Chapter 800: Am I Ugly
At three o'clock in the afternoon, in a small room in the club.
Outside the window, it was a hot summer day, and the air was burning.
The cold breeze in the house is pleasant.
Jiang Yang sat on the sofa, holding a bowl of Yangchun noodles in his left hand, holding chopsticks in his right hand, picking up the noodles and blowing them, but he didn't have a mouthful.
To his left sat a blue-haired young man, with his mouth open, his eyes staring at the evening spring noodles in Jiang Yang's hand.
To his right sat a young girl in a white tracksuit, her chin propped up, still staring at the bowl of noodles.
"Big Brother ......"
"Three Fathers......
The two young men spoke in unison.
Si Mu aimed at the back of Xiong Zhen's head and it was a loud big fight.
"You take advantage of my mother!"
Xiong Zhen touched the back of his head: "I have been calling my eldest brother since last year, and you only started calling Dad, who is taking advantage of whom." If that's what you say, then you'll have to call me Uncle Bear. ”
After hearing this, Si Mu actually stood up directly, and went directly to grab Xiong Zhen's hair across Jiang Yang.
The girl's body was fragrant, and her soft body rubbed against Jiang Yang's head, but this man didn't care about this, and he was desperately protecting the Yangchun noodles in his hands.
Looking at others, no one could imagine that this young man sitting in the middle, who was not a few years older than them, was actually the father-in-law of the two young people next to him.
According to common sense, after the father's marriage, the children's title does not need to be changed, at most they can call their uncle.
But Sihai disagreed, and insisted on deepening the eight characters of "blessing and hardship" into practice.
In his words, this is called the real situation.
Not to mention industry and money, even if it is a wife and children, it is his sea's and two brothers'.
This simply made the two children change their mouths and call their godfathers.
For this reason, Jiang Yang also gave a change of mouth fee.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yang put the noodle bowl on the coffee table in front of him, and reached out to pull the two "bear children" apart.
Si Mu glared at Xiong Zhen and said, "If it weren't for the third father to stop you, would you believe it or not, I would have beaten your hair green today?" ”
Xiong Zhen shrank his head: "You should give it a try." ”
Jiang Yang was troubled by the quarrel between the two, so he simply changed the topic, reached out and took out a check, and handed it to Si Mu.
Si Mu was slightly stunned: "What are you doing?" ”
Jiang Yang said: "This is a red envelope for you, give me that watch." ”
After hearing this, Si Mu frowned and looked at Jiang Yang, leaned back, and muttered in his heart.
Judging from the expression of the third father, the electronic watch must not be simple.
I'd rather exchange 10 million for that electronic watch, there must be a way to do it.
Si Mu's eyes rolled: "Don't give it." ”
Jiang Yang was patient: "This watch is of little use to you, and the time is not accurate." Don't make a fuss, give it back to me. ”
Si Mu thought for a while, looked at Jiang Yang and said, "Since the time is not accurate, then why do you have to take 10 million to exchange?" ”
Jiang Yang was slightly silent and did not speak.
Si Mu showed a smile on his face, leaned over and said, "My ex-girlfriend sent it?" ”
Jiang Yang was silent.
Si Mu said again: "A token of love? ”
Jiang Yang still didn't speak.
Si Mu touched his chin and looked at Jiang Yang thoughtfully; "Let me think about ......"
"Whew...... I know! ”
Si Mu looked at Jiang Yang excitedly and said, "Third Dad, this electronic watch contains your company's top-secret information, which is the most precious information. It's ostensibly a watch, but it's actually a super super high-tech product, right? ”
Jiang Yang reached out and picked up the noodles and took a bite: "I think you have watched too many science fiction movies." ”
Si Mu was very excited, stared at Jiang Yang and said, "It must be so, let me guess correctly!" You eat noodles and don't dare to look at me, which proves that you have a weak heart! ”
Jiang Yang blew the noodles and said angrily: "I eat noodles because I'm hungry, and I don't look at you because you don't look good." ”
Si Mu was slightly stunned.
