Chapter 436: Just kidding
"Huh? Why didn't Zhang Aiqing come today? ”
On the morning of the second day, Ying Zheng just sat on the dragon chair, and when he swept his eyes, he found the vacant position and asked suspiciously.
There are only a few people standing in front of the three provinces and six departments, and it is very obvious that there is one less.
"Back to Your Majesty, when Zhang Shangshu returned to the house yesterday, he turned over and dismounted, accidentally fell down, and threw a five-finger mark on his face, so he can't go to court early today!"
Before the little eunuch could report, Kang Anping gave up.
"Oh? When I played mahjong yesterday...... Ahem...... That one...... Yesterday's deliberations were fine! ”
Ying Zheng almost said that he missed his mouth, so he hurriedly corrected it.
"Back to Your Majesty, that is, after the discussion, I left the palace, and when I returned to the house, I accidentally fell!"
Kang Anping once again explained, and he said it seriously.
"Oh? Fell off a horse, didn't break his arms and legs, but fell a five-finger mark on his face? This fall is really strange! ”
Ying Zheng was puzzled, but he didn't ask much, so he officially started the early dynasty.
Actually, there's not much to say, it's all trivial.
In addition, the year is approaching, and the situation is reported from all over the country, and it will end in a while!
However, as soon as Wang Ben, Meng Yi and others left the house, they were called to the restaurant on the side by a small servant, saying that their master was invited!
"Who the hell is your lord? Mysterious and mysterious? ”
"That's right, why don't you come out in person if you want to see us?"
Wang Ben, Kang Anping, and Meng Yi muttered dissatisfaction as they walked towards the second floor of the restaurant.
If it weren't for the little guy saying that something good was going to look for them, they wouldn't even be birds.
However, according to their guesses, the old man in the mouth of the little guy should be the old guy Zhang Han.
Now it should be only the old man who is in a hurry to find them!
went up to the second floor, turned a few corners, and finally met the master in the mouth of the little guy in a very back, hidden small box!
It's none other than Hubu Shangshu Zhanghan!
At this time, he was wearing a hat on his head, and he pressed it very low.
But with many years of working together in the DPRK, Wang Ben and others can still see it at a glance!
"Yo! Lao Zhang, it's you! It's so mysterious! ”
"That's it! We thought we had met a kidnapper who wanted to kidnap a few of us from the DPRK and China! ”
"You said you, if you want to meet, you will go directly to the house, and you asked us to come to the restaurant, why are you ...... to see you outside?"
The three of them sat down around the table.
The food and drinks are already on the table, especially hearty!
"To the house? How to get there? ”
Zhang Han's voice was slightly hoarse than usual, and after the subordinate closed the door, he grabbed the hat.
"Sizzle......"
Everyone couldn't help but gasp.
Good guy, Zhang Han's left and right cheeks are already swollen.
Both eyes are black-eyed, and the upper and lower eyelids are swollen and closed, and can only be observed through a small slit.
In addition to the redness and swelling, there are serious scratches on the face and neck, but fortunately, they have scabbed!
Now the whole face, except for the beard has not changed, has all changed greatly, even if Zhang Han's old mother jumped out of the grave, it is estimated that she will not be recognizable!
"Tsk! How is this going on? Yesterday afternoon was fine, why did you swell like this after a good night's sleep? This fall is not light! ”
"Shhh...... Don't move! ”
Wang Ben pretended to be distressed, touched Zhang Han's swollen pig-headed cheek, and grinned in pain.
"You guys, don't pretend to be confused, if it weren't for you, how could the old man be like this? Hiss......! ”
Zhang Han said vaguely, and in the end he seemed to be too excited, and he pulled the wound again.
"Hey! What does this have to do with us? We didn't do it! ”
"That's it, the injury on your face has nothing to do with you and us, don't blame good people!"
Wang Ben and Meng Yi immediately pursed their lips and picked up the chopsticks on the table to eat the food on the table.
"If you hadn't come to my house to make up those nonsense, the old man would be like this?"
Zhang Han's anger was not light, and his chest kept rising and falling.
A nonsense made him like this, and now he wants to admit it?
"We're just kidding you, what does it have to do with you falling off your horse?"
"Alright, you guys! A few of you, who are also members of the imperial court, how can you do this kind of thing that harms others and is not beneficial to yourself? ”
The roots of Zhang Hanqi's teeth itched, "You know that my family has a head...... The tigress also came to my house to splash dirty water, obviously trying to kill me! ”
When talking about the tigress, Zhang Han subconsciously looked at the door and found that there was no one, so he continued.
If his wife hears it, it must be another beating!
The old wound has not healed, and then fill in the new wound, and the old life can be saved!
"Huh? You have wronged us by saying this, there are so many officials in the DPRK and China, how can we know about your family's affairs? It's just a passing by, just kidding! Besides, visiting the Qinglou is a normal thing that can't be normal, even if Mrs. Zhang knows, it's nothing! ”
Kang Anping smiled cheekily.
"It's good to have your words, hurry up and go back to the house with me, explain to my wife, just say that you are passing by and joking, the old man didn't go to any green building, let alone tear the girl's clothes!"
Zhang Han said, pulled Kang Anping and was about to leave.
If this matter is not clear, when the tigress wakes up, she will definitely have to question him, and Zhang Fu will never have peace.
He can't just stay out there all the time, can he? What kind of system is it?
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Why should I go home with you? I'm still busy, so I'll be able to find time! ”
However, Kang Anping had no intention of moving at all, and after breaking free of his palm, he sat firmly on the chair and drank a little wine.
If you look at everyone else, it's all like this.
"That's it! Make a price, how can I go to my house and help explain! ”
In desperation, he could only break the fortune and avoid disasters.
"Woo ......! That's right! This is the attitude that asking people to do things should have! ”
Hearing this, several people put down their chopsticks and wine glasses and put on a smile.
"A thousand gold, how's that?"
Zhang Han rolled his eyes and stretched out a finger.
"What about sending Hanako?"
The crowd rolled their eyes.
"Two thousand gold?"
“……”
"Three thousand?"
"Five thousand?"
The crowd remained unmoved.
In the end, Zhang Han turned his heart sideways, "Ten thousand gold, this time, right?" Ancestors? ”
"Ten thousand gold per person!"
"That's right! Less than that! No need to talk! ”
"Uh-huh!"
……
The three of them had malicious smiles on their faces.
This kid usually deducts so badly that he even has to run away in advance when he goes out for tea, just to not give money!
It's good now, you have to let him bleed whatever you say, learn a lesson, and see if you dare to take advantage of it in the future!