Chapter 36: The Desire to Burn Yuan
"It's over, it's over...... It's over, it's over, it's over......"
Lei Dong was woken up by a sound of finishing.
When he opened his eyes, he actually found that his hands were pressed on the crotch of his pants very indecently, and then on the little monk's pants, he actually raised the corn banner like his senior brother Lu Yuanzi.
This kind of bad habit, when I was in Yanlai Town before, Lei Dong was common, but since he went to Qingyun Mountain, Lei Dong has completely changed this bad habit, and at this moment, this bad thing suddenly appeared, and Lei Dong also felt a little strange.
"It's over, it's over, it's over......"
Lu Yuanzi was still there screaming, and the whole person was like an ant on a hot pot, crossing over and over in the hole.
"What's the matter, it's noisy, do you want anyone to sleep!"
Lei Dong shouted at Lu Yuanzi, and then he inadvertently caught a glimpse of Lu Yuanzi's big corn flag, which was still rising, and when Lu Yuanzi walked through the big hole, it seemed that a soldier was patrolling in a panic with a gun.
"Don't you feel it? Xuanyuan Thunder Pond exerts its strength, and the entire Jade Dragon Mountain system is full of yang desire, causing the fire of the Burning Yuan in my body to rage, and the senior brother has been holding it for too long, and he can't help it, but if he fights to the death, it will be a big drop in Yuan power, this is an important moment, how can this happen!"
"Huh?" Lei Dong was surprised, he really didn't expect that the explosion of Xuanyuan Thunder Pool could actually cause such a reaction.
He couldn't help but look at his crotch, and finally understood the reason, he said strangely: "But this ...... What's the matter with the outbreak of the thunder pool?"
Lu Yuanzi said: "Throughout the ages, it has been said that the hard dragon of the abyss could not withstand the suppression of the burning yuan, and exploded in anger, so that the jade dragon mountain system that stretched for thousands of miles arched. Think about what that means. Of course, the true meaning of my understanding is not obscenity, but wildness, a kind of wildness of the earth, a kind of arrogance of the earth, it is precisely because of the existence of this wildness that the Xuanyuan Thunder Pool is one of the extremely rare wild thunder pools between heaven and earth, which can compete with the Heavenly Dao!"
When Lu Yuanzi said this, he did not have any obscenity and cover-up, but gave people a sense of his pure and crisp yearning for the world, especially when it came to the word "wild", he said it very seriously.
Xuanyuan Thunder Pool is wild, wild, uninhibited and unwilling to obey, and wild by nature!
When Lei Dong was infected by Lu Yuanzi's words, this obscene monk immediately showed his original form.
"No, no, Xuanyuan Thunder Pool can be wild but I can't, it's too uncomfortable to burn myself, I want to go out and steal something, as long as I steal enough, I can forget these desires, I want to suppress desires! Suppress desires! Suppress desires!" Lu Yuanzi screamed in a panic and prepared to walk out of the cave.
Lei was stunned, damn, he couldn't figure it out, senior brother is good, stealing something, at this time he suddenly realized, it turned out that this guy was going to steal things to make himself forget his desires, and he actually became a thief to suppress his desires, who came up with the idea of his father!
Just when Lei Dong thought that Lu Yuanzi was about to rush out of the cave, Lu Yuanzi suddenly turned his head and stared at Lei Dong with an evil face.
Mom, how does that feel like you're going to come over and be violent......
Before Lei Dong could think through it, Lu Yuanzi had already rushed to the side of Lei Dong's bed like a bear.
"Hey, hey, hey, Lu Yuanzi, what are you going to do!!!"
Thinking of Lu Yuanzi's towering banner with nowhere to vent his fire, as well as this extremely rude posture of grabbing the bed, Lei Dong had two words: Oh no.
He was so frightened that he propped his hands on the bed, kicked the bed with his feet back, and his body kept moving backwards.
In Lei Dong's frightened expression, Lu Yuanzi actually pulled his nose and sniffed deeply towards Lei Dong's whole body and the middle.
"Is there any mistake, Lu Yuanzi, you are actually so good!!!! the heavenly spirit and the earth spirit, settle down and the Zen master will soon show the spirit!!!!!"
Lei Dong screamed, and hurriedly shouted at the settled Zen master in the dantian, he would rather be cut off by Sister Liyu than be made a chrysanthemum by Lu Yuanzi!
But the Zen master did not appear.
"I'll catch it!"
When Lei Dong cursed the dead Zen master why he didn't show up, Lu Yuanzi grabbed him with both hands, that ugly man's face, how evil and how evil.
At this moment, the two big tendons at the heels of Lei Dong's feet suddenly shone up, and then the figure suddenly disappeared from Lu Yuanzi's hands.
"Hehe, you want to catch me, no way!"
In the next moment, Lei Dong had fallen to the ground three feet away like a flea.
"I haven't seen you for a night, and my junior brother has actually started to walk like fleas, but you little flea, can you escape the poisonous hands of my big flea?"
Just when Lei Dong thought that he had escaped from Lu Yuanzi's poisonous hands, a rude monk in the sky slammed down.
Then, he tightened his whole body and was hugged by Lu Yuanzi.
"Sacrifice your chrysanthemum!" Lu Yuanzi shouted evilly.
"Don't !!" Lei Dong shouted, he really thought that Lu Yuanzi had gone mad, and it was not strange to be enchanted at this joint!
