Last day before departure.

After Jiang Yang came out of the building, he saw Ban Cun sitting in the car tinkering with something.

The moment he opened the car door, Bancun hurriedly covered his crotch.

"Brother, you're scared me to death."

Bancun's face turned white, and he was shocked.

Jiang Yang frowned: "What are you kid doing?" ”

Bancun looked at the door and made a look.

Seeing this, Jiang Yang sat in the car and closed the door with his hand: "Why are you chattering?" ”

Itachi took something out from under his ass and opened the cloth, which was swarthy.

It's a gun.

This gun was snatched from Qin Laoqi's hand, and since there were no bullets, Ban Cun kept it by his side like a treasure.

"What are you messing with it for?"

Jiang Yang asked.

Ban Cun said: "We're going to go abroad, can we do it without bringing some real guys?" Brother, I heard that those foreigners fight directly with their guns, but they are fierce. ”

Jiang Yang said seriously: "What kind of guns, they all use cannons to bombard directly, and when they encounter those with broken mouths, they all bombard their mouths with mortars." ”

Frightened, Bancun threw the pistol into the back seat, and then reached for the car door.

Jiang Yang grabbed the board inch: "What are you doing?" ”

Bancun was about to cry: "Brother, I'm not going, okay?" ”

Jiang Yang shook his head: "Where are you going?" I said that I would go together, and the procedures for going abroad were also completed, and I spent tens of thousands of dollars inside and out, so you said you wouldn't go if you didn't go? ”

"Besides."

Jiang Yang stretched out his hand to lock the car door, looked at Ban Cun and said, "You don't want to marry a foreign daughter-in-law?" ”

Ban Cun thought about it and nodded vigorously: "Yes." ”

Jiang Yang said: "For the sake of your future wife, this little gun and cannon scared you?" ”

Bancun shook his head: "That can't." ”

Jiang Yang looked at Bancun appreciatively: "Your future wife is waiting for you in dire straits, so you won't save her?" ”

Ban Cun's face was firm: "I must go and save it." ”

Jiang Yang patted Bancun's shoulder: "You must be a good husband in the future." ”

Bancun's face was full of pride: "A must!" ”

Just then, a big pink monster drove in this direction until the Land Rover came to a stop across the road.

Above down a girl with super smoky makeup + super hot shorts.

The girl had cherry blossom pink hair, fist-sized earrings, chewing gum and walking straight for the Land Rover.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Three Dad!"

The sound of banging on the car window was very crisp, and Si Mu stood outside and shouted while knocking.

The car window fell, Jiang Yang looked at Si Mu and said, "You can't just smash the window of Lao Tzu's car again." ”

Si Mu chewed gum and leaned on the window: "I'll buy you another one if it's broken." ”

Ban Cun exclaimed: "It's really atmospheric." ”

Si Mu blew a bubble, looked at Jiang Yang and said, "Third Dad, who is this stupid big man?" ”

Ban Cun was stunned: "Three ......" and "Dad???! ”

The head was like an electric fan, and with a loud roar of doubting life, he looked at the two back and forth.

Jiang Yang nodded: "Yes, my daughter." ”

Then he looked at Si Mu: "Mu Mu, call Uncle Cun." ”

Si Mu tilted his head and looked at the board inch, and blew a bubble again: "Uncle Cun is good, Uncle Cun is auspicious." ”

"Hahaha!"

Ban Cun laughed instantly, felt out of shape, covered his mouth, and then returned to normal, nodding in response: "Hmm." ”

Si Mu stretched out his right hand and touched Bancun's forehead, then touched his forehead, and then said seriously: "I don't have a fever, I'm a fool." ”

"You're ......!"

Itachi stared.

Jiang Yang stretched out his hand to stop: "Okay, okay, don't be like a child." ”

Ban Cun turned his head angrily and muttered to himself, "You're a fool." ”

"Uncle Inch, give up a seat."

Si Mu's fingers poked Bancun's arm.

The board turned his head away and ignored it.

