take the sword seriously at all, and threw himself under the sword with the people. With a big mouth, the saliva with a peculiar smell flowed down.
Rather than being gnawed to death in one mouthful, it is better to have a good time. Qi Fei's wrist flicked, and suddenly the sword slashed towards his neck.
Poof! The world swirled, blood splattered, and the whole world was lost and chaotic. Qi Fei's head left his body, and he made a few turns along the mountain before stopping.
He was not as good as a moment, and he wanted to close his eyes in a daze like a sleepless person, but the scene in front of him made him frown.
He saw the little girl squatting on the ground not far away, and he was smiling! What's the matter? Did I save a fool? He wanted to go over and communicate with the little girl, exchange the treatment of neuropathy, and throw the little girl aside by the way, as far as he wanted.
The vision was getting blurry, it was getting darker, and my mind was not working. Suddenly, Qi Fei's head went blank, and there was no movement.
He had another dream, and there was a dark shadow standing there gasping, and a figure was blowing and hitting a head, and his mouth was nagging: "Hold on to it! You are really not reassuring! Why can't you meet a good thing!?" Another person is practicing swords.
In addition, I am also four people, and my dream is to become more and more overcrowded, and they are all black households. Lots and lots of black people are hiding in their dreams, tossing like crazy. "Can you hear me?" shouted the Monkey at the top of his voice.
No one responded to him, and the three shadows were still busy with their own business. The Monkey tried to get close to them, but found that he couldn't move. Isn't it possible to do whatever you want in your dreams? Why do you feel like you're imprisoned!
The head of the Qi fart child was lying on the ground, his face was pale, and there was still a small pool of blood on his neck, which was the scene of the first accident at first glance.
The bear who pressed the ass released his paws, looked at the little girl, and blamed: "Girl, I told you that it would kill people, but you just don't listen." You look dead now!"
The girl said unhappily: "If you die, you will die!" I was quite scared when I looked at that head just now. As she spoke, the girl walked over to the head of the ass child. "Look at this blood, it's red, it's so beautiful! Dad, why don't you take a few sips!"
The bear lying on the headless corpse, that is, the girl's father, criticized: "If you want to drink, I have it in front of me, more than that mess! I said why are you so cruel! How do you usually educate you!"
It seems that the other bear not far away is the girl's mother. She ran over in a few steps and urged: "Dad, don't rub it off, after a while, this child will be dead, and it will be difficult to save." ”
The girl said happily: "Dad, you heard it! Mom said that this child can still be saved, you said that you still criticize me, hurry up and save people!"
The girl's father was a little unhappy on his face, although the bear looked different from the human, but he still saw it from the point of humming. "Bear child, you are causing trouble! you, come and save it!"
The girl's mother bit the hair of the Qi Butt Child, and returned to the corpse of the Qi Butt Child, carefully slammed her head on the corpse, and then opened her mouth, and three pounds of saliva was splashed on the Qi Fart Child's head.
Qi Feizi was watching the three people busy in confusion, and suddenly a basin of cold water was poured on his head, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that a bear was looking at him with its mouth wide open. He was very confused, very confused, and couldn't help but think that he was mentally delirious and hallucinated. Rather than being gnawed to death in one mouthful, it is better to have a good time. Looks like we're going to have to die again.
He is also a person with firm beliefs, no wonder those cattle people want to ask the gods to summon themselves. It's a pity that the jealous talent died early. As the saying goes, widows are not afraid of hooligans, nymphos are not afraid of perverts, and no one is afraid of losing their mother! Thinking of these unrelated words, he had to shake his hand and wipe his neck once, but he felt that his wrist was pressed.
He was dying!? he howled in anger and despair, "You---Daddy!"
When the girl's mother heard this, she immediately became angry and replied in a louder voice, "I am her mother!!"
When Qi Feizi heard this, he suddenly felt a little confused, but then he was a little happy. It turns out that if you can speak human words, then you should be able to make some sense. Although there was not much communication, and I didn't know what her mother meant for a while, it could start from other aspects. He shouted righteously: "Her mother, don't eat people! Stop! We are all family!"
The girl didn't think so, "I'm hungry! If you don't eat it, who will you eat?" just bear with it, contribute some meat to me, and I'll keep your bone rack as a souvenir." If you want to contribute some more residual heat, you can feed your bones to the dogs. You can go with confidence!" After speaking, the girl's mother stretched out her head, and her big mouth was horizontal in front of Qi Fei's eyes, completely blocking Qi Fei's sight. The world has become the girl's mother's big mouth, and the smoky teeth are really sharp!! Qi Fei's head tilted, and he simply closed his eyes.
