"Bastard!" The fat general slammed his fist on the table in front of him.

There are two things he hates the most, one is that people say that he is fat, and in this barracks, no soldier dares to say this word.

The second is the fear of death, very afraid of death!

And Tang Ping's dead fat man can be described as stepping on thunder accurately, and at the same time touching his two biggest taboos.

"Give me someone, give me someone!"

Tang Ping looked at the fat man who was thundering, and said unhurriedly, "I've been hurting a lot in my knees lately, right? It's hard to get up to this second floor, right? Do you get dizziness, headaches, and tinnitus from time to time?"

Tang Ping asked three questions in a row, and as soon as each question came out, the fat general's face changed by three points.

"General......" Several guards rushed in with weapons, and two of them directly aimed their weapons at Tang Ping and the others in the room in order to earn performance.

But whoever wanted to hurt his butt was kicked aside by the fat general.

"You...... You...... How do you know?"

You must know the symptoms Tang Ping just mentioned, he has them all!

The production level of Tianzhu is not high in the whole place, and this harbor chief is as fat as him, and he is still the only one, so there is usually no way to communicate with other fat people.

Afraid of death, he was told by Tang Ping about his recent symptoms one by one, although his face was still calm, but his voice had begun to tremble.

"Hey......" Tang Ping sighed, looked at the fat general and said, "It's been recently, if you want to do something, hurry up and do it, and if you want to eat, hurry up and eat it."

"Don't, don't!" The fat man's face turned white, and he told himself to eat and drink well, doesn't this mean that he doesn't have a few days to live?

If Tang Ping said something else, he might not believe it, but now he said that knee pain, dizziness, headache, tinnitus are all in the middle of several symptoms, how dare he bet?

"Someone, please...... Please sit down with the envoys of the Tang Dynasty!"

Then he kicked a guard in the ass again: "I don't have any eyesight, I don't know how to bring some fruit to your guests?"

The one who was kicked was the guard who had just received a few big silver coins from Tang Ping, but he didn't expect that in a short period of time, Tang Ping would become the guest of his own general, and his face became extremely pale when he brushed it.

"Yes, yes......" Ran out quickly, and then someone here put the futon and table table.

Tang Ping pressed the futon, which was quite soft.

The people in this area do not have the habit of sitting on stools, they all put this kind of futon on the ground and put a low table in front of them, and eat fruits and other things on the low table in front of them.

Lao Cui took the opportunity to ask in Tang Ping's ear, "When did Gongzi and Li Gongzi learn medical skills and fail?"

They almost made a move just now, but they didn't expect Tang Ping to fool each other with a few words.

"What are you studying? You don't see him sitting so cross-legged like this, and his hands are kneading his knees from time to time, so it's obvious that he has a knee problem."

"As for the headache and dizziness, I see that when he speaks just now, he sometimes unconsciously frowns in his right eye, which is obviously a migraine, and as for the reason, I guess, he is an obese patient."

That's right, where does Tang Ping know what medical skills? However, when Li Shan was volunteering for a medical examination in the community, he went to help for two days and listened to some symptoms of obesity.

There were not many people who got this disease in ancient times, after all, now except for the Tang Dynasty, it is a problem to eat enough in many places, and obesity is impossible at all.

But in modern times, especially now, many children will have signs of obesity, which is also what Li Shan focuses on popularizing in the community, and Tang Ping wrote it down.

As for what if he is not blindfolded?

Then there is only one way to do it, anyway, he just has dates and no dates to play a pole, it is best to be able to fool him, and it is impossible for him to really compromise if he can't fool him, so let's do it.

At this time, the guard who delivered the fruit also came back, and slowly a large plate of fruit was placed in front of Tang Ping, facing Tang Ping's one

There were also a few big silver coins pressed on the face, which he had just knocked from Tang Ping.

Looking at the pleading look on the man's face, Tang Ping accepted a few big silver coins and said lightly, "I didn't expect that there is still a custom of asking for fruit and giving money in your place, so I will accept it."

When the fat man heard this, where did he not know what was happening? The army they deployed in this harbor made money by extorting bamboo and bars, but now they had to ask Tang Ping, so they sternly shouted: "Come on, these two people actually dare to ask for money and property from foreign envoys without permission, pull them down and call me!"

After speaking, he looked at Tang Ping: "Is this adult still satisfied?"

Tang Ping nodded, he didn't have the habit of repaying grievances with virtue, just now the two guards aggressively extorted bamboo from him, and now they should be beaten.

"This adult from the Tang Dynasty, I don't know what to call it? What kind of disease do I have?

？」 Leaving the two servants behind, and waving the others away, the two of them can finally talk properly.

"I'm Tang Ping, the Duke of Tang Ping, I don't know what to call the general?"

"Lord Tang can call me Sushma, and please ask Lord Tang, what the hell am I ......?"

He was anxious, he had these symptoms for some days, who knows if he will die suddenly, of course, he must ask as soon as possible.

"What are you doing...... In the eyes of our Datang doctors, it is a lack of qi."

"Gas? Insufficient? What gas?" Sushma had a question mark on his face, and what Tang Ping said was translated into their local language, which he could understand, but he couldn't understand the specific meaning.

"General Sushma, don't you usually need to breathe when you breathe in? These qi will also be in your body, but if these qi are disordered, people will naturally get sick."

Where will Tang Ping see any disease, anyway, he will continue to flicker.

After Tang Ping finished speaking, Sushma's breathing became a little heavier, and her eyes went down as if she wanted to see the breath when she breathed in her nostrils.

"If General Sushma doesn't believe me, we can test again."

"How?"

"General Sushma exhales as he makes an ahhh

After speaking, Tang Ping said to Lao Cui beside him, "You show General Sushma."

Lao Cui didn't know what Tang Ping was going to do, but he still did it.

He practiced martial arts on weekdays, and he was full of energy, and after taking a deep breath, he got up there.

Thirty seconds passed in a flash, and his face was not red or out of breath after he finished speaking.

"What kind of test is this?" Sushma was a little incredulous, don't the children in the harbor scream like this sometimes?

"General Sushma will find out if you try it."

Sushma thought that since Tang Ping could see his symptoms, it was better to believe it for the time being.

So I learned from Lao Cui.

As a result, after only twenty seconds, I felt that my eyes were black, and my huge body fell to the side.

The frightened two servants rushed over to hold him up.

"General, General, how are you?"

Lao Cui was also dumbfounded, and asked Tang Ping in a low voice, "Childe, what's wrong?"

Tang Ping smiled: "You see him panting when he sits, isn't this a cry for lack of oxygen to himself!"