"Click......"

"Smack......

After Zhang Han returned to the mansion from the palace, there was a sound of breaking things from the Zhang mansion.

In addition, there is also a muffled hum!

And the subordinates and maids outside the door are still what to do, not only no one asks, but no one comes forward to stop them!

Because we're all used to it!

Don't look at Zhang Hanchang's five big and three thick, he used to be a military general, and he also went into battle to kill the enemy, and licked blood from the knife edge!

But there is a fatal weakness, that is, fear of wife!

This matter is a long story, in short, it is deeply ingrained and cannot be changed!

His wife is thicker than the cylinder, not as tall as the cylinder, with a just butt and no waist, and you don't know which one to hold when it falls!

Usually the tutor is very strict, and the ministers who are more familiar with him know about this matter!

Not long after Zhang Han returned to the house, this voice spread in the house!

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, how is it? Let me just say, when this old man returns home, he will definitely be questioned by his wife! ”

The Zhangfu is only one street away from Xiao Zhengtai's annex, and when you stand on the street, you can hear the movement in the house.

What is smashing plates and bowls, all of them can be heard clearly.

"Isn't it? Zhang Shangshu usually looks quite shrewd, why is he so afraid of his wife? ”

Xiao Zhengtai heard the movement inside, and couldn't help but flatten his mouth.

After being pitted, Zhang Han took the lead in leaving the palace, saying that he wanted to go home and get the money!

Then Wang Ben and others instigated Xiao Zhengtai to come to see the show, saying that there was a sudden expense of 10,000 gold, and he would definitely be interrogated by the tigress at home!

At first, Xiao Zhengtai didn't believe it, he was a scholar and had a lot of money, couldn't he even be the master of 10,000 gold?

Now it seems, it's true!

"If you guessed correctly, Mrs. Zhang should be interrogating the whereabouts of this 10,000 gold at this time!"

Listening to the movement inside, Wang Ben guessed.

"It's better to ...... How about we go and help Zhang Shangshu? ”

Xiao Zhengtai's eyes rolled and he came up with an idea.

"Oh? How can I help? ”

Wang Ben, Kang Anping and others raised their eyebrows suspiciously.

Xiao Zhengtai waved his hand, beckoned a few people to come closer, and after a muttering of chatter, everyone laughed maliciously!

……

"The old lady can tell you, Zhang Han, it's best to tell me honestly, what are you going to do with this 10,000 gold?"

In the main hall of Zhang's mansion, the doors and windows were closed, and Mrs. Zhang's fierce voice came out through the wall, which made people shudder.

"Oops! Madame, haven't I already told you everything! It's time to buy a porcelain cup! ”

Zhang Han made a bitter face, and his facial features were tangled together, so he could talk about it, but the tigress in front of him just didn't believe it.

"You don't give me this set, just this broken cup, you said you spent 10,000 gold to buy it, what about the deceitful ghost......?"

Mrs. Zhang stood at the table, pointed to the small wine glass that was a little bigger than her thumb, and scolded, "Just this cup, let alone porcelain, even if it is jade or gold, it is not worth 10,000 gold!" If you want to fool the old lady, can't you find a better excuse? ”

After speaking, he twisted Zhang Han's ears together, and he grinned in pain.

"Oops......! Madam, Madam, what I said is true, you must believe me, my Daqin gold, silver and jade are not rare, what is rare is this fine porcelain, as smooth as a girl's skin, plus ......! ”

"Okay, you old Zhangtou, will you tell my wife again?"

It's okay if you don't explain, this explanation, Mrs. Zhang gritted her teeth, and she couldn't wait to tear it up now.

"Like a girl's skin? When do you touch the girl's skin? Which girl's skin? Hurry up and make it clear to my mother! ”

Mrs. Zhang pressed forward step by step, Zhang Han could only retreat again and again, she was really afraid that this would suddenly find a steel knife and chop herself.

Frightened, he hurriedly explained, hoping to stabilize Madame's emotions, "Madam, Madam, I'm a metaphor, do you understand?" ”

"Good! You old fellow, you hate me for not reading anymore, don't you? I'll tell you, I don't know what a metaphor is, you must have touched the skin of a girl, otherwise how could you say that? ”

"Madam, I am just describing this porcelain as delicate, and the most valuable thing is the pattern on it, which was painted by His Royal Highness the Prince! Think about it, who is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? That's the future emperor! Painted by the emperor himself, how much is it worth? ”

"Is it really painted by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"

Mrs. Zhang picked up the small cup on the table again, observed it carefully, and asked suspiciously.

"Of course, how dare I lie to you, Madame! It is indeed painted by His Royal Highness the Prince, and this money is also to be sent to the palace and given to His Royal Highness the Prince! ”

Zhang Han breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally explained everything clearly, and almost lost his life.

"If it is painted by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, this cup may be worth a little money......!"

"I said Lao Zhang...... Old chapter? You said you came back to get the money, why haven't you gone back yet? Zuixianglou is waiting in a hurry! ”

However, as soon as Mrs. Zhang's anger subsided a little, Wang Ben's rough voice came from outside the door.

Hearing this, Mrs. Zhang's face immediately changed, and Zhang Han's heart also chuckled.

"That's right, Lao Zhang, you ordered more than a dozen girls over there, why did they run away when it was time to pay the money?"

"But you old goods pretend to be generous, you want to invite a few of our brothers to drink flower wine, just ordered a good girl to pay, but you old goods ran away, what is the matter?"

"Hurry up and get the money out, otherwise what will happen to the dozen girls over there?"

……

Meng Yi, Kang Anping and others were noisy and shouting in the courtyard, and their voices were getting closer and closer.

Mrs. Zhang listened quietly, her face became darker and darker, and finally she was gloomy and able to drip water.

Zhang Han was covered with cold sweat, and got up to argue with a few people, but was frightened back by Mrs. Zhang's eyes!

"Squeak ......"

The door was opened from the inside by Madame Zhang.

"Yo! Lao Zhang, it turns out that you are here, it is really easy for us to find! ”

"That's it, if you don't go, what will happen to the bureau over there in Zuixianglou? The girls are still waiting! ”

"Don't say it, Lao Zhang, your vision is really good, those girls are all fifteen or sixteen years old, and their skin is tender and ......!"

Several people entered the door as they spoke, and their eyes fell directly on Zhang Han.

Zhang Han covered his face with a wide sleeved robe, trying not to show scars!

It's weird!

Normally, Mrs. would only hit her body a few times to vent her anger, but today she actually moved her hand to her face.

Impartially, these guys actually visited.

Otherwise, I will take a sick leave tomorrow and wait for the scars on my face to heal before going to the morning court.

On the sly!

It's okay now, a few guys can't wait to see his good show, tomorrow will definitely be known to the whole dynasty!