I only heard the girl's father crawl over a few times, and gently criticized: "you, you're not done yet, what can you do if the child is scared? Let it go!"
Qi Feizi only felt that his hand was loose, and his eyes turned from black to red, and he hurriedly opened his eyes and found that the girl's mother was already standing with her legs upright.
This head, half taller than himself, looks really majestic and majestic, and can definitely be ranked in the top two in the village, and it is still debatable whether the top two in ten miles and eight villages can be ranked.
Since you don't eat yourself, then quickly stand up and not leave any thoughts for the enemy. Qi Feizi stood up, clenched his fists and said, "I still have urgent matters at home, so I won't chat with you." Farewell!" said and turned to leave.
Unexpectedly, the girl jumped in front of him in a few steps at this moment, with one hand, blocking his way. "There is no one living in this area for a hundred and eighty miles, where is your home?"
Qi Feizi pondered for a while, and said with a painful nonsense: "Who knows how to go! I have made you completely amnesia, and I only remember that there is an urgent matter at home." I think the three of them are also very busy, so I won't bother the three, I just wander around by myself, and sooner or later I will be able to find a home!"
The girl's father comforted: "Don't be afraid, young man! We all eat monkeys and crocodiles and the like and can't speak, so how can we be embarrassed to eat like you!"
Qi Feizi said in disbelief: "After all, I am a human being, and I am not the same as you, and others can't say anything wrong after eating me!"
The girl's mother said: "This is young, and I don't have enough depth to think about things." Those who can speak, all equal, which are divided into what kinds. How can people like us, who uphold justice, love peace, and do things everywhere, eat indiscriminately?"
The girl's father added, "For example, if a pig could talk, would you still eat a pig?"
This is a very profound question, and I really can't come to a conclusion for a while. But listening to what these two said is quite true, I guess I am really not in any danger. "If you two really don't eat me, that's naturally good. I wonder why you're here to come up with such a bad trick to tease people!?"
The little girl replied first: "I was practicing with my parents, and I happened to notice that you were passing by. This practice is also quite tiring, and there is no entertainment, so I will play you with it! You won't be angry, will you!?"
Anger also requires strength! This time, I will keep it in my heart, and sooner or later I will have a chance to take revenge! Qi fart said happily: "How can you be angry, such a cute little girl, she will be happy when she looks at it." I can't get angry when I see you!"
The little girl said proudly: "Mom and Dad! You have all seen it! I am a beautiful woman and a moon that everyone loves, even if I bully people, no one can be angry!"
What self-love! The heart is so big and the skin is thick. Qi Feizi smiled: "This girl is really modest and cautious, and she is a model for my generation. I have a question for three of you, and I wonder if I can answer it?"
The girl's mother said, "Do you want to ask, why can two bears become human parents?"
Qi Fart said, "Isn't it?"
The girl's father smiled and sang, "Because we are all a family! After saying that, his body shook, and the bones and flesh were like dough, compressing and expanding, and after a while, they became the appearance of a person.
This man is about 20 years old, with a very strong body, wearing a very light clothes, and he is a handsome representative. As soon as this man had succeeded in his transformation, a breeze suddenly blew around him, blowing his clothes and swaying, which was very charming. "Good wind!hahahaha!"
The girl's mother smiled: "You should come out of the whole rainbow again, this is worth seeing!" Sure enough, before she finished speaking, a rainbow flashed, which was very gorgeous. At this time, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and a column of water fell from the sky, heading straight for the girl's father.
The girl's father hurriedly dodged and hid aside, only to see that the water column had not yet fallen to the ground, but it was gone.
Qi Fei's children watched from the sidelines, and they couldn't help but be a little fascinated. This strength is definitely the top two in the list of ten miles and eight villages, which is too powerful. Could it be that this is the group of cattle fork people who summon themselves? Calling for wind and rain can definitely solve the problem of farming well. Thinking of the village of ten miles and eight villages, Qi Feizi couldn't help but plead: "When I came, there was a great drought in the village for more than a year, I wonder if you can ask the two of you to do me a favor and rain some rain for us?"
The girl's mother was very happy and said, "Okay! We are worried that we have nothing to do! Where is your house? Take us quickly!"