As soon as I opened the two doors of the ruined temple that were about to fall apart, a big-eared scraper slammed on the back of my head, and I was caught off guard, and I fell into it one by one, and the burden I was carrying in my hand also fell to the side.

I clutched my aching head and looked back, and the cow maniac was poking his fingers into my nostrils and smiling evilly.

"What are you doing?" I yelled at him.

"Boy, since your grandmother entrusted you to me, you have to listen to me." The cow madman twisted his nose into a small ball, flicked his hand, walked into the broken temple step by step, looked directly at me and said, "I will set a few rules for you today, you remember." ”

Alas! How can people not bow their heads under the low eaves. As soon as he mentioned my grandmother, I lost my temper in an instant, and tears flowed out uncontrollably.

He tilted his head to the side, as if he didn't want to see me cry, and continued.

"First, be diligent, get up every day as soon as the rooster crows, sweep the floor, cook, this is your job; Second, if you have good food and drink, you must first honor me; Third, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, let you know, I will naturally tell you; Fourth, this fourth...... I haven't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I think about it. ”

At the end, he added, "Do you have anything to ask?" ”

This old boy is so clearly organized and thoughtful, where does he look like a madman.

"Where do I sleep?" I wiped away my tears and asked angrily.

He didn't seem to expect me to ask such a question, and his eyes rolled for a long time before he stretched out his hand and pointed to a corner on the west side of the offering table, and said, "You just sleep there!" ”

He didn't seem to have thought about it at all.

Then he said, "You clean up first, and I'll go find something to eat." ”

After saying that, he jumped and left.

It's not crazy, I scolded.

Put in order? How to clean up? In addition to rotten branches, there are all kinds of bones that stink.

The branches were naturally used for fire, and the bones must have been left over by him.

That's too buried, isn't it?

Although I was reluctant to do so, thinking about my grandmother's deathbed instructions, I still patiently threw all the dirty things there into the courtyard, so that I had the time to look at this ruined temple.

The two wooden doors were tied with ropes and several pieces of wood of different sizes, which creaked when the wind blew, making people feel that they would fall down at any time.

Facing the door, there was an offering table with a missing leg, but fortunately it was leaning against the wall, otherwise it would never have been able to stand.

Inside the offering table are three mounds of earth, and there are a few colored wooden sticks in the middle, which should be the statue of Fu Lu Shou Sanguan that has been smashed.

In the center of the offering table was a black tablet with six gold-painted characters written on it. Since I didn't go to school, I didn't recognize what was written on it. In front of the spirit tablet is a brand-new incense burner.

In addition to these, a few broken bowls, a few broken bricks, and a broken iron pot without ears were randomly thrown in a corner to the east, and grass clippings all over the ground.

Is this where people live?

Just as he was wondering, the voice of the cow madman panting came from afar.

"Little bunny...... hurry up,...... Look what I've gotten for you! ……”

I hurriedly pushed open the door, only to see a cow maniac with a few chicken feathers on his head carrying a reed chicken, dancing and running fast in front, and a group of people scolding and scolding closely behind.

Dare to love, he went to steal other people's chickens.

In the era of material scarcity, most of the family's pocket money relied on the eggs laid in the buttocks of the chickens, and he actually went to steal the chickens that laid eggs from others, what is the difference between this and cutting off people's financial resources?

Seeing me, a disaster star, come out, the people chasing him seemed to be afraid of being contaminated with bad luck, and they were stunned, stopped, and stopped chasing, but they were unwilling, so they had to scold from afar: "You are a cow with a thousand knives, you have to die well, steal my chicken, you didn't give birth to a son!" ……”

The cow madman took the opportunity to run into the ruined temple with a puff of smoke, dragged me in again, closed the door, and refused to go out again, allowing the people outside to scold me in full swing.

"Did you give birth to a son? At Lao Tzu's age, can he still have a son? It's a fart! The cow madman slaughtered the chicken with his hands and feet, and after bloodshed, he muttered under his breath as he plucked his hair.

After about an hour, the sun crawled to the center of the door, and the people outside were probably tired of scolding, so they quietly dispersed.

When the chickens were cleaned up, the cow madman took out a leaf from his bosom like a trick, wrapped the chicken, and went to the yard to make a large piece of mud......

It didn't take much effort, and a fragrant flower chicken was baked.

The cow madman didn't care about the heat, so he removed the mud and lotus leaves wrapped in the outside in three or two clicks, grabbed it and gnawed it.

He feasted on a large chunk, and he had almost eaten half of a chicken, and then he seemed to remember something, and looked at me, who was staring at him and swallowing.

"Hey, hey! I forgot about you. He scratched his head, wiped his hands on the tattered clothes that could not be seen, unscrewed the head of the chicken, and threw it to me, "Here, you eat this!" ”

It's really delicious in the world, although there is no salt and seasoning, even though it is just a chicken head, I also eat it with relish. After all, in that era when pork cost three cents a pound, how many families could eat meat?

Seeing that I finished eating quickly, he smiled embarrassedly, ripped off a chicken leg, and handed it to me.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, there's no wine!" The cow madman burped, stretched out his legs, and fell to the ground, closed his eyes with regret, and after a while he snored loudly.

Just when I thought he was asleep and was about to slip out, he suddenly rolled over and muttered, "I want to eat fish at night, Changsheng, you go to the river to catch fish for me!" ”

This old boy, did he sleep or not? You still want me to catch fish, and you really use me as a maid?

Although he kept complaining, he didn't dare to move again, and obediently opened the burden he brought from home, took out the futon inside, spread it in that corner, and lay down.

I was about to fall asleep when I heard the door creak open and someone came in.

I sat up and fell asleep.

Will anyone come to this place?

The person who came was wearing a pair of gold-wire glasses, his hair was combed neatly, and he was wearing a gray Zhongshan suit.

"Excuse me, is the cow fairy at home?" I don't know if it was affected by the dirty environment in front of me, or because I was surprised by the snoring of the cow madman, the person who came covered his nose and asked cautiously.

"Who's looking for me?" Hearing someone, the cow madman stretched and sat up.

Cow fairy? I think the cow is about the same as if it were for food.

"I'm from Linhe Village, Xiaogang Town, and something happened at home, so I asked Niu Shenxian to go over and help take a look."