Xiong Zhen glanced at Si Mu, and then said cautiously: "Big brother, Mu Mu is actually okay, but he is a bit perverted." ”
After hearing this, Si Mu glared at Xiong Zhen; "You're a pervert, you're more perverted than your father, and you're better than perverted."
Xiong Zhen covered his mouth and didn't dare to squeak.
The luxuriously decorated but small room was quiet, except for the occasional slight noise of the cabinet air conditioner and the sound of Jiang Yang instigating noodles.
"Big brother, didn't you go to the banquet with my dad and them at noon?"
Xiong Zhen looked at Jiang Yang, who was soaking out the delicacies of the mountains and seas, swallowed his saliva lightly, and asked.
Jiang Yang ate quickly, put the noodle bowl back on the table, picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth: "I went to talk to someone about something, and it was delayed." ”
Sixi knocked on the door and walked in, and asked softly, "Mr. Jiang, is the noodles enough to eat?" ”
"That's enough."
Jiang Yang nodded lightly.
Sixi picked up the bowl and left the room.
Xiong Zhen asked again: "Big brother, is it with that Uncle Pi?" ”
Jiang Yang nodded: "Why, do you know him?" ”
Xiong Zhen nodded vigorously: "Of course I know, my father is terrible about him." ”
Si Mu said angrily: "Your old bear is kneeling and licking people." ”
Xiong Zhen looked at Si Mu with an aggrieved face: "You can't talk well?" ”
Si Mu glared: "Can't." Jiang Yang pinched his eyebrows: "You two will be quiet for a while, and you can play wherever you want." ”
After that, he began to push the two of them out: "Go, go, go, go out, I'll rest for a while, don't bother me here." ”
Xiong Zhen and Si Mu were pushed to the door.
Si Mu realized it and was slightly stunned; "No, third father, this is my home, why are you driving me?"
Jiang Yang was swaggering on the sofa, his leather shoes cocked; "Didn't you hear your dad say, his is mine. Don't talk about it here, your mother is mine. Get out of here, the third father has a bad temper, and it hurts to beat you for a while. ”
With that, he used his hands as pillows and closed his eyes.
Xiong Zhen and Si Mu glanced at each other.
Originally, they thought they were scoundrels enough, shameless enough, shameless enough.
I didn't expect a godfather who was even more scoundrel, shameless, and shameless than them.
The key is that people are older, and they are all brothers and sisters with their own fathers, so what can they do?
Looking at Jiang Yang, who was no longer going to open his eyes to see the two of them, Xiong Zhen and Si Mu walked out of the room with innocent faces.
Outside the door.
The two looked at each other again.
Xiong Zhen said: "It's all your fault, you have to quarrel, it's okay now, I was blasted out by the big brother." ”
"Bear cub."
Si Mu looked at the check in his hand, and looked up at Xiong Zhen with some confusion: "Am I ugly?" ”
Xiong Zhen was slightly stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
Si Mu raised his hair, straightened his chest, and then made a charming gesture: "I said, am I not good-looking?" ”
Xiong Zhenzai looked at Si Mu carefully, touched his chin and took a half step back: "To tell you the truth, you have a very good figure, convex and backward, and your face is still in the past, and it is almost meaningless to not wear makeup." ”
Si Mu narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth: "Let your Xiong's dog stinky fart, the old lady doesn't wear makeup, and she is 10,000 times stronger than the girl you found today." Big breasts and no brains, what a thing. ”
"Also, I warn you Xiong Zhen, don't bring any messy people here in the future. Those who knew thought it was a shooting club, and those who didn't know thought it was a chicken club! ”
After saying that, he glared at Xiong Zhen and left angrily.
Xiong was speechless for a long time in shock, froze in place for two seconds, and muttered, "Did I provoke you by recruiting you?" What's wrong with big breasts and no brains? You want to be big, are you big! ”
whispered a few words of complaint to Si Mu's back, muttered, then took out his mobile phone, glanced back, and left here.
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