Chapter 45 The dormitory version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" "Confession of Relatives by Blood"
Embarrassed, quiet, like a basin of cold water, but it can't extinguish Shi Yu's blood boiling at the moment.
Shi Yu paced to Lin Shien, who was holding her mobile phone and concentrating, stared at her, and said expectantly: "Shien, how is it?"
Lin Shien didn't look at her, and answered perfunctorily "um", her two hands kept tapping on the keyboard of her mobile phone, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth from time to time.
Well?!
Just one?!
Perfunctory, too perfunctory!
What are you doing, Shi Yu leaned out her neck, and quickly glanced at Lin Shien's mobile phone interface.
Who are you chatting with so much fun?
Hmph, it's so fun to chat with others, and when you get to her, it's "um".
Woman!
But how did she feel so familiar with this avatar?
It's like, I've seen it somewhere.
Where?
Shi Yu looked at the ceiling, her eyes were empty, and she didn't think about it for a long time. In the end, I decided not to want to, it doesn't matter!
Shi Yu came to her senses, holding Lin Shien's hand and shaking it constantly, staring at her pitifully, and said in a soft voice: "Is Shien Shien good?" Look at us lying in the room, no entertainment at all, how boring it is. ”
"How fun and interesting it is for everyone to play a scene together. It's not good, Shien. ”
Lin Shien's brain was buzzing by Shi Yu, her eyes were clouded, and she felt dizzy and swollen.
This is really, this girl is day by day, and she wants to play it one by one.
Lin Shien quickly sent out a message of "Something, let's talk tomorrow" and put down the phone. sighed silently, turned his head to Shi Yu and smirked, and said helplessly: "Why did you think of performing this again?"
After Shi Yu coughed twice and cleared her throat, she moved her face, squeezed out a "standard eight-toothed smile", and after accumulating strength for a while, she said in a loud voice: "People just think about it, Sister Shien, okay." You just promise your sister, my sister knows that my sister is the best. ”
said, and pretended to be affectionate and threw a wink at Lin Shien.
Lin Shien was so frightened by Shi Yu that goosebumps rose.
She really saw it tonight, I can't imagine it, under the quiet appearance of the little girl, she is quite playful?!
Seeing that Shi Yu still had a tendency to come again, Lin Shien hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, stop, stop." I agree, I agree. ”
I'm really scared of you.
Suddenly, Shan Yunran said: "I haven't agreed yet!"
Shan Yunran hugged his hands, tilted his head to look at the wall, and pouted with a proud look.
Seeing this, Shi Yu smiled meaningfully at Shan Yunran, and said categorically: "You will definitely agree."
Shan Yunran thought to herself: Hey, she has such a little temper, she still doesn't agree, hum.
Shi Yu looked at Shan Yunran like this, leaned her head to her ear, and whispered to her that she didn't know what to say.
Anyway, Lin Shien saw that as soon as Shi Yu finished speaking, Shan Yunran's eyes were shining with a terrifying green light, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and said loudly: "Okay, I agree!"
Seeing this, Shi Yu stretched out her hand and pointed in the direction of the door, looked at Shan Yunran, and said with a serious face: "Go, the organization believes that you will definitely complete the task successfully!"
"Don't worry!" Shan Yunran held Shi Yu's other hand, nodded heavily in response as if he was carrying a heavy responsibility, and even saluted.
Immediately, Shan Yunran turned over and got up, and rushed out of the room with a puff of smoke.
Lin Shien's face was full of question marks: What happened?
Shi Yu looked like she knew this and touched her chin with satisfaction.
Well, the children can be taught.
"What did you do?" Lin Shien thought back to the scene just now and said incredulously.
Shi Yu looked at Lin Shien, who was confused, as if she had suddenly realized, and said in a fluttering tone: "Oh, it's nothing." I just mean, don't you want to watch Qi Yin Xi play the nobleman? ”
Lin Shien: ......
……
Half a day.
After Shi Yu finished telling Yu Xin and Qi Yinxi her thoughts, Yu Xin was fine, seeing that Shi Yu wanted to act so happily, she nodded and agreed.
Moreover, after experiencing it once, he has been indifferent.
But Qi Yinxi turned around on the spot and was about to leave.
Just kidding, he won't agree to let him play the emperor, and he is a nobleman?!
No way!