10 seconds later, Lei Dong was twisted into a ball by Lu Yuanzi like a rubber band.
"I will mess you up in 3 seconds, but this time it took 10 seconds, and my junior brother is making rapid progress!"
As Lu Yuanzi spoke, he threw Lei Dong to the ground like a ball, and [Violent Monk] was his nickname, which was really appropriate!
After Lu Yuanzi's twisting, Lei Dong couldn't stand steadily, and he had no ability to resist at all.
Fortunately, the chrysanthemum is not broken, and the little life is still there!
Lei Dong looked at his whole body, everything else was fine, but the Naxu Ring on his right finger was gone.
"I didn't take out any good things, and I almost let my senior brother and I become thieves again, if it weren't for my nose, wouldn't you have swallowed it alone!"
As Lu Yuanzi spoke, he sucked in the Naxu Ring with his hand, and sucked out the lotus canopy of the cold snow ice lotus that Lei Dong picked in the secret realm.
This cold snow ice lotus was picked by Lei Dong when he followed Sisi to the Xuanyuan barrier after picking the marrow spirit fruit.
Lei Dong immediately remembered that the Zen Master of Settlement had said at that time that Lu Yuanzi could use this thing, because as soon as he came back from the secret realm, Lei Dong fell asleep, so he didn't have time to share it with Lu Yuanzi.
"Please, if you want lotus rice, you want lotus rice, what kind of uncle who rapes children, it's scared to death!"
"Cut, what do you think, my chrysanthemums are bigger than yours, what else do you want!" Lu Yuanzi retorted, and then his mouth watered, staring at the lotus pod in his hand.
“1、2、......”
Lu Yuanzi counted while pulling out lotus rice from the lotus canopy.
"Hey, I found this cold snow ice lotus seed, I can only give you two!"
Lei Dong hurriedly shouted.
“3、4、......”
Lu Yuanzi didn't put Lei Dong's words in his ears at all, and easily broke through Lei Dong's "2".
"Half to half at most!"
“5、6、......”
The plan to split in half was also rejected.
"Lu Yuanzi, if you dare to rob it, I will kill you!"
“7。 ”
Lu Yuanzi, you really don't give Lei Dong face.
Because the strength of the Broken Dan Realm couldn't afford to hurt him, Lei Dong could only watch Lu Yuanzi peel the lotus seed skin, and then throw the peeled lotus seed skin into the Naxu Ring, and then throw the snow-white lotus rice into his mouth.
Lu Yuanzi ate a little loudly, and the lotus rice was bitten to the ground, and he heard thunder in his ears, why was it so harsh?
A lotus rice went down to his stomach, Lu Yuanzi exhaled comfortably, and suddenly the cool air in the big cave hit people, and the thunder outside the three zhang felt that the body surface temperature had dropped by at least three degrees.
This cold snow ice lotus is an extreme cold medicine, like ice and snow piercing the spleen and bones, extremely effective in reducing fire and purifying the heart, like a person who cultivates meditation, it is easy to shake between the Buddha and the devil, if you can get such a cold snow ice lotus seed, you can concentrate on the mind and stay away from the devil.
With the cold snow and ice lotus seeds falling down, Lu Yuanzi's flagpole, which was originally standing straight at 180 degrees, actually dropped 90 degrees downward.
The flagpole at a 90-degree right angle to the body looks even more terrifying.
"I don't believe it, I can't cure you!"
It wasn't until the second cold snow ice lotus seed in his abdomen that Lu Yuanzi finally subdued his naughty cousin.
After doing all this, Lu Yuanzi hummed a little song and began to stuff lotus rice into his Naxu Ring.
Lei Dong suddenly remembered, if there is no Lianmi, what would his cousin do?
"Hey, boss, for the sake of this thing, give me a grain too!"
Lu Yuanzi hummed and dusted his hands: "What do you little farts want to do with this, if you have masturbation, you can masturbate, go, find a corner that I can't see, and come back when you're done." ”
Speaking of this, Lu Yuanzi remembered the precept under Lei Dong, so he added: "Oh, by the way, this month's precept, senior brother will also relax a little for you, five times, you can masturbate five times this month!"
Lei Dong's eyes widened, what kind of world is this, in order to grab his own lotus rice, he can actually modify the precepts!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" Lei Dong didn't know what to say, so he had to feed desperately.
"Hey, what's hey, do you want my senior brother to help you?" Lu Yuanzi was still joking.
"Lu Yuanzi, you are a pig, I hate you!!!!!!!"
Lei Dong cursed, turned and walked into the depths of the big hole, and then turned into a corner.
Lu Yuanzi's voice immediately sounded in the big hole: "Are you drawing a circle to curse me?" or are you drawing a circle to curse me?"
Then Lu Yuanzi burst out laughing.
When Lei Dong came out again, his face was green, and he wanted to swallow Lu Yuanzi alive.
"Okay, okay, senior brother teasing you, give you one, look at your stinginess!"
Lu Yuanzi said that, and threw one of the lotus rice, along with the Naxu style, to Lei Dong.
What other people are stingy, there are only seven lotus rice in total, but six of them were robbed, and they are said to be stingy, what kind of world is this!!!
Lei Dong threw the only cold snow ice lotus seed into his mouth, and then looked at Lu Yuanzi with hatred-
That chew, chew, chew, chew his flesh, chew his bones!