Chapter 875: Life Coach Huang Defa
In the face of Jiang Yang's "appreciation", Huang Defa looked a little embarrassed.
"There is an old saying in Huaxia that rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest."
Jiang Yang looked at Huang Defa with a smile.
Huang Defa said: "Isn't there an old saying, called the moon before the water? ”
Jiang Yang said again: "That's your wife's own sister, what did you do?" Won't be embarrassed in the future? ”
Huang Defa put down the cup: "Fertilizer water does not flow into outsiders' fields, even if it flows, it has to flow to my fields...... Don't you know, my sister-in-law just turned nineteen this year, and the one who looks like a beautiful, tall man with a top figure! I heard that I also participated in the beauty contest in Nanvali! It's hard for me not to be impressed by such conditions......"
"You won."
Jiang Yang gave a thumbs up again.
Huang Defa smiled: "Men, the burden on your shoulders is a little heavier, and sharing worries and responsibilities for the family is the traditional virtue of Chinese children, and I must carry it forward." ”
Jiang Yang couldn't help but sigh: "If only I had you so shameless." ”
"Where."
Huang Defa said softly: "I'm almost fifty years old this year, and I can see the things in this world clearly." What do you say people want to live for a lifetime? What do men want in this life? ”
Looking at Huang Defa's mysterious appearance, Jiang Yang took a sip of white wine and did not make a sound.
"Tell you, Brother Jiang, in a few decades, we will all be old, lying in bed and unable to move, what do you have left?"
Faced with Huang Defa's soul torture, Jiang Yang didn't know how to answer for a while.
Huang Defa pointed to his temples and said, "There is only one cranky thought left, to put it elegantly, it is called memory." ”
"You think about it carefully, a person's life is so long, and it will pass with a bang!"
"When you are near the end of your life, you will find out that what principles are not principles, what gentlemen and villains, and what kind of loyalty, thoughts, dreams and burdens are worthless at all, to hell with them!"
Huang Defa pointed to the ground: "I especially like a saying, it is called living in the moment." ”
"Everything follows your heart, take every opportunity to make yourself happy, and do everything you can to make some memories for yourself, so that when you are old and unable to move, all you remember about the ceiling is trivial things, and those heart-wrenching things that make people headaches."
"Power, wealth, women, which one is truly yours?"
Huang Defa looked at Jiang Yang, and after two seconds, he said seriously: "No, none of them really belong to you." ”
"If you don't bring it with you, you don't bring it with you when you die. Only making yourself happy is your own. If you like it, you have to find a way to get it, especially women. ”
Huang Defa said: "I still regret it very much, when I was nineteen years old and my childhood sweetheart got into the cornfield, but I was so stupid that I didn't even dare to touch her hand, I will never forgive myself in my life." Although she is now married, what can I do now, my memories with her will always stay on regrets. ”
"Because between me and her, nothing happened, and nothing was left."
"How pathetic."
Huang Defa glanced at Jiang Yang meaningfully, and said: "There are some things, if you miss them, you really miss them, and they may become regrets for your life. ”
"It's hard to say, but when you're my age, you'll probably understand why I'm telling you this."
"Don't feel any burden, because many women think the same way when they reach my age."
Huang Defa picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Everyone is human and has their own thoughts. To tell you a very real data, when the opposite sex, environment, and conditions appear in front of people in a very perfect framework, the probability of a woman's cheating is more than 30% higher than that of a man. In Huaxia, the reason why women do not cheat is because they do not have opportunities and conditions. ”
"Look here, look at country M."
Huang Defa said softly: "Men are often loyal, but women spend all their time drinking and having so many men at the same time, which is enough to explain everything. ”
"And they are so open, not because they are depraved and unbearable, but because they see through and live clearly, and they don't want to be constrained by some unwarranted frameworks in their lives, because they know that people's lives are so long, and the so-called shackles have no meaning at all, especially when life is flying quickly."
Huang Defa patted Jiang Yang's shoulder, looking like a master outside the world: "Brother, this is to teach you all the knowledge of his life, as for whether you can think about it or not, it depends on your own creation." ”
After that, he glanced meaningfully at Si Mu, who was sleeping on the table, and then looked at Jiang Yang.
There was a lot of content in his words, and Jiang Yang's brain was buzzing when he listened to it.
He was stunned for two seconds, and then shook his head vigorously.
"Hem-."
Jiang Yang said with a smile: "The first time I heard that persuading people to do nonsense, it was so fresh and refined!" ”
"What nonsense is this!"
Huang Defa was surprised: "This is teaching you how to be happy!" ”
"Stop, stop."
Jiang Yang hurriedly stopped: "I was almost confused, this person thinks differently from people, and the way to get happiness is also different." Don't come with me to do this, let me tell you, Lao Huang, don't induce me to make mistakes. ”
After that, he snatched the wine bottle with one hand and shook it, and the bottom was already visible.
Seeing that it was already three o'clock in the morning, Jiang Yang got up and said, "I can't drink this wine anymore, and if I drink it again, I have to let you fool me and go astray." Your Indian wife is still waiting for you at home, hurry back and hand in your homework, in case your mother-in-law tells you what you think, I guess I will have to peel you off tonight, I wish you good luck. ”
"And."
Jiang Yang looked at Huang Defa, squinted his eyes and said, "As your compatriot, let me remind you." They are sisters, your mother-in-law is their mother, you are an outsider at most, and to put it mildly, they are a family. Lao Huang, you are fighting wits and courage with your sisters and mothers, and your heart is estimated to be a little worse. You don't want to think about it, if people are used to the old Indians' practices and are willing to have polygamy, why did the family move to Venezuela? Why are you looking for a sincere and dedicated man? ”
Huang Defa was slightly stunned after hearing this.
Jiang Yang continued: "Do you think that if people really have this idea, my mother will not discuss it with this sister in advance, and then discuss it with you?" Or, if people really accept this, my sister thinks you are good, and will prevent her sister from marrying happiness? ”
"Lao Huang, let's just say, is there a possibility?"
Jiang Yang said with a smile: "This is a family that has been discussed, is it reliable to test you, a foreign son-in-law?" ”
"I ...... Depend on......! ”
Huang Defa was shocked and looked at Jiang Yang dumbfounded.
Two seconds later, he grabbed his coat and ran out, burrowing into the Mercedes without looking back.
Jiang Yang stood at the door of the restaurant and asked with a smile: "Comrade Defa! Don't drink alcohol?! ”
Huang Defa had already sat in the car, the lighter handbrake was done in one go, the accelerator was slammed, and the Mercedes-Benz turned the front of the car with a roar.
The car window fell, and Huang Defa looked frightened.
"Don't drink anymore, I have to go home and deal with something important, and I'll come back to you tomorrow!"
With that, the Mercedes roared away, billowing up puffs of smoke.