When Shi Yu saw this situation, she didn't stop it, so she glanced at Shan Yunran and then turned her head, full of confidence.
"What are you doing? No way, don't pull me. Qi Yinxi lowered his head and looked at Shan Yunran's hand holding his arm, and kept trying to shake it off, his face full of rejection.
But Shan Yunran said that he wouldn't let go.
No way! She will never let go, she must see Qi Yinxi acting as a nobleman, and then laugh at him for the rest of her life.
After a moment, when the two were at a stalemate, Shan Yunran suddenly loosened some of the strength in his hand, his face changed and he smiled like a flower, and said sweetly in a pretentious tone: "Brother Qi, you can act." You're the best, you're the best, I'm sure you won't be willing to refuse me. You can just act, okay? ”
Qi Yinxi's pupils shrank, his whole person was petrified on the spot, and his feet were stunned.
Depend on! Shan Yunran is crazy!
Under the operation of Shan Yunran's crazy demon, Shi Yu, Yu Xin, and Lin Shien were also stunned.
Just when Shi Yu thought that she expected something to go wrong, Qi Yinxi would not be able to stand it and leave. After Shan Yunran pleaded angrily again, Qi Yinxi actually turned around and came back.
Qi Yinxi looked at the shocked people and was so ashamed that he wanted to leave, but he recalled the coquettishness and smile of Shan Yunran just now in his mind, and he was unexpectedly a little reluctant.
Qi Yinxi thought to himself, he was really crazy about him!
Qi Yinxi simply closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up, I'll regret it if it's too late!"
When Shi Yu heard this, she hurriedly got up and arranged work for a few people.
When everyone was arranging the venue together, Shi Yu looked at Shan Yunran, who was smiling proudly beside Qi Yinxi with a black face, and sighed that it was so fragrant.
Sure enough, as soon as Shan Yunran came out, Qi Yinxi would die!
……
After a few moments, the actors are already in place.
The five-person dormitory version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" "Dripping Blood Confession" starts now!
Actors: Shi Yu - Emperor, Yu Xin - Queen, Lin Shien - Xi Guifei, Shan Yunran - Jingbai Shitai (Su Peisheng), Qi Yinxi - Qi Guiren.
and the pillow - the sixth elder brother.
Appearance props: palace costume - quilt five beds.
The music sounds, and the actors enter!
Qi Yinxi looked at Yu Xin in front of him, and Yu Guang looked at Lin Shien in front of him diagonally, and after bending down slightly, he pinched the tissue with his fingers, and said impassionedly at twice the speed: "The concubine wants to accuse Concubine Xi of fornication and defile the harem, and the crime cannot be punished!"
After seeing the different faces of the "concubines", Qi Yinxi stretched out the index finger and middle finger of his right hand to make an oath, his eyes widened, his tone was firm, and he said excitedly: "The concubine swears by the Guerjia clan, if there is half a lie, the whole clan will end up without a back!"
Yu Xin rolled his eyes as if to verify whether what Guiren Qi said was true, and then put on a fair and just look, and asked with a fake sad face: "Guiren Qi, you said that Guifei Xi had an affair, who is the adulterer?"
As soon as Lin Shien heard the word "adulterer", his fingers grabbed the tissue tightly and pinched it into his palm, and his heart was raised to his throat, but his face looked calm.
Qi Yinxi looked at the panic that flashed in Lin Shien's eyes, smiled proudly, his eyebrows fluttered, he was very confident, and said categorically: "Imperial Doctor Wen Shichu!"
didn't hear the name that he was afraid to hear, Lin Shien's whole body relaxed, no longer nervous, but looked at Qi Yinxi like a clown.
Qi Yinxi looked like a villain, pulled Shan Yunran on the side, raised his eyebrows and said, "Master Jingbai, tell me about it."
Shan Yunran immediately understood, pointed at Lin Shien, and was furious, as if she had made a big mistake, and began to distort the facts in front of everyone, adding fuel and vinegar: "When Concubine Xi was in Ganlu Temple, Imperial Doctor Wen didn't miss it. nominally checked the body of Concubine Xi, but in fact, the two had already taken advantage of this to secretly communicate with each other! ”
Shan Yunran has a taste of green tea: "It's a pity that the poor nuns are soft-spoken, and they never dare to bump into the nobles, so they have never dared to tell the truth."