Si Mu took out the key to the Humvee: "Uncle Cun, you go and sit in the car opposite for a while, and I'll talk to the third father about something." ”

"No problem."

Bancun smiled instantly, took the key and got out of the car.

Si Mu sat in, with a faint smell of perfume, and closed the car door.

Be quiet.

"Are you going to take me with you?"

Si Mu turned his head to look at Jiang Yang.

Jiang Yang shook his head: "No." ”

Si Mu took out his mobile phone and shook it: "Did you see the message I sent you last time?" If you don't take me there, believe it or not, I'll send it to Chen Lan right away? ”

"Fabei."

Jiang Yang didn't think so, put down the seat with a big grin, and lay on it comfortably: "She knows that you are mentally ill, and it is useless to have a haircut." Trying to threaten me with this means is naïve. ”

"Okay."

Si Mu nodded: "You can do it, don't regret it." ”

Jiang Yang smiled: "I have nothing to regret, I advise you to die of this heart, it is impossible to take you there." ”

"Absolutely impossible."

Jiang Yang added.

Si Mu directly dialed a number and turned on the speakerphone.

"Hello."

The phone was quickly connected, and a gentle voice came from inside.

It's Chen Lan.

Jiang Yang sat up and looked at Si Mu with wide eyes.

Pointing his finger at Si Mu, Si Mu glared back at Jiang Yang.

Jiang Yang took a deep breath and pointed to his phone.

Si Mu smiled slightly and said into the phone: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake." ”

The phone hangs up.

Si Mu asked again: "Do you want to take me there?" ”

Jiang Yang shook his head: "I can't take it." ”

Si Mu's eyes widened: "The dog man doesn't talk much, does he?" Jiang Yang said: "When did I promise you?" Besides, I go abroad for work, not for fun, what can you do there? ”

Si Mu said: "I want to enrich my life. ”

"Charge your uncle."

Jiang Yang said angrily: "Go and help you take care of the family's business and enrich your life, don't come to me to make trouble." I warn you, you can joke with me as much as you want, don't call Chen Lan at every turn, she is different from us, don't tease, don't go to her for messy things, otherwise be careful that I am not polite to you. ”

Si Mu looked at Jiang Yang, who looked serious, chewed gum and smacked his lips: "Tut-tut, I'm still in a hurry, as for ......"

"I didn't expect that!"

Si Mu tilted his head and looked at Jiang Yang: "My third father is still a lover." ”

Jiang Yang stretched out his hand to push the car door: "Get out." ”

"Nope."

Si Mu shook his head and leaned back.

Jiang Yang asked again: "Can't get out?" ”

"I don't."

Si Mu hugged his shoulders and looked at Jiang Yang.

"Your uncle."

Jiang Yang became a little irritable, pushed the car door and walked out.

went around to the co-pilot, pulled the car door, and inside was Si Mu, who shrank back.

"Get out of the car."

Jiang Yang stood outside the car.

"I won't!"

Si Mu shouted, then hugged his shoulders and retracted.

Jiang Yang stopped talking nonsense, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and reached out to pull Si Mu out.

Si Mu hugged the seat of the car, kicked his legs indiscriminately, and screamed: "Help, the stinky hooligan is beating people!" Help me!! Stinky hooligans are beating people!! ”

Jiang Yang didn't eat this at all, grabbed his two legs and pulled hard, and Si Mu was dragged out of the car like a loach.

Grab your neck with your left hand and throw it up with your right hand around your waist.

Si Mu's whole person was thrown up, and then he was directly resisted on the shoulder.

"You put me down!"

Si Mu is only one meter six tall, he is already thin, and he wears very little, and the whole person is like a doll on Jiang Yang's shoulders.

And such a rude style of acting even more stunned passers-by, and they all looked this way.

There were whispered accusations, but no one dared to step forward to stop them.

In this way, Jiang Yang put Si Mukang on his shoulders and swaggered to the Hummer.

Pull the car door under Bancun's surprised gaze, and then directly "throw" Si Mu into the car.

"Send her to the shooting club and call me."

Ban Cun Mu Ne nodded: "Got it, brother." ”