08 What is the difference between this woman talking and farting?
Song Xixi shamelessly unscrewed the hot water, and the water from the shower instantly poured down and splashed on Tang Zhihuan.
Tang Zhihuan had never felt such a humiliating sense of powerlessness, his cold face was flushed, and finally he became angry:
"Song Xixi!"
"It's not like we haven't washed together, and if you don't wash it, there will be no hot water."
After getting married, every time she was halfway through the bath, Tang Zhihuan pushed open the door and came in, staring at her intently while undressing: "Save water and wash together." ”
"Tang Zhihuan, which shower gel is yours?" Song Xixi looked at the row of toiletries of various colors and asked curiously.
Xueba is also a human being, and the shower liquid shampoo they use is the same as ordinary people like them.
"You ......" Do you dare to go a little more too far!
He couldn't even turn around, stiffening against the cold porcelain wall.
"This? Scented men's bath gel ......"
Song Xixi read the name on the wrapping paper, and her phoenix eyes narrowed into a thin line with a smile: "I smelled the faint fragrance on your body today, it should be this." ”
It's no wonder that she doesn't know that Tang Zhihuan listens to all the daily necessities after marriage.
Even the mask and essence she bought on Double 11, Tang Zhihuan took it and used it.
Say what the lab is too dry and the skin is uncomfortable.
Outcome...... Nima, wipe your face with her eye serum! Also rub your neck!
And then he dared to take it for granted: "Isn't this just like Dabao?" ”
Dabao, your whole family is Dabao!
Song Xixi cried on the spot, and was stunned that Tang Zhihuan was not allowed to sleep in the bedroom.
Wiping off the water droplets on his eyelashes, Song Xixi stuck out his tongue and pulled it away at once.
Without waiting for Tang Zhihuan to answer, the bathroom door was knocked again, and the force was too heavy, and Song Xixi was caught off guard and consciously rushed to a safe place.
"Ahh
……
Silence returned after a slight squeak.
"Tang Zhihuan? What happened to you? "Outside the door is still Li Boan.
After a pause, he heard Tang Zhihuan's stiff voice coming out: "Ahem...... It's okay, the water is too hot. ”
"How do I hear a woman's voice?"
At the turn of the ball game just now, the three of them did hear the voice of a woman in the bathroom, low and crunchy, not to mention quite strong.
There was only one towel in the bathroom, and Tang Zhihuan hesitated.
finally wrapped Song Xixi and covered her eyes with her backhand.
"Tang Zhihuan, you're not going to vent in the bathroom, are you?"
"Hahaha......"
The uncontrollable laughter rang out one after another, Tang Zhihuan's flushed face suddenly turned even redder, and he took two deep breaths: "My cousin called me, what do you want!" ”
"Hahaha, then hurry up, I'm going to go to the toilet and go to sleep."
On a cloudy morning, they still have to sharpen their guns to review the key points of the exam, and it is almost half past eleven.
"Hmm."
Hearing the sullen response, Li Boan walked away again.
"Song Xixi, don't open your eyes!"
"It's not that I haven't seen it......" Song Xixi pursed his mouth.
"Song Xixi!"
"Uh-huh! I definitely don't look at it! ”
Anyway, what should be seen and what should not be watched, she has already finished watching it, but she went into the bathroom with Tang Zhihuan.
Tang Zhihuan let go of the hand covering her eyes, hurriedly put on her pants, and when she put on her clothes, she was grabbed by Song Xixi's arm.
Tang Zhihuan almost suffocated to death with a mouthful of blood!
What is the difference between this woman's words and farting?
Song Xixi smiled innocently: "My clothes are all wet, give me a shirt to wear." ”
After speaking, he directly pulled off his wide short sleeves from Tang Zhihuan's hand and put them on his body: "Thank you~"
When he opened the bathroom door, Li Boan ran over with a piece of paper, he was in a hurry, but after seeing Tang Zhihuan's blood-red face, he stopped:
"Tang Zhihuan, what did you do in the bathroom......"
Li Boan hesitated for a while, whether to go in or wait for the smell to disperse before going in.