Chapter 15: The Four Sorrows of Life
"That's right, there are eighteen kinds of spices such as star anise, fennel, cardamom, tangerine peel, etc., which are ground into powder, which my master brought back when he traveled around the world!"
Xiao Zhengtai proudly took out a small bottle and shook it in front of everyone's eyes.
This was also produced by the previous system, and now it just comes in handy!
"What horn? What fennel? ”
Everyone present was stunned when they heard this.
These spices come from all over the world, and they were gradually introduced after the Silk Road, so it's no wonder they don't know!
"Your master is really a man of God!"
Ying Zheng exclaimed, then opened his mouth and took a bite.
At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on him, staring at him!
In this era, there is a shortage of spices, and I don't know what the taste of fish grilled with 18 spices is.
"Huh?"
As soon as he took a bite of the fish, Ying Zheng's eyes suddenly widened, and his face was full of shock.
The fish is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the taste of spices completely conceals the fishiness, and the fish is tender and delicious, as if he is in the sea, which directly subverts his previous view of fish!
"Your Majesty, how?"
The ministers didn't know what the situation was, and after seeing Ying Zheng's expression, they were also shocked.
Isn't it delicious?
Or maybe there is a problem with the food, and this kid wants to assassinate His Majesty?
"It's delicious!"
"I've never eaten such delicious grilled fish!"
After the shock, Ying Zheng was full of enjoyment and ate the rest of the grilled fish.
"Child, go back and teach this craft to the imperial chef, so that they can all learn it too!"
"I now know that it's not that the fish are unpalatable, it's that they're stupid!"
"What I've eaten for so many years is simply pig food!"
After tasting the delicious potatoes and grilled fish, Ying Zheng now thinks about the dishes made by the imperial chef before, and he has the heart to kill them.
"If my father likes it, eat more!"
Xiao Zhengtai was not stingy, and directly gave a big fish to Yingzheng.
"Take it and let the imperial chef share it, let's go to the big tent!"
Ying Zheng took the carp that was emitting heat and handed it to a guard beside him.
"Yes!"
The guards gave up their orders and hurried to do it.
"Feiyu, let's go back too!"
Lian'er took Xiao Zhengtai's hand and said softly.
"Good mother!"
Xiao Zhengtai obediently walked back together, as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked with a smile, "Father-in-law, how is the paper used?" ”
"Ahem......!"
Wang Ben, who was frightened by a word, coughed violently.
The other ministers gasped too!
Although this child has been outcast, he is also the son of the king.
He is the king, Wang Ben is the minister, this child opens his mouth and calls his father-in-law, what does His Majesty think?
If Wang Ben had the same status as his Laozi Wang Qian, it would be reasonable, but no!
"What? Any questions? ”
However, Xiao Zhengtai didn't think about it that much.
He is engaged to Wang Ben's daughter, so isn't this old man his father-in-law!
"No problem! I can call it whatever I want! ”
Ying Zheng carried his hands behind his back, took steady steps, and said in a deep voice.
"Sizzle......!"
The ministers had not yet recovered from the shock of the last time, and an even bigger wave struck again.
Needless to say, this sentence already proves the status of this child!
If it is an ordinary prince who is not welcomed, that is, he lives without worrying about food and clothing for a lifetime, he may not even see the emperor a few times.
Looking at the current situation, this kid is definitely not this kind of thing!
Previously, the DPRK and China were almost divided into two factions.
One faction is to support Childe Fusu!
The other faction supports Gongzi Hu Hai!
Now that the son Hu Hai has been assigned, and this little boy has emerged again, maybe the court will be surging again!
"Thank you, Father!"
Xiao Zhengtai learned to look like an adult, and arched his chubby little hands.
"Uh-huh......!"
Ying Zheng nodded and continued: "The blank paper you drew before was good, and it can be promoted to the whole of Daqin when you go back, but that hand paper seems to be a little worse, and it doesn't have much effect!" ”
"How is that possible?"
Xiao Zhengtai was suddenly unhappy, and jumped in front of everyone at once, blocking the way.
Dare to say that the paper of my future life is not easy to use?
That's the crystallization of thousands of years of wisdom, can you still lose to a small piece of bamboo?
It's still a reusable piece of bamboo!
"What Your Majesty said is true, I've already tried it, that thing is really not as good as a toilet chip!"
"I just leaked as soon as I tried hard, and in the end I found a wooden stick to solve it!"
Wang Ben took the initiative to stand up and prove it.
This is his personal experience, and he has the most right to speak!
Xiao Zhengtai immediately frowned after hearing this.
It's already starting to have that sense of picture!
"Father-in-law, do you know the four great sorrows of life?"
"The Four Great Griefs?"
"It should be a family with four walls, a mother lost at a young age, a child in old age, and a disease-ridden person, right?"
Wang Ben thought about it for a long time, and estimated that the saddest thing was nothing more than that, right?
The other ministers nodded in agreement.
“NO,NO,NO!”
Xiao Zhengtai stretched out his little hand, raised his index finger, and muttered a string of English while shaking his fingers.
"What's that?"
Although Ying Zheng can't understand English, he can understand gestures.
"Pee and pee on a shoe, drink and sprinkle a bosom, shit and buckle the paper, fart and pop out of the shit!"
"Father-in-law, this is the third type!"
Xiao Zhengtai covered his mouth and snickered, with a playful face.
“……”
The others were at first dazed and silent, and after three seconds, the audience burst into laughter.
"What a big sorrow, hahaha!"
"Hahaha, laughing at the old man, and break the paper!"
"Xiao Gongzi is right, General Wang is really the third type!"
"Haha......! No, the old man's waist can't be straightened! ”
Zhang Han pointed at Wang Ben, smiled back and forth, and finally covered his old waist and smiled.
There are also ministers who have burst into tears of laughter.
The little boy's words are amazing, straight to the point!
"Haha! Not to mention, the four sorrows of Feiyu are neatly matched, and they are very suitable for the situation! ”
Even if Yingzheng is a 10,000-year-old iceberg and a notoriously cold-faced Hades, he is also very unkind at this moment.
Wang Ben's old face was so red that it turned purple, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, "Your Majesty, I don't want to break the paper, it's really strange that the paper is too thin, and it will break with a little force!" ”
"Come on, you, the paper is soft, you need to wipe it gently, not like a toilet chip to scrape, you use the wrong method yourself, don't blame me for the paper is not easy to use!"
Xiao Zhengtai rolled his eyes and walked forward with his little hands behind his back.
These old goods don't like it, and this box of hand paper is kept for themselves and their mothers.
"It turns out that your old thing doesn't use the right method, and it's not our little boy's thing that is bad at all!"
"Go back and try it too, you won't be the third sad!"
"General Wang is powerful, and his strength in his hands is relatively large, so it's no wonder that he is!"
"Haha......!"
Figuring out the reason, the ministers laughed again.
"The toilet chip is rigid, and the paper is soft?"
"Uh......! So that's it! ”
Wang Benleng froze in place, scratching his head in embarrassment.