Soon, Shan Yunran pretended to be righteous and said, "But, if you don't say it, the poor nun has an uneasy conscience as a monk. So, before you die, tell the truth. ”
Lin Shien couldn't help sneering in her heart.
At this moment, Shi Yu walked leisurely behind the "concubines" with her hands behind her back, looked at a few people, and said dissatisfied: "There is no day of peace in the harem, how can I be safe."
Shi Yu glared, and Shan Yunran was so frightened that she wanted to urinate on her ass.
Seeing that the "emperor" was coming, Qi Yinxi half-knelt in front of Shi Yu and said, "The concubine wants to accuse Concubine Xi of fornication and defile the harem!"
Shi Yu slapped Qi Yinxi "hard", making Qi Yinxi touch his face, half lying on the ground, looking at Shi Yu with aggrieved eyes and tears.
Shi Yu scolded angrily: "Slut, nonsense!"
After Shi Yu and Yu Xin stood side by side, Yu Xin looked at Shi Yu, pretending to think about His Majesty for the Qing Dynasty, frowning, and said with worry: "Your Majesty, the stakes are very high, I really can't help but be careful!"
Shi Yu rubbed her fingers, and when she heard Yu Xin's words, it was reasonable. raised his head, turned his head to look at Yu Xin, and asked, "Then you say, what is called careful?"
Yu Xin said slowly: "I'm afraid I will have to drop blood to recognize my relatives."
Shi Yu personally hugged the sixth elder brother (pillow) to confess his relatives, and Lin Shien knelt on the ground and begged to no avail.
Under Yu Xin's stealing of the sky, the result can be imagined.
Shi Yu saw the blood blending, felt that her head was a green grassland, and slapped Lin Shien angrily, pinched her face and scolded: "Slut, what else do you have to say!"
Lin Shien explained while crying pitifully, and after observing that there was a problem with the water, he hurriedly said that he wanted to re-confess his relatives with blood.
Shi Yu took a look and found that the cat was greasy, so she changed to new water and tried again.
Yu Xin and Qi Yinxi glanced at each other, looking panicked.
For a moment, the blood did not melt.
Shi Yu put on a face of "I already knew", helped Lin Shien, who was kneeling on the ground, and said affectionately: "Huanhuan, I blame you."
Lin Shien shed two lines of tears, and said empathetically: "The concubine is not wronged."
The beauty cried, and Shi Yu, in order to prove that she was just confused just now, immediately ordered someone to drag Shan Yunran down and kill him with a cane.
Shan Yunran understood his eyes very well, and while shouting "The emperor spares his life", he retreated.
Yu Xin scolded Lin Shien in her heart, but knelt at Shi Yu's feet and wept: "The concubine was wronged, and the concubine remembered her sister's ......"
Shi Yu had a cold face, interrupted Yu Xin's words, and said coldly: "You are not worthy of Pure Yuan, how can you compare with her!"
Yu Xin laughed miserably, looking depressed, but she didn't expect her to be wrong after all.
Shi Yu turned her head and ordered Shan Yunran (Su Peisheng) to pull Qi Yinxi down and enter the cold palace.
Shan Yunran hurriedly complied with the order, grabbed Qi Yinxi's waist on both sides with both hands, and dragged him away mercilessly.
While dragging it, Shan Yunran looked at Qi Yinxi, who was shouting "Emperor" heartbreakingly, and laughed uncontrollably.
Hahaha, Qi noble, Abuqi Yinxi, I can't imagine that you also have today.
This girl is finally going to turn over as a serf and sing!
Just when Qi Yinxi was lying on the ground and stretched out a hand to Shi Yu and cried "Emperor", the door was quietly opened.
received a complaint that Shi Yu's bedroom was noisy and disturbing the people in the middle of the night, and the three coaches who hurried to investigate the situation were dumbfounded in the face of this situation.
Five: Large social death scene.
……
Since then, the five of them tacitly hid back in the dormitory after training, and An An never dared to do this again, and the state continued until everyone left school.
Two weeks later, Yushi No. 1 Middle School ushered in the entrance exam.
In the examination room, Shi Yu, who was desperately facing mathematics and geometry, caught a glimpse of Shi Yu in front of her and secretly passed her a note.
Shi Yu was ecstatic and took it, and quietly opened the note in the palm of her hand.
But when Shi Yu saw the contents of the note, the smile on her face froze unexpectedly.