"Auntie, have you seen him?" I leaned up and asked, "What are you looking for him for?" ”

"Of course I do." The fat aunt gave me a blank look, "You kid, looking for him is naturally divination, asking for trouble, can you do anything else?" ”

"It seems that so many people have come to beg him?" Again, I'm sure.

The fat aunt seemed to be haunted by my previous question, and said angrily: "Who doesn't know that there is a Taoist at the gate of this Ganye Temple, and he is very accurate in calculating hexagrams, and he doesn't need money, he responds to requests, asks for wealth, and asks for blessings, he is simply a living immortal......"

Xu Yuanzhi interjected and interrupted her: "Is it so spiritual? ”

The fat aunt was talking about the rise, and the spittle and stars spewed out, and when Xu Yuanzhi interrupted like this, he suddenly withered, and said: "It's a pity that he doesn't come every day, and he only chooses one person to help him once, and who he chooses depends on fate." I've been here for five or six days, and I haven't been selected by him. ”

Hearing this, I suddenly realized that the reason why those old ladies were unwilling to deal with us was that they were afraid that we would rob us of the opportunity.

"Auntie, what are you asking for?" I asked the fat aunt.

Hearing me ask this, the fat aunt's face was bitter, and she sighed: "My son and daughter-in-law have been married for three years, and they have not been pregnant with a doll yet. ”

He came again to ask for an idol.

With so many people waiting for him early in the morning, it seems that he is really famous.

If, as we suspected, everyone asks for a statue of a god, wouldn't it mean that everyone has to kill someone and then take their hearts? How many people do you have to kill? Isn't this Jinyi messed up?

I glanced at Xu Yuanzhi, the meaning is obvious, it's time for you to ask.

Xu Yuanzhi understood what I meant, and asked, "How long has this Daoist been here?" ”

The fat aunt shook her head after hearing this, indicating that she didn't know either, and said: "At the beginning, when someone entered the temple to worship the Buddha, he sat at the door, saying that it was better to worship the Buddha than to worship him, saying that the god and Buddha are a mud fetus, without a heart, he has a heart, and he is a living immortal." ”

We can guess what happened after that. But all those who come to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, most of them have something to ask for, and even some are desperate people, most of them have the mentality of rushing to the doctor when they are sick, and when he tries to be very spiritual, it will not take a few days for his reputation to spread.

Xu Yuanzhi glanced at me, then turned to the fat aunt and asked her, "Then do any of you know where he lives?" What is the pattern of each selection? Who are you usually chosen? ”

The fat aunt shook her head and said, "What's the rule here, it depends on his mood." Some people are lucky and are selected for the first time, and those who are unlucky are ten days and a half months. He will take away all the people he chooses, and eighty percent of them go to where he lives. ”

After inquiring, and didn't find anything too valuable, Xu Yuanzhi pulled me into a corner and said, "Changsheng, when the accountant comes to choose people, you go to the crowd and wait, if you are lucky enough to be selected by him." You go with him and give him a sword when you see the opportunity......"

Xu Yuanzhi didn't say this at all, he looked up to me too highly.

I gave him a blank look and said, "Why don't you go?" This Daoist is definitely not a mortal, can I beat him in these two moments? Besides, do you know your master, don't be busy for a long time and in the end it's not the person we are looking for, wouldn't it be a risk? Otherwise, let's call the police, that poker-faced policeman attaches great importance to this matter, let's provide him with important clues at this critical moment, maybe there will be a bonus. ”

I bargained with Xu Yuanzhi for a few words, and then I heard a commotion in the crowd, and someone whispered: "Here, the Jidao people are here." ”

I hurriedly pulled the crowd and squeezed in, only to see an old man who looked to be in his eighties not far away walking slowly and leisurely towards this side.

The old man was dressed in a gray robe, with a shaved head, a white beard, a smile on his face, and a banner in his hand, on which were written two lines: "All ordinary people worship God and Buddha, and I advise all ordinary people to worship me." ”

Needless to say, this old man who is not dressed as a monk must be a Taoist man.

"Changsheng, it's okay if you kill him or not, this time you should go to the door, if he asks you what you want, you say ask for a God of Wealth. I won't go this time, I can't help but toss with my injuries. Xu Yuanzhi squeezed in at some point, said to me in an undetectable voice, and walked out after turning around.

"Old Gray, let's take the sunspot to find a place to hide first......"

Xu Yuanzhi's voice sounded behind me again, and when I looked back, this guy was running like a rabbit.

Damn, you've really put me on the hook.

I was completely speechless for his non-negotiable behavior, turned my head and squeezed out of the crowd, raised my legs and was just about to run, when a group of people knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Ji Daoren.

An aunt next to me saw that I was still standing, and hurriedly pulled my trouser leg, which was extremely forceful, and pulled me to a stumbling end.

There was no way, I couldn't run, so I had to turn around and kneel down with everyone.

Subsequently, the Taoist said: "Old fortune telling, one person at a time, the choice is fate, the wrong is fate, follow the fate, you don't have to care too much about the selection." ”

Everyone hurriedly responded: "That's that, everything is according to fate, according to fate." ”

Ji Daoren said: "Don't be discouraged if you don't choose the right one, I have a spirit talisman here to give to everyone, and take it home to worship the good life, and it will definitely bless the safety of the house." ”

This Taoist is really demagogic.

After speaking, he took out a thick stack of yellow talismans from his wide robe and distributed them to everyone one by one.

At the same time, there are words in his mouth, which roughly means that he advises everyone to do more good deeds, not to do evil, to make good connections, and to inform relatives and friends of his magical powers, so as to make a name for him......

I knelt at the back of the crowd and couldn't help but laugh at what he was saying.

I used to think that he was an incredible master, but now it seems that he is no different from an ordinary magic stick, especially his act of distributing charms to everyone, which looks no different from distributing small advertisements.

I couldn't help but look down and laugh, and suddenly a yellow talisman stretched out in front of my eyes.

As soon as I looked up, the Taoist was looking at me with a smile on his face, and after looking at it for a while, he took back the yellow charm and asked, "Young man, what are you asking for?" ”

I was stunned.

Then a sigh of disappointment was heard from the crowd, and everyone got up, patted the dirt on their knees and left, and someone said, "This young man is so lucky, he was chosen by Ji Dao just now." ”

I fell to my knees and wanted to cry without tears, I was chosen!

Why me? How can it be so coincidental?

Fuck ......